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| Iggy 3844th Post
 
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|  "Re(5):Katamari Damacy Oni"
, posted Mon 26 Jul 14:03:
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Ah! Look what you made me do! Engage in a stupid conversation! Iggy, my good standing is at stake! Make up for it...
OK. I will just say that japanese men as a concept have definitely not been created to share anyone's bed. Either they are girly idols (or worse, wanabe-idols-poseurs) of laughable fashion and questionable masculinity, or weird.... blobs. You know, things that should have gained human form but at some point got lazy and stagnated at mid-term. Throw there geeks, salarymen, people with a personality hesitating between "weak" and "non-existent", and you get the picture.
Of course, there are men that have achieved human form by praying Suijasama day and night, and there are even interesting ones if you seek well. The problem is that there's a reason why Japan created the word maguro (tuna) to qualify sexual partners (different from our french thon, by the way. Someone gave me an exact translation in french some times ago, but I forgot. Don't know if you have a word in english). It's that feeling you have when you suddenly wonder wether you are actually having a sexual relasionship with a rotten piece of meat that has been forgotten a bit too long at the butcher's shop. I usually don't care, I am used to make all the animation myself, BUT IT BECOMES KINDA TEDIOUS after the 5th time in a row. And thank God I'm not a bottom. It's already hard enough not to laugh when you just see that.
About women, I wouldn't dare to talk about them, especially after a friend gave me a 2 hours long lecture about the genetical modifications the japanese woman has to go through during her life. If you're interested, I can get him to explain everything to me once again, but it's definitely the kind of things that can push you to abandon all kind of social life and exclusively live amongst cute and defaultless 2D drawings. No wonder Hikikomori is a japanese term.
Voila. Did you regain your good standing already ? I hope it helped.
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...by giving is relevant information about Katamari Damacy NOW!!!
Ah. Ugh.
Damn, I KNEW I should have read the post to the end.
Oh well.
これだけは主張しておく魂の叫び：
わたくしカエルの肛門にストローさしたり爆竹つっこんだりした経験はありません。
[this message was edited by Iggy on Mon 26 Jul 14:28] |
| Holiday 2384th Post
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| "Re(1):Otogi Zoushi" , posted Wed 28 Jul 20:49
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To come back to the subject of japanese girls, I urge everyone who think idols are cute to look to the 4th episode of Otogi Zoushi ; not because it's a good and light series, but because, at the end of this episode, the severely retarded singer of the ending thema show us the large palette of deficient chromosomes she received from her parents.
It only last 20 seconds, but it seems longer than the whole episode.
The others can go watch Re : Honey.
Ho, so you're following Otogizoushi as well?
I don't think I've followed so many Samurai related anime in my life at the same time (Otogizoushi, Samurai Champloo, Shura no Toki, Samurai 7).
That new Cutie Honey OVA was good.
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