But it's nothing earth shattering; I've been whoring myself for fruit on Animal Crossing for ages.
cybersex to a new levell!?!?!? "I recorded myself masturbating and cropped that into bits I could bring into Second Life," Heart brags. "I even imported pictures of my own body to further personalize things."
Like we need more "cyber-lovahs"
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Iggy
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"Re(1):MMO Call girls" , posted Tue 11 Apr 16:23
Each I see this thread, I think "MMC Call Girls" and I think the Professor is trying to diversify the offer of the site. Then, I wonder where I can apply.
Pollyanna
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"Re(2):MMO Call girls" , posted Tue 11 Apr 17:25
quote: Each I see this thread, I think "MMC Call Girls"
Yeah, me too...but I didn't mention it. See, that's the difference between you and me. I think "I should start an army of mean little kids with pointed sticks to take over the world", but never do it. In the meantime, you're already making people's ankles bleed.
Iggy
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"Re(3):MMO Call girls" , posted Tue 11 Apr 18:37
quote:I think "I should start an army of mean little kids with pointed sticks to take over the world", but never do it. In the meantime, you're already making people's ankles bleed.
Hey ! That's totally untrue !
All I asked was to have phone sex with various members of the board, then get payed a fortune for it.
But it's nothing earth shattering; I've been whoring myself for fruit on Animal Crossing for ages.
1up should have had their media editor write that story since she's the internet attention whore who got her job by sticking a controller up her vagina.
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"Re(2):MMO Call girls" , posted Wed 12 Apr 02:19
quote: 1up should have had their media editor write that story since she's the internet attention whore who got her job by sticking a controller up her vagina.
What kind of controller was it? If it was just a ps2 dual shock I'm not really impressed. But if it was one of those original ham sandwich Xbox controllers or an entire Agetec Arcade stick that girl has some skills. Glad I only had to take a logic and reasoning and an a essay test to get my job.
Evenor
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"Re(2):MMO Call girls" , posted Wed 12 Apr 02:24
quote:1up should have had their media editor write that story since she's the internet attention whore who got her job by sticking a controller up her vagina.
Was is that REZ vibrator thing?
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Maou
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"Re(3):MMO Call girls" , posted Wed 12 Apr 04:01
quote: Was is that REZ vibrator thing?
Maybe the Samba Des Amigos morroccas or else a dancepad?
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exodus
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"Re(2):MMO Call girls" , posted Wed 12 Apr 04:33
quote: 1up should have had their media editor write that story since she's the internet attention whore who got her job by sticking a controller up her vagina.
woah! that's pretty not correct in a number of ways.
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"Re(3):MMO Call girls" , posted Wed 12 Apr 10:48
quote: woah! that's pretty not correct in a number of ways.
As much as I hate to redirect any conversation about vag'...
CGW: Are male escorts common?
TH: Females outweigh males. Maybe male escorts are more prominent in the furry communities.
Heh. Lousy gay furries.
Radish
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"Re(3):MMO Call girls" , posted Wed 12 Apr 19:41:
quote: 1up should have had their media editor write that story since she's the internet attention whore who got her job by sticking a controller up her vagina.
woah! that's pretty not correct in a number of ways.
I wasn't being serious but part of that is true unless I'm thinking of a different editor.
quote: Was is that REZ vibrator thing? Maybe the Samba Des Amigos morroccas or else a dancepad?
Now that would be impressive
[this message was edited by Radish on Wed 12 Apr 19:52]
exodus
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"Re(4):MMO Call girls" , posted Thu 13 Apr 14:05
quote: I wasn't being serious but part of that is true unless I'm thinking of a different editor.
hmm. the media editor part might be true! but the 'up' part, and the 'controller' part, and the 'got her job' part - those aren't so much.
"MMO Call girls" , posted Mon 10 Apr 23:50
