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"Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Thu 9 Mar 17:54post reply

So yeah, Something Awful did a parody of new games journalism and it made me chuckle.

Go check it out if you have the time.





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"Re(1):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Thu 9 Mar 18:10post reply

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It was a good idea to wake up after all.





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"Re(2):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Thu 9 Mar 19:47post reply

It's funny because it's true.





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"Re(3):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Fri 10 Mar 01:38post reply

A spoof of a pale imitation of a vague resemblance to brainpower?





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"Re(4):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Fri 10 Mar 07:18post reply

That Tomithy guy is HOT.





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"Re(5):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Fri 10 Mar 11:31post reply

I posted an update on largeprimenumbers.com if anyone wants to read it <3





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"Re(2):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Fri 10 Mar 12:19post reply

quote:
It was a good idea to wake up after all.


WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
MY GOD DO I HAVE TO BEG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I'M CRYING OVER HERE





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"Re(3):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Fri 10 Mar 17:16post reply

quote:
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Give me your birthdate, hour and place, and things will work out nicely, I'm sure.

Don't do it for me, do it for SCIENCE.





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"Re(6):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Fri 10 Mar 18:21post reply

quote:
I posted an update on largeprimenumbers.com if anyone wants to read it <3

STUFF AND NONSENSE! THAT READINGPOST WAS POSITIVELY RIFE WITH ALL MANNER OF FRIPPERY AND BECAPTITUDE!





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"Re(4):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Fri 10 Mar 18:41post reply

quote:
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Give me your birthdate, hour and place, and things will work out nicely, I'm sure.

Don't do it for me, do it for SCIENCE.



YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE?!?!?!?!
YOU CAN GO BACK TO END MY LIFE?!!?
PLEASE DO SUICIDE IS SO HARD!!!

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"Re(5):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Fri 10 Mar 18:43post reply

THE LATEST FASHION AT THE MMC? GUESS WHAT IT IS!!!





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"Re(7):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Fri 10 Mar 18:43post reply

quote:
I posted an update on largeprimenumbers.com if anyone wants to read it <3
STUFF AND NONSENSE! THAT READINGPOST WAS POSITIVELY RIFE WITH ALL MANNER OF FRIPPERY AND BECAPTITUDE!



NAY IT IS MERE FLAGDOGGERY, WHICH OFFENDS MY DEEPEST JOGGERY!
ME MUSTN'T LET SHORNCORPINSTANCE LIKE THIS
REIGN OVER PROPER MARTUPSTENANCE!!





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"Re(8):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Fri 10 Mar 18:52post reply

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"Re(9):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Sat 11 Mar 10:42post reply

quote:
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That's probably the most amazing ASII art I've seen from you I really laughed a lot from that. I think it's also some of the only ASII art I've actually been able to understand. Bravo!





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"Re(10):Oh those cards at Something Awful!" , posted Sat 11 Mar 10:56post reply

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That's probably the most amazing ASII art I've seen from you I really laughed a lot from that. I think it's also some of the only ASII art I've actually been able to understand. Bravo!



I believe the correct term is "ASSII" art.





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"Re(2):Re(10):Oh those cards at Something Awfu" , posted Sat 11 Mar 16:52post reply



Spoiler (Highlight to view) -
I don't want to take credit from something I haven't done : I didn't make it, it's just a famous AA.

Also, the correct term is ASCII.


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"Re(3):Re(10):Oh those cards at Something Awfu" , posted Sat 11 Mar 23:45post reply

quote:

Also, the correct term is ASCII.



I know... I was playing with the shit/ass theme.