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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
| "Re(2):Anakaris spinoff !" , posted Tue 8 Feb 01:45|
It's time for MADLIBS!
[Insert Kikkoken-style lousy gay joke here]
So, let's ee if I'm reading this right...
This morning, after a relaxing <blowjob> and as I was eating a big <sandwitch with some choucroute aux M&M's> while <lusting on> moetan's <chest hair>, I instinctively turned my <sexual organs> in the direction of San Francisco and could clearly perceive <Brandon> exfoliate his lungs as he <wrote on a delicate piece of thin paper of a light kasane of reds tied to a blossoming branch of cherry tree heavy with flowers while murmuring in his heart of heart a famous waka by Ki no Tsurayuki> the sentence "Update that on Insert Credit's homepage goddammit, Iggy, or I will <take away> your <U:Saga and play it until I finish all 7 scenarios several times>".
How many points do I get ?
Also, why is Brandon saying all this to you and not to me ?
Why doesn't he send me cherry flowers anymore?
What a pity. It makes me want to write a poem about あきの夕暮れ. Or something like
秋きてはいとどいかにかしぐるらむ色深げなる人の言の葉, for example.
And after that, watch that porn parody of The Ring.
Also, I saw your Zoku Segare Ijiri two nights ago.
He was fine and told me to say hello.
Tell him I'll never sign the divorce papers !
He's mine, do you hear me ! HE'S MINE !!!!