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"ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 02:10post reply

EPA warns of Dangerous Levels of Romance In Air....

[url=link here]http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45113

"In an attempt to control the spread of romance, police and sheriff's departments across the country have blockaded intimate bed and breakfasts, ivy-covered inns, and five-star restaurants."

Stay away from Vermont for a few days... not for their five-star restaurants but for their deadly Bed and Breakfasts.





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"Re(1):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 03:44post reply

quote:
EPA warns of Dangerous Levels of Romance In Air....

[url=link here]http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45113

"In an attempt to control the spread of romance, police and sheriff's departments across the country have blockaded intimate bed and breakfasts, ivy-covered inns, and five-star restaurants."

Stay away from Vermont for a few days... not for their five-star restaurants but for their deadly Bed and Breakfasts.


Oh my god. I was reading it seriously until see that picture about LA police and romance waste.





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"Re(2):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 12:50post reply

I have new neighbors whose heads I'd like to bash with a pipe soooooo no worries about romance contamination here.





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"Re(3):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 13:14post reply

quote:
I have new neighbors whose heads I'd like to bash with a pipe soooooo no worries about romance contamination here.


WHY Bash them when you can love them.... TIS NOT ME TALKIN' GET THE ROMANCE OUTTA ME...


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"Re(4):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 14:51post reply

I wonder if it was because of THIS!





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"Re(5):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 16:53post reply

It's fallout from Hard Gay's crotch thrusting.





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"Re(3):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 18:35post reply

quote:
I have new neighbors whose heads I'd like to bash with a pipe soooooo no worries about romance contamination here.



I know how you feel. My old neighbors made me move. They were always screaming obscenities and death threats. There were like...14 of them. They pounded on the floor for no apparent reason, there was ALWAYS at least two of them up making noise, they sat on my car and played dice and their stinky cigarettes and burnt food wafted into my apartment.

Of course, the apartment complex sucked ass too...but the place I live now is nice at least.





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"Re(5):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Sat 11 Feb 03:00post reply

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I wonder if it was because of THIS!



Cupid obviously can't be trusted... I don't know why they ever gave him this assignment in the first place...





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"Re(6):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Sat 11 Feb 03:24post reply

quote:
It's fallout from Hard Gay's crotch thrusting.



What's he up to now? I wonder if he will be a secret character in the PS2 Matrimelee.

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"Re(7):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Sun 12 Feb 01:21post reply

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What's he up to now? I wonder if he will be a secret character in the PS2 Matrimelee.

DESTROYED



HG's AT IT AGAIN!!! OLD cook





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"Dolphins not so smart on dry land" , posted Thu 16 Feb 17:08post reply

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45360

Haha, dumbasses! They thunk they're sooooo smart but know we know the truth!






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"Re(1):Dolphins not so smart on dry land" , posted Sat 18 Feb 07:13post reply

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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45360

Haha, dumbasses! They thunk they're sooooo smart but know we know the truth!



"A dolphin performs poorly in a University of Florida land-based locomotion test." Thats not in University of Florida... I have been to Gainesville. That's like California... They just moved the study confidentially, because the smarter dolphins are in the pacific ocean





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"Dolphins are true G's" , posted Sat 18 Feb 07:33:post reply

They are total thugs.

Infantcide,Gangrape and much much more!!.

Extra article: baby killaz





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"Re(1):Dolphins are true G's" , posted Sat 18 Feb 07:36:post reply

I'm ashamed for knowing this site...

http://www.dolphinsex.org

Edit: Oh crap! Wrong site! That used to be a different site but I guess it's down! I was at work so I didn't check it and assumed it was correct...sorry!

The original site wasn't really NSFW as it's just text though.





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"Re(2):Dolphins are true G's" , posted Sat 18 Feb 15:14:post reply

quote:
I'm ashamed for knowing this site...

http://www.dolphinsex.org



There is nothing in that site about dolphin on dolphin/ dolphin on male/female action
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Edit: There is nothing in that site about dolphin on dolphin/ dolphin on male/female action
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