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"the find IGGY a new hobby thread" , posted Tue 3 Apr 11:19post reply

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It has come to my attention that the Right Honorable Lord Iggy-nton's beekeeping ways, while suitably idyllic and genteel, have considerable health risks which are increasingly evident. I therefore propose generating a series of alternate hobby proposals:

1. Gardening, like a true gentleman
2. Sharpening his thieving skills via Monaco like Monaco's Gentleman
3. Starting to write the FFVI 25th anniversary essay for me that I am probably going to forget to write myself
4. Returning to PhD-worthy analysis and/or continuing the essential work of MMC fanfiction, ideally in the same thread
5. Making sure that the outdoors are only encoutered via Bokujou Monogatari/Harvest Moon/whatever they're calling it now
6. Focus on becoming a true Gothic Londonian again
7. Other????

Please return all submissions in double copy to Professor Henry "Howlin' Mad" Moriarty to ensure a proper high-level intervention, or to Maou if you don't particularly care what happens next.





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"Re(1):the find IGGY a new hobby thread" , posted Wed 4 Apr 01:15post reply

Actually, I already took matters in my own hands!
Spoon already has the best idea but unfortunately it involves going to Scotland, which, ehhhh, I feel like I have enough of the British islands for the moment.
Nobi suggested a similar activity, but with the almost as cute rhino beetles, however it also requires me to leave my house, this time to somewhere where the weather is not shit.

Other suggestions include chimera taxidermy, out-season-Easter-chocolate-hunting, or learning the good art of traditional south-of-France cooking to honor my ancestors. I could also take on the challenge of convincing Maou to play Hollow Knight before the game is released on the unwashed masses' consoles, but after my recent failure at convincing Nobi to give a fair chance to SF5, I'm not sure I'm up to the gargantuan task.

Since I'm incapable of taking any decision (or making any kind of effort), I'm currently waiting for the skies to send me a sign while playing a game where the character dies every 60 seconds. I'd like to say it makes me reflect on my life and stuff, but I'm mostly playing a game where the character dies every 60 seconds.





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"Re(2):the find IGGY a new hobby thread" , posted Wed 4 Apr 03:06post reply

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Since I'm incapable of taking any decision (or making any kind of effort), I'm currently waiting for the skies to send me a sign while playing a game where the character dies every 60 seconds. I'd like to say it makes me reflect on my life and stuff, but I'm mostly playing a game where the character dies every 60 seconds.




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8/ Make mouth-watering culinary ASMR videos






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"Re(3):the find IGGY a new hobby thread" , posted Wed 4 Apr 20:46post reply

quote:
Since I'm incapable of taking any decision (or making any kind of effort), I'm currently waiting for the skies to send me a sign while playing a game where the character dies every 60 seconds. I'd like to say it makes me reflect on my life and stuff, but I'm mostly playing a game where the character dies every 60 seconds.



I would strongly like to suggest ---

8/ Make mouth-watering culinary ASMR videos




Thank you for showing me my new favourite thing Professor!






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"Re(4):the find IGGY a new hobby thread" , posted Wed 4 Apr 21:26post reply

The Professor's food acousticophilia videos reminds me of the time I was thinking about buying a mandoline. When asking people what they thought about this kitchen appliance I was introduced to this instruction video that doubles as food porn. That hand with the thick gold watch dismissively flicking aside sliced produce to a relentlessly throbbing soundtrack creates a mixture of erotica combined with professional detachment.







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"Re(5):the find IGGY a new hobby thread" , posted Thu 5 Apr 21:58post reply

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a mixture of erotica combined with professional detachment.

We have a winner! Iggy, itís so you!

9. Develop a virtual beekeeping simulator, perhaps the first, based on alarming but unique real-life experience

10. MMC visual novel by Iggysoft





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"Re(6):the find IGGY a new hobby thread" , posted Fri 6 Apr 00:37post reply

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10. MMC visual novel by Iggysoft


11. Prequel to the VN where everyone is in high school, yet somehow have the same relationships and worldview as in the main series where everyone is 20 years older.
12. Make the high school overflowing with Justice.
13. Larger, pointier collars and sleeves.







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"Re(7):the find IGGY a new hobby thread" , posted Tue 10 Apr 09:58post reply

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12. Make the high school overflowing with Justice.
13. Larger, pointier collars and sleeves.

While I leave it for other patrons to decide whether the real-life Iggy will be depicted by a younger or more mature bookworm, I'm pleased to note that you can now outsource your beekeeping efforts to other people while still laying claim to a good chunk of the honey like a proper absentee landlord.





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"Re(1):the find IGGY a new hobby thread" , posted Sat 14 Apr 23:50post reply

quote:
Dearest Cafe,

It has come to my attention that the Right Honorable Lord Iggy-nton's beekeeping ways, while suitably idyllic and genteel, have considerable health risks which are increasingly evident. I therefore propose generating a series of alternate hobby proposals:

1. Gardening, like a true gentleman
2. Sharpening his thieving skills via Monaco like Monaco's Gentleman
3. Starting to write the FFVI 25th anniversary essay for me that I am probably going to forget to write myself
4. Returning to PhD-worthy analysis and/or continuing the essential work of MMC fanfiction, ideally in the same thread
5. Making sure that the outdoors are only encoutered via Bokujou Monogatari/Harvest Moon/whatever they're calling it now
6. Focus on becoming a true Gothic Londonian again
7. Other????

Please return all submissions in double copy to Professor Henry "Howlin' Mad" Moriarty to ensure a proper high-level intervention, or to Maou if you don't particularly care what happens next.



Basket-weaving, perhaps?





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