I still need to see the train wreck that is the House of the Dead movie, but this should be equally crappy.
*waits for trailer with more bullet-time dizziness*
"Fear Effect is a fantastic game with a dark story," said Boll. "I want to create an action film in the vein of Charlie's Angels but portray its sexy heroines, Hana and Rain, in a much edgier fashion."
I just pictured a shot for the preview of Hana and Rain making out while they both shoot at someone in slow motion.
BLARGBLARG PLACE YOUR BETS!
Argus 38th Post
Rare Customer
"Re(2):Fear Effect the Movie...by Uwe Boll."
, posted Sun 8 Feb 13:46
Oh nooooo.
I'm just sad there's been no true sequel... :(
Whip's Disciple 13th Post
New Customer
"Re(3):Fear Effect the Movie...by Uwe Boll."
, posted Sun 8 Feb 15:51
Timing for this is kinda weird seeing how Kronos went bankrupt and Edios refused to publish the new Fear Effect game.
http://ps2.ign.com/articles/490/490548p1.html
Either way, if this movie makes money, I hope they do pubish the sequel.
OYashiroForever
715th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member
"Re(4):Fear Effect the Movie...by Uwe Boll."
, posted Sun 8 Feb 16:22
quote: Timing for this is kinda weird seeing how Kronos went bankrupt and Edios refused to publish the new Fear Effect game.
Kronos went bankrupt!? <does dance of joy>
In other news, this movie will suck the hair off a donkey's rectum.
"Only two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former."
"Your denial is beneath you and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs I see through you."
Dr Baghead
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"Re(5):Fear Effect the Movie...by Uwe Boll."
, posted Sun 8 Feb 22:09
quote:In other news, this movie will suck the hair off a donkey's rectum.
You're mistaking "Fear Effect" for "Fear Factor", common mistake
(pop culture cliche #197, check!)
This picture is unusally orange no?
Satoshi_Miwa
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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(6):Fear Effect the Movie...by Uwe Boll."
, posted Sun 8 Feb 23:12
quote: You're mistaking "Fear Effect" for "Fear Factor", common mistake
"Fear Effect the Movie...by Uwe Boll." 
the universe and human stupidity
