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Minuteman
185th Post

Regular Customer

"OT: Your very own cyborg name" , posted Sun 15 Aug 10:11

[url= http://www.cyborgname.com/]Link Here

Don't think I've seen this here yet. It's fun and a nice way to waste time here on a lazy Sunday. Enjoy!

Here is mine:

M.I.N.U.T.E.M.A.N.: Machine Intended for Nullification and Ultimate Troubleshooting/Electronic Mechanical Assassination Neohuman

Or (real name)

B.R.I.A.N.: Biomechanical Robotic Individual Assembled for Nullification

Woot!

Replies:

NeoRyu

1004th Post

Red Carpet Premium Member

"Re(1):OT: Your very own cyborg name" , posted Sun 15 Aug 10:22

N.E.O.R.Y.U.: Networked Electronic Online Repair and Yelling Unit

C.O.R.Y.: Construct Optimized for Repair and Yelling

This is silly, but fun.

Fuu is a cutie!!

Evenor
57th Post

Occasional Customer

"Re(2):OT: Your very own cyborg name" , posted Sun 15 Aug 11:28

E.V.E.N.O.R.: Electronic Vigilant Exploration and Nocturnal Observation Replicant

M.O.S.K.O.S.: Mechanical Organism Skilled in Killing and Online Sabotage

Hmm, sounds about right.

毎日毎晩今でも欠かさず絶頂に上りイッテおります！

IkariDC
180th Post

Regular Customer

"Re(3):OT: Your very own cyborg name" , posted Sun 15 Aug 12:20

I.K.A.R.I.D.C.: Intelligent Kinetic Android Responsible for Infiltration and Dangerous Calculation

I.K.E.R.: Intelligent Killing and Exploration Replicant

Mmmm, let's try something else...

N.A.M.E.N.N.A.Y.O.: Networked Artificial Machine Engineered for Nullification/Networked Android Yearning for Observation

What?

Iggy

4080th Post

Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(1):OT: Your very own cyborg name" , posted Sun 15 Aug 12:25

U.R.Y.Y.Y.Y.Y.: Upgraded Robotic Youth Yearning for Yelling and Yearly Yardwork

Hum.

Dr Baghead

3192th Post

Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(1):OT: Your very own cyborg name" , posted Sun 15 Aug 12:45

D.R. B.A.G.H.E.A.D.: Digital Replicant/Biomechanical Artificial Guardian Hardwired for Exploration and Accurate Destruction

or real name:
E.R.I.C.: Electronic Robotic Infiltration Construct

yeah it's not funny

Iggy

4081th Post

Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(2):OT: Your very own cyborg name" , posted Sun 15 Aug 12:46

quote:
or real name:
E.R.I.C.

OH MY GOD THE PLOT TWIST !!!!

Dr Baghead

3193th Post

Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(3):OT: Your very own cyborg name" , posted Sun 15 Aug 12:51

quote:
or real name:
E.R.I.C.
OH MY GOD THE PLOT TWIST !!!!

well that's not new information.

Most people here have known for sometime I share a first name with my mortal foe....

if you want to present us with a ground breaking plot twist figure out which one of us is the real Eric, and which is the 'evil Eric' sent to destory the other one! (the answer my surprise you! dun dun duuuuunnnnn!!!)

yeah it's not funny

Iggy

4083th Post

Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(4):OT: Your very own cyborg name" , posted Sun 15 Aug 13:00

quote:
well that's not new information.

How could I know, I read neither of your posts !

I imagine all this more like a schizophreniac madness. I also think you are Mister Hyde.

Dr Baghead

3195th Post

Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(5):OT: Your very own cyborg name" , posted Sun 15 Aug 13:28

quote:
well that's not new information.
How could I know, I read neither of your posts !

ZING!! I got BURNED!!

quote:
I imagine all this more like a schizophreniac madness. I also think you are Mister Hyde.

Cool!! I'm in the LXG!!!!

yeah it's not funny

dorikyasu

720th Post

Red Carpet Regular Member

"Ytterbium???" , posted Sun 15 Aug 13:58

D.O.R.I.K.Y.A.S.U.: Device Optimized for Repair and Intensive Killing/Ytterbium Artificial Sabotage Unit

Ytterbium?? lol

"Let me tell you what entertainment is: Violence. Sex. Friendship. Death. Surprise. Betrayal. Dancing."
- Tomonobu Itagaki

EternalNewbie
125th Post

Regular Customer

"Re(1):Ytterbium???" , posted Sun 15 Aug 14:56

Had to break my nick down into two.
E.T.E.R.N.A.L.: Electronic Transforming Entity Responsible for Nocturnal Assassination and Learning
N.E.W.B.I.E.: Networked Electronic Worker Built for Infiltration and Exploration

EternalNewbie:
The Hachishinkan -- The Weil Numbers.

Undead Fred

1852th Post

Silver Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Executive

"Re(2):Ytterbium???" , posted Sun 15 Aug 15:46

U.N.D.E.A.D. F.R.E.D.: Upgraded Networked Device Engineered for Assassination and Destruction/Functional Robotic Exploration Device

Tashoku Kisune

2165th Post

Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(1):OT: Your very own cyborg name" , posted Sun 15 Aug 16:53

Awwww.... it likes me. It thinks I'm cool.

T.A.S.H.O.K.U.: Transforming Artificial Soldier Hardwired for Online Killing and Utility

C.A.S.S.I.E.: Cybernetic Android Skilled in Scientific Infiltration and Exploration

If I'm not going around killing things, apparently, I'm infiltrating! XD

Hungrywolf

2944th Post

Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(2):OT: Your very own cyborg name" , posted Sun 15 Aug 17:34

H.U.N.G.R.Y.W.O.L.F.- Humanoid Used for Nullification and Galactic Repair/Ytterbium Worker Optimized for Logical Fighting

R.Y.A.N.- Robotic Ytterbium Assassination Neohuman

Hungry Like the Wolf

Krzyzewski Man

835th Post

Red Carpet Regular Member+

"AND NOW... THE CYBORG SEVEN! (And leader)" , posted Sun 15 Aug 19:18

The Cyborg Seven... the greatest multipurpose mechanoid unit the universe has ever known! Led by #0, the greatest of all Cyborgs, they have the POWAAAAAAAAA!!!!

#1, the Field General: G.L.E.N.N., General Lifeform Engineered for Nullification and Negotiation!

#2, the Undead Ninja: K.R.Z.Y.Z.E.W.S.K.I., Kinetic Robotic Zealous Yelling Zombie/Electronic Worker Skilled in Killing and Infiltration!

#3 and #4, the Judo Twins: L.I.L.J.O.N., Lifelike Individual Limited to Judo and Online Nullification; and S.U.I.J.A., Synthetic Unit Intended for Judo and Assassination!

#5, the Plucky Sidekick: C.H.U.B.B.Y.K.I.N.S., Cybernetic Humanoid Used for Basic Battle/Youth Keen on Infiltration and Nocturnal Sabotage!

#6, the Assassinating Repairman: O.P.E.R.A.M.A.N., Organism Programmed for Efficient Repair and Assassination/Mechanical Artificial Neohuman!

#7, the Assassinating Prostitute: B.L.A.A.A.A.A.R.G., Biomechanical Lifeform Assembled for Assassination and Analysis/Artificial Android Responsible for Gratification!

And their leader, #0, the Android Supreme: K.U.S.A.R.E.G.E.D.O., Kinetic Unit Skilled in Assassination and Repair/Electronic Galactic Exploration and Destruction Organism!

The resident lapsed Catholic progressive absurdist.

Burning Ranger

897th Post

Red Carpet Regular Member++

"I'm the Original..." , posted Sun 15 Aug 19:23

You all know that I'm the original MMCafe resident Cyborg, right?

B.R.A.N.G.E.R.: Biomechanical Robotic Android Normally for Galactic Exploration and Repair

Advanced Cyborg E. Branger AKA Burning Ranger

"Never underestimate the predictabilty of stupidity." -Vinnie Jones from SNATCH

Daala

969th Post

Red Carpet Regular Member++

"Re(1):I'm the Original..." , posted Sun 15 Aug 19:30

okay????

D.A.A.L.A.: Digital Artificial Android Limited to Assassination

KumagaiToshiro
81th Post

Occasional Customer

"Re(2):I'm the Original..." , posted Mon 16 Aug 00:05

K.U.M.A.G.A.I.: Kinetic Upgraded Machine Assembled for Galactic Assassination and Infiltration

T.O.S.H.I.R.O.: Transforming Obedient Soldier Hardwired for Infiltration and Rational Observation

T.O.D.D.: Technician Optimized for Destruction and Deduction

Pretty bad-ass across the board with mine.

"Jill Sandwich!" "Right!"

OrochiChris
62th Post

Occasional Customer

"Re(3):I'm the Original..." , posted Mon 16 Aug 03:23:

C.H.R.I.S. - Cybernetic Humanoid Responsible for Infiltration and Sabotage

and because I felt like it:

K.O.M.U.G.I. - Kinetic Obedient Machine Used for Galactic Infiltration

M.O.N.A. - Machine Optimized for Nocturnal Assassination

Cathy: オー！　バイオレンス！アーユー　ヒール？
ワッチュアネーム？

Shinobu: な、なんだぁ！？くっ...でけぇ... 一体何食ってやがんだぁ！？
えぇい！　日本に来たら、日本語喋れってんだっ！

[this message was edited by OrochiChris on Mon 16 Aug 03:24]

ZamIAm

1355th Post

Red Carpet Executive Member

"Re(4):I'm the Original..." , posted Mon 16 Aug 06:05

Z.A.M.U.E.L.: Zeta Artificial Mathematics and Ultimate Exploration Lifeform

Idiocy
Reigns
On
Nappy
Dimension

Jigsaw
237th Post

Frequent Customer

"Re(5):I'm the Original..." , posted Mon 16 Aug 07:38

J.O.S.E.F.: Judge Optimized for Sabotage and Efficient Fighting

J.I.G.S.A.W.: Journeying Individual Generated for Sabotage and Accurate Warfare

Mosquiton

1309th Post

Red Carpet Executive Member

"FEAR THE EVIL VAGINA" , posted Mon 16 Aug 14:55:

The more of these names I see the less cool they seem with the repetition, but every once in a while you see one that just makes sense... BEHOLD!

V.A.G.I.N.A.: Vigilant Android Generated for Infiltration and Nocturnal Assassination

The arch-enemy of...

D.I.N.G.A.L.I.N.G.: Digital Intelligent Nocturnal Gratification Android/Lifeform Intended for Nocturnal Gratification

All thanks to the word nocturnal. On that note, also try c*&%

/ / /

[this message was edited by Mosquiton on Mon 16 Aug 14:59]

OmegaDog

1337th Post

Red Carpet Executive Member

"ROBOT DOG goes to obedience school" , posted Mon 16 Aug 20:13

O.M.E.G.A.D.O.G.: Obedient Machine Engineered for Galactic Assassination/Device Optimized for Gratification

Gyu hu hu~ <3

"I must pay for my past sins... Let's fight!""I have no choice. You will lose!" | CCT: NEXT STAGE IS 19 |

Noh Agents
7th Post

New Customer

"i am NOT making this up" , posted Tue 17 Aug 10:30

N.O.H. A.G.E.N.T.S.
Networked Obedient Humanoid

Artificial Guardian Engineered for Nocturnal Troubleshooting and Sabotage

and my real MIDDLE name

K.U.C.L.I.T.

Kinetic Unit Calibrated for Logical Infiltration and Troubleshooting

if anyone wonders, i am Asian. i am not related to Kumar. but i do have a friend named Kumar, i never thought that i would see his name on billboard in America. maybe in India but never in America.