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"April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 02:16:post reply

Metal Saga goes to the extreme with pet tanks

Sega Direct launches store on moon

Save your HDD in classic NES-style Password
(requires approx. 3,000 years of writing to back up a 160GB HDD)





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"Re(1):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 02:23:post reply

DIE! I was reading all the stuff for the past hour and just finished typing everything up 10 minutes too late!

IREM
They're back again with UMA this time.

Impress
As usual with their awesome array of incredibly funny articles

Tsutaya
Light wrote Tsutaya online onto the death note and killed the site, for justice.

Eiga.com
Lots of new movies.

2ch stops april fools because of financial problems, and for world peace
Also, every post today is marked 32nd March because they're stopping april fools

Yahoo
Yahoo ecological power supply, you can save the earth by turning your mouse cursor around and generating electricity.

Toshiba Emi
They've optimized the site for people who are surfing while lying down.

Kogado studios
They accidently leaked out personal information of their characters onto p2p networks. Leaked info includes whether the characters wear panties or not(Tristia). I laughed really hard at this one.

Siesta Soft
New fighting game Super Moon Fighter II X 3rd impact. Based on MOON CHILDe. The game is played using three joysticks. One for moving, two for attacking. One of the functions is "mom is here". Siesta Soft makes adult games afterall.

Kid
Fighting Memories 2006. Memories off fighting game.

Studio Ryokucha
New side scrolling action game.

Overflow
Summer days is cancelled, and replaced with Kotonoha days. They realised that everybody loves the insane psycho killer, so they'll be taking it all the way. AWESOME.

Minori
Haru no ashioto live action movie announced

Nitro+
New food products.

Alchemist
Three new games. And one missing staff.

Moon stone
New games. And one robot.

Akibablog
Kim Jong-il Moesugi.

Auto Gallery
Lots of news.





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"Re(2):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 03:05:post reply

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DIE! I was reading all the stuff for the past hour and just finished typing everything up 10 minutes too late!
[snip]

Auto Gallery
Lots of news.



But no, I refuse to DIE!

y=-( ゚д゚)・∵;; ターンGoodbye, crewl world.


By God, that's one hell of a huge AC adapter on the new automobile by Microsoft.





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"Re(2):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 03:26post reply

Ashinaga Ojisan
Saber no onaka no mushi no naku koro ni. AWESOME. GODLY.

PeCa Super Mario highlight
Original here

Yosoo net
The fashion of the future is available now

All about daily news
Aliens have landed in New York

Makura soft
...Interesting updates.

ApRicoT
New game for girls, and a fighting game.

Terios
New Manju battle game from Terios!

Alfa System
Alfa System has combined with Mars and will start production on a space shuttle using the knowledge they gained from making games.

KeroQ
The KeroQ office has moved.





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"Re(2):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 03:40:post reply

Mangazoo
Technical problems

NekoNeko Soft
It lives again! New niche market now though. Really niche...

OverDrive
orz

LostScript
Would you wait for this one?

Success
They're releasing a... high school date sim???

Success
Another game, to truly push the capabilities of your ps2!
Actually, this looks quite awesome.
Go and grab all the stuff in the download section!


- non game related -


All About Japan
A glimpse of a webpage from the future!

Winny3

Mag2
Sekushi

BMW's new supercar

Who bought this?





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"Re(3):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 04:18post reply

damn, somehow I'm not as excited.

I don't think chaz is gonna do a roundup this year, and I'm working from now until past midnight - can anyone help me out here?

please to compile a best of best with some images!!

ZEPY!?>!@:<>L:!<@$:L<>!:>@:>!>>!>???





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"Re(4):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 15:52post reply

Type Moon
New game announcement Hazukara Romantic


Circus
D.C.K.S.
Hmm, notice a trend here?





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"Re(4):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 16:50post reply

quote:
ZEPY!?>!@:<>L:!<@$:L<>!:>@:>!>>!>???



Oh! Hmmm... maybe I'll try to write something!? Copipe from my own post!?

I have no idea how to put the pictures or something. Hmmmmm

7 hours to the end of april fool uho.





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"Re(5):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 18:34:post reply

TEH SF4!





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"Re(6):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 18:49:post reply

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TEH SF4!



Wow, that's...really convincing. If I didn't see this in an April Fools thread, I would have broken out the champagne.

Edit:ARGH. What was I thinking? Using sarcasm on the internet?





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"Re(7):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 19:08post reply

Oh no! Gamefaqs has been shut down!





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"Re(6):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 21:26post reply

quote:
TEH SF4!



Actually, this part:

While no story details were given, there was a theme of "Past meets Future" that flashed across several of the demos. Many screens showed a now gray haired Ryu with Mel Masters, the son of Ken, which confirms the game takes place after the events of Street Fighter 3. Besides a teenage Mel, we were able to recognize an older version of Sean sporting a shaved head and beard-- Nella, a military style fighter that plays like a mix of Guile/Charlie/Cammy-- Punarjanma, an Indian boy who uses strange energy attacks that mimic some of Dhalsim's moves as well as M. Bison's Psycho Crusher-- Zero, a fighter that looks similar to Twelve, but was doing some of of T. Hawk's moves-- Mei, a teenage girl we assume is the girl Chun Li rescued in SF3, besides doing Chun Li moves, she also had at least one of Gen's attacks-- and most surprising was an adult Sakura, looking rather buff and with an entirely new set of Muay Thai moves, she seems to play more like Sagat or Adon now.

sounded pretty neat... if there is a SF4 one day, that could be a good path to follow. Sigh.

Anyway, funny april fools joke indeed! I wish you had elaborated a bit more on the "Nude models on Rumble Roses XXL" one, though.






MATSUKEN SAMBA!!!

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"Re(8):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sat 1 Apr 22:18post reply

Uwaah!!! Tokyotosho has been caught by the law!!!






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"Re(8):April 1 Begins NOW WOW!" , posted Sun 2 Apr 01:13post reply

quote:
Oh no! Gamefaqs has been shut down!



I like your avatar...

ANYWAYS APril fools has just commenced in America at least... 11:13 AM here so... I have all day to pull pranks.

Thank you all for the links i can read now... enough reading material for the week to come!





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"Re(5):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sun 2 Apr 05:30post reply

quote:
Oh! Hmmm... maybe I'll try to write something!? Copipe from my own post!?



doos it!
and for the images, all you have to do is save some, so we can display them after they get deleted. the insert credit website has image capabilities now, just like other internets.





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"Re(4):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sun 2 Apr 05:58post reply

quote:

I don't think chaz is gonna do a roundup this year, and I'm working from now until past midnight - can anyone help me out here?



Oops sorry I just came back from holidays/ new job negociations, and I am way too busy with Zettai Zetsumei 2 unpacking to contribute. Also, I might have a few troubles uploading news in the next few days
months
years
reincarnations.





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"Re(9):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sun 2 Apr 08:54post reply

quote:
Uwaah!!! Tokyotosho has been caught by the law!!!


Every item is also categorized as "hentai". I thought that was pretty funny. :o





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"Final Fantasy 7 Era Clash" , posted Sun 2 Apr 09:29post reply

New Final Fantasy VII Compilation:

"Final Fantasy 7 - Era Clash" (following the AC,BC,CC,DC... trend... broken already with "Last Order" no?)

and a Kingdom Hearts anime

LAME

LAME






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"Re(5):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sun 2 Apr 15:57post reply

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Oops sorry I just came back from holidays/ new job negociations



dude. you will be able to still update sometimes, right?


...right?

if not I'm probably going to cry. like a lot.





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"Re(1):Final Fantasy 7 Era Clash" , posted Sun 2 Apr 17:52post reply

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LAME


I find it funny they mix April fool contents with extracts of the real event with Nomura of a few days ago (the one I was talking about in that random thread of mine)





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"Re(6):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sun 2 Apr 18:50post reply

quote:
TEH SF4!



The thing about this joke is that the graphics are a mixture of amateur artwork and pro-level quality. But the thing that really demonstrates a high level of art is how the fake artists were able to add the distorted monitor shine to the pics. Like as if these were pics from actual machines running the game.

Top kudos to these guys.

The really sad thing is that even when I know I'm reading fake SF news it still makes me happy. That's fucking sad...

It would have been funny if Capcom had made a real announcement on a new SF game today and everyone totally disregarded it. Ha. I guess that's why no one makes real announcements today.





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"Re(7):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Sun 2 Apr 20:08post reply

quote:
The thing about this joke is that the graphics are a mixture of amateur artwork and pro-level quality. But the thing that really demonstrates a high level of art is how the fake artists were able to add the distorted monitor shine to the pics. Like as if these were pics from actual machines running the game.

Top kudos to these guys.


We have a dude Called proxide on the Tekkenzaibatsu forums, who did pull out extremely good fake. Using same stuff a screen distortion or Neon reflection on screen...and in a far higher quality than those SF4 pics...

Those guys should works for some Company...






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"Re(1):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Mon 3 Apr 00:58post reply

New WoW Race?






Fuu is a cutie!!

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"Re(6):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Mon 3 Apr 08:46post reply

quote:
doos it!


Hahaha ha ha ha ha ha. I didn't sleep for the last 36 hours/days/years doing an assignment that I don't remember anymore. Thank you and good night i mean sorry





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"Re(7):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Mon 3 Apr 10:02post reply

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Hahaha ha ha ha ha ha. I didn't sleep for the last 36 hours/days/years doing an assignment that I don't remember anymore. Thank you and good night i mean sorry



we'll just quietly pretend April Fools didn't exist this year.





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"Re(6):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Mon 3 Apr 18:03post reply

quote:

we'll just quietly pretend April Fools didn't exist this year.

They weren't as good as the previous years' anyway.crappy excuse yes... woooo the color wheel is cool, first time I use it.

quote:

dude. you will be able to still update sometimes, right?

I think I will be allowed to by my contract, my issue is more time than anything else. For instance I don't see myself posting anything before the end of E3, simply because I am too busy with my new job until then.

quote:
Tony Jaa's new movie, Tom-Yum-Goong (which hasn't hit the west yet)

Actually it came out in France in early 2006.





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"Re(7):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Mon 3 Apr 19:03post reply

Did you saw Katamari Tekken Tamashii??
Priceless!!
http://www.tekkencentral.com/bbs/data/gallery/vi4376045471.jpg

thank you Proxcide!






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"Re(7):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Mon 3 Apr 19:43post reply

quote:
TEH SF4!


The thing about this joke is that the graphics are a mixture of amateur artwork and pro-level quality. But the thing that really demonstrates a high level of art is how the fake artists were able to add the distorted monitor shine to the pics. Like as if these were pics from actual machines running the game.

Top kudos to these guys.



AFAIK, it was all done by Ryan/Fuchikoma - the drawing style used certainly seems to be his. It only looked slightly odd in the Mel Vs Ryu screen, since Ryu's face seemed to be adapted from one of the SF3 games, but overall it was good work - only Sean looking too white felt odd.

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The really sad thing is that even when I know I'm reading fake SF news it still makes me happy. That's fucking sad...


That can't be that far off from whatever drive leads hundred of people out there to write and read fanfiction...





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"Re(7):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Tue 4 Apr 01:57post reply

quote:

They weren't as good as the previous years' anyway.


nah, I totally agree. I guess everyone's budget sucked, and Irem was actually busy this time.

quote:
For instance I don't see myself posting anything before the end of E3, simply because I am too busy with my new job until then.


oh hell. I'm so screwed! Recap and I can't do it alone! Who else can I recruit? Nobody's smart enough :(

well some are, but they aren't motivated to help. curses!!

quote:
Actually it came out in France in early 2006.


We all know france isn't the real west.
I'll go update now.





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"Momotato" , posted Tue 4 Apr 02:05:post reply

quote:
Who


Momomomomomomomotato.

Too Londonian

edit: Brandonian





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"Re(1):Momotato" , posted Tue 4 Apr 02:08post reply

quote:

Momomomomomomomotato.



one person who's not motivated is telling me to get another who's not motivated!

sometimes I feel like I'm just not londonian enough. I've tried to get momotato before...he seems...sleepy and depressed. I'll ask him again.





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"Re(2):Momotato" , posted Tue 4 Apr 02:15post reply

quote:
one person who's not motivated is telling me to get another who's not motivated!



insertcredit doesn't feel... "me", because it's not bishoujo gaming, and all I know is stuff like that + anime & doujin. Which is why I felt a lot more comfortable with insertcredit linking my news when you feels like it. And... I don't think I really follow doujin games anymore. Aside from the stuff that attract me now and then.

I can't get Momotato to update his own site either. I made an agreement with him that I'll revive my site once he does his.

Hence everything is his fault + insertcredit





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"Re(8):April 1 Begins NOW" , posted Tue 4 Apr 03:05post reply

Hrmm, maybe I've just beceome spoiled thanks to previous, terrific jokes but I felt most of the jokes were a bit lackluster this year. For instance, while the Tekken image Naruto posted is quite well done it has nothing on the option in T5:DR to replace Heihachi's head with one of those gold statues he's always handing out. When the game itself will let you do sillier things than the parodies there's something wrong. C'mon you faceless people on the internet, do a better job of entertaining me!





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"Re(3):Momotato" , posted Tue 4 Apr 04:06post reply

quote:

insertcredit doesn't feel... "me", because it's not bishoujo gaming, and all I know is stuff like that + anime & doujin.


No, I actually understand. I dunno why Momotato doesn't want to do stuff though. I think he's just depressed or something. But if he upped his awesomeness level, maybe he wouldn't!

quote:

Hence everything is his fault + insertcredit


fault!





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"Re(4):Momotato" , posted Tue 4 Apr 08:12:post reply

quote:
I guess everyone's budget sucked, and Irem was actually busy this time.

Irem's real April fool joke was to actually release ZZT2.

quote:
insertcredit doesn't feel... "me", because it's not bishoujo gaming

On the other hand, IC is whatever the newsposters make it (see: mahjong, pawapuro, falcom).





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"Re(5):Momotato" , posted Tue 4 Apr 17:23:post reply

quote:

Irem's real April fool joke was to actually release ZZT2.


oho! Touche.

quote:

On the other hand, IC is whatever the newsposters make it (see: mahjong, pawapuro, falcom).



chaz is correct. plus, I went through a phase of talking about bishoujo games all the time, sooooooooos.

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