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| Iggy 4060th Post
 
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
    
    
     
     
     
|  "The MMC's bizarre adventure"
, posted Fri 13 Aug 04:01:
Episode 1 : Zangief wants to live peacefully.
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＿ ┐ ／
/ 'rlご ┥ .,,,、 <It's been a long time, hasn't it ?
| |ﾞ ｀jｴ |〈ﾞ',）
ﾞl,,,i´ ／,/,ﾉ"r
,r㍉,ノ''こ!､,,┴．
| ‘''く′ ,／ │
.r'ﾍ,、 ｀'ｲﾞ＞'"
.厂|,`'-,, .|'ヽ、
_ ,, - ､_
`i' il_, -ー-､_ヽ、
r'' o ; ; ` ､ヽ
_/ , ,r _, __,,r=､;! l
(､_，_ノ(。）､ ,,`ミi5)i )'!
,iﾂ ､_,,`_,,､_,_ `; iノ ヽ、
､ｰﾆ=ﾆ二､_ ,, i' ,-! ゞ,彡` ､ < You... You are... "Guile" ! Why are you here ? What have you done in these 15 years ?
ﾐ`!ﾆ,二, i、 ` _,, =" ￣ `＼
,ﾉ '"= il `ー' __,,ｨ'',r'' ＼､_
`ー-ーTー''ﾌ, - ー''' ,､ =-､ 'i ` ､
_ﾉ, -'' ＿,,, .. ,,,./ i ヽ i ヽ
／／ ＝-－--ｯ _` ､ li i､
;;;,r'''" / /／ `､i {! 彡 ,ヽ,
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
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. __｀ヽ ,トr,' ´ ,.へ,
. ,ｲ,ｨ'⌒"ﾞf''ト､!ヽ, ィﾞ ./ , _-_‐_‐ - ､
バ, k,ゝ└ト､└ ''ﾞ ,ｽ ´''~ .｀Y ＼ SONIC BOOM !
j､ ` ｰク'ー-‐ぅ7',´ ,ﾉf⌒ヽ, ＿__ ,ノ 〉
.f｀'｀ｰ-R,,__ ｀'<,ｸﾞ. ゝ､ . ／
| ､ ｀' .､ ｀" ''''''''''' "´
', . ',__ ﾞY
', | ', .|
,r''ﾞ~ 〉 . い |
,rｧ弋 _,ｧ-‐'ﾞ ｀'i"~i!
ぃ_f_⌒"´. ,ﾄ､入_
｀'.ｰ┘. └┴‐‐｀'
_ ,, - ､_
`i' il_, -ー-､_ヽ、
r'' o ; ; ` ､ヽ
_/ , ,r _, __,,r=､;! l
(､_，_ノ(。）､ ,,`ミi5)i )'!
,iﾂ ､_,,`_,,､_,_ `; iノ ヽ、
､ｰﾆ=ﾆ二､_ ,, i' ,-! ゞ,彡` ､
ﾐ`!ﾆ,二, i、 ` _,, =" ￣ `＼ A projectile ! I have to block !
,ﾉ '"= il `ー' __,,ｨ'',r'' ＼､_ Hey, wait a minute... why is he shooting a sonic boom at this distance...
`ー-ーTー''ﾌ, - ー''' ,､ =-､ 'i ` ､ Is it what my grand father told me about ?
_ﾉ, -'' ＿,,, .. ,,,./ i ヽ i ヽ the projectile you shouldn't block ?
／／ ＝-－--ｯ _` ､ li i､ If you block it, you will continue to take cheap damage and lose by time over...
;;;,r'''" / /／ `､i {! 彡 ,ヽ, I tought it was a stupid story at the time, but now...
r,''ﾍ＿
_,,,,_⊂-くノ｀ヽ,
＿ 〆_ﾞ'iｒ''⌒" ）
ξ⊂! っ》｀ く ∠＿__ You won't fool me ! I jump !
.''＼ﾉ''''‐｀｀ i､ ,ﾉ │,-ヽ7=､、 ,,rｰ'"`-、
＼＿ﾞl､,,,_,/ｉﾞ、 ,ﾉ 〈 ゛ ｀ﾇ⌒ )/=i､ l
｀ﾞﾞ'''"｀'ﾐ--/-,_ ´ /" ｀''
＼ .,,､｀lﾆﾝ-゛
＼__ノ
＿＿＿
＿ ┐ ／
/ 'rlご ┥ .,,,、
| |ﾞ ｀jｴ |〈ﾞ',）
ﾞl,,,i´ ／,/,ﾉ"r
,r㍉,ノ''こ!､,,┴．
| ‘''く′ ,／ │
.r'ﾍ,、 ｀'ｲﾞ＞'"
.厂|,`'-,, .|'ヽ、
[this message was edited by Iggy on Fri 13 Aug 11:55] |
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| Iggy 4060th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
| "Re(1):The MMC's bizarre adventure" , posted Fri 13 Aug 04:10:
Episode 2 : Farewell Russia
＿＿,, , , , _ ､ ,,, ... ,, _ ..,_ ー=､ ､ｰ-､`ヽ､、ヽ`!i' , ,i",r'",-'"=ミ `ヽ`ヾ`､ ! ヽ ! l! i! !_i_/_<'"`` `,ゝ､iliｰ'" "､,"､', i, ﾘ !/!,li ,;;-=o=-,ｯｨ=｡ｩｨ ＿_ i､`!', '; `ー /;;!i､''; ,! Do you think I hadn't foreseen you would do that ? ー''`ヽ`,ｰi'`''"!､ヽ , `一'､ / __ Do you think I didn't imagine you would do it to me ? `il `i ! ヽ､ ￣￣ / iヽ、/ ,.ヽ_ I have been holding  for 15 years for this moment ! i! !` `ｰｧ､-ｰ' ! ﾉ!トi,!'",ﾉ-､ ,..=､i! iヽ-､ rィ',;'!ヽー-､! `/_,i' _,.!'､ ーニｰ-､._ `ヽゞﾆ-､.;' i! ! , `ﾄ_ﾉ`x-'" ノ =ニヽ､ , `, /ヾ=ソ ﾉ !/ !､`ｰ`''イ､ -ｰ-､ `i, / / ヽ `イ_, i -'"￣`! ! ヽ ゝﾉ /-'" ` ' ! ヽ !
DODODODODODODODODODODODO
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r''''ilｰ-､ }.i⌒!i ヽ /_ `i/! /⌒i
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/ , ',=､`ヽ ヽ `T"=- !二ﾉ- !i,,_ !ﾊ/, `!
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{'ヾ,_`,,,',,,_ i ,ﾘｿi!￣ー- i! i;ﾚ'''ﾆ"ノ /／`ヽｉヽ､ ヽ,_ `-!i7!､_
Y<rﾆﾆｰ､;;;`^'ｰ'`i i! |,r i r iヽ ／ i, ヽi` `_/ﾉ !i !､ヽ、
!l:}-ﾆニｿ} ､ヾ＼_> i!, ,i!-ｰﾄi_! !'--､＿_,,ｨ'''"､_i_Tﾆ二-'ノ i i､`､ ヽ
,i;!`ｰTi`'ｰ"､ヽｨ''"t -`ーi! // `'''" ﾍ i}!` ー--ー'''" i l ヽ i i!
ヽi | i |__,,,..ソ i ー､,,i! ＿ｨｰ'''=i 1 i i!iヽ ﾉ / ! !i!
/ `ー'''￣ ）`i iー､_ ア''ｱ/ iV `＝i i!`ミー-==-'''"／ ! i/!
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┗┓┏┓┃ ── ＋ ←─Bolishoi Pavieda!
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＼へ〃＼／ヾ＼_ﾉ､ﾉ人 ,.-､ | |
＼|＼rj＼ヾ / ＼_ﾌ ,／ |! ﾘ |
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|ヽ-r＜￣`ヾr'￣ヽ / / / /
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ﾚ⌒＼!_ ｰ -{ ﾉ ｝ ／ ／ ／
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`i' il_, -ー-､_ヽ、
r'' o ; ; ` ､ヽ
_/ , ,r _, __,,r=､;! l
(､_，_ノ(。）､ ,,`ミi5)i )'!
,iﾂ ､_,,`_,,､_,_ `; iノ ヽ、
､ｰﾆ=ﾆ二､_ ,, i' ,-! ゞ,彡` ､
ﾐ`!ﾆ,二, i、 ` _,, =" ￣ `＼ Whaaaaat ?
,ﾉ '"= il `ー' __,,ｨ'',r'' ＼､_ What is it ?
`ー-ーTー''ﾌ, - ー''' ,､ =-､ 'i ` ､ Where is it sending me to ?
_ﾉ, -'' ＿,,, .. ,,,./ i ヽ i ヽ
／／ ＝-－--ｯ _` ､ li i､
;;;,r'''" / /／ `､i {! 彡 ,ヽ,
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, -ｰ '' ,, ,: :; ;;,ｨ､二ミ{- ､_ `ｰrj-､rェ- ､
;; ／ `ー<iく巛{ヽ_`ｰ､
, ;_,,∠_ _,,, ..,,..,, ,,,_ `ー-ｰミ `ｰ､_
`,, `ヽ、r''"､,ｰーｨ, `> ヽ ` ､ Go back to your homeland
ヽ ヾ､､ iニﾐd 'ﾟﾑﾟ`b''" _, ＞-=､ ,, } You too have a family...
ヽ -､ i ヽﾄニイｉ､__,..､-ーイ ノ_,,ノ"
`ｰ､ '''':;;, ` i /ー`ｰｪニﾉ -ヽi _ - '' ／
`､_ ` ! / ＿ ,}. _ _ i",, _,,r''
! ,' ／` - - ' ` ＝- i'',,テ'''
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
[this message was edited by Iggy on Fri 13 Aug 11:55] |
| Iggy 4060th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
| "Episode 5 : Vanessa is coming" , posted Fri 13 Aug 04:53:
Vanessa : Rick Strowd has been found in Southtown, KO-ed... He was heavily wounded, he won't be coming back in any game ever. I'm looking for the one who did that.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Vanessa : Miss Xian Fei... Nobody knows what Rick was doing there. But an agent saw YOU appearing in Real Bout 2. So I thought I would come and have a little chat with you... Let me ask you : HAVE YOU MET RICK IN REAL BOUT 2 ?
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Xian Fei : No. I have never met anyone called Rick Strowd.
Vanessa : You're not sweating... OK, I'll believe you. I have no more questions. Good bye, miss Xian Fei.
(Xian Fei, thinking she is free to go, jumps mindlessly above Vanessa, when her uppercut hits her)
Xian Fei : What... What is that ? I jumped far above her ! How is it possible !
Vanessa : It's Rick's "Hellion"... Since he wouldn't appear in any sequel, I thought he wouldn't mind if I take his move... [vanessa licks Xian Fei's face, covered with sweat] This taste... You've eaten chinese food today... Xian Fei !
[this message was edited by Iggy on Fri 13 Aug 11:56] |
| Gen 2652th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
| "Re(1):Episode 5 : Vanessa is coming" , posted Fri 13 Aug 05:24:
quote:
Vanessa : Rick Strowd has been found in Southtown, KO-ed... He was heavily wounded, he won't be coming back in any game ever. I'm looking for the one who did that.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Vanessa : Miss Xian Fei... Nobody knows what Rick was doing there. But an agent saw YOU appearing in Real Bout 2. So I thought I would come and have a little chat with you... Let me ask you : HAVE YOU MET RICK IN REAL BOUT 2 ?
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Xian Fei : No. I have never met anyone called Rick Strowd.
Vanessa : You're not sweating... OK, I'll believe you. I have no more questions. Good bye, miss Xian Fei.
(Xian Fei, thinking she is free to go, jumps mindlessly above Vanessa, when her uppercut hits her)
Xian Fei : What... What is that ? I jumped far above her ! How is it possible !
Vanessa : It's Rick's "Hellion"... Since he wouldn't appear in any sequel, I thought he wouldn't mind if I take his move... [vanessa licks Xian Fei's face, covered with sweat] This taste... You've eaten chinese food today... Xian Fei !
Wow
I didn't know how good of a detective Vanessa was
must train
Jocularity comedy sketch videos. If you check it out let me know what you think of them k?
[this message was edited by Gen on Fri 13 Aug 05:52] |
| Falikors
54th Post
Occasional Customer
| "Re(1):The MMC's bizarre adventure" , posted Fri 13 Aug 11:48
quote:
Episode 1 : Zangief wants to live peacefully.
＿＿＿
＿ ┐ ／
/ 'rlご ┥ .,,,、 <It's been a long time, hasn't it ?
| |ﾞ ｀jｴ |〈ﾞ',）
ﾞl,,,i´ ／,/,ﾉ"r
,r㍉,ノ''こ!､,,┴．
| ‘''く′ ,／ │
.r'ﾍ,、 ｀'ｲﾞ＞'"
.厂|,`'-,, .|'ヽ、
_ ,, - ､_
`i' il_, -ー-､_ヽ、
r'' o ; ; ` ､ヽ
_/ , ,r _, __,,r=､;! l
(､_，_ノ(。）､ ,,`ミi5)i )'!
,iﾂ ､_,,`_,,､_,_ `; iノ ヽ、
､ｰﾆ=ﾆ二､_ ,, i' ,-! ゞ,彡` ､ < You... You are... "Guile" ! Why are you here ? What have you done in these 15 years ?
ﾐ`!ﾆ,二, i、 ` _,, =" ￣ `＼
,ﾉ '"= il `ー' __,,ｨ'',r'' ＼､_
`ー-ーTー''ﾌ, - ー''' ,､ =-､ 'i ` ､
_ﾉ, -'' ＿,,, .. ,,,./ i ヽ i ヽ
／／ ＝-－--ｯ _` ､ li i､
;;;,r'''" / /／ `､i {! 彡 ,ヽ,
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
＿＿＿＿＿
. __｀ヽ ,トr,' ´ ,.へ,
. ,ｲ,ｨ'⌒"ﾞf''ト､!ヽ, ィﾞ ./ , _-_‐_‐ - ､
バ, k,ゝ└ト､└ ''ﾞ ,ｽ ´''~ .｀Y ＼ SONIC BOOM !
j､ ` ｰク'ー-‐ぅ7',´ ,ﾉf⌒ヽ, ＿__ ,ノ 〉
.f｀'｀ｰ-R,,__ ｀'<,ｸﾞ. ゝ､ . ／
| ､ ｀' .､ ｀" ''''''''''' "´
', . ',__ ﾞY
', | ', .|
,r''ﾞ~ 〉 . い |
,rｧ弋 _,ｧ-‐'ﾞ ｀'i"~i!
ぃ_f_⌒"´. ,ﾄ､入_
｀'.ｰ┘. └┴‐‐｀'
_ ,, - ､_
`i' il_, -ー-､_ヽ、
r'' o ; ; ` ､ヽ
_/ , ,r _, __,,r=､;! l
(､_，_ノ(。）､ ,,`ミi5)i )'!
,iﾂ ､_,,`_,,､_,_ `; iノ ヽ、
､ｰﾆ=ﾆ二､_ ,, i' ,-! ゞ,彡` ､
ﾐ`!ﾆ,二, i、 ` _,, =" ￣ `＼ A projectile ! I have to block !
,ﾉ '"= il `ー' __,,ｨ'',r'' ＼､_ Hey, wait a minute... why is he shooting a sonic boom at this distance...
`ー-ーTー''ﾌ, - ー''' ,､ =-､ 'i ` ､ Is it what my grand father told me about ?
_ﾉ, -'' ＿,,, .. ,,,./ i ヽ i ヽ the projectile you shouldn't block ?
／／ ＝-－--ｯ _` ､ li i､ If you block it, you will continue to take cheap damage and lose by time over...
;;;,r'''" / /／ `､i {! 彡 ,ヽ, I tought it was a stupid story at the time, but now...
r,''ﾍ＿
_,,,,_⊂-くノ｀ヽ,
＿ 〆_ﾞ'iｒ''⌒" ）
ξ⊂! っ》｀ く ∠＿__ You won't fool me ! I jump !
.''＼ﾉ''''‐｀｀ i､ ,ﾉ │,-ヽ7=､、 ,,rｰ'"`-、
＼＿ﾞl､,,,_,/ｉﾞ、 ,ﾉ 〈 ゛ ｀ﾇ⌒ )/=i､ l
｀ﾞﾞ'''"｀'ﾐ--/-,_ ´ /" ｀''
＼ .,,､｀lﾆﾝ-゛
＼__ノ
＿＿＿
＿ ┐ ／
/ 'rlご ┥ .,,,、
| |ﾞ ｀jｴ |〈ﾞ',）
ﾞl,,,i´ ／,/,ﾉ"r
,r㍉,ノ''こ!､,,┴．
| ‘''く′ ,／ │
.r'ﾍ,、 ｀'ｲﾞ＞'"
.厂|,`'-,, .|'ヽ、
Hahahaha Great stuff, 15 years... lmao
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| Shyeim
168th Post
Regular Customer
| "Re(1):Episode 5 : Vanessa is coming" , posted Fri 13 Aug 11:57
quote:
Vanessa : Rick Strowd has been found in Southtown, KO-ed... He was heavily wounded, he won't be coming back in any game ever. I'm looking for the one who did that.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Vanessa : Miss Xian Fei... Nobody knows what Rick was doing there. But an agent saw YOU appearing in Real Bout 2. So I thought I would come and have a little chat with you... Let me ask you : HAVE YOU MET RICK IN REAL BOUT 2 ?
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Xian Fei : No. I have never met anyone called Rick Strowd.
Vanessa : You're not sweating... OK, I'll believe you. I have no more questions. Good bye, miss Xian Fei.
(Xian Fei, thinking she is free to go, jumps mindlessly above Vanessa, when her uppercut hits her)
Xian Fei : What... What is that ? I jumped far above her ! How is it possible !
Vanessa : It's Rick's "Hellion"... Since he wouldn't appear in any sequel, I thought he wouldn't mind if I take his move... [vanessa licks Xian Fei's face, covered with sweat] This taste... You've eaten chinese food today... Xian Fei !
can you make some jokes about Playmore?
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| Iggy 4062th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
| "Short story : SNKP doesn't move" , posted Fri 13 Aug 12:26:
Q : What does Nowave represents for you ?
Imoya : Is it really a question the players want to ask ?
Q : Yes, it is.
Imoya : You're lying. You're asking this because it's what YOU are wondering. Stop asking stupid questions.
Q : what maker do you respect ?
Imoya : Capcom.
(Imoya is lying here. They don't think there exists such a thing as a more extraordinairy and unbelievably talented maker than themselves and make fun of every other maker).
Letters from players :
* Imoya's games are great ! Please continue to do your best ! (boy, 11 y)
* When I begin to play, I can't stop. Please sign (boy, 8 y)
* Your drawings are disgusting, Nona ! (student, 21y)
* I play 10 credits a week (girl, 15 y)
* Your games make me want to puke just by looking at them. The another colors are especially horrible. (boy, 17y)
* This is a cursed letter. You have 1 game left to make Angel come back (anonymous)
* Who do you think you are, assholes ! (Samurai Spirits players)
* I love you. Please marry me (OL, 28y)
[this message was edited by Iggy on Fri 13 Aug 12:29] |
| Iggy 4064th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
| "Episode 8 : Made in Heaven" , posted Fri 13 Aug 16:43
Pucci : When will people meet ? When will they breack up ? When will wars begin, who will you love, who will you hate, when will you have kids, who will grow up to become a criminal, who will grow up to become a genius ?
Now, the spirits of men will know what is going to happen, because they have experienced it in the past ! They will have "happiness" ! They are "prepared" for the future ! "Preparation" is "happiness" !
This is what I was searching ! This is the power I wanted !
[Pucci chooses Foxy and Lin with Seth and, Joe as strikers]
Prepare yourself ! preparation is happiness, Emporio ! It's for the good of all mankind, EMPORIOOOOOO!!!
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"A tale of 2003..." 