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lunatic
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"who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 15 Dec 06:58

question is simple as that, who in fighting in video game would you date seriously. I mean seriously. Actually it sounds like a silly question, who isn't datable.
But i wouldn't date Mai coz she probably sleep with half of global population of men and get ARPE once every 23 hours by some random perv. Any ridicoulously ridicoulous inputs anyone? and i LOVE Chun Li, she's like an incarnate of beauty and elegance, but who wants a cop to be a girlfriend... or who doesn't... hey... maybe this post is gettin' weird...
anyways let me waste some space on this new server

You've been very bad~ Now off to the gas chamber!

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I mean seriously.

STFU

[this message was edited by Juan on Wed 15 Dec 07:04]

lunatic
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"Re(1):LOLZ HAY" , posted Wed 15 Dec 07:05

am i suppose to say wtf to this?

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"Re(2):LOLZ HAY" , posted Wed 15 Dec 07:07

The truth will set you free.Until then, good luck.Later.

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am i suppose to say wtf to this?

STFU

lunatic
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"Re(3):LOLZ HAY" , posted Wed 15 Dec 07:10

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The truth will set you free.Until then, good luck.Later.
am i suppose to say wtf to this?

lol this must be the part i'm suppose to think you're mysteriously funny or philosophically entertaining!

You've been very bad~ Now off to the gas chamber!

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"Re(3):LOLZ HAY" , posted Wed 15 Dec 09:35

quote:
The truth will set you free.Until then, good luck.Later.
am i suppose to say wtf to this?

Thank you, Juan

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"Re(1):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 15 Dec 10:01

Rose.

Iggy

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"Re(1):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 15 Dec 19:26

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and i LOVE Chun Li, she's like an incarnate of beauty and elegance, but who wants a cop to be a girlfriend...

Besides, you would get a lot of fun with her, but you wouldn't be able to show her to your friends.

I would have answered "Shermie", if I wasn't "Shermie" wasn't my secret identity in real life. I think dating yourself is kind of cool, in a way.
Well, I used to keep it secret, but now exodus has seen me, I think it's pointless to keep the secret on my real sex anyways...

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"Re(1):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 15 Dec 19:31

Poison

Twice the fun.

Lupin

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"Re(1):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 15 Dec 21:42

quote:
question is simple as that, who in fighting in video game would you date seriously. I mean seriously. Actually it sounds like a silly question, who isn't datable.
But i wouldn't date Mai coz she probably sleep with half of global population of men and get ARPE once every 23 hours by some random perv. Any ridicoulously ridicoulous inputs anyone? and i LOVE Chun Li, she's like an incarnate of beauty and elegance, but who wants a cop to be a girlfriend... or who doesn't... hey... maybe this post is gettin' weird...
anyways let me waste some space on this new server

Morrigan Aensland

Nate

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"IGGY HOW COULD YOU!?" , posted Wed 15 Dec 21:47:

quote:

I would have answered "Shermie", if I wasn't "Shermie" wasn't my secret identity in real life. I think dating yourself is kind of cool, in a way.
Well, I used to keep it secret, but now exodus has seen me, I think it's pointless to keep the secret on my real sex anyways...

You forgot about Smart Chang-tan!

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[this message was edited by Nate on Wed 15 Dec 21:48]

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"Re(1):IGGY HOW COULD YOU!?" , posted Wed 15 Dec 22:16

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You forgot about Smart Chang-tan!

Notice how I said "I would have answered", which means technically I haven't answered yet ! aHA !

Actually, I was about to answer "Jedah", but yeah, Smart Chang-tan makes a nice second choice.
I mean, if I wasn't a girl and all.

KTallguy

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"Re(2):IGGY HOW COULD YOU!?" , posted Wed 15 Dec 22:20

Wow, it's weird that no one has mentioned DOA girls... that being said I'd date Lei-feng, but first I'd plug an X-box controller in her and change her hair style to straight and black. Then I'd probably try to upgrade her processor... and memory...

That being said, I don't think any fighting game characters are datable, because they aren't real. Of course, you could always bring up the old MK games and Street Fighter the Movie, that weird game where the otaku's fight eachother as anime characters.. and that bikini fighting game where the fatality is when the girls rip eachothers clothes off...

I think that's fair game.

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GrandC
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"Re(3):IGGY HOW COULD YOU!?" , posted Wed 15 Dec 23:02:

For fighting chic:
Kasumi of Dead or Alive series

For non fighting:
Karin from Shadow Hearts II

Tasty....

[this message was edited by GrandC on Wed 15 Dec 23:27]

Joe Randel

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"Re(1):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 15 Dec 23:22

I think it's funny that a topic such as this has come up. I'm just waiting for someone to jump up and say "they're not real!" or some such thing.

Not me. I like my toon chicks, so call me a pervert.

I say Nakoruru or Athena.

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KTallguy

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"Re(2):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 15 Dec 23:23

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I think it's funny that a topic such as this has come up. I'm just waiting for someone to jump up and say "they're not real!" or some such thing.

Not me. I like my toon chicks, so call me a pervert.

I say Nakoruru or Athena.

I'd hit Nak too... but I'd kill her sister first. Her voice is SO annoying in SSV.

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HAYATO
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"Re(4):IGGY HOW COULD YOU!?" , posted Wed 15 Dec 23:34

Well, I suppose either Devirotte or Tabasa would be good choices...

Devirotte is a princess, so she must be richer than Uncle Scrooge. Besides, I assume she isn't even barely legal, a fact that satisfies the pedophile within me...

And you shouldn't worry about condoms, as the only thing the princesses are useful for is making babies (just see our Borbons!!

)

About Tabasa...well, she's a magician so she can enlarge your penis if needed, or make grow another one for you or her... what the hell, she could even transform some of her cats into furry sexual toys!!! And she seems to know how to coock delicious recipes (I'm sure so many years dealing with cauldrons and potions helped her a lot

)

Joe Randel

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"Re(5):IGGY HOW COULD YOU!?" , posted Thu 16 Dec 00:07

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Besides, I assume she isn't even barely legal, a fact that satisfies the pedophile within me...

Wait... so there's no age limit on toons?

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HAYATO
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"Re(6):IGGY HOW COULD YOU!?" , posted Thu 16 Dec 00:42:

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Besides, I assume she isn't even barely legal, a fact that satisfies the pedophile within me...

Wait... so there's no age limit on toons?

I'd say she is around 15 but...she was "born" in 1995, so if you measure her age this way she's even younger!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmm....

[this message was edited by HAYATO on Thu 16 Dec 00:45]

ZamIAm

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"Re(1):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Thu 16 Dec 00:58

Elena. Looks nice, smart, light hearted, and to honest, going by game timelines she actually would be near my age range.

Why sling mud when you can sling explosives?

catalyst
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"Re(1):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Thu 16 Dec 01:00

Probably Angel if she hasn't been deformed by the likes of K9999 and his arm fetish.

Vanessa as well, I need a hot mom in my life to pamper me.

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"Re(5):Iggy HOW COULD YOU!?" , posted Thu 16 Dec 01:27:

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Well, I suppose either Devirotte or Tabasa would be good choices...

Devirotte is a princess, so she must be richer than Uncle Scrooge. Besides, I assume she isn't even barely legal, a fact that satisfies the pedophile within me... And you shouldn't worry about condoms,

If ever there is a place for it, I think you've found the place that the licking your own face off icon goes!

quote:
as the only thing the princesses are useful for is making babies (just see our Borbons!! )

About Tabasa...well, she's a magician so she can enlarge your penis if needed, or make grow another one for you or her... what the hell, she could even transform some of her cats into furry sexual toys!!! And she seems to know how to coock delicious recipes (I'm sure so many years dealing with cauldrons and potions helped her a lot )

[this message was edited by Lupin on Thu 16 Dec 01:33]

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"Re(1):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Thu 16 Dec 02:31

Hmm...

Zangief in Lilith body (MvC 1 ending...)?
And the opposite for Iggy ?

Hmm...

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HAYATO
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"Re(2):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Thu 16 Dec 05:17

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Elena. Looks nice, smart, light hearted, and to honest, going by game timelines she actually would be near my age range.

Well Vanessa, Angel and Elena are great too, I think Elena is the best black chick I've ever seen (and the only one that ever turned me on).
About the other two... they are great if you are in the milf stuff.I'd also say Blue Mary, but Angel is just taller and hotter, so I pick the last one.

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"Re(7):IGGY HOW COULD YOU!?" , posted Thu 16 Dec 07:30

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Besides, I assume she isn't even barely legal, a fact that satisfies the pedophile within me...

Wait... so there's no age limit on toons?

I'd say she is around 15 but...she was "born" in 1995, so if you measure her age this way she's even younger!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmm....

Dood did someone hijack your account?

...

/ / /

HAYATO
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"Re(8):IGGY HOW COULD YOU!?" , posted Thu 16 Dec 08:28

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Dood did someone hijack your account?

...

Nope, just being creative...and a bit exaggerated (my golden rule is "Nothing under 15", you know

)

Iron D

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"As far as the following are concerned.." , posted Thu 16 Dec 10:13

I'd hit it:

Julia Chang, Leona, Chuns, Rainbow Mika, Kyoko Minazuki, Elena, Sarah Bryant, Angel, Hsien-ko, Cammy, Juli (but not Juni), Rose, June (Star Gladiator), Rouge (Power Stone), and...agh...I'm forgetting names...the girl that was made to be the brain headed guy's girlfriend from Plasma Sword. I forgot their names already...

Very few of these girls seem datable though. Maybe Julia, Kyoko and Elena.

Zelkin. Pimped.

Phoenix

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"fools" , posted Thu 16 Dec 11:05

Fools!
Kim's wife is the hottest of them all.

HAYATO
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"Re(1):As far as the following are concerned.." , posted Thu 16 Dec 18:25

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I'm forgetting names...the girl that was made to be the brain headed guy's girlfriend from Plasma Sword. I forgot their names already...

That's right, Luka was quite hot as well.Plus, she has a staff you can get to make her nasty things.....

ZamIAm

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"Re(1):As far as the following are concerned.." , posted Fri 17 Dec 00:44

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Juli (but not Juni)

Why?

Why sling mud when you can sling explosives?

Kikkoken

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"Re(2):As far as the following are concerned.." , posted Fri 17 Dec 01:17

Blanka might be fun on your back.

YeldellGW

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"Re(3):As far as the following are concerned.." , posted Fri 17 Dec 08:42:

Kaori Yanase from V.G.

Hell, any of the girls from the V.G. games would work for me, with the exception of Manami and Kei.

On the flip side;

If I were a girl, it's all about Shizumaru and normal Kaede.

[this message was edited by YeldellGW on Sat 25 Dec 09:06]

Mosquiton

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"Re(4):As far as the following are concerned.." , posted Fri 17 Dec 10:28

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Kaori Nanase from V.G.

Hell, any of the girls from the V.G. games would work for me, with the exception of Manami and Kei.

I'm a fan of Chiho myself.

/ / /

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"Re(2):As far as the following are concerned.." , posted Fri 17 Dec 11:34

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Juli (but not Juni)

Why?

Because Juni is ugly.

Zelkin. Pimped.

Mosquiton

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"Re(3):As far as the following are concerned.." , posted Fri 17 Dec 14:43

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Juli (but not Juni)

Why?

Because Juni is ugly.

Actually I think they're a package deal.

/ / /

ZamIAm

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"Re(3):As far as the following are concerned.." , posted Fri 17 Dec 23:43

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Juli (but not Juni)

Why?

Because Juni is ugly.

Ugly or just flat chested? I not a fan of blondes but I don't think she's ugly at all.

Why sling mud when you can sling explosives?

Iron D

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"Re(4):As far as the following are concerned.." , posted Sat 18 Dec 03:23

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Ugly or just flat chested? I not a fan of blondes but I don't think she's ugly at all.

Well, I am more of a butt man (though I love a nice chest on a woman too) but just look at her Alpha 3 character select picture. Ew.

Man, this post makes me sound really vain.

Zelkin. Pimped.

HAYATO
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"Re(5):As far as the following are concerned.." , posted Sat 18 Dec 06:59

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Man, this post makes me sound really vain.

Well, just as the rest of the thread and, by extension, the whole cafe...or have you ever posted here about the purpose of life, or angels' sexuality?

Maybe it's time to do it....

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"Re(1):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Tue 21 Dec 16:40

Hi.

Mai's not really slutty, just an annoying sort of tease. She probably wouldn't get involved with anyone other than Andy, though she'd die without the attention she seeks.

I'd say Kasumi Todo or Kula Diamond provided she's aging naturally and is now 18 instead of 14. All of Guilty Gear's females have issues. Scary issues.

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"Re(6):As far as the following are concerned.." , posted Tue 21 Dec 19:57

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have you ever posted here about the purpose of life, or angels' sexuality?

I didn't know there was such a thing as a debate on Angel's sexuality. K9999's arm is multi function.

So far Kikkoken's option is the most interesting.
I know at the very least Miyata Shirô is not datable at all.

lunatic
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"Re(2):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 22 Dec 00:37

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All of Guilty Gear's females have issues. Scary issues.

really?? they don't look like it, what kinda issues? name as many as you can! i thought bitchget is the only weirdo w/ issues.

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"Re(3):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 22 Dec 00:55

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All of Guilty Gear's females have issues. Scary issues.

really?? they don't look like it, what kinda issues? name as many as you can! i thought bitchget is the only weirdo w/ issues.

Baiken's missing an arm. On other notes, I believe I-No is sorta violent and Millia's hair is alive.

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"Re(4):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 22 Dec 01:38

I-No is insane, Baiken is kind of violent (and lacking stuff), Millia is an assassin, May is under-age AND in love with a pedophile, Justice is a robot... so, eh, no.

Seriously, I don't think there are many fighting girls I could really fit together with.

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"Re(5):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 22 Dec 02:13

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I-No is insane, Baiken is kind of violent (and lacking stuff), Millia is an assassin, May is under-age AND in love with a pedophile, Justice is a robot... so, eh, no.

Seriously, I don't think there are many fighting girls I could really fit together with.

Jam is actually safe though. I could care less but I'm just commenting.

"Come with it then!"

KTallguy

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"Re(6):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 22 Dec 03:03

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I-No is insane, Baiken is kind of violent (and lacking stuff), Millia is an assassin, May is under-age AND in love with a pedophile, Justice is a robot... so, eh, no.

Seriously, I don't think there are many fighting girls I could really fit together with.

Jam is actually safe though. I could care less but I'm just commenting.

Dizzy could be kind of kinky...

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"Re(7):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 22 Dec 06:06

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Dizzy could be kind of kinky...

On the contrary, I think she looks pretty tacky.

"Come with it then!"

Nate

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"Re(8):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 22 Dec 07:43

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Jam is actually safe though. I could care less but I'm just commenting.

Nah, she's pretty crazy. At the very least, she's really dumb. She repeatedly mistakes Robo Ky for the real thing. I'm pretty sure she's equally bullheaded about other things, too.

quote:
Dizzy could be kind of kinky...

On the contrary, I think she looks pretty tacky.

Dizzy isn't kinky at all. Her whole gimmick is that she's "innocent" so she doesn't know anything about sex. She was designed, however, with fans producing hentai of her in mind. And yes, I agree that she's tacky. Not to mention annoying. "Dame! Dame! Mou!" Bleghhhh.

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"Re(5):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 22 Dec 08:07:

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I-No is insane, Baiken is kind of violent (and lacking stuff), Millia is an assassin, May is under-age AND in love with a pedophile, Justice is a robot... so, eh, no.

Seriously, I don't think there are many fighting girls I could really fit together with.

There's no problem with that.

The rumor is that she has an super-SEXY nub.

raspBerry jam
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[this message was edited by Evenor on Wed 22 Dec 08:08]

HAYATO
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"Re(6):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 22 Dec 08:37

Well, IMO, even Dizzy looks better than that ABA thing... she looks as if she had mistaken the meat grinder with her hair dryer... and she has tose bandages covered with ketchup...not to mention his pal, the kinky key

If I had to choose one, I'd vote for Jam. At least she doesn't need any prosthetic parts and shouldn't give any legal problems (legal ages/ animal rights, etc)...althoug Millia should be fun as well...if you aren't allergic to fur

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"Re(6):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Wed 22 Dec 09:36

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There's no problem with that.

The rumor is that she has an super-SEXY nub.

Damn right! (Have to post Fred's pic of her in a bathing suit because she wasn't in the GGXX summer gashapon set when I get home)

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"Re(7):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Thu 23 Dec 05:30

From what I've heard, Jam is a bitch. An annoying, greedy bitch.

Anyway, I think Aoi might be a good choice. Not too crazy... you might even convince her NOT to go into battles with 150 kg wrestlers all the time.

Also, Felicia might be a fun girl to hang around with if you don't mind the fur. Maybe Mei-Ling too... if she's not dead too.

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"Re(8):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Thu 23 Dec 07:17

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Also, Felicia might be a fun girl to hang around with if you don't mind the fur.

I don't mind fur, but I mind pussy.

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"Re(9):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Thu 23 Dec 07:37

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I don't mind fur, but I mind pussy.

You...do ? Do you mean you are actually...
OOOOOOooooooh !!!
The revelation !!!

Don't worry, Kikkoken, it's just a phase in your life, it'll turn back to normal eventually.

Kikkoken

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"Re(10):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Thu 23 Dec 07:42

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I don't mind fur, but I mind pussy.

You...do ? Do you mean you are actually...
OOOOOOooooooh !!!
The revelation !!!

Don't worry, Kikkoken, it's just a phase in your life, it'll turn back to normal eventually.

How long will that phase be, dear Dr Iggy? The last doctor I went to see had prescribed me man's body's syrup -- didn't work.

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"Re(2):Re(10):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Thu 23 Dec 18:14

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How long will that phase be, dear Dr Iggy? The last doctor I went to see had prescribed me man's body's syrup -- didn't work.

Maybe you should try a higher dose...or dating Iggy in January to go bargain shopping together...

Iggy

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"Re(3):Re(10):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Thu 23 Dec 21:26

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Maybe you should try a higher dose...or dating Iggy in January to go bargain shopping together...

FASHION UPDATE !!!!!
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"Re(4):Re(10):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Fri 24 Dec 00:13

Akari Ichijou
And I can moe with Reimu Hakurei and Marisa Kirisame from Touhou Suimusou.

Miko miko days. I think I've been working at the local shrine too much.

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"Re(5):Re(10):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Fri 24 Dec 23:30

Wouldn't all these girls be the kind of jocks that would have beaten up nerds like us in high school?

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"Re(6):Re(10):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Sat 25 Dec 01:03

I love the "Aiyaiyaiyaiyai" sound Jam makes when she gets launched.

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"Re(6):Re(10):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Sat 25 Dec 09:04

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Wouldn't all these girls be the kind of jocks that would have beaten up nerds like us in high school?

Jun Kubota and R. Mika are the only females in fighting games I've played that I ever found jockish.

Going by her profile, Kaori Yanase's hardly what I'd call a jock.

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"Re(6):Re(10):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Sat 25 Dec 13:40

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Wouldn't all these girls be the kind of jocks that would have beaten up nerds like us in high school?

how did you know what my high school career was like

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"Re(7):Re(10):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Sat 25 Dec 17:52:

my heart tells me to date chun-li. but i don't know, i would be too scared to ask her out, i am shy ya know

quite the funny thread, horny bastards!

[this message was edited by Chillypepper on Sat 25 Dec 17:53]

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"IGGI'S A CHICK?!" , posted Sun 26 Dec 13:12

Wow, I've been idle.

Also, I'd most like to date Kusaregedo. We could go and get matching cock rings!

...what

Krzyzewski Man:
Lowering the tone since 1985.

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"Re(1):IGGI'S A CHICK?!" , posted Sun 26 Dec 13:55

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Wow, I've been idle.

EVERYTHING YOU KNEW IS WRONG!!!

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"Re(7):Re(10):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Sun 26 Dec 14:55:

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Wouldn't all these girls be the kind of jocks that would have beaten up nerds like us in high school?

how did you know what my high school career was like

Girls don't beat up nerds!1!

[this message was edited by Lupin on Mon 27 Dec 09:30]

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"Shhhhh, it's a secret !" , posted Sun 26 Dec 17:14

Krzyzewski ! Krzyzewski ! Krzyzewski !
I missed you !

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"Re(8):Re(10):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Sun 26 Dec 23:37

quote:
Wouldn't all these girls be the kind of jocks that would have beaten up nerds like us in high school?

how did you know what my high school career was like
Girls don't beat up nerds!

Do you live in the middle ages? I remember I was hird for protection a few times... XD

See??? He is a God...

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"Re(2):IGGI'S A CHICK?!" , posted Mon 27 Dec 08:06

quote:
Wow, I've been idle.

EVERYTHING YOU KNEW IS WRONG!!!

WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY KENNETH WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY KENNETH WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY KENNEEEEEEEEEEETHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!?????!!!!!

quote:
Krzyzewski ! Krzyzewski ! Krzyzewski !
I missed you !

*sobs* But I thought you hated me! And you even spelled my name right! Three times!

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And why is it a secret, exactly?

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"Re(9):Re(10):who in fight game is dateable..." , posted Mon 27 Dec 09:15:

quote:
Wouldn't all these girls be the kind of jocks that would have beaten up nerds like us in high school?

how did you know what my high school career was like
Girls don't beat up nerds!

Do you live in the middle ages? I remember I was hird for protection a few times... XD

In the middle ages, girls beat up dragons while fighting for 20th century style feminism!1!

[this message was edited by Lupin on Mon 27 Dec 09:31]

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"Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is dateable.." , posted Mon 27 Dec 09:51

Hmmmm... not sure about alot of fighting girls being dateable. Most seem a bit too energetic and/or deadly. Also, I think at some point, we would be used to help them train, which unless you have the strength, is going to take alot out of you. I guess if I had to choose one, it would be Ran from Project Justice. Only has an unhealthy obsession with that camera of hers. As for Guilty Gear characters... I agree with most that they are a bit too out of there. I agree with other reasons posted for others, and might has well thrown in that Dizzy wings would make any romance very unlikely. As for Jam, think about this. Think about how much random high pitched sound she makes during a fight. Now, imagine that in the bedroom. Can you really focus with that much crazy sound? Can you?

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"SHhhhhhhhh I said !" , posted Mon 27 Dec 15:47

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*sobs* But I thought you hated me! And you even spelled my name right! Three times!

Yeah, well, my friend the copy and paste function might or might not have played a vital role in this flamboyant success of unwritability over the forces of "punching the keyboard repeatedly to create a sequence of letters that might not be unlike the original name".

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Also it's easier to score guys if you pretend you're just a gay pervert when in reality you are a beautiful perfectly proportioned woman, or so have I been taught.

End of Spoiler

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"Re(2):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Mon 27 Dec 19:46

quote:
Hmmmm... not sure about alot of fighting girls being dateable. Most seem a bit too energetic and/or deadly. Also, I think at some point, we would be used to help them train, which unless you have the strength, is going to take alot out of you. I guess if I had to choose one, it would be Ran from Project Justice. Only has an unhealthy obsession with that camera of hers. As for Guilty Gear characters... I agree with most that they are a bit too out of there. I agree with other reasons posted for others, and might has well thrown in that Dizzy wings would make any romance very unlikely. As for Jam, think about this. Think about how much random high pitched sound she makes during a fight. Now, imagine that in the bedroom. Can you really focus with that much crazy sound? Can you?

I CAN. It wouldn't be an easy task, but ear plugs should make things more bearable....

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"Re(3):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Tue 28 Dec 05:28

some day the otaku community will figure out how to stick its collective genitals into pixels.

til then - none.

or maybe elena from SFIII

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"Re(4):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Tue 28 Dec 07:35

Oh, but of course !

The likability of Brandon appearing in a fighting game being infinitely closer to the probability of anyone here sticking his genitals even the [blurr] of a japanese cosplayed in a videogame character.

Therefore, "Brandon" was the answer all along !
I win ! I win ! And... What are you saying ? For my special winning award, I gain to explore the [blurr] of the only datable fighting game character !
Hooray!

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"Re(5):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Tue 28 Dec 07:45

quote:
Oh, but of course !

The likability of Brandon appearing in a fighting game being infinitely closer to the probability of anyone here sticking his genitals even the [blurr] of a japanese cosplayed in a videogame character.

Therefore, "Brandon" was the answer all along !
I win ! I win ! And... What are you saying ? For my special winning award, I gain to explore the [blurr] of the only datable fighting game character !
Hooray!

Iggy's English is getting bad again.

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"Re(6):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Tue 28 Dec 07:55

[blurr] Zig. For great justice.

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"Re(5):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Tue 28 Dec 08:02

quote:
For my special winning award, I gain to explore the [blurr] of the only datable fighting game character !
Hooray!

haha - you had your chance and missed it, luckily enough for me.

should I unveil my new gackt evolutionary photo?

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"Re(6):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Tue 28 Dec 08:13

quote:

should I unveil my new gackt evolutionary photo?

Yes please!! I love to play darts on bishonen singers photos, and it's about time for my David Haselhoff one to be replaced

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"Re(7):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Tue 28 Dec 08:19:

quote:

Yes please!!

kay.
but I'm vastly different from the hoff man.

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[edit]
I suppose I could've used the image bbs for this. too late now!

[this message was edited by exodus on Tue 28 Dec 08:23]

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"Re(6):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Tue 28 Dec 08:28

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Iggy's English is getting bad again.

Oh... Thanks for pointing it.
Foreign languages when you're ill are like driving when you're drunk. You think you'll be fine, and then you drive your car in the nearest tree which in return runs into a bus full of hemophiliac orphans.

At least I can have a spell check before I kill again with my lethal grammar.
It won't help, but I will look better at the trial.

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"Re(8):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Tue 28 Dec 10:26

quote:

kay.
but I'm vastly different from the hoff man.

1
2
3
4

[edit]
I suppose I could've used the image bbs for this. too late now!

Whaaa...sexy (new?) haircut. Did you actually take the haircutter a photo of Gackt? I can't seem to find a haircutter that can consistantly do razor cuts right. I get most of my haircuts out of Non-no.

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"Re(9):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Tue 28 Dec 10:50

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Whaaa...sexy (new?) haircut.

thanks, and yes, it is new.
I didn't take a gackt photo, I just described what I wanted, and pointed at the hair of this runway model I saw in one of their magazines, and told her to average between what she saw and what I said.

It was in Holland though, so I can't exactly go back and get the same cut again :\

but I know a good place in LA...

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"let's all get haircuts" , posted Tue 28 Dec 11:05

I got my hair cut one time;

The scissors wouldn't cut it enough, so the guy switched to using a razor instead. He said he was giving me a European style hair cut. He did a good job. Then he wanted a ton of cash money. I had to go and get more money from somewhere and come back to the store to finish paying him.

It's hard to find a good hair cutter person.

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"Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is dat" , posted Tue 28 Dec 11:06

quote:

Whaaa...sexy (new?) haircut.

thanks, and yes, it is new.
I didn't take a gackt photo, I just described what I wanted, and pointed at the hair of this runway model I saw in one of their magazines, and told her to average between what she saw and what I said.

It was in Holland though, so I can't exactly go back and get the same cut again :\

but I know a good place in LA...

Where is good place in LA please?

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"Re(2):Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game " , posted Tue 28 Dec 11:22

the good place in LA is called 'wax poetic'. it's actually in burbank. but it costs about $45ish...

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"Re(3):Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game" , posted Tue 28 Dec 18:36

Did Iggy give you your new haircut?
Or you got a new haircut after meeting Iggy?
Or you got a new haircut for Iggy?

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"Re(8):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Tue 28 Dec 19:43

quote:

Yes please!!

kay.
but I'm vastly different from the hoff man.

You cheated us, those photos aren't Gackt's!! In addition, I can't throw darts against any fellow Cafe member (besides Iggy, perhaps

) so I suppose I'll have to rescue my Hoff pic from the garbage bin before it's too late...

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"Re(9):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is date" , posted Wed 29 Dec 01:59

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You cheated us, those photos aren't Gackt's!!

ah, you misunderstood - I meant my evolution into gackt.

and holiday - use your imagination *teehee*

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but technically I got it beforehand in holland

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"Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game is dat" , posted Wed 29 Dec 14:10

I am of the opinion that Exodus looks like Chris Gaines(sp?), aka Garth Brooks' rock-star alter ego.

That is all.

Krzyzewski Man:
Lowering the tone since 1985.

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"Re(2):Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game" , posted Wed 29 Dec 17:01

quote:
I am of the opinion that Exodus looks like Chris Gaines(sp?), aka Garth Brooks' rock-star alter ego.

That is all.

I'd like to see Exodus' country singer alter-ego.

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"Re(2):Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game" , posted Thu 30 Dec 01:57

quote:
I am of the opinion that Exodus looks like Chris Gaines(sp?), aka Garth Brooks' rock-star alter ego.

hey.
I'm not fat.

heh.

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"Re(3):Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game" , posted Thu 30 Dec 06:04:

Yikes, this Thread's close to getting 100 Posts. Should we be proud or ashamed?

Anyway, I like all the SF Capcom ladies but none of them seem like they date much, too busy fighting, finding inner piece, raising adopted kids, stopping crime and what not. I think I have a shot at Area from SF EX but she'd prolly knock me unconscious with that big Ass gun of hers in bed...

And obvously, Chun-Li's my fav. She's the first SF character I learned how to use since SF2 came out when I was a teen, blame it on raging hormones!

[this message was edited by Sano on Thu 30 Dec 06:09]

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"Re(4):Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game" , posted Thu 30 Dec 06:48

quote:
Yikes, this Thread's close to getting 100 Posts. Should we be proud or ashamed?

Anyway, I like all the SF Capcom ladies but none of them seem like they date much, too busy fighting, finding inner piece, raising adopted kids, stopping crime and what not. I think I have a shot at Area from SF EX but she'd prolly knock me unconscious with that big Ass gun of hers in bed...

And obvously, Chun-Li's my fav. She's the first SF character I learned how to use since SF2 came out when I was a teen, blame it on raging hormones!

I don't like Chun-Li's thighs. She's got a wrestler's thighs, without the hairs & the masucline musk.

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"Re(5):Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game" , posted Thu 30 Dec 07:07

I likes 'em big. ~_^

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"Re(3):Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):who in fight game" , posted Fri 31 Dec 04:56

quote:
hey.
I'm not fat.

heh.

GIVE IT TIME

quote:
I don't like Chun-Li's thighs. She's got a wrestler's thighs, without the hairs & the masucline musk.

What's wrong with that? Slap some cologne on her, get your dog to shed on her, and you've got a handy-dandy Clark substitute!

Krzyzewski Man:
Lowering the tone since 1985.