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| "Re(2):Re(10):Namco boldly declares: We Love" , posted Wed 27 Apr 05:24:|
more boobs, and give the prince a gun.
More guns, and give the Prince boobs.
He could also use a green gotee.
Or maybe ash white skin.
And a gritty new backstory ... make it some sort of tragic, revenge epic... for instance...
The young Prince has sold his soul to the King of the Cosmos and now must roll Katamari's at the beck and call of his master. Drunk with power and caring only for himself (he is an antihero after all) the Prince one day goes on a mad rolling spree only to find that he's rolled up his wife and child! Cut off from the only things he loves, the prince swears vengence on his former mentor (and father!). But how can one little man defeat a God??? Roll on with white hot rage and fury until you create a Katamari big enough to swallow the King of the Cosmos himself! Now THAT's a story with teeth!
You're forgetting the part where he rolls up a harem of women into an erotic, moaning mass, and then, after sexually abusing them, sacrifices them in a violent and gory manner in order to further his dark powers.
And he will transform into a great serpent, encircling the virgin cosmos which he has rolled together, and crush it in an act of sexually repressed rage.
Because the prince has been kept a little boy long enough.
[this message was edited by Spoon on Wed 27 Apr 05:56]