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"THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 00:29post reply

Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-






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"Re(1):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 00:38post reply

quote:
Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-



I bet he denied us long ago. We already are far beyond redemption...





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"Re(1):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 00:52post reply

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Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-



Please start using the cryptic messages again. I miss those, really.





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"Re(1):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 01:55post reply

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Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-


I think we must sacrifice something to make him respond again.







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"Re(2):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 03:32post reply

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I think we must sacrifice something to make him respond again.

Hmm, I think we already did that with Hazzan and SNK. Any volunteers?





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"Re(2):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 03:40post reply

quote:
Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-

I think we must sacrifice something to make him respond again.


Didn't you know? Every male MMC member has to donate a testicle before The Professor returns.





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"Re(3):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 03:52post reply

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Didn't you know? Every male MMC member has to donate a testicle before The Professor returns.



but then I'll only have two!





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"Re(3):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 07:24post reply

quote:
Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-

I think we must sacrifice something to make him respond again.

Didn't you know? Every male MMC member has to donate a testicle before The Professor returns.



You didn't say my OWN testicle, so I'm going to donate both of SNKNeoShingoblahblahblah's. He doesn't really need to reproduce.





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"Re(1):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 07:30post reply

This is now a Happy Feet thread.





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"Re(2):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 13:31post reply

quote:
This is now a Happy Feet thread.



... Disney paying you?





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"Re(3):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 13:43post reply

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This is now a Happy Feet thread.


... Disney paying you?

[ X ] [ X ] [ X ]

Warner Bros.! Thank you for playing.





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"Re(3):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 13:48post reply

quote:


Didn't you know? Every male MMC member has to donate a testicle before The Professor returns.



So that's what that tingly feeling was, and I thought it was the cold front when I was asleep...I want it back now!





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"Re(3):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 23:49post reply

quote:
Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-

I think we must sacrifice something to make him respond again.

Didn't you know? Every male MMC member has to donate a testicle before The Professor returns.



I'd donate my Nesticle at the most.

Fine NES emulator, btw.

Now, go on with the ritual to summon The Professor.






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"Re(4):THE Professor" , posted Thu 23 Nov 14:35post reply

Well, besides our beloved SNKfdfgs2006, I do know another guy around here who doesn't need his testicles at all, so I may dare to offer another two new, shiny "mystic balls" to the cause! Wait, but then it woudn't be exactly a sacifice, right?

Hmmm, at this rate I'l have to offer my epiglottis...






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"Re(5):THE Professor" , posted Thu 23 Nov 17:40post reply

quote:
Well, besides our beloved SNKfdfgs2006, I do know another guy around here who doesn't need his testicles at all, so I may dare to offer another two new, shiny "mystic balls" to the cause! Wait, but then it woudn't be exactly a sacifice, right?

Hmmm, at this rate I'l have to offer my epiglottis...



I'd also offer my "Twin Dragon Orbs", but unfortunately there is no man-made weapon powerful enough to severe/dettach them from the lower part of my body. Yep, such is their hardness.





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"Re(6):THE Professor" , posted Thu 23 Nov 17:54post reply

Now I understand where all the ambiguity about Pollyanna's gender comes from.





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"Re(7):THE Professor" , posted Thu 23 Nov 20:33post reply

We obviously don't have enough testicles yet, the man has not arrived





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"Re(8):THE Professor" , posted Thu 23 Nov 21:21post reply

quote:
We obviously don't have enough testicles yet, the man has not arrived



Maybe he needs another round of offering. Abeit this time something better.





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"Re(9):THE Professor" , posted Thu 23 Nov 21:32post reply

quote:
We obviously don't have enough testicles yet, the man has not arrived


Maybe he needs another round of offering. Abeit this time something better.



loli gonads, maybe?






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"Re(3):THE Professor" , posted Fri 24 Nov 00:50post reply

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hurrrrrr... Disney paying you?







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"Re(4):THE Professor" , posted Fri 24 Nov 02:04post reply

quote:
Thelma Gould 7:47 am + Order Successful
Malinda Stice 6:07 am + Re: incommunicabl
Henry Wed, 11:58 pm + Get medications for your cure!
tipped 5:44 am + Tarrant brings
Richard 5:42 am + Men's Health Pharmacy we recommend: Christmas disc...
Reginald 5:25 am + Men's Health Pharmacy at your service: Christmas d...
Alexander 6:02 am + Men's Health Pharmacy at your service: Christmas d...
Eugenia Witt 5:59 am My Friend, You are in Trouble






'Nuff said...





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"Re(8):THE Professor" , posted Sat 25 Nov 03:54:post reply

quote:
We obviously don't have enough testicles yet, the man has not arrived



Well, when are we going to have THE TESTICLES to bring out the Madman?

I think they have those fake testicles that you can buy for neutered dogs. Here you go. WEBSITE

He won't know the difference.

PS: It's like... $100 to $900 for a set. I think we should start a fund. I want my MadmanTV.





[this message was edited by EddyT on Sat 25 Nov 04:01]

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"Re(9):THE Professor" , posted Mon 27 Nov 02:52post reply

GAAGHH I'm alive!! Barely though!
Year's end is always a chaos... I want... sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppp





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"Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Mon 27 Nov 06:33post reply

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I want... sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppp


You'll get a dozen of fresh testicles instead.

It's the next best thing !





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"Re(2):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Mon 27 Nov 11:39post reply

quote:
I want... sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppp

You'll get a dozen of fresh testicles instead.

It's the next best thing !



Testicles have high amounts of Tryptophan... Very good!





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"Re(2):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Mon 27 Nov 12:49post reply

quote:
You'll get a dozen of fresh testicles instead.

It's the next best thing !

Well, at this point, I don't think they're fresh anymore... they've been sitting in the fridge until the Professor came back.





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"Re(3):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Tue 28 Nov 10:01post reply

You live!
I was starting to worry for a while if the health problems have gotten you





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"Re(4):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Mon 4 Dec 00:27post reply

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You live!
I was starting to worry for a while if the health problems have gotten you



NoIdonothaveHemorrhoidsflaringupagain.





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"Re(5):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Mon 4 Dec 02:13post reply

Oh wow. You're alive still. We all could use more sleep, especially me.







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"Re(5):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Mon 4 Dec 02:31post reply

You have to check the mails!

I will be joining the 71st death squad missions this month. The 323rd company better have something available





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"Re(6):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Tue 12 Dec 18:04:post reply

Zepy, you've got my reply? Wanted to make sure since the year's end is right around the corner. No need to reply to it, just make sure to jot down the #.





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"Re(7):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Wed 13 Dec 22:26post reply

OK





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"教授!" , posted Sat 16 Dec 12:04post reply

Oh, wow. You can actually place in kanji and kana in the message title also. Hee hee!

Ahem! Professor, I sent you an e-mail. Hope you're able to reply back.







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"Re(1):教授!" , posted Sun 17 Dec 06:25post reply

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Oh, wow. You can actually place in kanji and kana in the message title also. Hee hee!

Ahem! Professor, I sent you an e-mail. Hope you're able to reply back.



I hope he's not DEAD or something... or worse.. lost interest. ;_; I'd be so heart broken. COME BACK PROFESSOR-SAMA! ;_;





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"Re(2):教授!" , posted Mon 18 Dec 01:06:post reply

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I hope he's not DEAD or something... or worse.. lost interest. ;_; I'd be so heart broken. COME BACK PROFESSOR-SAMA! ;_;



Actually he did come back. Lots of member donated him dozens of fresh testicles to make him come back. Look above posts.





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"Re(3):教授!" , posted Mon 18 Dec 23:36post reply

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I hope he's not DEAD or something... or worse.. lost interest. ;_; I'd be so heart broken. COME BACK PROFESSOR-SAMA! ;_;


Actually he did come back. Lots of member donated him dozens of fresh testicles to make him come back. Look above posts.


Yeah, we donated testicles to make him come back. That and a couple of members. Ha ha ha!







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"Re(4):教授!" , posted Tue 19 Dec 03:47post reply

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I hope he's not DEAD or something... or worse.. lost interest. ;_; I'd be so heart broken. COME BACK PROFESSOR-SAMA! ;_;


Actually he did come back. Lots of member donated him dozens of fresh testicles to make him come back. Look above posts.

Yeah, we donated testicles to make him come back. That and a couple of members. Ha ha ha!



Oh... hrmmm.... I have no testicles to give. XD Guess I got outta THAT one rather nicely. :D





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"Re(5):教授!" , posted Wed 20 Dec 00:16post reply

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Oh... hrmmm.... I have no testicles to give. XD Guess I got outta THAT one rather nicely. :D



Yeah, you did thankfully.







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"Re(1):教授!" , posted Wed 20 Dec 02:01:post reply

I'm aliiiiive! Well actually, I'm pulverized. Instant coffee, anyone?


Baka-kun, I can't find your mail! What's the subject title and when did you send it?
[edit] Oh I see it now... its subject title pretty much asked to get filtered as spam, lol.





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"Re(2):教授!" , posted Wed 20 Dec 12:45post reply

quote:
I'm aliiiiive! Well actually, I'm pulverized. Instant coffee, anyone?


Baka-kun, I can't find your mail! What's the subject title and when did you send it?
[edit] Oh I see it now... its subject title pretty much asked to get filtered as spam, lol.


Oh. Yeah, uh, I guess I better shorten it next time. Ha ha ha!







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"Re(2):教授!" , posted Fri 2 Feb 00:40post reply

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I'm aliiiiive! Well actually, I'm pulverized. Instant coffee, anyone?


Did someone say coffee? >.>





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"SUSHINGADA" , posted Fri 2 Feb 01:03post reply

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"Re(1):SHINSENGUMI??" , posted Fri 2 Feb 01:52post reply

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nice


Werd.
So like, what'd I missed? XD