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"Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 00:46post reply

It figures. Shortly after I pick up a Saturn/PS2 pad they announce that a special lavender VDC pad is coming out. Then again, I don't know what I would do with a controller that's the same color as Morrigan's stockings so it may be just as well.






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"Re(1):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 01:56post reply

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Then again, I don't know what I would do with a controller that's the same color as Morrigan's stockings so it may be just as well.

you'd grind it into your genitals. i know i would





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"Re(2):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 02:26post reply

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you'd grind it into your genitals. i know i would



yeah.
I'm thinking of getting one, actually.





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"Re(1):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 03:26post reply

The color is fabulous. I have underwears that would match this perfectly.
Unfortunately, I only play fighting games with a stick, and I already have an ugly one.
My life is a nightmare.





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"Re(2):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 03:37post reply

BUT YOU DO THAT WITH EVERYTHING

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"Re(2):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 03:45post reply

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I only play fighting games with a stick, and I already have an ugly one.



my stick is gorgeous.





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"Re(3):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 03:58post reply

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my stick is gorgeous.



Mine as well. In fact, I have two of them...





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"Re(3):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 04:00post reply

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my stick is gorgeous.

Bring it with you, at least I'll have some use for something after we've dumped your body in the river.





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"Re(4):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 04:04post reply

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Bring it with you, at least I'll have some use for something after we've dumped your body in the river.



hmm, I imagine my girlfriend would keep hold if it, were my body to expire.





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"Re(5):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 04:21post reply

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hmm, I imagine my girlfriend would keep hold if it, were my body to expire.

"We have your boyfriend ! give us the stick, and we'll give you the body ! it's still warm !"





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"Re(6):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 04:41post reply

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"We have your boyfriend ! give us the stick, and we'll give you the body ! it's still warm !"



haha, she'd likely consider the stick to be all she requires.





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"Re(7):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 04:45post reply

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"We have your boyfriend ! give us the stick, and we'll give you the body ! it's still warm !"


haha, she'd likely consider the stick to be all she requires.



This is why you need to make casts of it which are then bronzed, in order to preserve such treasures for future generations and loved ones.





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"Re(8):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 04:51post reply

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This is why you need to make casts of it which are then bronzed, in order to preserve such treasures for future generations and loved ones.



I could get hori to manufacture a line of them.





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"Re(9):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 05:00post reply

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This is why you need to make casts of it which are then bronzed, in order to preserve such treasures for future generations and loved ones.


I could get hori to manufacture a line of them.



But I won't buy it if it doesn't use Sanwa parts!!!

Damn those american sticks are stiff...





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"Re(2):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 05:02post reply

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you'd grind it into your genitals. i know i would




If it had force feedback maybe...





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"Re(9):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 07:25post reply

Heh heh heh... it's funny how quickly a thread about a collectible controller turned into a thread about corpse penises.





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"Re(10):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 07:27post reply

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Heh heh heh... it's funny how quickly a thread about a collectible controller turned into a thread about corpse penises.



collectible corpse penises though! still relevant!





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"Re(2):Re(10):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 07:28post reply

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collectible corpse penises though! still relevant!

Yes, because you can write "Darkstalkers" on them with a Sharpie when they turn purple. Heh heh heh.





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"'special' stick" , posted Fri 6 May 00:36:post reply

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This is why you need to make casts of it which are then bronzed, in order to preserve such treasures for future generations and loved ones.


I could get hori to manufacture a line of them.



The NGPC Fighting Stick Mini?









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"Re(1):'special' stick" , posted Fri 6 May 04:45post reply

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The NGPC Fighting Stick Mini?



oh snap! my manhood!