Next... Heīs going for Bloodrayne, with (a very naked) Kristana Loken and (a... not naked...) Ben Kinsley. Yes, Ben Kinsley is a part of a Uwe Boll movie.
Worst part? He wants to do Silent Hill too.
Must... Warn... Konami.
[this message was edited by beto on Tue 10 Aug 20:52]
Next... Heīs going for Bloodrayne, with (a very naked) Kristana Loken and (a... not naked...) Ben Kinsley. Yes, Ben Kinsley is a part of a Uwe Boll movie.
Worst part? He wants to do Silent Hill too.
Must... Warn... Konami.
That was great. It reminded me of the shitty parody skit that SNL throws in at the end since they know no one is still watching.
Best part was when she lobbed her knife at the old guy and it immediately embeded itself in his chest.
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"Re(1):Uwe Bollīs Legacy: Alone in the Dark Tr"
, posted Tue 10 Aug 22:56
The only reason for Uwe Boll's existence is to give even the worst film student hope that he can make it in the industry.
Uwe just seems like a living parody of a filmmaker. Take, for example, when he defends House of the Dead:
quote:I did not made a ZOMBIE movie alone - I made a game based movie. So the game is an action shooter game where you kill zombies - and if you really compare my movie to movies like RESIDENT EVIL or UNDERWORLD then I dont know what you was waiting for? In HOD we have a lot of GORE and a lot of action. Much more as in Resident Evil. The big battle in front of the house with the MATRIX and TURN TABLE effects, over 100 blood effects and 11000 cuts in 13 minutes will be film history in a few years because in NO OTHER FILM EVER was a similar scene. Also Rodrigez or Tarantino ever made a scene like this escalating action scene in HOD.
Crazy.
quote: Worst part? He wants to do Silent Hill too.
He must be stopped.
sabo10
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"Re(2):Uwe Bollīs Legacy: Alone in the Dark Tr"
, posted Wed 11 Aug 00:08
HOLY SHIT!
They let this guy make another movie after House of the Dead?
, posted Wed 11 Aug 05:01
Yeah, he's supposed to direct Far Cry as well... The mind boggles.
Oh, and if you feel the need to vent about Mr. Boll, you might wanna check THIS place out. ;)
Burning Ranger
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"Re(4):Uwe Bollīs Legacy: Alone in the Dark Tr"
, posted Wed 11 Aug 05:37
Never saw House of the Dead based on the negative hype about it. But this Boll fella is working on a bunch of game-based movies, and I do mean a lot. He's probably just a fanboy, a really big fanboy, who just happens to be a bad filmmaker.
Blah, its too early in the morning for me to have a point...
Advanced Cyborg E. Branger AKA Burning Ranger "Never underestimate the predictabilty of stupidity." -Vinnie Jones from SNATCH
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"Re(5):Uwe Bollīs Legacy: Alone in the Dark Tr"
, posted Wed 11 Aug 08:32
Erm... I didn't have sound while watching that (no sound card at work...), but does it even resemble something like a Alone in the Dark game to begin with? (I played only the first 2 games in the series... so I don't know about weird alien rip-off monsters...)
but yeah... that guy should MUST be stopped!
Damn you Microsoft because of you I can calculate faster than my computer!
"Uwe Bollīs Legacy: Alone in the Dark Trailer" 
that guy 
because of you I can calculate faster than my computer!