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"FUCK Kyo Kusanagi...." , posted Fri 31 Aug 14:45post reply

TERRY F'IN BOGARD is the TRUE face of SNK fighting games.

I know it. You know it. We all know it.





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"Re(1):FUCK Kyo Kusanagi...." , posted Fri 31 Aug 16:48post reply

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TERRY F'IN BOGARD is the TRUE face of SNK fighting games.

I know it. You know it. We all know it.



Actually given their current direction I'd say one of their female characters is the face of SNK.





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"Re(1):FUCK Kyo Kusanagi...." , posted Fri 31 Aug 18:52post reply

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quote:
TERRY F'IN BOGARD is the TRUE face of SNK fighting games.

I know it. You know it. We all know it.







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"What would Iori like to do at any give time?" , posted Fri 31 Aug 19:19post reply

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Actually given their current direction I'd say one of their female characters is the face of SNK.



Well then they just need to make "Doki Doki Tickle Terry!" the game where you grope girls on the bus to see if she's really Terry Bogard in disguse... then SNK can keep going they're retarded new direction AND let Terry be the face of the company like he deserves.

PROTIP: the one in the red cut off vest, jeans, and a baseball cap standing over 6 feet tall is 9 times out of 10 Terry, tickle her last.






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"Re(1):FUCK Kyo Kusanagi...." , posted Sat 1 Sep 00:02post reply

quote:
TERRY F'IN BOGARD is the TRUE face of SNK fighting games.

I know it. You know it. We all know it.



IROHA is the TRUE face of SNK faitin games.

Also, the TRUE face of SNK maid sim games.






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"Re(1):What would Iori like to do at any give " , posted Sat 1 Sep 00:20post reply

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Well then they just need to make "Doki Doki Tickle Terry!" the game where you grope girls on the bus to see if she's really Terry Bogard in disguse... then SNK can keep going they're retarded new direction AND let Terry be the face of the company like he deserves.

PROTIP: the one in the red cut off vest, jeans, and a baseball cap standing over 6 feet tall is 9 times out of 10 Terry, tickle her last.



Even trying to imagine a game like this is disturbing...





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"Re(2):What would Iori like to do at any give" , posted Sat 1 Sep 00:31post reply

quote:
Well then they just need to make "Doki Doki Tickle Terry!" the game where you grope girls on the bus to see if she's really Terry Bogard in disguse... then SNK can keep going they're retarded new direction AND let Terry be the face of the company like he deserves.

PROTIP: the one in the red cut off vest, jeans, and a baseball cap standing over 6 feet tall is 9 times out of 10 Terry, tickle her last.


Even trying to imagine a game like this is disturbing...



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"Re(1):FUCK" , posted Sat 1 Sep 04:24post reply

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"Re(2):FUCK" , posted Sat 1 Sep 05:18post reply

Are you okay?





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"Re(1):What would Iori like to do at any give" , posted Sat 1 Sep 05:38post reply

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Doki Doki Tickle Terry


I can't wait for Tickle Star Sprites.





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"Re(2):What would Iori like to do at any give" , posted Sat 1 Sep 06:42post reply

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Doki Doki Tickle Terry





The one thing wrong with the good Doctor's description of this game is that it's off. Terry would never just stand there and let you grope him. You'd be POWAH GEYSAH'd before you even knew what hit you.





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"WhoO0oO0o!!!" , posted Sat 1 Sep 07:15post reply

Iron D says:

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LUCKY F'IN GLAUBER is the TRUE face of SNK fighting games.

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"Terry Bogard Jokes?" , posted Sat 1 Sep 09:05post reply

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Doki Doki Tickle Terry

The one thing wrong with the good Doctor's description of this game is that it's off. Terry would never just stand there and let you grope him. You'd be POWAH GEYSAH'd before you even knew what hit you.



Why do I get the feeling you guys want to turn Terry Bogard into a cliche'? Like Chuck Norris

- Terry Bogard can Burning Knuckle so fast, he once Burning Knuckled around the world and went so fast he Burn Knacku'd the back of his head.

- The red had Terry wears inspired Miyamoto, which is why Mario wears a red hat.





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"Re(1):Terry Bogard Jokes?" , posted Sat 1 Sep 09:16post reply

quote:
Doki Doki Tickle Terry

The one thing wrong with the good Doctor's description of this game is that it's off. Terry would never just stand there and let you grope him. You'd be POWAH GEYSAH'd before you even knew what hit you.


Why do I get the feeling you guys want to turn Terry Bogard into a cliche'? Like Chuck Norris

- Terry Bogard can Burning Knuckle so fast, he once Burning Knuckled around the world and went so fast he Burn Knacku'd the back of his head.

- The red had Terry wears inspired Miyamoto, which is why Mario wears a red hat.



Oh my sheet, GEYSAH!!!

dyde andy bogard is the face of what?





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"Re(2):What would Iori like to do at any give" , posted Sat 1 Sep 10:10post reply

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Even trying to imagine a game like this is disturbing...



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"Re(2):Terry Bogard Jokes?" , posted Sat 1 Sep 17:36post reply

quote:
Doki Doki Tickle Terry

The one thing wrong with the good Doctor's description of this game is that it's off. Terry would never just stand there and let you grope him. You'd be POWAH GEYSAH'd before you even knew what hit you.


Why do I get the feeling you guys want to turn Terry Bogard into a cliche'? Like Chuck Norris

- Terry Bogard can Burning Knuckle so fast, he once Burning Knuckled around the world and went so fast he Burn Knacku'd the back of his head.

- The red had Terry wears inspired Miyamoto, which is why Mario wears a red hat.


I will freely admit to having been a big fan of the Chuck Norris fad...you know, before it got played out.

However, your Terry facts here are true win indeed.


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dyde andy bogard is the face of what?



Shit.





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"Re(1):WhoO0oO0o!!!" , posted Sat 1 Sep 17:42post reply

quote:
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LUCKY F'IN GLAUBER is the TRUE face of SNK fighting games.

I know it. You know it. We all know it.




I can't believe that after YEARS you still remember my considerable disdain for all things Glauber and USA Sports team (and continue to use that fact to torture me to end). Heck, I'd even gotten to the point where I could forget their existence...

My god, they were so LAME.





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"Re(1):WhoO0oO0o!!!" , posted Sun 2 Sep 14:36post reply

LUCKY F'IN GLAUBER is so COOL Terry just had to copy his DM move and call it POWER GEYSER.

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"Re(2):WhoO0oO0o!!!" , posted Tue 4 Sep 07:27post reply

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I can't believe that after YEARS you still remember my considerable disdain for all things Glauber and USA Sports team (and continue to use that fact to torture me to end). Heck, I'd even gotten to the point where I could forget their existence...

My god, they were so LAME.



Of course I remember. I'm surprised you'd think I'd forget (or let you forget...). The worst part about them isn't technically the team itself, but instead, the fact that there was not another joke team in 94 (I don't think AOF had become a parody yet), there were no other black characters other than Lucky and Heavy D!, and the fact that in 94 their moves did sort of suck. I was introduced to the team when their gameplay was formidable in 98. Heavy D! is the coolest boxing videogame character--sorry Dudley. D! Magnum > Corkscrew Blow Lucky 94 was crap in looks and moves but I really like the 98 version because you can have a nigh untouchable hit and run game with him + one of the greatest anti-air supers of all time. I don't take Lucky seriously and I genuinely think SNK made a misstep rather than intentionally attempting to offend.

On the flip side, he isn't the greatest designed character of all time but think what would happen if he were made in the 2000's by a company like Def Jam? We'd wind up with some gangsta crap like:

I hope you n***** is ready fo' SNK's newest fighter, "L. Gunz!" complete with the SDMs Jailbound and Lucky Driveby! He's da face of SNK. You knows it. I knows it. We all knows it!

OOOOOOOOKKKAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!?!





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"Kyo Jokes!" , posted Tue 4 Sep 08:54post reply

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I will freely admit to having been a big fan of the Chuck Norris fad...you know, before it got played out.

However, your Terry facts here are true win indeed.


I always thought the "Fuck Norris Facts" where funnier... So I sumbit this thread needs some Kyo Kusanagi Facts to prove how much better Terry is:
-The chief export of Kyo is worthless fire based attacks, his chief import is Iori Yagami.
-Kyo Kusanagi once fought Goenitz, Rugal, AND the Orochi single handedly... he got totally fucked up and was in the hospital for 8 months following.
-Kyo was shocked to learn Iori and Miss X where the same person... although it finally answered his question as to why they acted so similar in bed.
-Ryu once told Kyo to stop being such a boring main character.
-When asked what his favorite movie was Kyo replied "Who's your Caddy!!... HAHA! Just kidding, actually it's Stewart Little"
-If you can see Kyo, he can see you. If can't see Kyo, you might not realize how silly his new costume is this year.
-Kyo is always ready for a fight... unless it means missing "the Racheal Ray show"
-Kyo Kusanagi doesn't go hunting, hunting implies one *might* kill something... Kyo on long romantic strolls in the woods with Iori.
-Kyo Kusanagi's original costume design later became used on the character "Syo" it was rejected by Kyo because he thought is wasn't "douchebaggy" enough for his high standards.
-Kyo checks his in closet and under the bed every night for the boogieman because he's deathly afraid of him. Lucky for Kyo, the boogieman hasn't left his house since 1989 in fear Terry Bogard will beat his ass to a pulp.






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"Re(1):Kyo Jokes!" , posted Tue 4 Sep 09:52post reply

- Kyo is so terrible, his own father won't even teach him, and he's still alive

- Why did NESTS fail? Because they were dumb enough to make 99 Kyo clones, that's why

- Kyo is so boring that his own girlfriend had to become a fighter and his rival went drag

- Kyo is so cheap his headband is made of tissue paper

- Kyo is such a ripoff that Dan and Yuri make fun of him behind his back

- Kyo's projectile is so bad that Athena's shield absorbed it and spit out a Power Wave instead





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"Re(2):Kyo Jokes!" , posted Tue 4 Sep 10:39post reply

Dr. Baghead. Freeeter. Win.





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"Re(2):Kyo Jokes!" , posted Wed 5 Sep 11:05post reply

I got this from a KoF fanfic mailing list a long long long time ago, around December 1999

It is shown as is, typos and all, removing only unnecessary line breaks

Fop fop fop
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124 things to do to kyo
by Ron Vincent
e-mail ryu5-@hotmail.com
1:use him as a bed
2:use him as food
3:boling ball
4:door bell
5:wall haggling
6:haeter
7:exta place at the table
8:cat food
9:dog food
10:saka
11:show and tell thing
12:back pack
13:papit
14:paper
15:book holder
16:cuting bared
17:humen kicking bag
18:whiping post
19:twon idiot
20:sell him to iori (lol)
21:bar maid
22:pig food
23:deer food
24:give him to orochi
25:shot at him
26:stab him
27:burn him
28:dinner
29:cd player
30:car pool
31:pool cleaner
32:shop keeper
33:put him in a yaoi fanfic
34:make him a clown
35:mail him somewhere
36:piss on him
37:lock him in a room of dogs
38:lighter
39:clone him
40:baby sitter
41:sell him to Ryuji
42:note book
43:for evil
44:table
45:tools
46:thow him out the window
47:clap his hands
48:make him in to jerky
49:thow him in the gutter
50:fly him to the moon
51:put him in pokemon (o god the madness not pokemon)
52:put him in sailor moon (i am sailor moon kyo in a dress)
53:hit him with a door
54:give him to big beer
55:sand box
56:use chemicals on him
57:frazis him
58:cook him
59:cat toy
60:fire wood
61:make him lazy
62:make him your bitch
63:thow him in the lake
64:make him buy you stuff
65:make him tell the time
66:hit him
67:get all the people that hate in the room with him
68:pull has arms
69:pull his ears
70:make him clean your room
71:make him clean your home
72:make him call you daddy
73:hit him with a boot
74:make him read to you
75:put him in a hentai fanfic
76:call him names
77:post nude pix of him on the net
78:make him fat
79:do his nails
80:make him a girl
81:make him pay your bills
82:sell him to the Mafia
83:make him cook you a big dinner
84:thow him in the road
85:make him sick
86:cause him serious bodily harm
87:dress him funny
88:make him in to a orochi (that wood be cool to see)
89:kill his dad
90:kill his mom (his mom is crazy)
91:kill his bike
92:make him dinner
93:hug him
94:pat him on the head and say good boy
95:pet him
96:make him a big fat boy
97:hit him with a car
98:run him over
99:put him to sleep
100:play cards whit him
101:give him a furby
102:make him clene king's bar
103:have him cut wood
104:give him to orochi iori (o man thats not a good idea)
105:take him on a date
106:buy him popcorn
107:put him on the srteet and make me some money
108:have him cook you pie
109:put him in a big jar in you home
110:give him to shingo as a pet
111:make him tlake and sain the papers
112:sell him to a s&m place
113:kick him in to the mud
114:put him in your bedroom as a tv truner oner
115:give him a bloodclot
116:give him to godzilla (i hate godzilla)
117:sell him to capcom
118:sell him to toys .R.us
119:put him on the pa
120:have him pass out candy (this list is crazy and long)
121:acid+kyo=hrut
122:kyo+fire=cooked kyo yum (yeah right)
123:make toys of him
124:dress him as a m&m





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"WTFOMGBBQKOF!!!" , posted Wed 5 Sep 19:43post reply

W... T... F is that list?!?! It's the most insane and/or brilliant thing EVER

If you read them they pretty much break down to:
-Eat him
... seriously making him into food comes up too much
-Feed him
...make him fat is TWO entries
-Date him
.... maybe Iori wrote the list
-Humilate him
.... yeah, Iori would totally post nude pictures of Kyo on the web after kicking him in mud and making him say "who's your daddy", seeing Kyo broken really rages his storm (oh shit that's Geese's attack... it uh? Mashes his Madien? )
-Hit him
.... hitting a fighting game character? that's not even trying!
-Give him away
.... I wonder on all the "give/sell" ones, is the hypothetical person trying to "flip the bitch" and make a profit off Kyo or was Kyo something they came upon by mistake and just want to unload?
-Use him as an inanimate object replacement
....I really like that most of the objects he replaces aren't things a human do like 'cd player' or 'door bell'
-Use him as a heat source
.... logical!
-Give him a small task to perform
... have him cook, clean, read to you, watch kids. Stupid, well meaning, AND good at simple task it's like he's Kronk from Emperor's New Groove or something... perhaps #125 was "have him pull the lever!" and #126 "the OTHER lever!"
-Think of your dead dog while writting the list!
quote:
92:make him dinner
93:hug him
94:pat him on the head and say good boy
95:pet him
96:make him a big fat boy
97:hit him with a car
98:run him over
99:put him to sleep

seriously all of this is what you do with a dog (well 97 and 98 are things that happen TO a dog with 99 being what happens after 97&98)

The highlights in my opinion:
5:wall haggling
Kyo: I'll give you $5 for this wall
Wall Salesmen: Whoa, sorry bubs, this heres walls cost $7 no exceptions!
Kyo: $6
Wall Salesmen: Whadarya stoopid?! $7 or nothings for these heres walls!
Kyo: $6.50
Wall Salesmen: Okay, tells yous whats, if yous buys at least 6 and gets da fak outta my stores I'll sell 'em to yous for $6.85
Kyo: SOLD! I'm great at wall haggling!

10:saka
This reminds me of "Sokka" from Avatar, who unlike Kyo: totally rules!... which reminds me I've always wanted to join an Avatar forum with a tag for a fan pairing, such as "Azulaang" or "Zukotara" or whatever... but mine would be "Sokkatara" with the tag line "Forbidden fruits are always the sweetest." then wait to see how long until I was banned.
(seriously though what's a saka?)

11:show and tell thing
show and tell 'thing' not even 'bring him to show and tell' just 'show and tell thing' like "this is... eh, I don't care, I'll just check-minus"

19:twon idiot
Two on idiot? Taiwan idiot? To won idiot?
It is a mystery what that means to me

35:mail him somewhere
I love how in different this is too just walk him into the post office:
Postman: Where too?
You: Eh, somewhere

Step1:
39:clone him
43:for evil

Step 2:...
Step 3: Profit!
now we see why NESTS plan was doomed from the start!

54:give him to big beer
I assume this means "Big Bear"... or does it mean 'give him a big beer'? maybe give him to an actual big beer?

56:use chemicals on him
121:acid+kyo=hrut

This one just seems dickish
You: Hmmm this is some damn good grape juice, want some, Kyo?
Kyo: HELLS YEAH!
You: (tosses contents of cup in his face) ACID BITCH!!
Kyo: NOOOOS!!!! ARRRRGGGHHH!!! AAAAAAA!!!!
You: Acid + Kyo = Hurt... interesting, I'll note this in my science journal.

57:frazis him
111:make him tlake and sain the papers

Ferchrist sake! A lot of these I can guestimate but what the hell is "frazis him?" Fricassee him maybe? "French Nazis" him? is it some weird torture or sex act I've never heard of?
I assume 111 is "make him take and sign the papers"... but papers to what?!?!

61:make him lazy
Kyo: I'm going for a jog, then to the post office, then to the mall to return some shirts I bought that where too big, then wash the car, do some laundry, go to the market and get this weeks shopping done...
You: Duuuuude, you're gonna miss the Sci-Fi original movie "Ultra Spiders", it's like an all day marathon of this kinda shit!
Kyo: well I guess I can put off my plans for a half an hour...
(19 hours later)
Kyo: (slumping on the couch in his boxers) Oh, Raptorsaurus, you should have know better then to follow Eric Estrada into that tunnel... hey, man could you get me some more Ritz?!
You: Fuck you, get'em yourself
Kyo: eh... I'll just starve then...

74:make him read to you
but Kyo only reads crappily written stores about himself, preferably crappily written gay erotica about himself
33:put him in a yaoi fanfic
75:put him in a hentai fanfic

PERFECT!

90:kill his mom (his mom is crazy)
91:kill his bike

Is it sadder I thought "how do you kill a bike?" or "wait, Kyo has a mom who's apparently crazy... is that in the actual KOF cannon or just for this list?"

116:give him to godzilla (i hate godzilla)
I like the stressing of "i hate godzilla" like that was important (no seriously!)

123:make toys of him
118:sell him to toys .R.us

If you're not High Dream or Shocker Toys I'd suggest doing this.

120:have him pass out candy (this list is crazy and long)
He'd just eat all the smarties thinking they're brain pills and throw away all the M&M's because he thought they cheap knock-off "W&W" candy... that's right, this is now a blonde joke telling thread with 'blonde' replace with Kyo!

119:put him on the pa
who doesn't want to be on the PA? I've always wanted to get on the PA at Target and scream "attention shoppers: our 99% off school supply sale (or Halloween/X-Mas/whatever the big thing is at the time) sale only has 3 minutes left, you only have 3 minutes left to take advantage of our 99% off sale! make sure you get your items to the register quickly!" and watch the choas that ensues when people who just checked out go to costumer service to complain they weren't given a discount, people currently checking out complain they discount isn't rining up, and crowds trample each other to get to a que to make sure they make the sale... of course Kyo would probably be like "uh... uh... attention shoppers, I uh... I just farted! HA!" and be no fun.

50:fly him to the moon
Let him play among the stars. Let him see what spring is like on... Jupiter and Mars. In other words, hold his hand. In other words, Iori kiss him! Fill his heart with song and he will sing forever more. Iori is all he longs for, all he worships and adores. In other words, please be truuuuuue. In other words [Iori] he loves you!!!

Ring-a-ding-ding baby! (Sinatra style! None of that EVA end theme stuff here!)

and the funniest one:
37:lock him in a room of dogs
I'm sure they meant "angry attack dogs" but it reads like "just dogs" like he's just locked in a room filled with doggies until either he or the dogs is let out. Odd visual.






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"Re(2):Kyo Jokes!" , posted Thu 6 Sep 00:17post reply

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- Kyo is so terrible, his own father won't even teach him, and he's still alive

- Why did NESTS fail? Because they were dumb enough to make 99 Kyo clones, that's why



Seriously THAT is funny. The NESTS joke feels so true though I mean you can picture a cut scene of them leaping out of the helicopter ready to attack but then malfunction and lead head first in the ground. Haha





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"Re(1):WTFOMGBBQKOF!!!" , posted Thu 6 Sep 07:34post reply

quote:
... perhaps #125 was "have him pull the lever!" and #126 "the OTHER lever!"


127: Beat him up, steal his pass to KOF, and give it to Heavy D!





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"WINNER IS (NOT) KYO!" , posted Thu 6 Sep 09:51post reply

quote:
... perhaps #125 was "have him pull the lever!" and #126 "the OTHER lever!"

127: Beat him up, steal his pass to KOF, and give it to Heavy D!



This thread is EPIC!

And now, more Terry Bogard jokes....

- The original title for "The King of Fighters '94" was "Terry Bogard '94." Had SNK stuck with that name, the current games in the series would be "Terry Bogard XI" and "Terry Bogard Maximum Impact 2".
- While Geese Howard hates Terry so much, even beyond the grave, he still respects him for one reason. We all know Geese used to have long hair. However, when Geese met Terry during the rehearsal for the Fatal Fury ending, he was so in awe with Terry's long locks that he cut his own hair. That's why you don't see Geese with long hair.
- Strands of Terry's hair are used as currency in Canada.
- Strands of Terry's hair are listed as an illegal drug in the US. Apparently, if you snort them, you take on a very wierd accent and have a tendency to Buster Wolf everything.
- Believe it or not, Terry Bogard has an awesome singing voice. After all, he sang the ending music for Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture.
- Terry Bogard is such an incredible fighter that he wasn't given a traditional job. Being an incredible fighter is his job.
- Clark Steel wears a flak vest and ball cap in hopes that could get powers like Terry.

Continue...





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"Re(1):WINNER IS (NOT) KYO!" , posted Thu 6 Sep 12:58post reply

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This thread is EPIC!




Indeed!

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"the wind beneth your wings" , posted Thu 6 Sep 19:59:post reply

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Baghead, have I ever told you you were my hero?



I'm no hero... I'm just man, a man standing up for what he believes in...

And I believe it's time for some Yakov Smirnoff jokes!!

-In America Terry Bogard kicks Geese Howard out of Geese Tower! In Soviet Russia Terry Bogard kicks Geese Tower out of Geese Howard!
-In America Terry Bogard is "Hungry like the Wolf"! In Soviet Russia wolves are "Hungry like the Terry Bogard"
-In America Terry Bogard wears red hat that says "NEO-GEO" on it! In Soviet Russia Neo-Geo wears a red hat that says "Terry Bogard" on it!
-In America Terry Bogard easily beats the crap out of Kyo! In Soviet Russia Terry Bogard easily the crap out of Kyo... while waiting in line for weekly bread ration!

WHAT A COUNTRY!



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It just occured to me how similar a "Russian Reverse" is to a Chuck Norris Joke "Normal guys sit around the house, Chuck Norris roundhouses guys sitting!"... that's very sad

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Blanka and Dan make for a most excellent tag image (yeah still not funny)
my silly little drawin's

[this message was edited by dr baghead on Fri 7 Sep 07:23]