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"the most important review of Yakuza ever." , posted Thu 14 Sep 07:22post reply

IS HERE.






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"Re(1):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Thu 14 Sep 07:40post reply

Iggy says : "What's up with this nose ?"





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"Re(2):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Thu 14 Sep 07:45post reply

hard hitting journalism, that's what!!





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"Re(3):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Thu 14 Sep 07:48post reply

Too fancy, I don't think I can handle these journalistic endeavors of yours.

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"Re(4):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Thu 14 Sep 08:09post reply

or...not fancy enough!?





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"Re(5):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Thu 14 Sep 08:15post reply

Actually yeah, not fancy enough. We'll talk fancy when you act the King Gainer intro with insert credit hooligans!

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"Re(6):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Thu 14 Sep 08:43post reply

well...TGS is coming up!





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"Re(6):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Thu 14 Sep 09:03post reply

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Actually yeah, not fancy enough. We'll talk fancy when you act the King Gainer intro with insert credit hooligans!



I wanted to do this myself, but Gainer throws Sara pretty far in the air when she "rides" on his back.

Ahhh...man...that's the best opening ever. Now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all week.

I wish the Yakuza review had a sequel. I was really interested in what was going to happen with the cones.





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"Re(7):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Thu 14 Sep 09:15:post reply

I aspire to have Brandon's body/gackt hair!






ティッシュに包んだ純情
悪 趣 味 な行為を
羊が百匹 羊が百一匹 眠れない

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"Re(7):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Thu 14 Sep 11:55:post reply

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I wish the Yakuza review had a sequel. I was really interested in what was going to happen with the cones.



Actually, here's the text version.

And this is true (not that it's unbelievable, just saying).

I put three cones around him, as a small crowd of japanese girls formed. He kept dancing, and I announced KIKEN DESU. HAKUJIN GA DANSU SHITEIRU CHUU DESU. Which is sort of unnecessarily overkill, but pleased them mightily. Then we stopped because the person we were waiting for (they were up in the don quijote) came down.

THE END.

P.S. I have more feedback for thing, will respond presently.





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"Re(8):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Thu 14 Sep 12:38:post reply

感激!

edit: "間もなく、外人が舞います。危ないですから、黄色線まで下がってお待ち下さい。" yeahyeah





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"Re(9):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Thu 14 Sep 14:05post reply

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感激!

edit: "間もなく、外人が舞います。危ないですから、黄色線まで下がってお待ち下さい。" yeahyeah



well met!





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"Re(10):the most important review of Yakuza ev" , posted Thu 14 Sep 16:05post reply

You were supposed to hit him over the head with the cone since it's Yakuza and all!

Also, you need to record sound horizon's performance at TGS, because everybody(?) wants to see it.





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"Re(2):Re(10):the most important review of Yak" , posted Thu 14 Sep 22:43post reply

I don't know if you're going to make it onto Big Brother: Spain with this audition tape. Perhaps the video should include more costume changes?





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"Re(2):Re(10):the most important review of Yak" , posted Fri 15 Sep 01:37post reply

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Also, you need to record sound horizon's performance at TGS, because everybody(?) wants to see it.



ok!

and as for big brother, we were hoping the love-love dance would pull us through.





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"Re(9):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Fri 15 Sep 03:38post reply

quote:


"間もなく、外人が舞います。危ないですから、黄色線まで下がってお待ち下さい。"



Lol.



Hey, I didn't get this kind of jokes before! Somehow, I feel I'm becoming more and more cool as time passes *shrugs*






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"Re(3):Re(10):the most important review of Yak" , posted Fri 15 Sep 04:48post reply

That Cooking Mama manual review was lousy. Make a video of someone eating the manual in fancy manner.

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"Re(8):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Fri 15 Sep 06:13post reply

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I put three cones around him, as a small crowd of japanese girls formed. He kept dancing, and I announced KIKEN DESU. HAKUJIN GA DANSU SHITEIRU CHUU DESU.



Argghhh! I missed the best part! I guess that's what I get for not going there in person!





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"Re(9):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Fri 15 Sep 07:16post reply

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Argghhh! I missed the best part! I guess that's what I get for not going there in person!



I hope you at least learned your lesson!





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"Re(1):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Fri 15 Sep 08:06post reply

is this so post modern that its post futurism gaming journalism or is it just post post modern gaming journalism with a





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"Re(17): Shadow Hearts from the New World" , posted Fri 15 Sep 12:22post reply

I watched it in my workplace after hours, without any audio devices.

I did not know what to make of it.

Surely, this is a step in the post-post-modernist direction ("next-gen") of game journalism. The now-old era of post-modernist game journalism still had, unconsciously and instinctively, a need to be comprehensible. This review is a bold step away from that invisible yoke, even as it invokes bizarre metaphors and allusions to the subject matter.





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"Re(2):Re(17): Shadow Hearts from the New Worl" , posted Fri 15 Sep 14:04post reply

maybe I should coin the term 'futurist game journalism'





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"Re(3):Re(17): Shadow Hearts from the New Worl" , posted Sat 16 Sep 00:41post reply

OH GOD I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!!! AND MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!





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"Re(3):Re(17): Shadow Hearts from the New Worl" , posted Sat 16 Sep 02:03post reply

quote:
maybe I should coin the term 'futurist game journalism'



What happens when they reach the post-futurist stage?

YOU CAN'T GET MORE FUTURE THAN THE FUTURE!
Leave something for the children, brandon.





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"Re(4):Re(17): Shadow Hearts from the New Worl" , posted Sat 16 Sep 03:43post reply

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What happens when they reach the post-futurist stage?

YOU CAN'T GET MORE FUTURE THAN THE FUTURE!
Leave something for the children, brandon.



But... THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!





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"Re(5):Re(17): Shadow Hearts from the New Worl" , posted Sat 16 Sep 03:57post reply

Man, the rest of Insert Credit is so retro-indie now. I don't know if that's my scene anymore.





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"Re(6):Re(17): Shadow Hearts from the New Worl" , posted Sat 16 Sep 04:01:post reply

e(6):Re(17): Shadow Hearts from the New Worl

Y'all need a hair cut.





ok

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"Re(1):the most important review of Yakuza eve" , posted Sat 16 Sep 04:20post reply

im sorry i was unable to finish my previous post due to fire

i think i have decided that that video is recombinat video game journalism

I think I was also going to say that the game sucked and the voice acting was surprisingly mediocre and ( I add this because there was talk about it before, no?) it was not surprising that the celebrity voiced characters had little to do with the plot and thus not too much acting to do and all

Spoiler (Highlight to view) -
died lol which i think was a easy prediction to make

End of Spoiler

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"Re(4):Re(17): Shadow Hearts from the New Worl" , posted Sat 16 Sep 04:51post reply

quote:
maybe I should coin the term 'futurist game journalism'


What happens when they reach the post-futurist stage?

YOU CAN'T GET MORE FUTURE THAN THE FUTURE!
Leave something for the children, brandon.



Nonsense. The inability of futurist game journalism to evolve means that over years it will become retro-futurist gaming journalism. At which point someone will invent a new retro-futurist gaming journalism and send us barreling into the present.