But it needs a special overpriced konami controller to go with it. Then it'd be perfect.
exodus
1733th Post
Tailored Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Member
"Re(2):this is the game to buy a PS2 for."
, posted Tue 3 Feb 01:22
quote: But it needs a special overpriced konami controller to go with it. Then it'd be perfect.
MOTION SENSING CHOPSTICKS!
I'm ready for it.
whitesword
1480th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"Re(1):this is the game to buy a PS2 for."
, posted Tue 3 Feb 01:31
Veggie scum! DIE!
*stab stab stab > chop chop chop xx hyper grill*
exodus
1735th Post
Tailored Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Member
"Re(2):this is the game to buy a PS2 for."
, posted Tue 3 Feb 02:00
quote: Veggie scum! DIE!
*stab stab stab > chop chop chop xx hyper grill*
that's the only way you'll get me, too. Cause we folk live 10 years longer than you, HAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaa
whitesword
1481th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"Re(3):this is the game to buy a PS2 for."
, posted Tue 3 Feb 02:02
quote: that's the only way you'll get me, too. Cause we folk live 10 years longer than you, HAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ha! Well enjoy those 10 years of ultra-poopieness, ever-sleepiness, and eveything phobianess EX plus alpha!
Ha ha! Old senile Exodus! Ha ha!
Ammadeau
695th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member
"Re(3):this is the game to buy a PS2 for."
, posted Tue 3 Feb 03:53
quote: MOTION SENSING CHOPSTICKS!
I'm ready for it.
I know you're kidding, but even though I didn't buy maracas, I think I would purchase digital chopsticks, even though I doubt I could use them properly.
The review makes me want to have a big heaping glass of MEAT!
Ishmael
1168th Post
Red Carpet Premium Member+
"Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 10:08
The belief that videogames influence behavior is a laughable idea. After playing GTA I didn't feel the need to run over hookers nor after playing a fighting game do I have the urge to fly through the air while punching out a boy named Bridget. Based on the power of that review, however, I'm going to go out and stuff as much meat as possible into my body for dinner tonight. God, but I love meat.
Iggy
2708th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(1):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 10:11
DRINK COFFEE AND BURN BUTTERFLIES
quote:Based on the power of that review, however, I'm going to go out and stuff as much meat as possible into my body for dinner tonight.
Alert Leiberman!!
and yeah, it's true that I don't want to live 10 years longer than anybody. But it's a fun thing to say.
either way, when the beasts revolt like in Animal Farm, I'm gonna be spared.
hamburger eaters are fat! hah!
Spoon 92th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(3):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 11:10
quote: hamburger eaters are fat! hah!
To say nothing of those who would actually drink meatshakes, where you can ask for stuff like Double Mayo. Oh lord, why... But meatshake may contribute to the earlier deaths of those who would drink such things, so maybe it's not so bad. The livestock will win their vengeance in the end!
Of course, you could go to a Chinese restaurant up here and order stuff like a plate of deep fried chicken knees. Serious. And we haven't even hit the level of Hong Kong yet, where you can order entire skewers of roasted chicken/duck butts.
And since when were you a vegetarian? Was it after one of those trips to Japan where you had to experience inedible "food"?
Hit me up when the God of Cookery game strikes. I'm sure it'll be a system-seller.
exodus
1738th Post
Tailored Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Member
"Re(4):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 12:02
wait...meatshakes are REAL?? jesus.
actually, in truth, I don't have too much of a problem with people eating meat on their own, I just don't want to do it.
I would really prefer it if people would eat free-range cattle and chicken though. At least give them a little dignity before they die.
I've been a vegetarian since I was 8, making it 14 years now.
Rid Hershel
5792th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(3):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 12:17
quote:either way, when the beasts revolt like in Animal Farm, I'm gonna be spared.
Just wait to be chased by giant walking mutant onions and you'll see :P
Juan
3804th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(4):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 12:18
I have a tree that grows cookies.
quote: either way, when the beasts revolt like in Animal Farm, I'm gonna be spared. Just wait to be chased by giant walking mutant onions and you'll see :P
Dragon-warrior
1069th Post
Red Carpet Premium Member
"Re(5):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 12:21:
quote: I've been a vegetarian since I was 8, making it 14 years now.
you don't even eat Fish? O_O SUGOI! but too bad you miss alot of tasty MEAT BTW what do you eat for lunch dinner? beans eggs everyday?!? oo and really Meatshake sound... Terrible.....awful... XoX
[this message was edited by Dragon-warrior on Tue 3 Feb 12:32]
, posted Tue 3 Feb 12:46
Has anyone heard of a Japanese Playstation game called My Cooking? It sounds more fun than Yakiniku, since it involves cooking for many different establishments using different analog stick motions for each part of cooking. You frantically run a restaurant (seemingly by yourself) in styles from Ramen to Junkfood to Gormet. Most elements of cooking are handled with the analog sticks. Chopping veggies requires you to tap down on the right stick to chop, while moving the left stick left to keep the knife moving down the vegetable. Pouring beer takes a steady down-pour/glass-tilt motion on the sticks. Not to mention the other odd occurences such as chasing deadbeat customers down the street (rapid up-down analog stick movements), stompin' cockroaches in your kitchen (Aa-! Kokiburi!), or calling the cops on the drunk before he makes your customers flee. It's the best use of the analog sticks ever. A real must-have for quirky-game lovers and a suprisingly good party game with 2-player Cooking Battle options.
My webspace closed their business without telling their customers, so I've got a nice broken link avatar picture for everyone to see.
Octopi are kinda' funny. You can't blame them for anything.
Minuteman 99th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(1):My Cooking?"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 13:20
Maybe there's a code to have some beef tainted with mad cow disease? Cows falling over is both funny and sad to watch at the same time.
exodus
1739th Post
Tailored Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Member
"Re(6):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 15:17
quote: you don't even eat Fish? O_O
nope. and meat isn't tasty to me, except chicken and turkey.
I eat a lot of pasta, tofu, greens, beans, grains (rice, etc) and whatnot. Think of a buddhist monk, and I probably eat like them, just with a lot more salt poured on.
Oh and rid: I don't eat onions!! I'll be spared! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!
Spoon 95th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(1):My Cooking?"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 16:07
quote: Has anyone heard of a Japanese Playstation game called My Cooking?
Was it also called "Ore no Ryouri" (or something like that)?
I remember hearing something about that... stuff like pouring drinks and junk in it?
Rid Hershel
5793th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"!!!!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 16:11
quote:I don't eat onions!!
Oh my god, I can understand somebody not eating meat (I rarelly do), but NO ONIONS??? That's insane...
Spoon 96th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(7):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 16:20
quote: nope. and meat isn't tasty to me, except chicken and turkey.
But the factory-farmed versions of those are nearly the blandest of all meats! Sure, that blandness brings versatility, but it's like enjoying white rice over all other grains! Surely there's more to life!
quote: Oh and rid: I don't eat onions!! I'll be spared! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!
Why deprive yourself of such a culinary treasure? There is so much good to be found in onions!
But I'm sure that people who like to eat onions are going to like me are going to get cut down like wheat when Chop-Chop Master Onion leads the glorius revolution in the year 20XX, following the nuclear war.
biggsyke 4th Post
New Customer
"Re(5):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 17:02
quote: wait...meatshakes are REAL?? jesus.
Don't you want to taste the secret? Don't you want to feed your face? If you want to taste the secret Meatshake is the place Don't you want to taste the secret? Do It Now! Meatshake, when you're hungry AND thirsty.
"Meet me at the fork in the road where the lost souls are indecisive. Meet me at the crossroads so I can have someone to walk into the light with..." - Sage Francis Crack Pipes
Spoon 97th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(6):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 17:30
quote: wait...meatshakes are REAL?? jesus.
Don't you want to taste the secret? Don't you want to feed your face? If you want to taste the secret Meatshake is the place Don't you want to taste the secret? Do It Now! Meatshake, when you're hungry AND thirsty.
Liquified meat: it's like unset hot dogs!
Dragon-warrior
1069th Post
Red Carpet Premium Member
"Re(7):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 18:16
quote: you don't even eat Fish? O_O
nope. and meat isn't tasty to me, except chicken and turkey.
I eat a lot of pasta, tofu, greens, beans, grains (rice, etc) and whatnot. Think of a buddhist monk, and I probably eat like them, just with a lot more salt poured on.
hmmm it is not as bad as i thought it is but still it won't work for me ... LAMB MEAAAT is TASTY ! COW MEAT IS TASTLESS!
Satoshi_Miwa
2550th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(8):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 20:07
When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University!
Now, as our courtesty provide by our friends at the local Meat packers lets all help ourselves to some tripe....
Separated at Birth?
Mav 35th Post
Rare Customer
"Re(2):My Cooking?"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 20:25
quote: Was it also called "Ore no Ryouri" (or something like that)?
Ore no Ryori! Dah, that's it! I haven't known the real name all this time, since nobody knew the kanji on the title screen. Quirktacular.
Octopi are kinda' funny. You can't blame them for anything.
exodus
1740th Post
Tailored Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Member
"Re(8):Have a meatshake!"
, posted Tue 3 Feb 20:32
quote: Why deprive yourself of such a culinary treasure? There is so much good to be found in onions!
there are very few types of food that I enjoy. To specify: I don't eat meat, but I also don't eat mushrooms, squash, eggplant, onions or bell peppers.
I think this is why I turned into such a lover of asian things...vegetarian chinese food is almost universally acceptable to me.
"this is the game to buy a PS2 for." 
"Re(1):this is the game to buy a PS2 for." 
"Re(7):Have a meatshake!" 
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