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sushi_bunny

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Bronze Customer

"Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Tue 31 Aug 18:11

Hey Peoples,

I was wondering if we get old and stuff, and we want to play our favorite games again, (like PS 2, DC, etc), I wonder if there will be bigger, more ergonomic controllers for elderly people ... Or maybe no controllers and just holographic displays...

Hmmm...

Cheers,

S

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deisied
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Occasional Customer

"Re(1):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Tue 31 Aug 18:14

thread...

...tastic

Osito Bimbo
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New Customer

"=)" , posted Tue 31 Aug 18:15

lol! I hope so brother, because if we get old we might not be able to grab an old controller, so I'm with you in this holographic technology.

Peace out.

Con el cariño de siempre...

sabo10

963th Post

Red Carpet Regular Member++

"Re(1):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Tue 31 Aug 18:21

Wow, interesting topic. I have been thinking about this lately too. They already make some controllers that would be easier to use for older people right now.

Check out some of these

http://www.absalutegames.co.uk/assets/images/PS2_Pro_Stick.jpg

http://www.absalutegames.co.uk/assets/images/GC_Pro_Stick.jpg

Welcone
Needless to say
Please give me the Jesus advent

Oroch

696th Post

Red Carpet Regular Member

"Re(2):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Tue 31 Aug 18:48

quote:
Wow, interesting topic. I have been thinking about this lately too. They already make some controllers that would be easier to use for older people right now.

Check out some of these

http://www.absalutegames.co.uk/assets/images/PS2_Pro_Stick.jpg

http://www.absalutegames.co.uk/assets/images/GC_Pro_Stick.jpg

oh

ha ha ha

i get jokes

真剣勝負

bemanisuperstar
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Rare Customer

"Re(3):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Tue 31 Aug 18:53

I'm Anti Gyro scope Anti hologram.

I want a controller I can play fighters on

ONSLAUGHT

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"NO" , posted Tue 31 Aug 19:04

Everyone in this thread has been Ssssssushified.

Krzyzewski Man

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"Re(1):NO" , posted Tue 31 Aug 19:07

quote:
Everyone in this thread has been Ssssssushified.

Shouldn't you be somewhere verbally sparring with Silky Johnson?

Also, I want mind-control.

The resident lapsed Catholic progressive absurdist.

ONSLAUGHT

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"Re(2):NO" , posted Tue 31 Aug 19:20

quote:

Shouldn't you be somewhere verbally sparring with Silky Johnson?

You have made a mockery of yourself. I, for one, feel nothing but loathing for you.
When your inevitable death comes,Krzyzewski Man , will anyone have even one cherished memory of you? I do not

Juke Joint Jezebel

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"Re(3):NO" , posted Tue 31 Aug 19:23

quote:

Shouldn't you be somewhere verbally sparring with Silky Johnson?

You have made a mockery of yourself. I, for one, feel nothing but loathing for you.
When your inevitable death comes,Krzyzewski Man , will anyone have even one cherished memory of you? I do not

You're fucking stupid. Quit that shit.

J

Hot and alive

I'm coming inside

wishing we could burn forever.

ONSLAUGHT

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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(4):NO" , posted Tue 31 Aug 19:28

quote:

You're fucking stupid. Quit that shit.

J

i'm just messing with you. why do you have to take things so seriously i thought we were friends

sushi_bunny

304th Post

Bronze Customer

"What does gada mean?" , posted Tue 31 Aug 19:50

I don't know if this is an in-joke thing, and also two of you are tag-teaming my comments, but if you don't like my posts, you can choose not to look at them.

What does gada mean? If someone can clarify this, the joke makes sense only to the majority of people who understand it, not a select group of people.

I'd request that you stop singling me out on this.

s.

Nate
207th Post

Frequent Customer

"Re(1):What does gada mean?" , posted Tue 31 Aug 19:53

THEY DO IT OUT OF LOVE!! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?

THIS IS DWARF INVASION!

sushi_bunny

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Bronze Customer

"Re(2):What does gada mean?" , posted Tue 31 Aug 19:58

quote:
THEY DO IT OUT OF LOVE!! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?

-I don't know if this comment is a sarcastic joke or you're being serious.

-s

Krzyzewski Man

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Red Carpet Regular Member++

"Re(1):What does gada mean?" , posted Tue 31 Aug 20:08

Might they mean this?

Oops wrong again olololo everyone loathes me

The resident lapsed Catholic progressive absurdist.

Iggy

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"Re(2):NO" , posted Wed 1 Sep 00:14

quote:
Shouldn't you be somewhere verbally sparring with Silky Johnson?

I might not be fully operational yet, I read this as "Shouldn't you be somewhere verbally spanking with Silky Johnson".
Hum. hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm.

What about turning this thread in a nurupo thread ?

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Kikkoken

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"Re(3):NO" , posted Wed 1 Sep 05:27

Remember Rob the Robot from the NES golden age? That's how we'll play in the future, giving idle orders to a robot that plays the game in our stead.
"go Rob, pick the sack of rupees and slay the 3 monsters on your right"
"go Rob, hadouken that bastard till he dies"
"go Rob, eat the 10 remaining pacdots at the bottom of the maze"

Krzyzewski Man

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Red Carpet Regular Member++

"Re(4):NO" , posted Wed 1 Sep 05:51

quote:
I might not be fully operational yet, I read this as "Shouldn't you be somewhere verbally spanking with Silky Johnson".
Hum. hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm.

Oh, I think you're totally operational, you little nugglesnoosh.

The resident lapsed Catholic progressive absurdist.

Ishmael

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Red Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Member

"Re(5):NO" , posted Wed 1 Sep 07:02

I'm hoping all games in the future will be controlled via brain waves so I can imitate Psycho Mantis and yell "Watch me move this controller with the power of my mind!" every time I play a game. People will probably view me as senile and stupid but I'll be so old at that point that I really won't care what people think about me.

Joe Randel
216th Post

Frequent Customer

"Re(4):NO" , posted Wed 1 Sep 07:07

quote:
Remember Rob the Robot from the NES golden age? That's how we'll play in the future, giving idle orders to a robot that plays the game in our stead.
"go Rob, pick the sack of rupees and slay the 3 monsters on your right"
"go Rob, hadouken that bastard till he dies"
"go Rob, eat the 10 remaining pacdots at the bottom of the maze"

That could make fighting games hard to play.

"Go Rob, Jump forward fierce kick, duck jab punch jab punch jab punch, ducking fierce kick, overhead attack, block, parry parry, HADOU-KEN!!"

Never underestimate the power of a crowd of stupid people...

sushi_bunny

310th Post

Bronze Customer

"Bloke-azz sexuar chocorate!" , posted Wed 1 Sep 08:44:

quote:
I might not be fully operational yet, I read this as "Shouldn't you be somewhere verbally spanking with Silky Johnson".
Hum. hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm.

"You rook rike bloke - ass sexuar chocorate!"

-Mr Roboto

-s

[this message was edited by sushi_bunny on Wed 1 Sep 09:05]

sushi_bunny

310th Post

Bronze Customer

"Re(1):Bloke-azz sexuar chocorate!" , posted Wed 1 Sep 09:09

quote:
I might not be fully operational yet, I read this as "Shouldn't you be somewhere verbally spanking with Silky Johnson".
Hum. hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm.

"You rook rike bloke - ass sexuar chocorate!"

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=afroninja.mpg

-Mr Roboto

-s

burning Ranger

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Red Carpet Regular Member++

"Re(1):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Wed 1 Sep 11:24

quote:
Hey Peoples,

I was wondering if we get old and stuff, and we want to play our favorite games again, (like PS 2, DC, etc), I wonder if there will be bigger, more ergonomic controllers for elderly people ... Or maybe no controllers and just holographic displays...

You will play games if General Zod lets you play games...

Advanced Cyborg E. Branger AKA Burning Ranger

"Never underestimate the predictabilty of stupidity." -Vinnie Jones from SNATCH

sushi_bunny

312th Post

Bronze Customer

"Re(2):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Wed 1 Sep 15:45

quote:
Wow, interesting topic. I have been thinking about this lately too. They already make some controllers that would be easier to use for older people right now.

Check out some of these

http://www.absalutegames.co.uk/assets/images/PS2_Pro_Stick.jpg

Hey Sano,
Saw your photo from the personals ad that that one chick had on craigslist, here's what I have to say:

"[b]You rook rike a bloke - ass sexuar chocorate!"

-s

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=afroninja.mpg

http://www.absalutegames.co.uk/assets/images/GC_Pro_Stick.jpg

Kikkoken

733th Post

Red Carpet Regular Member+

"Re(3):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Thu 2 Sep 02:16

Women will be used as controllers. And that' ll be about their chief function.

Iggy

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"Re(4):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Thu 2 Sep 02:27

quote:
Women will be used as controllers. And that' ll be about their chief function.

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD LIKE THIS !
For plenty of reasons.

Krzyzewski Man

881th Post

Red Carpet Regular Member++

"Re(5):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Thu 2 Sep 05:09

quote:
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD LIKE THIS !
For plenty of reasons.

But no good ones.

The resident lapsed Catholic progressive absurdist.

Iggy

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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(6):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Thu 2 Sep 09:41

quote:
For plenty of reasons.

But no good ones.

If women are controllers, then what would be the use of the trance vibrator ?
Do you want a trance vibrator that just goes in the controler ? Do you want a world without any Trance Vibrator ? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, KRZYZEWSKI ???

Maou

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Copper Customer

"Re(7):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Thu 2 Sep 14:18

quote:
Do you want a world without any Trance Vibrator ? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, KRZYZEWSKI ???

O Boukyou no Senritsu, what have you wraught?

邪神モッコスよ、力を我に！！

Krzyzewski Man

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Red Carpet Regular Member++

"Re(7):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Thu 2 Sep 17:06

quote:
If women are controllers, then what would be the use of the trance vibrator ?
Do you want a trance vibrator that just goes in the controler ? Do you want a world without any Trance Vibrator ? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, KRZYZEWSKI ???

IS THAT WHAT I WANT? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT! IF I HAD IT MY WAY, I'D NEVER GO TO CLASS! I'D SIT AT HOME, WATCH 'TENACIOUS D: THE COMPLETE MASTERWORKS' 50 TIMES, EAT SANDWICHES, AND HAVE SEX WITH POISON ALL FUCKING DAY!!! THEN I'D DRESS UP AS A CLOWN, AND SURPRISE KIDS AT SCHOOL - BY EATING THEM!!! THEN I'D PUKE IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATRE, AND JUST WAIT FOR SOMEBODY TO STEP IN IT!!! MAKE 'EM FALL DOWN AND CRACK THEIR SKULLS!!! THAT'S FUNNY!!!

...

WU-TANG!!!!!

The resident lapsed Catholic progressive absurdist.

Iggy

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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(8):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Thu 2 Sep 23:57

quote:
IS THAT WHAT I WANT? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT! IF I HAD IT MY WAY, I'D NEVER GO TO CLASS! I'D SIT AT HOME, WATCH 'TENACIOUS D: THE COMPLETE MASTERWORKS' 50 TIMES, EAT SANDWICHES, AND HAVE SEX WITH POISON ALL FUCKING DAY!!! THEN I'D DRESS UP AS A CLOWN, AND SURPRISE KIDS AT SCHOOL - BY EATING THEM!!! THEN I'D PUKE IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATRE, AND JUST WAIT FOR SOMEBODY TO STEP IN IT!!! MAKE 'EM FALL DOWN AND CRACK THEIR SKULLS!!! THAT'S FUNNY!!!

...Yeah, but where would you plug the transe vibrator if Poison is pre-op ?

Oroch

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Red Carpet Regular Member

"Re(9):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Fri 3 Sep 05:23:

quote:

...Yeah, but where would you plug the transe vibrator if Poison is pre-op ?

edit: i just realized that i wasnt supposed to answer that

真剣勝負

[this message was edited by Oroch on Fri 3 Sep 05:24]

Krzyzewski Man

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"Re(10):Game Controllers in the year 2069.." , posted Fri 3 Sep 05:48

quote:

...Yeah, but where would you plug the transe vibrator if Poison is pre-op ?

edit: i just realized that i wasnt supposed to answer that

Actually, go right ahead.

The resident lapsed Catholic progressive absurdist.