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|  "You Pick the KOF Movie Actors (just for fun)"
, posted Wed 18 Aug 14:27
First some ground rules for this thread:
1. This is just a thread for fun, there's isn't an actual KOF movie in development. Okay! This is just for fun, no real KOF movie in development! Get that through your head!
2. I know a KOF anime would be a lot better then a live action movie, but this is a thread on what actors you would pick for a live action KOF. Just for fun.
3. You must provide a link to any actor you nominate for a character role. This is so members (such as myself) who are not wholly familiar with Asian cinema, can place a face to the actor your nominating. Afterall, most KOF characters are Asian.
4. Have fun. But I guess that's a given.
Anyway, I'll start off.
Seth: DMX Eh. Either that or Mr. Big, but I know of another actor that looks just like Big but I can't remember his name.
Kim: Tom Cruise I'm just messing with you.
Kula: Chiaki Kuriyama C'mon, she has to be someone. Might as well be Kula.
Geese: Rutger Hauer Just put a lot of de-aging make up. And cut his hair short like in Blade Runner. His CvS2 art is basically a copy of Rutger in his younger years anyway.
Heidern: Richard Crenna I just remember this guy as the colonel from Rambo. Which makes me think...
Ralph: Sylvester Stallone HA HA. Okay, these last three are way too old.
Clark: Dolph Lundgren Dolph fought Sly in Rocky IV. Okay, now I'm acting like a fool.
Chin: Jackie Chan?
I couldn't think of any good American actors for the other roles like Terry, Andy, Blue Mary etc. Matt Damon is sort of like an action movie star and he's young but also, blah.
As for themes for the teams, I could see "Defy You" by the Offspring as the theme for Kyo's team. Any random Rage Against the Machine song could be the theme for K' team. Any random Prodigy song could be the theme for the Ikari or Korea team.
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| Tashoku Kisune 2166th Post
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| "Re(1):You Pick the KOF Movie Actors (just for" , posted Wed 18 Aug 15:37
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First some ground rules for this thread:
1. This is just a thread for fun, there's isn't an actual KOF movie in development. Okay! This is just for fun, no real KOF movie in development! Get that through your head!
2. I know a KOF anime would be a lot better then a live action movie, but this is a thread on what actors you would pick for a live action KOF. Just for fun.
3. You must provide a link to any actor you nominate for a character role. This is so members (such as myself) who are not wholly familiar with Asian cinema, can place a face to the actor your nominating. Afterall, most KOF characters are Asian.
4. Have fun. But I guess that's a given.
Anyway, I'll start off.
Seth: DMX Eh. Either that or Mr. Big, but I know of another actor that looks just like Big but I can't remember his name.
Kim: Tom Cruise I'm just messing with you.
Kula: Chiaki Kuriyama C'mon, she has to be someone. Might as well be Kula.
Geese: Rutger Hauer Just put a lot of de-aging make up. And cut his hair short like in Blade Runner. His CvS2 art is basically a copy of Rutger in his younger years anyway.
Heidern: Richard Crenna I just remember this guy as the colonel from Rambo. Which makes me think...
Ralph: Sylvester Stallone HA HA. Okay, these last three are way too old.
Clark: Dolph Lundgren Dolph fought Sly in Rocky IV. Okay, now I'm acting like a fool.
Chin: Jackie Chan?
I couldn't think of any good American actors for the other roles like Terry, Andy, Blue Mary etc. Matt Damon is sort of like an action movie star and he's young but also, blah.
As for themes for the teams, I could see "Defy You" by the Offspring as the theme for Kyo's team. Any random Rage Against the Machine song could be the theme for K' team. Any random Prodigy song could be the theme for the Ikari or Korea team.
I agree with you on the Kula part. In fact, when I first saw her that was one of the first thoughts on my mind. It was probably the hair. XD
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| Dr Baghead 3202th Post
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| "Re(1):You Pick the KOF Movie Actors (just for" , posted Wed 18 Aug 22:11:
I've got the PERFECT cast! Incidentally I loved Catwoman, can't wait to see Jack Black as the Green Lantern, and think everyone cast in Batman Begins is crap except for Ra's Al Ghoul who's perfect!!!
Japan Team:
Kyo: Freddy Prince Jr.
Yuki: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Benimaru: Mathew Lilard
Lilard and Prince are todays Abid and Costallo!!! And Goro is so boring, so I completely changed Yuki's character from shy non-combative girlfriend type to smart ass warrior who keeps mocking Kyo's man hood.
Fatal Fury Team:
Terry: Owen Wilson
Andy: Luke Wilson
Joe: Ben Stiller
Look out Japan Team, because Owen and Stiller are the new Lor-L and Har-D!!! and Holy Shit!!! Did you see the Bogard brothers are being played by the Wilson brothers?!? now THAT'S genius!!!
Lady Team:
King: Ellen Degenerous
Mai: Carmen Elektra
May Lee: Paris Hilton
Because we had to make the character work for Ellen to play her, King has been turned from a strong fighter to a coward to makes snappy remarks to avoid fights, also because Ellen's gay King will sneak peaks at her team mates chest and favor Yuri over Ryo. Mai has no relationship with Andy, in fact they don't know each other, since Carmen is too hot to even talk to Luke Wilson, it was a pointless sub-plot in the games no one noticed anyway... and May Lee is Paris since she's the in thing right now
Ikari Team:
Ralf: Johnny Knockville
Clark: Steve-O
Leona: Lucy Lu
Heidern: Robert DeNiro
See Ralf and Clark are totally inept soldiers who do risky things to try and influtrate Rugal's headquaters and get hurt doing so! Leona is annoying bitch who doesn't do anything, like any Lucy Lu character. And Heidern might seem like a good cast... but DeNiro is just channeling his role as Fearless Leader from Rocky and Bullwinkle
Special Team:
Blue Mary: Cameron Diaz
Yamazaki: Chirstopher Walken
Billy Kane: Ray Parks
These guys were the closest attempt at real casting made. Cameron Diaz has done fighting in movies before and played a blond girl named Mary, but plays the character as a ditz. Walken brings a level of psycho creepy to Yamazaki you'd except but fails to bring his physical mence do to his small bulid. and Ray Parks brings a British accent and awesome bo-staff skills to the role of Billy, but really can't act.... they're all killed after 3 minutes of screen time.
Boss team:
Geese Howard: Jet Li
Krauser: Steve Segal
Mr.Big: Hulk Hogan
sure you complain they're all the wrong races now, but when you see the movie you'll find they're the only redeeming factors... them and Collin Farrel as Shingo
Psycho Soliders:
Athena: Hillary Duff
Kensou: Frankie Munez
Bao: Johnathan Lipnicky
Hurry!! we only got 3 weeks until they hit puberty and no one likes anymore!!!
Iori team:
Iori: Ashton Kutchur
Mature: Rebecca Romijn (-Stamos)
Eiji: Sean Austin
Vice is not mentioned at all, but don't worry Mature still has a lover in Iori... both he and Eiji are frat boys by day who see KoF as sort of Fight Club they enter at night
Kuryogen Team:
Ryo: Alien
Robert: Freddy Krugger
Yuri: Predator
Takuma: Jason Vorhees
Marco: a Grabiod from Tremors
PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!!!! WHOEVER WINS WE LOSE!!!
and of course:
TEAM RUGAL!!!
Rugal: the Rock
Kyo's dad who's name I forgot: Pat Morita
Goenitz: Viggo Mortansin
perfect? yes, I'd have to agree it is.
EDIT!!!
Oppsie Daisy! I forgot Korea Team:
Kim: Bruce Campbelle
Chang: Kevin Smith
Choi: Jason Mewes
Jhoon (or whatever): Fabio
yeah it's not funny
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| Hungrywolf 2952th Post
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| "Re(2):You Pick the KOF Movie Actors (just for" , posted Wed 18 Aug 22:35
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I've got the PERFECT cast! Incidentally I loved Catwoman, can't wait to see Jack Black as the Green Lantern, and think everyone cast in Batman Begins is crap except for Ra's Al Ghoul who's perfect!!!
Japan Team:
Kyo: Freddy Prince Jr.
Yuki: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Benimaru: Mathew Lilard
Lilard and Prince are todays Abid and Costallo!!! And Goro is so boring, so I completely changed Yuki's character from shy non-combative girlfriend type to smart ass warrior who keeps mocking Kyo's man hood.
Fatal Fury Team:
Terry: Owen Wilson
Andy: Luke Wilson
Joe: Ben Stiller
Look out Japan Team, because Owen and Stiller are the new Lor-L and Har-D!!! and Holy Shit!!! Did you see the Bogard brothers are being played by the Wilson brothers?!? now THAT'S genius!!!
Lady Team:
King: Ellen Degenerous
Mai: Carmen Elektra
May Lee: Paris Hilton
Because we had to make the character work for Ellen to play her, King has been turned from a strong fighter to a coward to makes snappy remarks to avoid fights, also because Ellen's gay King will sneak peaks at her team mates chest and favor Yuri over Ryo. Mai has no relationship with Andy, in fact they don't know each other, since Carmen is too hot to even talk to Luke Wilson, it was a pointless sub-plot in the games no one noticed anyway... and May Lee is Paris since she's the in thing right now
Ikari Team:
Ralf: Johnny Knockville
Clark: Steve-O
Leona: Lucy Lu
Heidern: Robert DeNiro
See Ralf and Clark are totally inept soldiers who do risky things to try and influtrate Rugal's headquaters and get hurt doing so! Leona is annoying bitch who doesn't do anything, like any Lucy Lu character. And Heidern might seem like a good cast... but DeNiro is just channeling his role as Fearless Leader from Rocky and Bullwinkle
Special Team:
Blue Mary: Cameron Diaz
Yamazaki: Chirstopher Walken
Billy Kane: Ray Parks
These guys were the closest attempt at real casting made. Cameron Diaz has done fighting in movies before and played a blond girl named Mary, but plays the character as a ditz. Walken brings a level of psycho creepy to Yamazaki you'd except but fails to bring his physical mence do to his small bulid. and Ray Parks brings a British accent and awesome bo-staff skills to the role of Billy, but really can't act.... they're all killed after 3 minutes of screen time.
Boss team:
Geese Howard: Jet Li
Krauser: Steve Segal
Mr.Big: Hulk Hogan
sure you complain they're all the wrong races now, but when you see the movie you'll find they're the only redeeming factors... them and Collin Farrel as Shingo
Psycho Soliders:
Athena: Hillary Duff
Kensou: Frankie Munez
Bao: Johnathan Lipnicky
Hurry!! we only got 3 weeks until they hit puberty and no one likes anymore!!!
Iori team:
Iori: Ashton Kutchur
Mature: Rebecca Romain (-Stamos)
Eiji: Sean Austin
Vice is not mentioned at all, but don't worry Mature still has a lover in Iori... both he and Eiji are frat boys by day who see KoF as sort of Fight Club they enter at night
Kuryogen Team:
Ryo: Alien
Robert: Freddy Krugger
Yuri: Predator
Takuma: Jason Vorhees
Marco: a Grabiod from Tremors
PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!!!! WHOEVER WINS WE LOSE!!!
and of course:
TEAM RUGAL!!!
Rugal: the Rock
Kyo's dad who's name I forgot: Pat Morita
Goenitz: Viggo Mortansin
perfect? yes, I'd have to agree it is.
Nice list, Baghead, I'd pay to see that movie! Who wouldn't! And any movie with Pat Morita is good. I AM serious about that. Really. Well, serious that I like Pat Morita. I DO like the Karate Kid movies. I'll stop talking now.
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| Iggy 4142th Post
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| "Re(4):You Pick the KOF Movie Actors (just for" , posted Thu 19 Aug 12:47
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Really? or are you just making stuff up to trick me because I'm stupid?
Well, it was subtle gay-undertext, but it was definitely there.
Well, Andy and Ryo (not sure about Ryo) also had that kind of subliminal messages in their very first settings.
It was changed quickly, and, for King, her weird affection for Ryo appeared in 99. I want to believe it's nothing more than friendship (their ending in 00 may say likewise ?)
Oh, well, for what we will see of it in the game... I would love to see King's girlfriend appear in KOF (and I'm sure a few horny teenagers would like it as well), but it's quite unlikely.
Plus, if it happenned, she would probably date some lame characters like Malin.
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| Sano 1041th Post
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| "Re(2):You Pick the KOF Movie Actors (just for" , posted Thu 19 Aug 14:15
Me personally, good or bad, I just want to see a KOF Anime for the principal of the thing. There's already an Anime on AOF, FF, and Samurai Spirits. To not have at least one Anime good or bad regarding KOF is almost like a crime due to it's popularity.
So far for SNK, they only had two bad Animes. Art of Fighting and the fist Samurai Spirits Anime. The rest of them were great.
The only good Fighting Game Live Action Movie that was watchable was Mortal Kombat 1. SF and MK2 sucked. The only good Video Game Movies (good mind you, not great) have been MK1 and Resident Evil 1. I kind of don't consider the Final Fantasy CGI Movie a Video Game Movie since it's FAR REMOVED from all FF Games, but I enjoyed it as a Movie itself.
So in short, I just feel a KOF Anime has a greater chance of being good then a Live Action Movie does.
Yes, the AOF Anime sucked, and so did the first Samurai Spirits Anime. What happened? SNK learned from their mistakes (making Animes not even remotly like the games) and banged out the AWESOME Samurai Spirits 2 OVAs. So by the time they'd make a KOF Anime, I'm sure they've learned their lessons.
On a personal note, it justs urks me when Capcom and SNK do crossovers and almost everyone on the Capcom side has been in an Anime while hardly anyone on the SNK side has. They have so many great characters, seriously, what a waiste... Playmore needs to get on the ball and give us a KOF Anime ESPECIALLY since the current crop of Anime really sucks and those of us who like serious Martial Arts Animes such as Fist of the North Star and the like really don't have too much to watch in this Genre. And don't even get me started on the new Fist of the North Star OVAS...
I posted all this just be an even bigger jerk anyways, LOL! LOL! LOL!
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