Duh YAMN. That's a painful auction to read. I feel sorry for those parents. They're partially responsible that their son being an a-hole. But some kids, are born a-holes. And this one is 13 and 6'3"? F*ck that. I'd have a taser on me at all times if my kid were almost a foot taller then me.
Ha ha ha. Terrible. But damn, for a used PS2, its going for $120+ the last time I checked. Those folks are getting a lot of sympathy. This $#i! should get on the news.
If you'd ask me, the little punk deserves a bigger lesson, not for the drinking and breaking stuff, but for the lying and deception.
Maou 241th Post
Frequent Customer
"Re(1):best auction description ever"
, posted Fri 4 Jun 13:45
HAHAhaha oh man, just imagine the fun of watching the auction price of your beloved PS2 rise above reserve and your awesome machine's certain disappearance being confirmed. Hardcore dad.
"SO CHILDREN LISTEN UP DO NOT DISRESPECT YPUR PARENTS YOUR FRIENDS OR YOURSELF BECAUSE US PARENTS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU AND WE WILL FIND OUT ABOUT ANY AND ALL THINGS YOU TRY TO HIDE.
I AM SELLING THOS PRIZE possession TO RECOOP WHAT I LOST."
Hee hee hee... while I don't disagree with the dad's punishment auction (I'm sure he brings his son in to watch the bidding... heh heh), it's hard to take statements like the one above seriously about how "US PARENTS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU" when they type in all caps and have a decent amount of misspelled words, typos, no punctuation, or just bad grammar...
Anyway, I thought this one was funny. Little bastard's getting what he deserves.
I wonder though... could this be a scam to sell a shitty old PS2 for over $170? I mean, the story does work as a nice cover should it have a faulty disc drive or something.
Iggy
3476th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(2):best auction description ever"
, posted Fri 4 Jun 14:33:
quote:I wonder though... could this be a scam to sell a shitty old PS2 for over $170? I mean, the story does work as a nice cover should it have a faulty disc drive or something.
That's exactly what I thought, with the caps and the typos...
[this message was edited by Iggy on Fri 4 Jun 15:16]
Radish
2585th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(3):best auction description ever"
, posted Fri 4 Jun 14:46:
quote: I wonder though... could this be a scam to sell a shitty old PS2 for over $170? I mean, the story does work as a nice cover should it have a faulty disc drive or something. That's exactly what I thought, with the caps and the typos...
I demand a picture of the crying child holding the PS2 with the same serial number when I receive my winning bid.
[this message was edited by Radish on Fri 4 Jun 14:49]
Juke Joint Jezebel
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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(3):best auction description ever"
, posted Fri 4 Jun 14:54
quote: I wonder though... could this be a scam to sell a shitty old PS2 for over $170? I mean, the story does work as a nice cover should it have a faulty disc drive or something. That's exactly what I thought, with the caps and the typos...
real or not, i thought it was pretty funny
by the way, i've seen a lot of adults use caps like that online. they think it gets peoples' attention or something. i don't think half of them know how annoying it is. and i've seen a lot of adults make massive spelling errors and typos. it reminds me of this chick that works with my sister (25-35 maybe). she's pretty cool but man she can't spell worth shit. her resumé's a riot. cute girl though
iggy
3476th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(4):best auction description ever"
, posted Fri 4 Jun 15:18
quote:real or not, i thought it was pretty funny
True. I would love it if it was real.
quote:by the way, i've seen a lot of adults use caps like that online. they think it gets peoples' attention or something. i don't think half of them know how annoying it is. and i've seen a lot of adults make massive spelling errors and typos.
That, on the other hand, makes me really sad. It makes me want to stick a straw in a toad's ass and blow.
, posted Fri 4 Jun 15:30
OMG!! that's too funny. But you know what, sometimes kids go to far. Wow, talk about lack of respect.
Gojira
1447th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"For sale: two distrustful parental lushes"
, posted Fri 4 Jun 20:39
I'm sure in a few days we'll see those same parents up for auction.
Joe Randel 151th Post
Regular Customer
"Re(1):For sale: two distrustful parental lush"
, posted Fri 4 Jun 21:11
quote: I'm sure in a few days we'll see those same parents up for auction.
Or dead... knowing today's youth.
Hagen de Merak
657th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member
"Re(4):best auction description ever"
, posted Fri 4 Jun 22:04
quote:
real or not, i thought it was pretty funny
it reminds me of this chick that works with my sister (25-35 maybe). she's pretty cool but man she can't spell worth shit. her resumé's a riot. cute girl though
yeah, but would you do her?
Juke Joint Jezebel
2927th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(5):best auction description ever"
, posted Fri 4 Jun 22:18
quote:
real or not, i thought it was pretty funny
it reminds me of this chick that works with my sister (25-35 maybe). she's pretty cool but man she can't spell worth shit. her resumé's a riot. cute girl though
yeah, but would you do her?
hell yeah. and her boyfriend's a dumbass that always makes her cry. i should kick his ass then strut in with my shining armor. that'd make me the hero, i think
Radish
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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(6):best auction description ever"
, posted Fri 4 Jun 23:18:
EDIT: GHOST POST
[this message was edited by Radish on Fri 4 Jun 23:18]
Undead Fred
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Tailored Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Member
"Re(6):best auction description ever"
, posted Sun 6 Jun 13:20
quote: hell yeah. and her boyfriend's a dumbass that always makes her cry. i should kick his ass then strut in with my shining armor. that'd make me the hero, i think
You should make tinfoil armor and use an old towel as a cape. College budget armor!
Juke Joint Jezebel
2932th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(7):best auction description ever"
, posted Sun 6 Jun 22:29
quote: hell yeah. and her boyfriend's a dumbass that always makes her cry. i should kick his ass then strut in with my shining armor. that'd make me the hero, i think You should make tinfoil armor and use an old towel as a cape. College budget armor!
I'm tempted to buy that just so I can gut it and use the shell as a case for PlayStation accessories.
You can rig it so you cram Play-Doh in the top, press down the lid, and the Play-Doh comes squirting out of the controller ports in cute little shapes.
Luisinan
927th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member++
"Re(8):best auction description ever"
, posted Mon 7 Jun 00:22
quote: hell yeah. and her boyfriend's a dumbass that always makes her cry. i should kick his ass then strut in with my shining armor. that'd make me the hero, i think You should make tinfoil armor and use an old towel as a cape. College budget armor!
Milhouse: You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies.
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