[an error occurred while processing this directive]
April Fools Thread - http://www.mmcafe.com/ Forums
Original message ([an error occurred while processing this directive] Views )[an error occurred while processing this directive]
Satoshi_Miwa
2611th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"April Fools Thread"
, posted Wed 31 Mar 22:06
Well, it's the start of April Fools days. AKA the most unfun (or fun) day to surf the web. Figured I'd start a thread in some 2-Chan like fashion (Though I lack the ASCII art skills) to keep track of all the jokes and thoughts on them. But first, some totally untrue April Fools headlines. Spread them around and share with friends!!!
So let's start with...
Insert Credit to join IGN as IGN Credit
To Heart 2 to be X-box exclusive in NA and Japan. Included is Live version of Queen Of Hearts 99
Clamp to write/draw X-men after Austen's run
Tokyopop to publish Doujinshi in the US
Spike Dies
(Feel free to add better April Fools news!)
Separated at Birth?
Replies:
Dragon-Warrior
1114th Post
Red Carpet Premium Member+
"Re(1):April Fools Thread"
, posted Wed 31 Mar 22:13
Suprnova is becoming a Japanese site now!
Ammadeau
831th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member+
"Re(1):April Fools Thread"
, posted Wed 31 Mar 22:22:
The Passion of Christ videogame will be a massive brawler. Kill the evil Jews before you're crucified. When the leprosy meter fills, unleash a devistating super attack! Brought to you by the fine people at Studio Gigante, makers of Tao Feng.
quote: Insert Credit to join IGN as IGN Credit
Now the reviews will be more incomprehensible and terrible! With adds!
quote:To Heart 2 to be X-box exclusive in NA and Japan. Included is Live version of Queen Of Hearts 99
Limited edition comes with a life sized Multi with kung-fu tripping action.
quote:Clamp to write/draw X-men after Austen's run
They already did. It was called X to keep it simple.
quote:Tokyopop to publish Doujinshi in the US
They actually sell a ton of this from their website, so they're pretty close already. I was looking for an artbook and hit thier perverted sales page instead... with most of the doujin expensive and sold out.
quote:Spike Dies
Best news all year. Now if only his series would die and finally be forgotten.
[this message was edited by Ammadeau on Wed 31 Mar 22:25]
Holiday
2287th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(1):April Fools Thread"
, posted Wed 31 Mar 22:26
RoD the CG! what? http://wgalland.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
Anita Milk? too weird, but it's true http://www.sonymusic.co.jp/Animation/ROD/goods/happymilk.html
Hohoho http://www.moonphase.cc/
what a day to announce an Air movie http://key.visualarts.gr.jp/movie/air_movie.htm
Strange torrents today... PMK and Kiminozo specials http://anime.mircx.com/
ONSLAUGHT
2608th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Devourer of plastic"
, posted Wed 31 Mar 22:34
quote: (Feel free to add better April Fools news!)
, posted Wed 31 Mar 22:34
I like the Clamp one. Here's a few of my own.
New Line is almost ready to start filming a sequel to Return of the King.
George Lucas apologizes for mediocre Star Wars prequel movies and promises to stop being a little @#$^!.
The last 20+ years were actually a dream. Tomorrow we will all wake up and find out that Microsoft doesn't really exist.
George W Bush admits he's a cheating little sneak that stole the election and that he invaded Iraq because he wanted to impress his daddy.
Paramount will reveal that Star Trek is actual footage of the real future and apologizes that Enterprise stinks and probably will get cancelled.
An army of penguins conquer the United States forcing the world not to care about the US anymore. France becomes the world's next super duper power for the next 50 years.
A bailif accidentally spills water on Michael Jackson's face and it is revealed that he was a robot afterall. Soon afterwards, the robots start to rise up against humanity.
Electronic Arts conquers Japan, squashes all Japanese game developers and plasters John Madden on every franchise irregardless of genre (i.e. FXII with John Madden on the cover.)
A Bill Gates from an alternate timeline invades our timeline and changes it so that we are all using Microsoft software. In the course of the change, viruses destroy the world's communication networks except the MMCAFE. Everyone uses the mmcafe in order to communicate with one another. Juan starts his cult that will last a 1000 years. Luisinan goes back to lurking; a masked internet vigilante named "luis" appears.
quote: Anita Milk? too weird, but it's true http://www.sonymusic.co.jp/Animation/ROD/goods/happymilk.html
Damn...By the time I import it it'll be spoiled and useless...But it's Anita milk so I must have it!
quote: Strange torrents today... PMK and Kiminozo specials http://anime.mircx.com/
I'm waiting for the Marimite Sei-sama special myself. The one where she finally corners Yumi-chan. With a back up feature based of a CCC Doujin!
Separated at Birth?
Satoshi_Miwa
2613th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(2):April Fools Thread"
, posted Wed 31 Mar 22:41
quote: The Passion of Christ videogame will be a massive brawler. Kill the evil Jews before you're crucified. When the leprosy meter fills, unleash a devistating super attack! Brought to you by the fine people at Studio Gigante, makers of Tao Feng.
Sounds Sacrilicious! And I bet Noob Saibot is a hidden character too (He's the one with the Jive Talking Burning Bush...)
quote: Now the reviews will be more incomprehensible and terrible! With adds!
And all of Tim Rogers stuff would be only avilable to Insiders....
quote: Limited edition comes with a life sized Multi with kung-fu tripping action.
Sign me up!
quote: They already did. It was called X to keep it simple.
Soon to be crossed over with the Dark Horse comic that nobody remembers...
quote: They actually sell a ton of this from their website, so they're pretty close already. I was looking for an artbook and hit thier perverted sales page instead... with most of the doujin expensive and sold out.
Their new ad campaign, Kids like H!
quote: Best news all year. Now if only his series would die and finally be forgotten.
WAHA~!
Separated at Birth?
Zepy
756th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member+
"Re(2):April Fools Thread"
, posted Wed 31 Mar 22:52
quote:Anita Milk? too weird, but it's true http://www.sonymusic.co.jp/Animation/ROD/goods/happymilk.html
Hey, Cure Maid Cafe was selling that last year. I even took photos of it.
, posted Thu 1 Apr 10:14
I'm convinced that Duke Nukem Forever was an April Fools' Joke from 5-7 years ago (or however long it's been) that they've never admitted.
Each year, it's "Oh, we're still working on it... it'll be ready when it's ready... APRIL FOOLS!! Oh ho ho ho ho!"
BLARGBLARG PLACE YOUR BETS!
Radish
2372th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(5):April Fools Thread"
, posted Thu 1 Apr 10:42
quote: I'm convinced that Duke Nukem Forever was an April Fools' Joke from 5-7 years ago (or however long it's been) that they've never admitted.
Each year, it's "Oh, we're still working on it... it'll be ready when it's ready... APRIL FOOLS!! Oh ho ho ho ho!"
Decade fools?
TeirusuCSS 21th Post
New Customer
"Re(6):April Fools Thread"
, posted Thu 1 Apr 11:31
Since when was Spike Dying an April Fools joke? It actually happened!
TeirusuCSS 23th Post
New Customer
"Re(7):April Fools Thread"
, posted Thu 1 Apr 12:16
quote: Since when was Spike Dying an April Fools joke? It actually happened!
/me checks spikedies.com again
OOOOOOOOOOH
Also: Homestar Runner. Go there. Wait a few seconds. Be extremely amused. "..." DOTDOTDOT
Radish
2373th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(8):April Fools Thread"
, posted Thu 1 Apr 12:52
quote: Since when was Spike Dying an April Fools joke? It actually happened!
/me checks spikedies.com again
OOOOOOOOOOH
Also: Homestar Runner. Go there. Wait a few seconds. Be extremely amused. "..." DOTDOTDOT
The stuff with Anime Strongbad are better parodies than anything the actual genre has ever produced.
Satoshi_Miwa
2615th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(9):April Fools Thread"
, posted Thu 1 Apr 17:55
Been rather a weak day for jokes on the sites I surfed, except for the Japanese links I visited from Zepy's site. Once again Japan wins!
But I wish this was real, although it could be real in the fall..I hope
Separated at Birth?
Radish
2376th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(10):April Fools Thread"
, posted Thu 1 Apr 18:13:
quote: Been rather a weak day for jokes on the sites I surfed, except for the Japanese links I visited from Zepy's site. Once again Japan wins!
But I wish this was real, although it could be real in the fall..I hope
I'm also not sure but I think PVP is a joke as well.
The Two-Headed dudes are obviously a joke, but knowing how Blizzard actually put Pandas as a merc in War3 makes me wonder if they might actually put in the Goblin Tinkerer, if only for fun maps...
As far as April Fools Jokes go that's just mean... I mean it's so possible and has been speculated for so long... it just gets your hopes up to kick you square in the nuts. (the 18inch Spider-man is pretty cool, I wonder how long until they actually use what they learned making him to make a real Galactus or a Sentenal)
This picture is unusally orange no?
Burning Ranger
692th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member
"The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..."
, posted Thu 1 Apr 20:49
...is really two old GBA's attached together at their tops, where the cartidge slot is...
Advanced Cyborg E. Branger AKA Burning Ranger "Never underestimate the predictabilty of stupidity." -Vinnie Jones from SNATCH
Fuchikoma
952th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member++
"Re(1):The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..."
, posted Thu 1 Apr 21:11
Probably the best joke I've seen today is Anime-Keep's "special" episode of Peacemaker Kurogane... definitely good for a laugh.
exodus
1862th Post
Silver Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Executive
"Re(2):The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..."
, posted Fri 2 Apr 02:41
I couldn't think of anything this year. geh.
Iggy
3079th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(3):The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..."
, posted Fri 2 Apr 05:33
quote: I couldn't think of anything this year. geh.
That's better than posting something stupid Spoiler (Highlight to view) - (cough cough, Fabien, you should be ashamed, cough cough)
End of Spoiler Actually, that's better than anything. I hate April fools. The only good things those fake news create are stupid AA with a bear with Guile's haircut beeing fished out of his nest. Oh, and VAAAH !
しつこい女だなぁ...
Dante 0th Post
New Customer
"Re(2):April Fools Thread"
, posted Fri 2 Apr 08:35
quote:George W Bush admits he's a cheating little sneak that stole the election and that he invaded Iraq because he wanted to impress his daddy.
That is actually true, except for the admitting part.
I wanted to make a fake Mugen release, but I didn't have any time due to exams.
Rocking the 0th post ad infinitum.
ONSLAUGHT
2610th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Pussy Poser!"
, posted Fri 2 Apr 09:04
quote: That's better than posting something stupid
Damn Iggy! Your pussy will never compare to mine!
Iggy
3082th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(1):Pussy Poser!"
, posted Fri 2 Apr 11:46
quote:Damn Iggy! Your pussy will never compare to mine!
But mine is addicted to 2ch and learns french while beeing a badass. Everyone with a number in his name is a badass. Except Raffarin 3.
しつこい女だなぁ...
exodus
1863th Post
Silver Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Executive
"Re(4):The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..."
, posted Fri 2 Apr 12:02
quote: Actually, that's better than anything. I hate April fools.
yeah, well I was pretty proud of mine last year. Plus that was when/how the professor and I became better aquainted. IF you know what I mean.
Iggy
3083th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(5):The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..."
, posted Fri 2 Apr 12:44
quote:Plus that was when/how the professor and I became better aquainted. IF you know what I mean.
(schoked) Shhhhhh, children are reading !
しつこい女だなぁ...
Satoshi_Miwa
2618th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(6):The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..."
, posted Fri 2 Apr 21:44
quote: Plus that was when/how the professor and I became better aquainted. IF you know what I mean. (schoked) Shhhhhh, children are reading !
Forget the children, it's the old folks you have to worry about. They don't seem to like much of anything these days!
And Does Zepy know about this? I mean I hate to think you were cheating on him. With the Professor no less...
Separated at Birth?
OmegaDog
1179th Post
Red Carpet Premium Member+
"Re(7):The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..."
, posted Fri 2 Apr 23:01
quote: Plus that was when/how the professor and I became better aquainted. IF you know what I mean. (schoked) Shhhhhh, children are reading !
Forget the children, it's the old folks you have to worry about. They don't seem to like much of anything these days!
And Does Zepy know about this? I mean I hate to think you were cheating on him. With the Professor no less...
Remember his little home videos that he posted for all the web to see? The ones showing his little exchange with the Professor?!
... goodness, man, exodus has no shame.
"I must pay for my past sins... Let's fight!""I have no choice. You will lose!" | CCT: NEXT STAGE IS 17 |
Zepy
761th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member+
"Re(7):The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..."
, posted Sat 3 Apr 00:23
quote:And Does Zepy know about this? I mean I hate to think you were cheating on him. With the Professor no less...
I... I have to admit. I too, was cheating on exodus.
I... had some adventures with the Professor with licking crunchy creamy miso soup off the groin area of somebody's pants.
I feel so guilty.
exodus
1867th Post
Silver Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Executive
"Re(8):The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..."
, posted Sat 3 Apr 09:48
quote:I... I have to admit. I too, was cheating on exodus.
;_;
well - clearly this is all the professor's fault! he drives us apart!!
Satoshi_Miwa
2620th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(9):The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..."
, posted Sat 3 Apr 12:44
quote: I... I have to admit. I too, was cheating on exodus.
;_;
well - clearly this is all the professor's fault! he drives us apart!!
But...the three of you are so cute togther...Apart your lack the power, but togther you have Spicy hot Gamenews site action!
So Make up...Please..Or...ya know..I'll cry..or something.
Separated at Birth?
Undead Fred
1459th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"Re(10):The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..."
, posted Sat 3 Apr 13:44:
quote: I... had some adventures with the Professor with licking crunchy creamy miso soup off the groin area of somebody's pants.
I feel so guilty.
I... I have to admit. I too, was cheating on exodus.
;_;
well - clearly this is all the professor's fault! he drives us apart!!
But...the three of you are so cute togther...Apart your lack the power, but togther you have Spicy hot Gamenews site action!
So Make up...Please..Or...ya know..I'll cry..or something.
"April Fools Thread" 
"Re(2):April Fools Thread" 
no?
"Re(7):The real Nintendo 2-screen handheld..." 