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Krzyzewski Man

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"New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 07:44

We're fucked.

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Shin Ramberk
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"Re(1):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 08:05

quote:
We're fucked.

The new pope needs a fab five make over. The old pope was much better looking with a much better fashion sense. Either that or we got used to him. I don't know.

Go buy the new Warlock series by Marvel. It is good

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OmegaDog

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"Hi! I like video games!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 08:06:

CONTINUE? [9...8...]

(A) SAME CHARACTER
(B) CHARACTER SELECT
(C) QUIT

CREDIT 00% / 10%
insert tithe to continue

SO... IT'S FLITZ TIME EVERYBODY! | CCT: NEXT STAGE IS 20

[this message was edited by OmegaDog on Wed 20 Apr 08:15]

exodus

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"Re(2):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 08:19

I should be Pope. I'd set all the Catholics free in the wild.

Evenor
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"Re(3):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 08:32

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Cardinal_Ratzinger

What an UGLY pope!

He's conservative and use to be in the Nazi youth group.

肝臓入りのオレンジジュース!
腎臓混じりの甘口カレー!
膵臓仕込みのペスカトーレ!
愛しの愛しのサイコホラー

Iggy

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"Re(4):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 08:59

I don't know how you say quinquenat in english, but he's not going to last more than 5 years. Which is a good thing since he already was the pope for the last 10 years or so.

ガラハド　「ねんがんの　アイスソードをてにいれたぞ！」
　：そう　かんけいないね
　　　メ几
→ ：木又してでも　うばいとる
　：ゆずってくれ　たのむ！！

OYashiroForever

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"Re(1):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 09:03

Holla at ya pope!

Seriously... does anyone outside of the news media care? This guy'll be dead in 20 minutes anyway.

"Only two things are infinite

the universe and human stupidity

and I'm not sure about the former."

"Your denial is beneath you and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs

I see through you."

Nate

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"Re(2):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 09:40

quote:
Holla at ya pope!

Seriously... does anyone outside of the news media care? This guy'll be dead in 20 minutes anyway.

Just for these comments I bet he'll stick around until his mid-to-late 90s somehow.

ワンダフル! ビューティフル! エキサイティング!

Iron D

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"Re(3):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 09:51

Pope Benedict the Sixteenth...

Is it just me, or does this guy look AND sound evil...

Zelkin. Pimped.

Maou

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"Re(4):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 09:59

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Is it just me, or does this guy look AND sound evil...

Heheh, Omegadog, you're a champion. I ran out of credits years ago.Meanwhile, "evil?" I don't think that the Hitler Jugend* sound particularly ominous. Oh, wait. Uh oh....

*assuming that's true.

人間はいつも私を驚かせてくれる。不思議なものだな、人間という存在は．．．

KDash31987
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"Re(4):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 10:05

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Pope Benedict the Sixteenth...

Is it just me, or does this guy look AND sound evil...

When I first saw him, I was thinking "Oh my god!! It's Emperor Palpatine!! Watch out!! He's gonna' send his evil Empire to get us!!" Yeah...I'm a geek like that...

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Pollyanna

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"Re(5):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 10:14

Wow...so...-nobody- likes this guy? I was sort of hoping they'd get a younger pope. 65 is old enough to be wise AND stick around for a while.

Krzyzewski Man

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"Re(5):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 10:39

quote:
Pope Benedict the Sixteenth...

Is it just me, or does this guy look AND sound evil...

When I first saw him, I was thinking "Oh my god!! It's Emperor Palpatine!! Watch out!! He's gonna' send his evil Empire to get us!!" Yeah...I'm a geek like that...

OH DEAR

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Undead Fred

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"Re(4):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 10:42:

quote:
Pope Benedict the Sixteenth...

Is it just me, or does this guy look AND sound evil...

Many links agree ...

EDIT: K-Man beat me to the Darth Pope one. :(

[this message was edited by Undead Fred on Wed 20 Apr 10:43]

EternalNewbie
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"Re(6):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 10:44

Hehe, do gotta admit, he does sort of look like the Emperor from Star Wars. See? Also, gotta love it how "he wrote Truth and Tolerance, a book in which he denounces the use of tolerance as an excuse to distort the truth." Sorry to end this on such a bad joke, but I'm sure he "finds your lack of faith disturbing."

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Rid

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"Re(7):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 10:55

Benedict16 sounds like an internet nickname.

I don't care about Popes, when are we changing of God? This one got boring a long time ago. Maybe I should apply for the position?

DarkZero

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"Re(5):New Pope!" , posted Wed 20 Apr 11:33

quote:
Is it just me, or does this guy look AND sound evil...

Heheh, Omegadog, you're a champion. I ran out of credits years ago.Meanwhile, "evil?" I don't think that the Hitler Jugend* sound particularly ominous. Oh, wait. Uh oh....

*assuming that's true.

Well, I'm sure that it's true, given that he grew up in Germany around that time, but you can't exactly take a 14-year-old who was legally bound to serve in the military and say, "ZOMG NAZI!!!11" It's an amusing anecdote and it makes for a nice joke, but it isn't as if it's some slanderous secret.

The fact that he's secretly Darth Sidious might be a black mark against him, though.

The Droogo
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"well ,what can we do ?" , posted Wed 20 Apr 18:39

quote:
We're fucked.

yeah thats right for a long time.
At least the one who choose his new name could chose a modern name such Pope J. Benedict KR- 9 or something like a new mobilephone or something.

Some people never go crazy
what truly horrible life they must lead
Charles Bukowski.

trogdor
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"Re(1):well ,what can we do ?" , posted Thu 21 Apr 15:55

quote:
We're fucked.

yeah thats right for a long time.
At least the one who choose his new name could chose a modern name such Pope J. Benedict KR- 9 or something like a new mobilephone or something.

super pope benedict XVI turbo advance

"heathen crusha!!"

Sano

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"You gotta love the irony..." , posted Thu 21 Apr 22:35

So let me get this straight. They'd reather have a Nazi Pope instead of a Black or Latino Pope? Now that's what I call progress... NOT!

They should get a Gay Pope... who knows maybe they did!

Ryu and Chun-Li forever!

HAYATO

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"Re(1):You gotta love the irony..." , posted Fri 22 Apr 00:38

quote:

They should get a Gay Pope... who knows maybe they did!

We already had a Pope who fucked her own daughter (she also agreed to do it), so we catholics are accustomed to everything...Anyway, this happened about 5 centuries ago, so it doesn't matter much nowadays...

shin ramberk
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"World Fighters 2005" , posted Fri 22 Apr 00:39

Continuing on Omega Dog's idea...

CHARACTER SELECT (partial list)

[BUSH] [THE POPE] [HEAD OF UN]

[CHENEY] [RUMSFELD] [RICE]

[PAT ROBERTSON]

secret codes:
Colin Powell: u,u,d,d, LP+MK+HP
(Colin is selectable as a single character, you can't have a partner with him.)
Ashton Kutcher: l,l,r,r LK+MP+HK
(Has Demi Moore as a helper)

Special Team-Up Supers:
(Bush+Cheney), QCF, QCF + 3P + 3K

Go buy the new Warlock series by Marvel. It is good

support this title!

Maou

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"Re(1):World Fighters 2005" , posted Fri 22 Apr 04:21:

Rabmerk's cheating, I can see that Game Genie from here! I like the direction this silly "serious" thread has taken. Er, come to think of it, I guess only Krzyzewski's title was serious.

人間はいつも私を驚かせてくれる。不思議なものだな、人間という存在は．．．

[this message was edited by Maou on Fri 22 Apr 04:28]

HAYATO

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"Re(2):World Fighters 2005" , posted Fri 22 Apr 07:11

Expect John Paul II in the next Marvel vs Capcom game, he's a marvel character after all, and they have saved from oblivion even stranger characters...

Krzyzewski Man

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"Re(2):You gotta love the irony..." , posted Fri 22 Apr 07:55

quote:
We already had a Pope who fucked her own daughter (she also agreed to do it), so we catholics are accustomed to everything...Anyway, this happened about 5 centuries ago, so it doesn't matter much nowadays...

Please elaborate in the form of a fanfic.

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Iron D

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"Re(3):World Fighters 2005" , posted Fri 22 Apr 08:31:

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Expect John Paul II in the next Marvel vs Capcom game, he's a marvel character after all, and they have saved from oblivion even stranger characters...

So where was he when Thanos had the Infinity Gauntlet? Or when Galactus tried to eat our planet? And I wonder what an Age of Apocalypse John Paul II would look like...

Edit: Oh, and as far as a new God goes, I vote for Heihachi Mishima.

Zelkin. Pimped.

[this message was edited by Iron D on Fri 22 Apr 08:36]

Iggy

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"Re(3):World Fighters 2005" , posted Fri 22 Apr 15:48

quote:
Expect John Paul II in the next Marvel vs Capcom game, he's a marvel character after all, and they have saved from oblivion even stranger characters...

I want to see the prince Reigner of Monaco in a fighting game, with his children as strikers. We all know Storm can't do anything against Stephanie's powers.

Krzyzewski Man : I don't know if there a real uncensored edition of DAF Sade in the US, but there is that pope somewhere in the story of Juliette that want to abandon his job and put his son at his place, his son which is also his lover, and I think he's less creepy than the pope Juliette meets in person later.
The Juliette of the French litterature is so much more entertaining than the one of the english litterature.

asmodeal
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"Re(4):World Fighters 2005" , posted Fri 22 Apr 17:06:

lol
french texte can be found here http://desade.free.fr/juliette/juliette.htm

it seems like there used to be a link for an english version of the The 120 days of Sodom on this site too but it's currently down, too bad cause this one is even worst

O toi

le plus savant et le plus beau des Anges

Dieu trahi par le sort et privé de louanges

O Satan

prends pitié de ma longue misère!

[this message was edited by asmodeal on Fri 22 Apr 17:08]

Iggy

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"Re(5):World Fighters 2005" , posted Fri 22 Apr 17:28

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lol
french texte can be found here http://desade.free.fr/juliette/juliette.htm

At first, I thought it was the text of Stephanie's poetry.
Irresistible, nanananana, NAnanananana, na!

CHAZumaru
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"Re(5):World Fighters 2005" , posted Fri 22 Apr 21:31

quote:

it seems like there used to be a link for an english version of the The 120 days of Sodom on this site too but it's currently down, too bad cause this one is even worst

Don't worry though, because I carefully saved it on my KON PYU TAH three years ago.

Iggy

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"Re(6):World Fighters 2005" , posted Fri 22 Apr 22:38

I know DAF won't receive a penny if you buy the books, but the 10/18 editions are not half bad.

I've heard a lot of interesting things on the version in La Pléiade, but since I was looking the hairy torso of the person talking at the time, I don't remember anything.
The interesting detail is that it was on the radio.

CHAZumaru
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"Re(7):World Fighters 2005" , posted Fri 22 Apr 22:52

Who cares ! ArmJoe 1.3 is out !

Iggy

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"Re(8):World Fighters 2005" , posted Fri 22 Apr 23:11

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Who cares ! ArmJoe 1.3 is out !

And I'm not sure Victor Hugo will get a single penny for this either.

Being a dead writer is not such a good job, if you ask me.