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"X-BOX vs Jesus" , posted Fri 30 Dec 04:22post reply

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1205/xbox360.html

Thanks burp for the ehads up on this.






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"Re(1):X-BOX vs Jesus" , posted Fri 30 Dec 04:25post reply

That was amazing.

But Jesus would win cause hes cheap as fuck.

With his ability to revive like Gill, he TOTALLY breaks the game.





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"Re(1):X-BOX vs Jesus" , posted Fri 30 Dec 04:57post reply

quote:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1205/xbox360.html

Thanks burp for the ehads up on this.



It's too painful to read.





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"Re(2):X-BOX vs Jesus" , posted Fri 30 Dec 06:19post reply

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Can the Xbox 360 fly?


Walking on water was something to remember, but I forget THAT part of the Bible. Is this guy confusing Jesus with Superman again?

Damn good thing this is a joke website.





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"Re(3):X-BOX vs Jesus" , posted Fri 30 Dec 17:30post reply

Absolutely priceless...I LOL'ed





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"Re(2):X-BOX vs Jesus" , posted Sat 31 Dec 01:36post reply

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cheap as fuck.


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"Re(4):X-BOX vs Jesus" , posted Sat 31 Dec 02:46post reply

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Needless to say, I was so offended that I kicked his Xbox across the room and then proceeded to smash it against a wall.



The whole link is brilliant, but this quote in particular is pure gold. How I chortle!






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"Re(1):X-BOX vs Jesus" , posted Sat 31 Dec 13:39post reply

Xbox 360 wins simply because its power supply is so large that you could crucify Jesus on it.





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