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"Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Sat 29 May 01:43:post reply


I don't know shit about Tekken, so gaman gaman, especially for the names.

*the fields are limiteless once again.
*Asuka is Jin's cousin.
*Fen (?) is like Paul using kenpô.
*Reibun (?) is a ninja.
*there are some gags, like a "mekara beaaaam!" (WTF?)
*The 4 was too much realistic, so the 5 will be more deformed (? are they talking about the design?)
*the wall system will become amusing (sic)
*the multiplication of breakable items won't obstruct the fights.
*the position change is gone, and we're back to left throw and right throw.
*The game may be a little hard for beginners
*there is something that looks like the quest mode
*lots of characters.

The rest, including the scenario of 3 characters


EDIT : oh, and it seems there is no new pics of Capcom fighting Jam in the magazine.





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"Re(1):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Sat 29 May 02:42post reply


quote:
I don't know shit about Tekken, so gaman gaman, especially for the names.

*the fields are limiteless once again.
*Asuka is Jin's cousin.
*Fen (?) is like Paul using kenpô.
*Reibun (?) is a ninja.
*there are some gags, like a "mekara beaaaam!" (WTF?)
*The 4 was too much realistic, so the 5 will be more deformed (? are they talking about the design?)
*the wall system will become amusing (sic)
*the multiplication of breakable items won't obstruct the fights.
*the position change is gone, and we're back to left throw and right throw.
*The game may be a little hard for beginners
*there is something that looks like the quest mode
*lots of characters.

The rest, including the scenario of 3 characters


EDIT : oh, and it seems there is no new pics of Capcom fighting Jam in the magazine.

Hey Iggy,it's a good thing you don't know shit about this POS;in fact,
KOF:Maximum Impact,Mortal Kombat:Deception and Dragonball Z Budokai 3 will be a gazillion times better than this.For real.
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"Re(1):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Sat 29 May 02:49post reply


Fen = Feng Wei? hmm probably
Reibun is probably Raven.
Mekara beam is probably the laser beams Devil can do in previous Tekkens.

o_O That site has a link to tekkenzaibatsu.com which has thier own tranlation of the article in english.





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"Re(2):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Sat 29 May 04:29post reply


The only mekara beam I can think of is Digikochan's. If she replaces Gon as the WTF secret character, I will buy my first Tekken game for sure.





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"Re(1):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Sat 29 May 13:38post reply


It sounds like beam weapons like what Devil/Angel had are making a comeback. If sidestepping is as easy as it was in T4 those things are going to be easier to dodge than ever.

Now, wait, the playing field is back to being infinite but some form of the wall system is still in? Can you trap people against the corner of the screen before it scrolls? Can you slam people against objects until they break like the walls in RBFF?





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"Re(2):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Sat 29 May 16:16:post reply


About the realism part they are talking about the moves and the inertia of the game, Tekken 4 was not as juggle fantastic as TTT except you count corners. They are saying that they are re-taking the juggle friendly kind of game that we saw in Tekken 3/ TTT + some fancy non reality caring moves.

quote:

Now, wait, the playing field is back to being infinite but some form of the wall system is still in?



The article implies -> there are infinite fields again; BUT NOT all of them are infinite.

quote:
Can you trap people against the corner of the screen before it scrolls?


They said they won't do that feature as cheap as it was in Tekken 4.


quote:
Can you slam people against objects until they break like the walls in RBFF?


Yes, but as Iggy stated there is no effect on gamplay, just personal satisfaction.


For the record I would like to show my appreciation for Iggy with ASCII art.

But since I'm a freshment I'll link to it: http://galeon.com/kactus/Toxico/Craig.txt

Marduk rocks the house.... Now if Namco re-adjust the Side Step lenght to make it somewhat near decent on this game we might be set.

It's Tekken 5 comming, and might as well be an OK game and not a crappy one. XD







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"A Possible Theory on Cap Fighting Jam" , posted Sat 29 May 22:02post reply


quote:

EDIT : oh, and it seems there is no new pics of Capcom fighting Jam in the magazine.




really? that sucks...do you know what they had on the game in that issue? perhaps new info?





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"Re(1):A Possible Theory on Cap Fighting Jam" , posted Sun 30 May 01:42:post reply


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really? that sucks...do you know what they had on the game in that issue? perhaps new info?


Well, in the real timeline of the real people, and I mean "not the internet", the information was only in famitsu so far. Well, of course, labelizing it as "the super scoop of the 50th Arcadia" is a bad gag, but it's not like we could wait more from Cadia. Appart from more Hiroaki posters.
At least they are explaining the "systems" with more details, and (Hey! It's a UFO!) they are giving more details on that "mysterious original character" Ingridtan.

EDIT + 完全無視 : And remember, since the game is due for winter, they won't show anything (new characters, beta test) before autumn at best.
That, or in autmn the game will be "unspecified release date", then properly forgotten like CFA☆. And Ingridtan the mysterious original character never seen before will appear for the first time in... I don't know, Gaia Master 2 for example.





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"Re(2):A Possible Theory on Cap Fighting Jam" , posted Sun 30 May 02:15post reply


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really? that sucks...do you know what they had on the game in that issue? perhaps new info?

Well, in the real timeline of the real people, and I mean "not the internet", the information was only in famitsu so far. Well, of course, labelizing it as "the super scoop of the 50th Arcadia" is a bad gag, but it's not like we could wait more from Cadia.
Appart from more Hiroaki posters.

You're surely right Iggy,after all,sadly this thing happens every time every year,especially this year;it's basically suicide having to wait till the ultimate fuckfest,the Tokyo Game Show(for SNK Playmore of course),and then the fighting bliss around Xmas(this last thing for my part;why the fuck do I have to wait the longest?)
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"Re(2):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Sun 30 May 04:21post reply


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Hey Iggy,it's a good thing you don't know shit about this POS;in fact,
KOF:Maximum Impact,Mortal Kombat:Deception and Dragonball Z Budokai 3 will be a gazillion times better than this.For real.
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OMG KOF NEW PICS? OMG OMG OMG 2D OWNZ DA SKY AND TURNS ON A DIME! ROFLZ.

jesus, if it's gaming news, it's worth talking about(let alone the fact that namco is trying to give all the fans of their series what they want by fixing the problems that occured in T4).





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"Re(2):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Sun 30 May 05:45post reply


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Hey Iggy,it's a good thing you don't know shit about this POS;in fact,
KOF:Maximum Impact,Mortal Kombat:Deception and Dragonball Z Budokai 3 will be a gazillion times better than this.For real.
Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!
God, every time this guys posts it reminds me why I don't like places like SRK. if you don't have nothing positive or interesting or at least with some content to add.... SHUT THE FUCK UP.





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"Re(3):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Sun 30 May 07:00post reply


quote:
Hey Iggy,it's a good thing you don't know shit about this POS;in fact,
KOF:Maximum Impact,Mortal Kombat:Deception and Dragonball Z Budokai 3 will be a gazillion times better than this.For real.
Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!God, every time this guys posts it reminds me why I don't like places like SRK. if you don't have nothing positive or interesting or at least with some content to add.... SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I hate to say this dude,not because I got to,I have to:
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?
Just because I'm excited about the only things I'm looking forward to for my PS2 this year,just doesn't mean you find it an excuse to shut the fuck up;and let me tell you one thing,it's bullshit like this that's the reason this world is fucked up and fuckfull of fucking bitches,and thus I will never stop until each and every evil is ceased permanently.
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"re: arcadia" , posted Sun 30 May 07:10:post reply


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really? that sucks...do you know what they had on the game in that issue? perhaps new info?

Well, in the real timeline of the real people, and I mean "not the internet", the information was only in famitsu so far. Well, of course, labelizing it as "the super scoop of the 50th Arcadia" is a bad gag, but it's not like we could wait more from Cadia. Appart from more Hiroaki posters.
At least they are explaining the "systems" with more details, and (Hey! It's a UFO!) they are giving more details on that "mysterious original character" Ingridtan.

EDIT + 完全無視 : And remember, since the game is due for winter, they won't show anything (new characters, beta test) before autumn at best.
That, or in autmn the game will be "unspecified release date", then properly forgotten like CFA☆. And Ingridtan the mysterious original character never seen before will appear for the first time in... I don't know, Gaia Master 2 for example.




could you enlighten me on what new details you heard from the mag about CFJ? maybe you can make a new thread or something since this is a tekken thread and that i doubt people will go into here for Jam news. thanx.





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"About Tekken Official" , posted Sun 30 May 08:56:post reply


Well, and update was made to Tekken official showing more pics and a few profiles, but when the update became well known Namco for some reason erased the update and the info... Maybe they wanted to correct something??

Netherless someone saved here some of the profiles, the update covered the background for the new characters + Jack5, Julia Chang & Craig Murduk pics. Unfortunately Murduk didn't made the cut, the one who stored the pics didn't care about him (INFIDEL) and we can only see the other two pics.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/sickplicity/__/sean/death/wish/julia.jpg

http://members.lycos.co.uk/sickplicity/__/sean/death/wish/jack5.jpg


Remember folks, if you can't improve silence then do not speak.

And for those who are wondering about the new characters profiles:

Translation from tekken official


Raven
name:Raven
fighting style:Ninjutsu
nationality:unknown
age:unknown

Raven,an agent of International intelligence organization,and he is rumored to be the best and the most cruel agent.
None of his background such as his nationality,age,history are clear.
Nothing is known about this guy except that he has a X scar on his face.
He witnessed Heihachi Mishima terminated by kamikaze explosive attack of 'Jack force' in his investigation towards Mishima Zaibatsu and G company.

After that,The king of Iron first tournament was announced by someone.
Raven made an entry for the hidden truth behind the tournament.



Feng Wei
name:Feng Wei
fighting style:chinese martial arts
nationality:china
age:26

Feng Wei is a martial artist who wants to master chinese martial arts and be the strongest.
He started training martial arts when he was a child with a master named 'Shin-Ken'.
He got considered to be the best of his martial arts family as he grew up.

But he was so hungry for power that he dared to have competetion with other styles,which was banned as a taboo.
At last he murdered his teacher,Shin-ken,who tried to remonstrate against Feng Wei.

Then,he came to the fact,---'In order to complete his martail arts style,"The master note"is needed.'
He decided to enter The king of iron fist tournament.



Asuka Kazama

name:Asuka Kazama
fighting style:Kazama Style old martial arts
nationality:Japan
age:17


Asuka leaned her Kazama style old martial arts from his father since she was an innocent child.
from her sense of justice,she liked to intervene in any troubles and
she got to be known as'a meddler'in her city Osaka.

One day, when she came home,students of her Kazama dojo looked very sad.
They said that a chinese looked guy appeared and beat her father into hospital.

A few days later,Asuka was told by a detective of Hongkong internatinal police
that the guy would appear in the king of iron fist tounament.
Asuka made a decision to enter the tournament.







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"Re(1):About Tekken Official" , posted Sun 30 May 09:15post reply


Is there any pic of Anna already, by the way?





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"Re(1):re: arcadia" , posted Sun 30 May 10:09post reply


quote:
could you enlighten me on what new details you heard from the mag about CFJ?


At first glance, nothing much. If you have seen the famitsu article, you pretty much have seen everything.

And someone on 2ch made an interesting post : Capcom never was too found of couter-based characters, and if Ingrid plays even remotely like in CFA☆, there is no chance they put Karin in. I think we can take her out of the possible new character list.





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"re: arcadia" , posted Sun 30 May 10:18post reply


quote:

At first glance, nothing much. If you have seen the famitsu article, you pretty much have seen everything.

And someone on 2ch made an interesting post : Capcom never was too found of couter-based characters, and if Ingrid plays even remotely like in CFA☆, there is no chance they put Karin in. I think we can take her out of the possible new character list.




earlier you said they go into more detail about the systems, anything that hasnt been mentioned yet? maybe about parries or other concepts from the fighting games used...





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"Re(2):About Tekken Official" , posted Sun 30 May 14:09:post reply


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Is there any pic of Anna already, by the way?



Well, as you surely know she was "extra-officially" confirmed along with Bruce Irvin (He is supposed to be death ;P), but as the date there is nothing more to it.

For the record there is rumors that the default cast will be 17 or more characters to en up with more than 30 after unlocking every one.

I can wait for Capcom Fighting Jam XD

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"Re(3):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Sun 30 May 14:23post reply


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The article implies -> there are infinite fields again; BUT NOT all of them are infinite.

Ah, thanks for the clarification.

Nice to see that Bruce is not dead again and will probably be showing up in T5. Speaking of "dead" Tekken characters, I like that tekkenzaibatsu.com has Heihachi listed as one of the characters in T5 even though the game hinges on the idea that he's supposed to be dead. I guess we now know who the mysterious sponser of the tournament is.





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"Re(1):About Tekken Official" , posted Sun 30 May 15:52post reply


quote:
Asuka Kazama

name:Asuka Kazama
fighting style:Kazama Style old martial arts
nationality:Japan
age:17


Asuka leaned her Kazama style old martial arts from his father since she was an innocent child.
from her sense of justice,she liked to intervene in any troubles and
she got to be known as'a meddler'in her city Osaka.

One day, when she came home,students of her Kazama dojo looked very sad.
They said that a chinese looked guy appeared and beat her father into hospital.

A few days later,Asuka was told by a detective of Hongkong internatinal police
that the guy would appear in the king of iron fist tounament.
Asuka made a decision to enter the tournament.



This story sounds a bit too similar to Marshal Law's T2 story [Baek trashed his dojo, wants revenge]. Ah well, as long as no T4 chars are removed (and a pure Kazama-style player returns) then I'm okay with this....






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"Re(2):About Tekken Official" , posted Mon 31 May 04:23post reply


Is it just me or Jack-5 CG pics make him look like a Small soldier character???

Iggy!! don't talk about Ingrid counter she was a pain in the ass with it!!
those where like athena's mirror move (smaller) but nothing could pass them...






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"Anna-service" , posted Mon 31 May 06:34post reply


quote:
Well, as you surely know she was "extra-officially" confirmed along with Bruce Irvin (He is supposed to be death ;P), but as the date there is nothing more to it.
totally random:
http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~mmcafe/imagebbs/cyclamen.cgi?tree=s1091#1091





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"Re(2):About Tekken Official" , posted Mon 31 May 07:27post reply


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This story sounds a bit too similar to Marshal Law's T2 story [Baek trashed his dojo, wants revenge]. Ah well, as long as no T4 chars are removed (and a pure Kazama-style player returns) then I'm okay with this....



At this yes, the formula has been used way too many times. And by this point it was confirmed that the whole cast of Tekken 4 made the cut, they are in the game.







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"Re(3):About Tekken Official" , posted Tue 1 Jun 04:12post reply


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At this yes, the formula has been used way too many times. And by this point it was confirmed that the whole cast of Tekken 4 made the cut, they are in the game.


Crazy thoug but, since Irvin who was presumed dead is back, can we hope other characters that "doesn't be able" to come back to be present anyway?
I mean kunimistu or armor knig are "dead" to but if they made it for irvin why not for them?
And did anna get frozen too, or is she "older" than Nina now?






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"Re(4):About Tekken Official" , posted Tue 1 Jun 06:30post reply


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And did anna get frozen too, or is she "older" than Nina now?




Yes, they where both freezed together; but Anna doesn't have amnesia.

For the record, storyline wise prior to Tekken 2 Bruce already survived "certain death plane crash", so he has a record of not getting himself wacked easily ;P The other chracters can't say that.







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"Re(4):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Tue 1 Jun 18:18post reply


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I hate to say this dude,not because I got to,I have to:
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?
Just because I'm excited about the only things I'm looking forward to for my PS2 this year,just doesn't mean you find it an excuse to shut the fuck up;and let me tell you one thing,it's bullshit like this that's the reason this world is fucked up and fuckfull of fucking bitches,and thus I will never stop until each and every evil is ceased permanently.
Mark on the words of THE ONE.
For all you trustworthy,see you later.



Not to sound like I'm flaming or hateful of assmonkies, but do you ever shut up?


On topic: I'm half hoping half-dreading T5, to be honest. Some of the system changes they're talking about seem as though they're trying to make it a bit more like VF (which isn't a bad thing) but still trying to appease the fans at the same time (fixing issues from T4, thank god).

For what it's worth, Namco can make a good fighting game (TTT) but can also make a bad one (T4) and one that's mediocre (SCII). the trick, as I see it, is to keep it from being T4 all over again. I think the walls were a horrid idea in T4 and they really needed to play test the game to make sure it was fun and at least somewhat balanced. Seeing a T4 match is like watching a KoF match, here: mostly Jin and Iori.





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"Re(5):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Tue 1 Jun 19:02post reply


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I think the walls were a horrid idea in T4

so i'm not the only one that had a problem with this? everyone i talked to seemed to love the "Fight Club" stage. but god i hated it. i couldn't move worth crap, and no matter who i was fighting i was always cornered and pounded in seconds

if they're talking about the game's "physics", man i'm also glad they're making it more "deformed". i think i'm the only person ever that doesn't understand Tekken 4's physics at all. nothing i do works in that game. and not just attacks. i can't even move correctly. every time i try to sidestep, i either jump or crouch, and when i try to move forward or backwards, my character does stupid little hops. it's horrible. yet i can move with complete ease in Tekken 3 and tag. makes me feel like shit

back on topic, i can't wait to use Blade





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"Re(6):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Tue 1 Jun 19:32post reply


The walls I only had one problem with: they set up some combos too easily. With the push gone, that much is somewhat fixed, but I'd still like to see some of the stuns and techs tweaked more to avoid the copious wall damage.

quote:

if they're talking about the game's "physics", man i'm also glad they're making it more "deformed". i think i'm the only person ever that doesn't understand Tekken 4's physics at all. nothing i do works in that game. and not just attacks. i can't even move correctly. every time i try to sidestep, i either jump or crouch, and when i try to move forward or backwards, my character does stupid little hops. it's horrible. yet i can move with complete ease in Tekken 3 and tag. makes me feel like shit



Tekken is one of those games that always needed there to be nothing wrong or awkward with the joystick diagonals. Tekken 4 took that aspect to extremes, unfortunately... if the diagonals were even slightly off, not only can you not block low but even simply crouching is nearly impossible. Still that's more of a maintenance thing than an engine problem, so it's not likely to change.

The physics they're talking about is reverting the juggle system back to Tekken Tag style... but that system was balanced almost entirely because of the tag ability, so I'm not sure how that'll work out.





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"Re(7):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Tue 1 Jun 20:15post reply


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The physics they're talking about is reverting the juggle system back to Tekken Tag style

hmmm
then Tekken 5 scares me

it scares my children too if i may say so





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"Re(8):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Tue 1 Jun 20:55post reply


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The physics they're talking about is reverting the juggle system back to Tekken Tag style
hmmm
then Tekken 5 scares me

it scares my children too if i may say so



Bruce is back but no Baek? Oh well back to relearning Hwoarang again...to kick Jin's ass.





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"Re(5):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Tue 1 Jun 22:10post reply


quote:
I hate to say this dude,not because I got to,I have to:
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?
Just because I'm excited about the only things I'm looking forward to for my PS2 this year,just doesn't mean you find it an excuse to shut the fuck up;and let me tell you one thing,it's bullshit like this that's the reason this world is fucked up and fuckfull of fucking bitches,and thus I will never stop until each and every evil is ceased permanently.
Mark on the words of THE ONE.
For all you trustworthy,see you later.


Not to sound like I'm flaming or hateful of assmonkies, but do you ever shut up?




Sorry bro,but if you want to find someone who may say shit,but gives out news for you all to know,you better shut the fuck up(no offence).Now that hopefully all this complete waste of time will stop,I want to report on the new arcade board that will power this POS;it's called System 258,and it's an upgrade of the PS2-powered System 246 board.That's all(and the game will use a character customization card system);if you want to shoot discussions,count me out for this one.Later.





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"You are indeed,The One!" , posted Tue 1 Jun 22:48post reply


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Sorry bro,but if you want to find someone who may say shit,but gives out news for you all to know,you better shut the fuck up(no offence).Now that hopefully all this complete waste of time will stop,I want to report on the new arcade board that will power this POS;it's called System 258,and it's an upgrade of the PS2-powered System 246 board.That's all(and the game will use a character customization card system);if you want to shoot discussions,count me out for this one.Later.



yes,you are The One!,Show them how to shut up,give us more news snkneoshingon2k32k4,because you're the only One that can bring us such wonderful news,we would be crippled without your amazing detective skills,that's all for now,keep the good work bro,later.
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"Re(1):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Tue 1 Jun 23:01post reply


quote:

Sorry bro,but if you want to find someone who may say shit,but gives out news for you all to know,you better shut the fuck up(no offence).Now that hopefully all this complete waste of time will stop,I want to report on the new arcade board that will power this POS;it's called System 258,and it's an upgrade of the PS2-powered System 246 board.That's all(and the game will use a character customization card system);if you want to shoot discussions,count me out for this one.Later.


yes,you are The One!,Show them how to shut up,give us more news snkneoshingon2k32k4,because you're the only One that can bring us such wonderful news,we would be crippled without your amazing detective skills,that's all for now,keep the good work bro,later.
Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!

Thank you very much Onslaught,you're the first guy who has sincerely acknowleged my thirst and hunting for information for all of you to know.It's always good when doing something not for yourself,but for someone else,and get for your acts nothing but recognition.
Thank you,and I'll definitely keep up the work.See you later,brother.
Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!





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"Re(2):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Tue 1 Jun 23:06post reply


quote:
Thank you very much Onslaught,you're the first guy who has sincerely acknowleged my thirst and hunting for information for all of you to know.It's always good when doing something not for yourself,but for someone else,and get for your acts nothing but recognition.
Thank you,and I'll definitely keep up the work.See you later,brother.
Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!

I SINCERELY hope you're being sarcastic there, otherwise you're a bigger idiot than I had supposed you were.






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"Re(3):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Tue 1 Jun 23:30post reply


quote:
Thank you very much Onslaught,you're the first guy who has sincerely acknowleged my thirst and hunting for information for all of you to know.It's always good when doing something not for yourself,but for someone else,and get for your acts nothing but recognition.
Thank you,and I'll definitely keep up the work.See you later,brother.
Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!
I SINCERELY hope you're being sarcastic there, otherwise you're a bigger idiot than I had supposed you were.

And I SINCERELY hope that being appreciated for a cause that you undertake for others isn't your idea of a sick joke.
Seriously,you think I'll take such an insult
from a guy who has a banner depicting the most perversive evil known to man? Sorry,but you picked the wrong dick to fuck,mister.Need I say more? We shall see if you can fuck back.Have a nice day.As for all you trustworthy,I'll see you later.





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"Re(4):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Tue 1 Jun 23:50:post reply


Brainless and inadequate.

Edit: my signature. i give it. to you.

quote:
And I SINCERELY hope that being appreciated for a cause that you undertake for others isn't your idea of a sick joke.
Seriously,you think I'll take such an insult
from a guy who has a banner depicting the most perversive evil known to man? Sorry,but you picked the wrong dick to fuck,mister.Need I say more? We shall see if you can fuck back.Have a nice day.As for all you trustworthy,I'll see you later.








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"Re(4):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 00:06post reply


quote:
Thank you very much Onslaught,you're the first guy who has sincerely acknowleged my thirst and hunting for information for all of you to know.It's always good when doing something not for yourself,but for someone else,and get for your acts nothing but recognition.
Thank you,and I'll definitely keep up the work.See you later,brother.
Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!
I SINCERELY hope you're being sarcastic there, otherwise you're a bigger idiot than I had supposed you were.
And I SINCERELY hope that being appreciated for a cause that you undertake for others isn't your idea of a sick joke.
Seriously,you think I'll take such an insult
from a guy who has a banner depicting the most perversive evil known to man? Sorry,but you picked the wrong dick to fuck,mister.Need I say more? We shall see if you can fuck back.Have a nice day.As for all you trustworthy,I'll see you later.



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"Re(5):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 00:15post reply


This guy has to be a joke account of some sort. There's no way he can be for real.

...at least, I hope not.





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"Re(6):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 00:22post reply


quote:
This guy has to be a joke account of some sort. There's no way he can be for real.

...at least, I hope not.

First of all,I AM FOR REAL!Second,when it come to this shit,I NEVER JOKE!And last and definitely not least,for all those who believe that I better shut the fuck up,so should you.I hope you all have a nice motherfucking day.





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"Re(7):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 00:27post reply


quote:
This guy has to be a joke account of some sort. There's no way he can be for real.

...at least, I hope not.
First of all,I AM FOR REAL!Second,when it come to this shit,I NEVER JOKE!And last and definitely not least,for all those who believe that I better shut the fuck up,so should you.I hope you all have a nice motherfucking day.


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"Re(8):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 00:38post reply


quote:
This guy has to be a joke account of some sort. There's no way he can be for real.

...at least, I hope not.
First of all,I AM FOR REAL!Second,when it come to this shit,I NEVER JOKE!And last and definitely not least,for all those who believe that I better shut the fuck up,so should you.I hope you all have a nice motherfucking day.

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"Re(7):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 00:50post reply


quote:
This guy has to be a joke account of some sort. There's no way he can be for real.

...at least, I hope not.
First of all,I AM FOR REAL!Second,when it come to this shit,I NEVER JOKE!And last and definitely not least,for all those who believe that I better shut the fuck up,so should you.I hope you all have a nice motherfucking day.



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"No no, Juan is... THE JUAN!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 01:01post reply


quote:
This guy has to be a joke account of some sort. There's no way he can be for real.




What do you expect? Why do you think he named himself after Shingo? He's just a joke character, himself.

I dunno... just don't take this guy seriously. He's obviously pulling our legs. Real my ass. Nobody's this clueless.





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"Re(1):No no, Juan is... THE JUAN!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 01:05post reply


And to think that we've never needed a mod til now.





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"Re(1):No no, Juan is... THE JUAN!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 01:25post reply


quote:
This guy has to be a joke account of some sort. There's no way he can be for real.



What do you expect? Why do you think he named himself after Shingo? He's just a joke character, himself.

I dunno... just don't take this guy seriously. He's obviously pulling our legs. Real my ass. Nobody's this clueless.

Hey dude,FYI I named myself after Shingo Yabuki because of KOF'98.Whenever I always scored big in the game,I always encountered this one special challenger,and when I fought him,I easily defeated him.And yet,that fighter,facing him all the time after that,inexplicably grew on me;behind his normal loser-like look,lies the heart,spirit and power of the greatest of fighters(yes,he is the spitting image of me).And thus,this has led for me to not only consider him as the best,but also to use his name to enter the best discussion place I could possibly find on the net.
I know you guys are a bit harsh because you all have different opinions like I do,and so,I wish we can hopefully let bygones be bygones,because I don't want to be lone,like I've been my whole life,I want to be with a group of people who does quarrel(who doesn't),but at least knows it's best to be together as friends and companions.
See you guys later.





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"wrong!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 01:29post reply


quote:
Nobody's this clueless.

hahahahaha
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hahahahahaha
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"Re(1):wrong!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 01:35post reply


back on topic,
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"Re(7):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 01:53post reply


quote:
Hey Iggy,it's a good thing you don't know shit about this POS;in fact,
KOF:Maximum Impact,Mortal Kombat:Deception and Dragonball Z Budokai 3 will be a gazillion times better than this.For real.
Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!

You're surely right Iggy,after all,sadly this thing happens every time every year,especially this year;it's basically suicide having to wait till the ultimate fuckfest,the Tokyo Game Show(for SNK Playmore of course),and then the fighting bliss around Xmas(this last thing for my part;why the fuck do I have to wait the longest?)
Time flies,but in bullet-time.Later.

I hate to say this dude,not because I got to,I have to:
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?
Just because I'm excited about the only things I'm looking forward to for my PS2 this year,just doesn't mean you find it an excuse to shut the fuck up;and let me tell you one thing,it's bullshit like this that's the reason this world is fucked up and fuckfull of fucking bitches,and thus I will never stop until each and every evil is ceased permanently.
Mark on the words of THE ONE.
For all you trustworthy,see you later.

Sorry bro,but if you want to find someone who may say shit,but gives out news for you all to know,you better shut the fuck up(no offence).Now that hopefully all this complete waste of time will stop,I want to report on the new arcade board that will power this POS;it's called System 258,and it's an upgrade of the PS2-powered System 246 board.That's all(and the game will use a character customization card system);if you want to shoot discussions,count me out for this one.Later.

Thank you very much Onslaught,you're the first guy who has sincerely acknowleged my thirst and hunting for information for all of you to know.It's always good when doing something not for yourself,but for someone else,and get for your acts nothing but recognition.
Thank you,and I'll definitely keep up the work.See you later,brother.
Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!

And I SINCERELY hope that being appreciated for a cause that you undertake for others isn't your idea of a sick joke.
Seriously,you think I'll take such an insult
from a guy who has a banner depicting the most perversive evil known to man? Sorry,but you picked the wrong dick to fuck,mister.Need I say more? We shall see if you can fuck back.Have a nice day.As for all you trustworthy,I'll see you later.

First of all,I AM FOR REAL!Second,when it come to this shit,I NEVER JOKE!And last and definitely not least,for all those who believe that I better shut the fuck up,so should you.I hope you all have a nice motherfucking day.

Fuck fucking fuckety-FUCK!!!!

Cheeeeeell, Win-stahn.






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"Re(4):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 02:03post reply


quote:
Thank you very much Onslaught,you're the first guy who has sincerely acknowleged my thirst and hunting for information for all of you to know.It's always good when doing something not for yourself,but for someone else,and get for your acts nothing but recognition.
Thank you,and I'll definitely keep up the work.See you later,brother.
Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!
I SINCERELY hope you're being sarcastic there, otherwise you're a bigger idiot than I had supposed you were.
And I SINCERELY hope that being appreciated for a cause that you undertake for others isn't your idea of a sick joke.
Seriously,you think I'll take such an insult
from a guy who has a banner depicting the most perversive evil known to man? Sorry,but you picked the wrong dick to fuck,mister.Need I say more? We shall see if you can fuck back.Have a nice day.As for all you trustworthy,I'll see you later.



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"Re(8):You are indeed,The One!" , posted Wed 2 Jun 02:07post reply


quote:
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Fuck fucking fuckety-FUCK!!!!

Cheeeeeell, Win-stahn.




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"Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 02:07post reply


quote:
First of all,I AM FOR REAL!Second,when it come to this shit,I NEVER JOKE!And last and definitely not least,for all those who believe that I better shut the fuck up,so should you.I hope you all have a nice motherfucking day.

Especially for you, to make sure you have all the cards in hand to understand what I'm saying, I will make this post AA-free (it will also be useful since I have the feeling this entire post will be quoted several times with a little “nice” added at the end). For the sharper ones, I will indicate which AA you should imagine between the sentences.

[AA of the winning art of Guile in SF2T]

Are you sure you don't have a board with some people that like you and don't wish you swallow your keyboard by mistake every time you type a letter? Because, you see, there is no one in this town that wish you stayed here. And yes, Onslaught was joking.

(AA of Chang doing his dancing winning pose)

Because you see, Onslaught is not really a friendly person. This is the reason he has terrifying avatars of cats killing people to death until they're dead. Onslaught is also evil and mean and unfaithful, as I made the shocking experience. Did you know Onslaught is the cause of all evil on the planet? He is the reason why we will never see again another Vampire or Jusgaku game ever, and he also eats cute little baby seals every morning. So, do like me: say no to drugs, say no to Onslaught.

(AA of an army of terrifying giant seals wearing football armors and baseball bats popping from nowhere and beating Chang to death)

Back to the subject, my dear snkneoshingo2k3 (C&P, thank you), I think it's time someone explains you a few basic tricks that will be useful not only on this board, but also in everyday life.

(AA of Iinchô performing her 2p team attack and showing Edge the basic points of the fight)

When you visit a community as old as this one, where each member has a long history of false kindness and brutal back slashing with everybody else, the first thing you want to do is to understand the general mood of the board.
No, I take this back.
The first thing you want to do is to learn the language they are using (in this case, English) so you are able to understand every nuance they are using. Because, you know, while English is definitely one of the most basic language on earth (I know, because I know every language that was, is or will be spoken on Earth. Except Klingon. I have at least this little piece of self respect left), it nevertheless manages to have that subtle component that allows you to say something while thinking absolutely the contrary, and at the same time making what you really think perfectly understandable to the readers so they laugh with you because you are so clever and funny and hairy.

(example : AA of Guile turtling in his corner, while Zangief can’t do anything but block his sonic booms. Zangief : “Oh, I hate you Guile”. Then Zangief jumps and is flashkicked to the other side of the galaxy. Hilarity ensues.)

While I’m not sure what exactly my example was supposed to prove, I am fairly confident you get my first point: you don’t speak English well enough to fit in here. But as you may have noticed, many foreigners fit in well here, even though English is not their first language! How do they do, you may ask? Well, let me tell you something.

(AA of a moe 3 years old girl with glasses and a sakurachan hairstyle wearing a school mizugi with cat ears on the top of her head, saying random things followed by “oniichan” to Guile)

The point to fit in a community, and this is particularly true (and easy) on the Internet, is to taste the ambiance to understand if you will be able to reproduce the same attitude in the hypothesis you get accepted by the other cool kids. Here, it is done by reading a lot of posts before posting anything; reading, and understanding. Not only, seeing your fanboyish way of speaking, haven’t you read anything before posting your antics, but you also failed repeatedly to understand the posts that were directly answered to you by many members of the board. Which sayed, in substance, try to improve your English, you insult the other foreigners that try to make intelligible posts in English, and also, mostly, calm down or leave. Because, you see, fanboyishm is not well seen here. This is why you don’t see that many Capcom fanboys vs. SNK fanboys flame wars here, because the only way to keep a society alive is to evade conflicts; this is done by trying to respect other people opinions and not throwing your faith in the face of everybody. This is why Sano, for example, won’t ever have friends here. But I digress.
Practical exercise: try to remove “Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!” from the end of your posts. Oh, and remove your signature also.
Other practical exercise: using words like “motherfucker” don’t make your speech more interesting. On the contrary, it makes you look like the 12 years old horny kid craving for attention you may be, but definitely don’t want to look like. Even when people are rude to you, being rude yourself never improves the level of conversation, or only if you can end it by punching your opponent in his face; but on this board, as on several other boards on the Internet, it will only result in you having glass shards in your hand, dying of electrocution, and your parents needing to buy a new monitor. So, since you obviously can’t win the fight with your punches, win it by being more polite then your opponents.
Yet another exercise: On the other hand, if people ask you to shut up, as displeasing as it may be, you ought to ask yourself why he does that. On one hand, he may be a total jerk, and in this case, you should ignore him. But on the other hand, he may also be right, and you should ask yourself “what have I done wrong?”
This brings us back to the first point of this lesson : it is important to understand the general mood of the board.

(AA of the same moe little girl, with her clothes torn and screaming “ohara no naka ni oniichan no kodomo GAIRU no!)(and yes, she’s still 3 years old)

This is the hardest part of this course, so listen carefully (Back to the AA of Iinchô and Edge). There is a problem with the way you speak. It’s difficult to explain clearly, but for example, writing all your posts as if you wrote a letter (starting with “hey dudes” and ending with “see you letter dudes”) is not appropriate on an internet board.
Then, the general style of your messages (and this concerns the “dudes” part) makes you sound like an hyperactive jerk, which, added to the fanboy problem, makes you completely unbearable and would push nearly anyone here to slap you in the face with a huge heart shaped tennis racket until you shut up (but doing so in such a stylish way that people assisting to the scene would have the impression to see butterflies around us). So, since if you are in a hurry, you can also type shorter messages, more compact, clearer messages, and if you are not, you can take the time to re-read yourself and make your messages seem more intelligible and pleasant to the eyes of the readers : CALM DOWN. There is no point in screaming around like you do.

(AA of Iinchô leaving Edge with her board in the sunset, while Edge thanks her)

Oh, and one last thing: there is something called humility in the world of the rhetoric, and it’s definitely the best invention since the doorknob. Whatever “information” you may have, it’s a good thing to share it, but it’s an even better thing to say where you got it, and also not to wait in an innerving “Thank me! Thank me! See what I have done for you!” way. People will thank you if they feel like it, if they don’t, it’s either they don’t believe you, or because what you said don’t interest them. Either way, give and don’t wait anything in return, or/and give only to the people you may think are worthy of your knowledge.

The End.

(AA of an army of terrifying giant seals wearing football armors and baseball bats popping from nowhere and beating Edge to death)

PS : You definitely have the power to do it: your ADN is 99% close to a chimpanzee’s, and your English is far, far better than Naruto’s. So, for your own good, improve or shut up definitely. And just a last word: if nothing seems to improve, I will definitely consider you are actually the Professor playing a little prank.

(AA of Guile shooting a Honda-shaped giant sonic boom in the back of Wolverine, who subsequently falls in a bath where a naked Leona was being stalked by Remy. When he sees this, Nash overcomes his fear and begins to wear sunglasses, but it doesn’t make him any stronger and he is turned into a giant fly by Ash, who then falls in love with Q and marry him).

And back to the subject, Tekken sucks.





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"Steering topic back on course..." , posted Wed 2 Jun 02:23:post reply


quote:
(AA of Guile shooting a Honda-shaped giant sonic boom in the back of Wolverine, who subsequently falls in a bath where a naked Leona was being stalked by Remy. When he sees this, Nash overcomes his fear and begins to wear sunglasses, but it doesn’t make him any stronger and he is turned into a giant fly by Ash, who then falls in love with Q and marry him).

Ash is really a girl and has boobs.



...

Anyway... personally, I LIKED Tekken 4's changes like adding walls/ contained environments. I never did like the weird "background stays put, but the floor is detached and scrolling" effect from the other ones. The character art was great, and I enjoyed the new environments. I've never really gotten that much into Tekken, but I have 4 and Tag, and I like 4 more than I did Tag. I think it could just be the environments and the fact that there were real endings in 4 (I realize Tag wasn't supposed to have a real story mode that time). Any Tekken with Bryan Fury in it gets my approval.

Well, you know. Approval as a Tekken game... there are other 3D fighters I like more.

Edit: Bonus paragraph!






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"Re(1):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 02:30post reply


Were it possible, Iggy, I would buy you a drink for such a wonderfully stated post. You basically summed up everything I would have said, minus the AA and general bitching.

God, it's like this guy came from the lowest of the low butt mole of a GameFAQs couple's demonspawn.





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"Re(1):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 02:31:post reply


quote:
First of all,I AM FOR REAL!Second,when it come to this shit,I NEVER JOKE!And last and definitely not least,for all those who believe that I better shut the fuck up,so should you.I hope you all have a nice motherfucking day.
Especially for you, to make sure you have all the cards in hand to understand what I'm saying, I will make this post AA-free (it will also be useful since I have the feeling this entire post will be quoted several times with a little “nice” added at the end). For the sharper ones, I will indicate which AA you should imagine between the sentences.

[AA of the winning art of Guile in SF2T]

Are you sure you don't have a board with some people that like you and don't wish you swallow your keyboard by mistake every time you type a letter? Because, you see, there is no one in this town that wish you stayed here. And yes, Onslaught was joking.

(AA of Chang doing his dancing winning pose)

Because you see, Onslaught is not really a friendly person. This is the reason he has terrifying avatars of cats killing people to death until they're dead. Onslaught is also evil and mean and unfaithful, as I made the shocking experience. Did you know Onslaught is the cause of all evil on the planet? He is the reason why we will never see again another Vampire or Jusgaku game ever, and he also eats cute little baby seals every morning. So, do like me: say no to drugs, say no to Onslaught.

(AA of an army of terrifying giant seals wearing football armors and baseball bats popping from nowhere and beating Chang to death)

Back to the subject, my dear snkneoshingo2k3 (C&P, thank you), I think it's time someone explains you a few basic tricks that will be useful not only on this board, but also in everyday life.

(AA of Iinchô performing her 2p team attack and showing Edge the basic points of the fight)

When you visit a community as old as this one, where each member has a long history of false kindness and brutal back slashing with everybody else, the first thing you want to do is to understand the general mood of the board.
No, I take this back.
The first thing you want to do is to learn the language they are using (in this case, English) so you are able to understand every nuance they are using. Because, you know, while English is definitely one of the most basic language on earth (I know, because I know every language that was, is or will be spoken on Earth. Except Klingon. I have at least this little piece of self respect left), it nevertheless manages to have that subtle component that allows you to say something while thinking absolutely the contrary, and at the same time making what you really think perfectly understandable to the readers so they laugh with you because you are so clever and funny and hairy.

(example : AA of Guile turtling in his corner, while Zangief can’t do anything but block his sonic booms. Zangief : “Oh, I hate you Guile”. Then Zangief jumps and is flashkicked to the other side of the galaxy. Hilarity ensues.)

While I’m not sure what exactly my example was supposed to prove, I am fairly confident you get my first point: you don’t speak English well enough to fit in here. But as you may have noticed, many foreigners fit in well here, even though English is not their first language! How do they do, you may ask? Well, let me tell you something.

(AA of a moe 3 years old girl with glasses and a sakurachan hairstyle wearing a school mizugi with cat ears on the top of her head, saying random things followed by “oniichan” to Guile)

The point to fit in a community, and this is particularly true (and easy) on the Internet, is to taste the ambiance to understand if you will be able to reproduce the same attitude in the hypothesis you get accepted by the other cool kids. Here, it is done by reading a lot of posts before posting anything; reading, and understanding. Not only, seeing your fanboyish way of speaking, haven’t you read anything before posting your antics, but you also failed repeatedly to understand the posts that were directly answered to you by many members of the board. Which sayed, in substance, try to improve your English, you insult the other foreigners that try to make intelligible posts in English, and also, mostly, calm down or leave. Because, you see, fanboyishm is not well seen here. This is why you don’t see that many Capcom fanboys vs. SNK fanboys flame wars here, because the only way to keep a society alive is to evade conflicts; this is done by trying to respect other people opinions and not throwing your faith in the face of everybody. This is why Sano, for example, won’t ever have friends here. But I digress.
Practical exercise: try to remove “Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!” from the end of your posts. Oh, and remove your signature also.
Other practical exercise: using words like “motherfucker” don’t make your speech more interesting. On the contrary, it makes you look like the 12 years old horny kid craving for attention you may be, but definitely don’t want to look like. Even when people are rude to you, being rude yourself never improves the level of conversation, or only if you can end it by punching your opponent in his face; but on this board, as on several other boards on the Internet, it will only result in you having glass shards in your hand, dying of electrocution, and your parents needing to buy a new monitor. So, since you obviously can’t win the fight with your punches, win it by being more polite then your opponents.
Yet another exercise: On the other hand, if people ask you to shut up, as displeasing as it may be, you ought to ask yourself why he does that. On one hand, he may be a total jerk, and in this case, you should ignore him. But on the other hand, he may also be right, and you should ask yourself “what have I done wrong?”
This brings us back to the first point of this lesson : it is important to understand the general mood of the board.

(AA of the same moe little girl, with her clothes torn and screaming “ohara no naka ni oniichan no kodomo GAIRU no!)(and yes, she’s still 3 years old)

This is the hardest part of this course, so listen carefully (Back to the AA of Iinchô and Edge). There is a problem with the way you speak. It’s difficult to explain clearly, but for example, writing all your posts as if you wrote a letter (starting with “hey dudes” and ending with “see you letter dudes”) is not appropriate on an internet board.
Then, the general style of your messages (and this concerns the “dudes” part) makes you sound like an hyperactive jerk, which, added to the fanboy problem, makes you completely unbearable and would push nearly anyone here to slap you in the face with a huge heart shaped tennis racket until you shut up (but doing so in such a stylish way that people assisting to the scene would have the impression to see butterflies around us). So, since if you are in a hurry, you can also type shorter messages, more compact, clearer messages, and if you are not, you can take the time to re-read yourself and make your messages seem more intelligible and pleasant to the eyes of the readers : CALM DOWN. There is no point in screaming around like you do.

(AA of Iinchô leaving Edge with her board in the sunset, while Edge thanks her)

Oh, and one last thing: there is something called humility in the world of the rhetoric, and it’s definitely the best invention since the doorknob. Whatever “information” you may have, it’s a good thing to share it, but it’s an even better thing to say where you got it, and also not to wait in an innerving “Thank me! Thank me! See what I have done for you!” way. People will thank you if they feel like it, if they don’t, it’s either they don’t believe you, or because what you said don’t interest them. Either way, give and don’t wait anything in return, or/and give only to the people you may think are worthy of your knowledge.

The End.

(AA of an army of terrifying giant seals wearing football armors and baseball bats popping from nowhere and beating Edge to death)

PS : You definitely have the power to do it: your ADN is 99% close to a chimpanzee’s, and your English is far, far better than Naruto’s. So, for your own good, improve or shut up definitely. And just a last word: if nothing seems to improve, I will definitely consider you are actually the Professor playing a little prank.

(AA of Guile shooting a Honda-shaped giant sonic boom in the back of Wolverine, who subsequently falls in a bath where a naked Leona was being stalked by Remy. When he sees this, Nash overcomes his fear and begins to wear sunglasses, but it doesn’t make him any stronger and he is turned into a giant fly by Ash, who then falls in love with Q and marry him).

And back to the subject, Tekken sucks.



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EDIT: oh yeah

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"Re(1):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 02:33post reply


Iggy, I think everyone appreciates your effort, but... Do you really think he will read all your post? And in the case he reads it, do you really think he's going to understand ANYTHING?

At least youve provided me with some good laughs.





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"Re(2):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 02:34post reply


quote:
First of all,I AM FOR REAL!Second,when it come to this shit,I NEVER JOKE!And last and definitely not least,for all those who believe that I better shut the fuck up,so should you.I hope you all have a nice motherfucking day.
Especially for you, to make sure you have all the cards in hand to understand what I'm saying, I will make this post AA-free (it will also be useful since I have the feeling this entire post will be quoted several times with a little “nice” added at the end). For the sharper ones, I will indicate which AA you should imagine between the sentences.

[AA of the winning art of Guile in SF2T]

Are you sure you don't have a board with some people that like you and don't wish you swallow your keyboard by mistake every time you type a letter? Because, you see, there is no one in this town that wish you stayed here. And yes, Onslaught was joking.

(AA of Chang doing his dancing winning pose)

Because you see, Onslaught is not really a friendly person. This is the reason he has terrifying avatars of cats killing people to death until they're dead. Onslaught is also evil and mean and unfaithful, as I made the shocking experience. Did you know Onslaught is the cause of all evil on the planet? He is the reason why we will never see again another Vampire or Jusgaku game ever, and he also eats cute little baby seals every morning. So, do like me: say no to drugs, say no to Onslaught.

(AA of an army of terrifying giant seals wearing football armors and baseball bats popping from nowhere and beating Chang to death)

Back to the subject, my dear snkneoshingo2k3 (C&P, thank you), I think it's time someone explains you a few basic tricks that will be useful not only on this board, but also in everyday life.

(AA of Iinchô performing her 2p team attack and showing Edge the basic points of the fight)

When you visit a community as old as this one, where each member has a long history of false kindness and brutal back slashing with everybody else, the first thing you want to do is to understand the general mood of the board.
No, I take this back.
The first thing you want to do is to learn the language they are using (in this case, English) so you are able to understand every nuance they are using. Because, you know, while English is definitely one of the most basic language on earth (I know, because I know every language that was, is or will be spoken on Earth. Except Klingon. I have at least this little piece of self respect left), it nevertheless manages to have that subtle component that allows you to say something while thinking absolutely the contrary, and at the same time making what you really think perfectly understandable to the readers so they laugh with you because you are so clever and funny and hairy.

(example : AA of Guile turtling in his corner, while Zangief can’t do anything but block his sonic booms. Zangief : “Oh, I hate you Guile”. Then Zangief jumps and is flashkicked to the other side of the galaxy. Hilarity ensues.)

While I’m not sure what exactly my example was supposed to prove, I am fairly confident you get my first point: you don’t speak English well enough to fit in here. But as you may have noticed, many foreigners fit in well here, even though English is not their first language! How do they do, you may ask? Well, let me tell you something.

(AA of a moe 3 years old girl with glasses and a sakurachan hairstyle wearing a school mizugi with cat ears on the top of her head, saying random things followed by “oniichan” to Guile)

The point to fit in a community, and this is particularly true (and easy) on the Internet, is to taste the ambiance to understand if you will be able to reproduce the same attitude in the hypothesis you get accepted by the other cool kids. Here, it is done by reading a lot of posts before posting anything; reading, and understanding. Not only, seeing your fanboyish way of speaking, haven’t you read anything before posting your antics, but you also failed repeatedly to understand the posts that were directly answered to you by many members of the board. Which sayed, in substance, try to improve your English, you insult the other foreigners that try to make intelligible posts in English, and also, mostly, calm down or leave. Because, you see, fanboyishm is not well seen here. This is why you don’t see that many Capcom fanboys vs. SNK fanboys flame wars here, because the only way to keep a society alive is to evade conflicts; this is done by trying to respect other people opinions and not throwing your faith in the face of everybody. This is why Sano, for example, won’t ever have friends here. But I digress.
Practical exercise: try to remove “Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!” from the end of your posts. Oh, and remove your signature also.
Other practical exercise: using words like “motherfucker” don’t make your speech more interesting. On the contrary, it makes you look like the 12 years old horny kid craving for attention you may be, but definitely don’t want to look like. Even when people are rude to you, being rude yourself never improves the level of conversation, or only if you can end it by punching your opponent in his face; but on this board, as on several other boards on the Internet, it will only result in you having glass shards in your hand, dying of electrocution, and your parents needing to buy a new monitor. So, since you obviously can’t win the fight with your punches, win it by being more polite then your opponents.
Yet another exercise: On the other hand, if people ask you to shut up, as displeasing as it may be, you ought to ask yourself why he does that. On one hand, he may be a total jerk, and in this case, you should ignore him. But on the other hand, he may also be right, and you should ask yourself “what have I done wrong?”
This brings us back to the first point of this lesson : it is important to understand the general mood of the board.

(AA of the same moe little girl, with her clothes torn and screaming “ohara no naka ni oniichan no kodomo GAIRU no!)(and yes, she’s still 3 years old)

This is the hardest part of this course, so listen carefully (Back to the AA of Iinchô and Edge). There is a problem with the way you speak. It’s difficult to explain clearly, but for example, writing all your posts as if you wrote a letter (starting with “hey dudes” and ending with “see you letter dudes”) is not appropriate on an internet board.
Then, the general style of your messages (and this concerns the “dudes” part) makes you sound like an hyperactive jerk, which, added to the fanboy problem, makes you completely unbearable and would push nearly anyone here to slap you in the face with a huge heart shaped tennis racket until you shut up (but doing so in such a stylish way that people assisting to the scene would have the impression to see butterflies around us). So, since if you are in a hurry, you can also type shorter messages, more compact, clearer messages, and if you are not, you can take the time to re-read yourself and make your messages seem more intelligible and pleasant to the eyes of the readers : CALM DOWN. There is no point in screaming around like you do.

(AA of Iinchô leaving Edge with her board in the sunset, while Edge thanks her)

Oh, and one last thing: there is something called humility in the world of the rhetoric, and it’s definitely the best invention since the doorknob. Whatever “information” you may have, it’s a good thing to share it, but it’s an even better thing to say where you got it, and also not to wait in an innerving “Thank me! Thank me! See what I have done for you!” way. People will thank you if they feel like it, if they don’t, it’s either they don’t believe you, or because what you said don’t interest them. Either way, give and don’t wait anything in return, or/and give only to the people you may think are worthy of your knowledge.

The End.

(AA of an army of terrifying giant seals wearing football armors and baseball bats popping from nowhere and beating Edge to death)

PS : You definitely have the power to do it: your ADN is 99% close to a chimpanzee’s, and your English is far, far better than Naruto’s. So, for your own good, improve or shut up definitely. And just a last word: if nothing seems to improve, I will definitely consider you are actually the Professor playing a little prank.

(AA of Guile shooting a Honda-shaped giant sonic boom in the back of Wolverine, who subsequently falls in a bath where a naked Leona was being stalked by Remy. When he sees this, Nash overcomes his fear and begins to wear sunglasses, but it doesn’t make him any stronger and he is turned into a giant fly by Ash, who then falls in love with Q and marry him).

And back to the subject, Tekken sucks.


YES

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"Re(2):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 02:40post reply


quote:
EDIT: oh yeah

MESSATSU

ARGH! Beat me to it with the edit.






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"Re(3):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 03:00post reply


IGGY!!! Mai in-glish iz perfekt!!
So please, never tell me such things anymore. I'm a fragile person, and such word can easily ruin a whole life...

J'espère que tu est fier de toi et de ton armée de phoques...






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"Re(1):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 03:11post reply


quote:
First of all,I AM FOR REAL!Second,when it come to this shit,I NEVER JOKE!And last and definitely not least,for all those who believe that I better shut the fuck up,so should you.I hope you all have a nice motherfucking day.
Especially for you, to make sure you have all the cards in hand to understand what I'm saying, I will make this post AA-free (it will also be useful since I have the feeling this entire post will be quoted several times with a little “nice” added at the end). For the sharper ones, I will indicate which AA you should imagine between the sentences.

[AA of the winning art of Guile in SF2T]

Are you sure you don't have a board with some people that like you and don't wish you swallow your keyboard by mistake every time you type a letter? Because, you see, there is no one in this town that wish you stayed here. And yes, Onslaught was joking.

(AA of Chang doing his dancing winning pose)

Because you see, Onslaught is not really a friendly person. This is the reason he has terrifying avatars of cats killing people to death until they're dead. Onslaught is also evil and mean and unfaithful, as I made the shocking experience. Did you know Onslaught is the cause of all evil on the planet? He is the reason why we will never see again another Vampire or Jusgaku game ever, and he also eats cute little baby seals every morning. So, do like me: say no to drugs, say no to Onslaught.

(AA of an army of terrifying giant seals wearing football armors and baseball bats popping from nowhere and beating Chang to death)

Back to the subject, my dear snkneoshingo2k3 (C&P, thank you), I think it's time someone explains you a few basic tricks that will be useful not only on this board, but also in everyday life.

(AA of Iinchô performing her 2p team attack and showing Edge the basic points of the fight)

When you visit a community as old as this one, where each member has a long history of false kindness and brutal back slashing with everybody else, the first thing you want to do is to understand the general mood of the board.
No, I take this back.
The first thing you want to do is to learn the language they are using (in this case, English) so you are able to understand every nuance they are using. Because, you know, while English is definitely one of the most basic language on earth (I know, because I know every language that was, is or will be spoken on Earth. Except Klingon. I have at least this little piece of self respect left), it nevertheless manages to have that subtle component that allows you to say something while thinking absolutely the contrary, and at the same time making what you really think perfectly understandable to the readers so they laugh with you because you are so clever and funny and hairy.

(example : AA of Guile turtling in his corner, while Zangief can’t do anything but block his sonic booms. Zangief : “Oh, I hate you Guile”. Then Zangief jumps and is flashkicked to the other side of the galaxy. Hilarity ensues.)

While I’m not sure what exactly my example was supposed to prove, I am fairly confident you get my first point: you don’t speak English well enough to fit in here. But as you may have noticed, many foreigners fit in well here, even though English is not their first language! How do they do, you may ask? Well, let me tell you something.

(AA of a moe 3 years old girl with glasses and a sakurachan hairstyle wearing a school mizugi with cat ears on the top of her head, saying random things followed by “oniichan” to Guile)

The point to fit in a community, and this is particularly true (and easy) on the Internet, is to taste the ambiance to understand if you will be able to reproduce the same attitude in the hypothesis you get accepted by the other cool kids. Here, it is done by reading a lot of posts before posting anything; reading, and understanding. Not only, seeing your fanboyish way of speaking, haven’t you read anything before posting your antics, but you also failed repeatedly to understand the posts that were directly answered to you by many members of the board. Which sayed, in substance, try to improve your English, you insult the other foreigners that try to make intelligible posts in English, and also, mostly, calm down or leave. Because, you see, fanboyishm is not well seen here. This is why you don’t see that many Capcom fanboys vs. SNK fanboys flame wars here, because the only way to keep a society alive is to evade conflicts; this is done by trying to respect other people opinions and not throwing your faith in the face of everybody. This is why Sano, for example, won’t ever have friends here. But I digress.
Practical exercise: try to remove “Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!” from the end of your posts. Oh, and remove your signature also.
Other practical exercise: using words like “motherfucker” don’t make your speech more interesting. On the contrary, it makes you look like the 12 years old horny kid craving for attention you may be, but definitely don’t want to look like. Even when people are rude to you, being rude yourself never improves the level of conversation, or only if you can end it by punching your opponent in his face; but on this board, as on several other boards on the Internet, it will only result in you having glass shards in your hand, dying of electrocution, and your parents needing to buy a new monitor. So, since you obviously can’t win the fight with your punches, win it by being more polite then your opponents.
Yet another exercise: On the other hand, if people ask you to shut up, as displeasing as it may be, you ought to ask yourself why he does that. On one hand, he may be a total jerk, and in this case, you should ignore him. But on the other hand, he may also be right, and you should ask yourself “what have I done wrong?”
This brings us back to the first point of this lesson : it is important to understand the general mood of the board.

(AA of the same moe little girl, with her clothes torn and screaming “ohara no naka ni oniichan no kodomo GAIRU no!)(and yes, she’s still 3 years old)

This is the hardest part of this course, so listen carefully (Back to the AA of Iinchô and Edge). There is a problem with the way you speak. It’s difficult to explain clearly, but for example, writing all your posts as if you wrote a letter (starting with “hey dudes” and ending with “see you letter dudes”) is not appropriate on an internet board.
Then, the general style of your messages (and this concerns the “dudes” part) makes you sound like an hyperactive jerk, which, added to the fanboy problem, makes you completely unbearable and would push nearly anyone here to slap you in the face with a huge heart shaped tennis racket until you shut up (but doing so in such a stylish way that people assisting to the scene would have the impression to see butterflies around us). So, since if you are in a hurry, you can also type shorter messages, more compact, clearer messages, and if you are not, you can take the time to re-read yourself and make your messages seem more intelligible and pleasant to the eyes of the readers : CALM DOWN. There is no point in screaming around like you do.

(AA of Iinchô leaving Edge with her board in the sunset, while Edge thanks her)

Oh, and one last thing: there is something called humility in the world of the rhetoric, and it’s definitely the best invention since the doorknob. Whatever “information” you may have, it’s a good thing to share it, but it’s an even better thing to say where you got it, and also not to wait in an innerving “Thank me! Thank me! See what I have done for you!” way. People will thank you if they feel like it, if they don’t, it’s either they don’t believe you, or because what you said don’t interest them. Either way, give and don’t wait anything in return, or/and give only to the people you may think are worthy of your knowledge.

The End.

(AA of an army of terrifying giant seals wearing football armors and baseball bats popping from nowhere and beating Edge to death)

PS : You definitely have the power to do it: your ADN is 99% close to a chimpanzee’s, and your English is far, far better than Naruto’s. So, for your own good, improve or shut up definitely. And just a last word: if nothing seems to improve, I will definitely consider you are actually the Professor playing a little prank.

(AA of Guile shooting a Honda-shaped giant sonic boom in the back of Wolverine, who subsequently falls in a bath where a naked Leona was being stalked by Remy. When he sees this, Nash overcomes his fear and begins to wear sunglasses, but it doesn’t make him any stronger and he is turned into a giant fly by Ash, who then falls in love with Q and marry him).

And back to the subject, Tekken sucks.

I took the time to read your entire post,Iggy.And the only conclusion is that,while I'm not a jerk in real life,I somehow,without realizing it,am a jerk in this life.I simply wanted to be accepted by all of you,and yet,I gave you the impression that by my way of communicating and all,I'm nothing more than a complete idiot.So,as of this moment,I've decided to not care about myself anymore and only care about you.Thus,no more stupid trash talk to express you,no more giving info and taking any glory whatsoever(because it doesn't exist)and no more self-exposure.From now on,I'll do my utmost to only care about what you think about something and what I can do to help out.I hope we can all start afresh,just as I.
Peace Forever!





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"Re(1):Tekken 5 in Arcadia" , posted Wed 2 Jun 03:21post reply


And so, the flames died down, and everybody kissed and made love, and there was bliss again in the cafe.
*Mexican Guitar echoing from afar*

And then Trogdor came along, and all was laid to burnination.





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"Re(2):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 03:38:post reply


quote:
First of all,I AM FOR REAL!Second,when it come to this shit,I NEVER JOKE!And last and definitely not least,for all those who believe that I better shut the fuck up,so should you.I hope you all have a nice motherfucking day.
Especially for you, to make sure you have all the cards in hand to understand what I'm saying, I will make this post AA-free (it will also be useful since I have the feeling this entire post will be quoted several times with a little “nice” added at the end). For the sharper ones, I will indicate which AA you should imagine between the sentences.

[AA of the winning art of Guile in SF2T]

Are you sure you don't have a board with some people that like you and don't wish you swallow your keyboard by mistake every time you type a letter? Because, you see, there is no one in this town that wish you stayed here. And yes, Onslaught was joking.

(AA of Chang doing his dancing winning pose)

Because you see, Onslaught is not really a friendly person. This is the reason he has terrifying avatars of cats killing people to death until they're dead. Onslaught is also evil and mean and unfaithful, as I made the shocking experience. Did you know Onslaught is the cause of all evil on the planet? He is the reason why we will never see again another Vampire or Jusgaku game ever, and he also eats cute little baby seals every morning. So, do like me: say no to drugs, say no to Onslaught.

(AA of an army of terrifying giant seals wearing football armors and baseball bats popping from nowhere and beating Chang to death)

Back to the subject, my dear snkneoshingo2k3 (C&P, thank you), I think it's time someone explains you a few basic tricks that will be useful not only on this board, but also in everyday life.

(AA of Iinchô performing her 2p team attack and showing Edge the basic points of the fight)

When you visit a community as old as this one, where each member has a long history of false kindness and brutal back slashing with everybody else, the first thing you want to do is to understand the general mood of the board.
No, I take this back.
The first thing you want to do is to learn the language they are using (in this case, English) so you are able to understand every nuance they are using. Because, you know, while English is definitely one of the most basic language on earth (I know, because I know every language that was, is or will be spoken on Earth. Except Klingon. I have at least this little piece of self respect left), it nevertheless manages to have that subtle component that allows you to say something while thinking absolutely the contrary, and at the same time making what you really think perfectly understandable to the readers so they laugh with you because you are so clever and funny and hairy.

(example : AA of Guile turtling in his corner, while Zangief can’t do anything but block his sonic booms. Zangief : “Oh, I hate you Guile”. Then Zangief jumps and is flashkicked to the other side of the galaxy. Hilarity ensues.)

While I’m not sure what exactly my example was supposed to prove, I am fairly confident you get my first point: you don’t speak English well enough to fit in here. But as you may have noticed, many foreigners fit in well here, even though English is not their first language! How do they do, you may ask? Well, let me tell you something.

(AA of a moe 3 years old girl with glasses and a sakurachan hairstyle wearing a school mizugi with cat ears on the top of her head, saying random things followed by “oniichan” to Guile)

The point to fit in a community, and this is particularly true (and easy) on the Internet, is to taste the ambiance to understand if you will be able to reproduce the same attitude in the hypothesis you get accepted by the other cool kids. Here, it is done by reading a lot of posts before posting anything; reading, and understanding. Not only, seeing your fanboyish way of speaking, haven’t you read anything before posting your antics, but you also failed repeatedly to understand the posts that were directly answered to you by many members of the board. Which sayed, in substance, try to improve your English, you insult the other foreigners that try to make intelligible posts in English, and also, mostly, calm down or leave. Because, you see, fanboyishm is not well seen here. This is why you don’t see that many Capcom fanboys vs. SNK fanboys flame wars here, because the only way to keep a society alive is to evade conflicts; this is done by trying to respect other people opinions and not throwing your faith in the face of everybody. This is why Sano, for example, won’t ever have friends here. But I digress.
Practical exercise: try to remove “Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!” from the end of your posts. Oh, and remove your signature also.
Other practical exercise: using words like “motherfucker” don’t make your speech more interesting. On the contrary, it makes you look like the 12 years old horny kid craving for attention you may be, but definitely don’t want to look like. Even when people are rude to you, being rude yourself never improves the level of conversation, or only if you can end it by punching your opponent in his face; but on this board, as on several other boards on the Internet, it will only result in you having glass shards in your hand, dying of electrocution, and your parents needing to buy a new monitor. So, since you obviously can’t win the fight with your punches, win it by being more polite then your opponents.
Yet another exercise: On the other hand, if people ask you to shut up, as displeasing as it may be, you ought to ask yourself why he does that. On one hand, he may be a total jerk, and in this case, you should ignore him. But on the other hand, he may also be right, and you should ask yourself “what have I done wrong?”
This brings us back to the first point of this lesson : it is important to understand the general mood of the board.

(AA of the same moe little girl, with her clothes torn and screaming “ohara no naka ni oniichan no kodomo GAIRU no!)(and yes, she’s still 3 years old)

This is the hardest part of this course, so listen carefully (Back to the AA of Iinchô and Edge). There is a problem with the way you speak. It’s difficult to explain clearly, but for example, writing all your posts as if you wrote a letter (starting with “hey dudes” and ending with “see you letter dudes”) is not appropriate on an internet board.
Then, the general style of your messages (and this concerns the “dudes” part) makes you sound like an hyperactive jerk, which, added to the fanboy problem, makes you completely unbearable and would push nearly anyone here to slap you in the face with a huge heart shaped tennis racket until you shut up (but doing so in such a stylish way that people assisting to the scene would have the impression to see butterflies around us). So, since if you are in a hurry, you can also type shorter messages, more compact, clearer messages, and if you are not, you can take the time to re-read yourself and make your messages seem more intelligible and pleasant to the eyes of the readers : CALM DOWN. There is no point in screaming around like you do.

(AA of Iinchô leaving Edge with her board in the sunset, while Edge thanks her)

Oh, and one last thing: there is something called humility in the world of the rhetoric, and it’s definitely the best invention since the doorknob. Whatever “information” you may have, it’s a good thing to share it, but it’s an even better thing to say where you got it, and also not to wait in an innerving “Thank me! Thank me! See what I have done for you!” way. People will thank you if they feel like it, if they don’t, it’s either they don’t believe you, or because what you said don’t interest them. Either way, give and don’t wait anything in return, or/and give only to the people you may think are worthy of your knowledge.

The End.

(AA of an army of terrifying giant seals wearing football armors and baseball bats popping from nowhere and beating Edge to death)

PS : You definitely have the power to do it: your ADN is 99% close to a chimpanzee’s, and your English is far, far better than Naruto’s. So, for your own good, improve or shut up definitely. And just a last word: if nothing seems to improve, I will definitely consider you are actually the Professor playing a little prank.

(AA of Guile shooting a Honda-shaped giant sonic boom in the back of Wolverine, who subsequently falls in a bath where a naked Leona was being stalked by Remy. When he sees this, Nash overcomes his fear and begins to wear sunglasses, but it doesn’t make him any stronger and he is turned into a giant fly by Ash, who then falls in love with Q and marry him).

And back to the subject, Tekken sucks.
I took the time to read your entire post,Iggy.And the only conclusion is that,while I'm not a jerk in real life,I somehow,without realizing it,am a jerk in this life.I simply wanted to be accepted by all of you,and yet,I gave you the impression that by my way of communicating and all,I'm nothing more than a complete idiot.So,as of this moment,I've decided to not care about myself anymore and only care about you.Thus,no more stupid trash talk to express you,no more giving info and taking any glory whatsoever(because it doesn't exist)and no more self-exposure.From now on,I'll do my utmost to only care about what you think about something and what I can do to help out.I hope we can all start afresh,just as I.
Peace Forever!


you almost forgot something. it begins with a mess and ends with a messatsu

all kidding aside, don't change for anyone, snkneoshingo2k3. you're my favorite mmcafe member of the year (last year's winner being dutch schultz)





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"Re(3):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 03:48post reply


quote:
First of all,I AM FOR REAL!Second,when it come to this shit,I NEVER JOKE!And last and definitely not least,for all those who believe that I better shut the fuck up,so should you.I hope you all have a nice motherfucking day.
Especially for you, to make sure you have all the cards in hand to understand what I'm saying, I will make this post AA-free (it will also be useful since I have the feeling this entire post will be quoted several times with a little “nice” added at the end). For the sharper ones, I will indicate which AA you should imagine between the sentences.

[AA of the winning art of Guile in SF2T]

Are you sure you don't have a board with some people that like you and don't wish you swallow your keyboard by mistake every time you type a letter? Because, you see, there is no one in this town that wish you stayed here. And yes, Onslaught was joking.

(AA of Chang doing his dancing winning pose)

Because you see, Onslaught is not really a friendly person. This is the reason he has terrifying avatars of cats killing people to death until they're dead. Onslaught is also evil and mean and unfaithful, as I made the shocking experience. Did you know Onslaught is the cause of all evil on the planet? He is the reason why we will never see again another Vampire or Jusgaku game ever, and he also eats cute little baby seals every morning. So, do like me: say no to drugs, say no to Onslaught.

(AA of an army of terrifying giant seals wearing football armors and baseball bats popping from nowhere and beating Chang to death)

Back to the subject, my dear snkneoshingo2k3 (C&P, thank you), I think it's time someone explains you a few basic tricks that will be useful not only on this board, but also in everyday life.

(AA of Iinchô performing her 2p team attack and showing Edge the basic points of the fight)

When you visit a community as old as this one, where each member has a long history of false kindness and brutal back slashing with everybody else, the first thing you want to do is to understand the general mood of the board.
No, I take this back.
The first thing you want to do is to learn the language they are using (in this case, English) so you are able to understand every nuance they are using. Because, you know, while English is definitely one of the most basic language on earth (I know, because I know every language that was, is or will be spoken on Earth. Except Klingon. I have at least this little piece of self respect left), it nevertheless manages to have that subtle component that allows you to say something while thinking absolutely the contrary, and at the same time making what you really think perfectly understandable to the readers so they laugh with you because you are so clever and funny and hairy.

(example : AA of Guile turtling in his corner, while Zangief can’t do anything but block his sonic booms. Zangief : “Oh, I hate you Guile”. Then Zangief jumps and is flashkicked to the other side of the galaxy. Hilarity ensues.)

While I’m not sure what exactly my example was supposed to prove, I am fairly confident you get my first point: you don’t speak English well enough to fit in here. But as you may have noticed, many foreigners fit in well here, even though English is not their first language! How do they do, you may ask? Well, let me tell you something.

(AA of a moe 3 years old girl with glasses and a sakurachan hairstyle wearing a school mizugi with cat ears on the top of her head, saying random things followed by “oniichan” to Guile)

The point to fit in a community, and this is particularly true (and easy) on the Internet, is to taste the ambiance to understand if you will be able to reproduce the same attitude in the hypothesis you get accepted by the other cool kids. Here, it is done by reading a lot of posts before posting anything; reading, and understanding. Not only, seeing your fanboyish way of speaking, haven’t you read anything before posting your antics, but you also failed repeatedly to understand the posts that were directly answered to you by many members of the board. Which sayed, in substance, try to improve your English, you insult the other foreigners that try to make intelligible posts in English, and also, mostly, calm down or leave. Because, you see, fanboyishm is not well seen here. This is why you don’t see that many Capcom fanboys vs. SNK fanboys flame wars here, because the only way to keep a society alive is to evade conflicts; this is done by trying to respect other people opinions and not throwing your faith in the face of everybody. This is why Sano, for example, won’t ever have friends here. But I digress.
Practical exercise: try to remove “Peace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!” from the end of your posts. Oh, and remove your signature also.
Other practical exercise: using words like “motherfucker” don’t make your speech more interesting. On the contrary, it makes you look like the 12 years old horny kid craving for attention you may be, but definitely don’t want to look like. Even when people are rude to you, being rude yourself never improves the level of conversation, or only if you can end it by punching your opponent in his face; but on this board, as on several other boards on the Internet, it will only result in you having glass shards in your hand, dying of electrocution, and your parents needing to buy a new monitor. So, since you obviously can’t win the fight with your punches, win it by being more polite then your opponents.
Yet another exercise: On the other hand, if people ask you to shut up, as displeasing as it may be, you ought to ask yourself why he does that. On one hand, he may be a total jerk, and in this case, you should ignore him. But on the other hand, he may also be right, and you should ask yourself “what have I done wrong?”
This brings us back to the first point of this lesson : it is important to understand the general mood of the board.

(AA of the same moe little girl, with her clothes torn and screaming “ohara no naka ni oniichan no kodomo GAIRU no!)(and yes, she’s still 3 years old)

This is the hardest part of this course, so listen carefully (Back to the AA of Iinchô and Edge). There is a problem with the way you speak. It’s difficult to explain clearly, but for example, writing all your posts as if you wrote a letter (starting with “hey dudes” and ending with “see you letter dudes”) is not appropriate on an internet board.
Then, the general style of your messages (and this concerns the “dudes” part) makes you sound like an hyperactive jerk, which, added to the fanboy problem, makes you completely unbearable and would push nearly anyone here to slap you in the face with a huge heart shaped tennis racket until you shut up (but doing so in such a stylish way that people assisting to the scene would have the impression to see butterflies around us). So, since if you are in a hurry, you can also type shorter messages, more compact, clearer messages, and if you are not, you can take the time to re-read yourself and make your messages seem more intelligible and pleasant to the eyes of the readers : CALM DOWN. There is no point in screaming around like you do.

(AA of Iinchô leaving Edge with her board in the sunset, while Edge thanks her)

Oh, and one last thing: there is something called humility in the world of the rhetoric, and it’s definitely the best invention since the doorknob. Whatever “information” you may have, it’s a good thing to share it, but it’s an even better thing to say where you got it, and also not to wait in an innerving “Thank me! Thank me! See what I have done for you!” way. People will thank you if they feel like it, if they don’t, it’s either they don’t believe you, or because what you said don’t interest them. Either way, give and don’t wait anything in return, or/and give only to the people you may think are worthy of your knowledge.

The End.

(AA of an army of terrifying giant seals wearing football armors and baseball bats popping from nowhere and beating Edge to death)

PS : You definitely have the power to do it: your ADN is 99% close to a chimpanzee’s, and your English is far, far better than Naruto’s. So, for your own good, improve or shut up definitely. And just a last word: if nothing seems to improve, I will definitely consider you are actually the Professor playing a little prank.

(AA of Guile shooting a Honda-shaped giant sonic boom in the back of Wolverine, who subsequently falls in a bath where a naked Leona was being stalked by Remy. When he sees this, Nash overcomes his fear and begins to wear sunglasses, but it doesn’t make him any stronger and he is turned into a giant fly by Ash, who then falls in love with Q and marry him).

And back to the subject, Tekken sucks.
I took the time to read your entire post,Iggy.And the only conclusion is that,while I'm not a jerk in real life,I somehow,without realizing it,am a jerk in this life.I simply wanted to be accepted by all of you,and yet,I gave you the impression that by my way of communicating and all,I'm nothing more than a complete idiot.So,as of this moment,I've decided to not care about myself anymore and only care about you.Thus,no more stupid trash talk to express you,no more giving info and taking any glory whatsoever(because it doesn't exist)and no more self-exposure.From now on,I'll do my utmost to only care about what you think about something and what I can do to help out.I hope we can all start afresh,just as I.
Peace Forever!

you almost forgot something. it begins with a mess and ends with a messatsu



MESSATSU

And WTF is it with The Tekken Creators?
They're adding MORE unrealistic things to t5? More lasers and pandas? That's just what the Tekken series not needed.

MESSATSU





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"Re(2):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 04:03post reply


quote:

I took the time to read your entire post,Iggy.And the only conclusion is that,while I'm not a jerk in real life,I somehow,without realizing it,am a jerk in this life.I simply wanted to be accepted by all of you,and yet,I gave you the impression that by my way of communicating and all,I'm nothing more than a complete idiot.So,as of this moment,I've decided to not care about myself anymore and only care about you.Thus,no more stupid trash talk to express you,no more giving info and taking any glory whatsoever(because it doesn't exist)and no more self-exposure.From now on,I'll do my utmost to only care about what you think about something and what I can do to help out.I hope we can all start afresh,just as I.
Peace Forever!



I'm really glad I was wrong, and you don't know how happy that makes me. I hope you become a great member of this community.

BTW, were't you Maltese? Then, welcome to the EU!!





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"Re(2):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 04:04:post reply


"So,as of this moment,I've decided to not care about myself anymore"

I understand that you wanted to be accepted but not caring about yourself is not the answer. Neither is saying fuck 100 times. Everyone's primary complaint is that you're not communicating clearly. (grammar included) Look at it this way. What you're doing is the equivalent of me posting at a spanish board. (I SUCK at spanish)

"Peace Forever!"

Did you really read the entire thing?

"Practical exercise: try to remove 밣eace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!?from the end of your posts. Oh, and remove your signature also."





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"Re(3):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 04:45post reply


quote:
"So,as of this moment,I've decided to not care about myself anymore"

I understand that you wanted to be accepted but not caring about yourself is not the answer. Neither is saying fuck 100 times. Everyone's primary complaint is that you're not communicating clearly. (grammar included) Look at it this way. What you're doing is the equivalent of me posting at a spanish board. (I SUCK at spanish)

"Peace Forever!"

Did you really read the entire thing?

"Practical exercise: try to remove 밣eace Forever!SNK Playmore Forever!?from the end of your posts. Oh, and remove your signature also."

Thanks for your POV man,and BTW,I left the Peace Forever tag to properly conclude this whole self-focusing.After all,any kind of opinion is always welcome,because any lesson is worth learning.Later.





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"Re(4):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 05:09post reply


There is no knowledge that is not power!

(Not ironic... or is it?)





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"Re(5):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 07:32post reply


I lie, I steal, I rape and I cheat.

And I killed a bunny, but I'm still a gentleman, isn't that ironic???


Also my social group as officially declared me a Geysha.







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"Re(6):Do - it - yourself - AA - filled - post" , posted Wed 2 Jun 10:09post reply


FOr some reason, whenever Iggy posts a "D", it displays as a den/電 on this computer.






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