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"DEATH LOLITA" , posted Fri 20 Jul 01:20post reply

Shmups forum is dead, so I get to make fun of this here.

Mihara of Arika says that in a mixi posting, Cave is calling for cosplayers to help promote their newest 2D shooter, DEATH LOLITA (working title). I thought this was called Tenshi no Juusha before? I guess that was a working title, too.

Cave's been taking the piss for a while now, but this is just ridiculous. HI, WE'RE PANDERING TO YOU OTAKUS WITH NO SUBTLETY OR STYLE. BUY OUR SHIT. I haven't been interested in - or enjoyed - their games since Espgaluda (the port-less Espg2 and Muchimuchi Pork aside), so I can feel safe ignoring this and any future releases, probably. But from the promo art it looks like Joker Jun is back? Does that count for anything? Maybe not.

Oh, gameplay. Supposedly it's a horizontal shooter, and the system is like Guwange. Option characters can fight alongside you. 2P simultaneous play is possible. No connection to the Esp series.






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"Re(1):DEATH LOLITA" , posted Fri 20 Jul 01:45post reply

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Shmups forum is dead, so I get to make fun of this here.

Mihara of Arika says that in a mixi posting, Cave is calling for cosplayers to help promote their newest 2D shooter, DEATH LOLITA (working title). I thought this was called Tenshi no Juusha before? I guess that was a working title, too.

Cave's been taking the piss for a while now, but this is just ridiculous. HI, WE'RE PANDERING TO YOU OTAKUS WITH NO SUBTLETY OR STYLE. BUY OUR SHIT. I haven't been interested in - or enjoyed - their games since Espgaluda (the port-less Espg2 and Muchimuchi Pork aside), so I can feel safe ignoring this and any future releases, probably. But from the promo art it looks like Joker Jun is back? Does that count for anything? Maybe not.

Oh, gameplay. Supposedly it's a horizontal shooter, and the system is like Guwange. Option characters can fight alongside you. 2P simultaneous play is possible. No connection to the Esp series.



Why the name change all of a sudden? I probably will never find the reason I guess. Oh well.

Anyway, the new name definitely gives eerie vibes to a Westerner. Ha ha ha! Of course, I could care less. As for it being a horizontal shooter, I'm fine with it. Whether or not I'll buy the game, I don't know. I'm still waiting for my "Pink Sweets" PS2 port.







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"Re(2):DEATH LOLITA" , posted Fri 20 Jul 03:23post reply

One problem I've always had with shooters is that they often don't have any personality. When I shove my little ship around the screen and fight various mechanical things it can feel very remote. This, however, is probably not the answer to my problem.





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"Re(3):DEATH LOLITA" , posted Fri 20 Jul 13:31post reply

G-Rev needs to make more shmups. Under Defeat and Border Down were top-notch.





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"Re(3):DEATH LOLITA" , posted Fri 20 Jul 13:51post reply

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One problem I've always had with shooters is that they often don't have any personality. wever, is probably not the answer to my problem.

That's why I must convert you to the cult of Musha Aleste, Ishmael! I know I've waxed on about it before, but insane pace and music aside, the fact that my ship is flying through a sci-fi/medieval Japan hybrid and I'm shooting a giant castle on treads makes me oh so happy.





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"Re(4):DEATH LOLITA" , posted Fri 20 Jul 16:30post reply

They should just give it up and make touching games instead!





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"Re(5):DEATH LOLITA" , posted Mon 23 Jul 03:41:post reply

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They should just give it up and make touching games instead!



Why not both? Touch the witches, and use them to fly in shmup levels.





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"Re(6):DEATH LOLITA" , posted Mon 23 Jul 04:17post reply

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Why not both? Touch the witches, and use them to fly in shmup levels.


Go even further, touch the witches to steer them and make them fire in shmup levels.





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"Re(7):DEATH LOLITA" , posted Mon 23 Jul 05:00post reply

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Why not both? Touch the witches, and use them to fly in shmup levels.

Go even further, touch the witches to steer them and make them fire in shmup levels.



I think I now discovered the most dirty shooter ever. =P







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"Re(8):DEATH LOLITA" , posted Mon 23 Jul 12:22post reply

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I think I now discovered the most dirty shooter ever. =P



I think we got our answer:

http://trouble_witches.mails.ne.jp/top_cut/top_img_11.jpg [Image Attached]

http://trouble_witches.mails.ne.jp/index.htm





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"Re(9):DEATH LOLITA" , posted Tue 24 Jul 12:43post reply

The human whose name is written upon this LOLITA will DIE!





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"Re(10):DEATH LOLITA" , posted Tue 24 Jul 14:24post reply

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I think I now discovered the most dirty shooter ever. =P


I think we got our answer:

http://trouble_witches.mails.ne.jp/top_cut/top_img_11.jpg [Image Attached]
http://trouble_witches.mails.ne.jp/index.htm


Ha ha ha! That Studio Siesta.

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The human whose name is written upon this LOLITA will DIE!


XD?

Not even a Phoenix Down will revive that person?







うぐう!