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"Cool story..." , posted Fri 15 Aug 18:20post reply

So today I was at my girlfriend's house, and we finally decide to have sex for the first time.

Wewere gonna do it on the couch in the living room, but at first she'sall nervous and says she wants to undress herself in the bathroom whileI undress out here. So I'm like ok whatever, that's fine CAUSE I'MGETTING FUCKING LAID!

So she goes in the bathroom, and I rip myclothes off, and stand there waiting. And waiting. And waiting. And I'mlike when the hell is she gonna come out? So I started getting nervous,like maybe she would change her mind, or maybe she was actually a dudeor something.

The longer it took, the more nervous I got. Whatwould I say to her when she came out of the bathroom? How would Iapproach her? Eventually I got so nervous that I couldn't hold it inanymore. I took a shit right there on the carpet.

I thought OHFUCK OH FUCK what am I gonna do? So I kinda kick it off to the side bythe bookcase and hope she won't notice it. She finally comes out of thebathroom, and I was sitting down on the couch all trying to look cool.But she instantly smells the poop and looks around and sees it andshe's like "OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" So I try to play it offlike the cool guy I am, and I say "What do you think it is, baby?" andI make a face like ;D

She kicks me out and I didn't get laid.

I am now home alone posting on MMCafe on my Personal Computer.






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"Re(1):Cool story..." , posted Fri 15 Aug 18:28post reply

Looks like ED is not closing after all, eh.





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"Re(1):Cool story..." , posted Fri 15 Aug 21:38post reply

That would do fine on 4chan's /b/.






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"Re(1):Cool story..." , posted Fri 15 Aug 23:23post reply

You are supposed to take shits only after you've been married for years and you guys are trying new things. OR if both of you guys like that sort of thing. But, you were that nervous? Jesus!





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"Re(2):Cool story..." , posted Sat 16 Aug 07:48post reply

This is like a world war II love story.... And you'll be hearing about this for ever and ever and ever.





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"Re(3):Cool story..." , posted Sat 16 Aug 13:34post reply

I'm really glad I wasn't eating when I read that.





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"Re(1):Cool story..." , posted Sat 16 Aug 14:20:post reply

On the positive side. You'll probably never do that again. And if you ever meet a girl with a freaky side, that story may win you some points.





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"Re(2):Cool story..." , posted Sat 16 Aug 21:32post reply

Hello!

Did everyone like

my

Cool Story?





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"Re(3):Cool story..." , posted Sun 17 Aug 03:03post reply

quote:
Hello!

Did everyone like

my

Cool Story?



Yes it was cool indeed. I like it!!!
Have you spoken to her since?





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"Re(3):Cool story..." , posted Sun 17 Aug 03:39post reply

quote:
Hello!

Did everyone like

my

Cool Story?



Do you own lip gloss?





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"oh boy!" , posted Sun 7 Sep 11:08post reply

quote:
Hello!

Did everyone like

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Cool Story?


I liked because itīs not a cool story!
It could be more cool if you had do something more extreme like I donīt know... taking the piece of shit with your socks and hide it in the freeze then make love and says to youīr girl can you bring me some coca cola please I got tired f"·$%ing your p""$y off! hahhaah!





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"Re(2):Cool story..." , posted Sun 7 Sep 11:27:post reply

quote:
That would do fine on 4chan's /b/.

AS A MATTER OF FACT
I win the game again. I was worried I wouldn't be able to find the source this time. That was 13 seconds well-spent. Well, not really.





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[this message was edited by Maou on Sun 7 Sep 11:42]

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"Re(3):Cool story..." , posted Sun 7 Sep 12:35post reply

quote:
That would do fine on 4chan's /b/.
AS A MATTER OF FACT
I win the game again. I was worried I wouldn't be able to find the source this time. That was 13 seconds well-spent. Well, not really.



Ah good ol Caltrops. I remember years ago they called all of us raging homosexuals for not totally loving God of War.

quote:
You don't shit when you're scared and you don't get scared when a girl takes a long time in a bathroom. What do you idiots think you're doing posting this garbage in here?


Believe me, you DO shit when you're scared. Especially when its a suprise!





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"Re(4):Cool story..." , posted Sun 7 Sep 13:03:post reply

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Ah good ol Caltrops. I remember years ago they called all of us raging homosexuals for not totally loving God of War.

Ah, I remember when I didn't know who the hell Caltrops even were other than a source of utility for finding copypasta 4ch junk. Heheh, wait, that's now. I actually did like God of War (II?)'s attitude, but hey.





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[this message was edited by Maou on Sun 7 Sep 13:06]

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"Re(4):Cool story..." , posted Mon 8 Sep 11:02post reply

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Believe me, you DO shit when you're scared. Especially when its a suprise!



Well, never happened to me. And i hope it stays that way





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"Re(1): draw me something you f" , posted Mon 8 Sep 11:46post reply

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I am now home alone posting on MMCafe on my Personal Computer.



just how personal are you getting with your (personal) computer

give me a ballpark idea





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"Re(2): draw me something you f" , posted Mon 8 Sep 12:37post reply

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just how personal are you getting with your (personal) computer

Tasty.





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"Re(3):Cool story..." , posted Mon 8 Sep 13:46post reply

quote:
Hello!

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I think tim broke your brain.
p.s. next month d00d, let's do it to it. drankin! maybe!





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"Re(4):Cool story..." , posted Mon 8 Sep 14:10post reply

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I think tim broke your brain.



yar





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"Re(5):Cool story..." , posted Mon 8 Sep 16:49:post reply

;D





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