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Iggy

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"The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 13:34:

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Battle raper was so bad it couldn't die that easily.
Interesting though, I didn't know that DVD-PG thing...

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Fuchikoma

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"Re(1):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 13:37

DVD-PG= DVD Players Game.... not quite sure what that means either. Kind of looks like they're porting Battle Raper to PS2... meh, I like Sexy Beach 2 better

exodus

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"Re(1):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 13:37

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Battle raper was so bad it couldn't die that easily.
Interesting though, I didn't know that DVD-PG thing...

yeah, they've been going through their whole catalogue and re-releasing everything on DVD. I've stopped reporting on them - too risky!

Radish

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"Re(1):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 13:55

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Battle raper was so bad it couldn't die that easily.
Interesting though, I didn't know that DVD-PG thing...

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"Re(2):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 14:05

Whew, thank goodness it isn't Shaq Fu 2....

CrazyMike

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"Re(2):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 14:07

When I saw this topic header, I was hoping it might be a sequel to Zero Wing.

Radish

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"Re(3):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 14:15

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When I saw this topic header, I was hoping it might be a sequel to Zero Wing.

According to Rugal, this is actually a great game that unfortunately had a terribly intro.

Krzyzewski Man

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"Re(4):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 15:57

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When I saw this topic header, I was hoping it might be a sequel to Zero Wing.

According to Rugal, this is actually a great game that unfortunately had a terribly intro.

Are you sure someone wasn't using Rugal's account?

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Rugalbernstein

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"Re(5):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 16:14:

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Are you sure someone wasn't using Rugal's account?

No, Zero Wing IS a fun game, particularly the arcade version, which has a high challenge factor and good music. Just because the Euro Megadrive version has an intro that was done by a guy with a Japanese/English dictionary who really didn't care because the game wasn't widely released anywhere except Japan and it was later blown wildly out of proportion thanks to the magic that is the internet doesn't make it bad. For the record, I thought this thread might have been saying "Deadly Towers 3" or a sequel to "Perfect Weapon" might have been coming out.. or maybe a remake of "E.T.". Battle Raper and even Shaq Fu aren't so bad... the idea behind Shaq Fu is just incredibly retarded (makes the game fun on a different level, though, IMO...)

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Krzyzewski Man

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"Re(6):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 16:20

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Are you sure someone wasn't using Rugal's account?

No, Zero Wing IS a fun game, particularly the arcade version, which has a high challenge factor and good music.

Oh, I thought you meant Battle Raper was a fun game.

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Just because the Euro Megadrive version has an intro that was done by a guy with a Japanese/English dictionary who really didn't care because the game wasn't widely released anywhere except Japan and it was later blown wildly out of proportion thanks to the magic that is the internet doesn't make it bad.

Agreed. Instead, it makes it funnier than the funniest midget joke. At least until the general public has Battle Raped the concept until it's utterly worthless.

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Battle Raper and even Shaq Fu aren't so bad... the idea behind Shaq Fu is just incredibly retarded (makes the game fun on a different level, though, IMO...)

Ahh! Rugal's been possessed by the devil!

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Rugalbernstein

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"Re(7):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 16:22

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Ahh! Rugal's been possessed by the devil!

I don't need to be possessed, I'm evil anyway. But seriously, if you think Shaq Fu is the worst game ever, you've never played a truly bad game. (eyes the Jaguar and has visions of Fight for Life flash through his mind..) AUGH, THE PAIN....

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CrazyMike

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"Re(8):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 16:51

What about The Adventures of Huck Finn for NES? Geez we need a thread just to post our opinions about bad games.

Dr Baghead

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"Re(1):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 16:57

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Battle raper was so bad it couldn't die that easily.
Interesting though, I didn't know that DVD-PG thing...

I read that as "Battle Rapper" at first and started wondering if their was a game based on 8-Miles out there or something... well I'm an idiot.

Comment on another post in this thread:
Shaq Fu would have been better if he was like fighting Robo-Roddmin and Micheal Jordan was the SNK style unbeatable boss instead of Mummies and Magicans... I mean seriously, isn't Shaq being the only one who can stop an evil army of NBA great clones more fun then him being sucked into a book?

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exodus

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"Re(8):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 17:10

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(eyes the Jaguar and has visions of Fight for Life flash through his mind..) AUGH, THE PAIN....

fight for life wasn't that bad...Kasumi Ninja was worse maybe? Elan Doree?

Radish

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"Re(9):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 17:16

I downloaded some old PC game where you control robots in a Street Fighter kind of area. The problem is that you were supposed to use your mouse to conrtrol them and do moves, which ended up beng impossible.

Also you had to navigate through some horrible interface where you had to click on people in a bar is a specific order just to start the game. I'll try to look around for the title, but it's seriously one of the worst I've played.

Zepy

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"Re(2):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 18:58

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DVD-PG= DVD Players Game.... not quite sure what that means either. Kind of looks like they're porting Battle Raper to PS2... meh, I like Sexy Beach 2 better

A DVD player game is the kind of stuff you'd play on your DVD player, you know, the thing hooked to the TV that was only supposed to play dvds.

I didn't know they were doing dvd player games now though, I've always been kinda interested on the game systems they employ on those kinds of games.

I came into this thread thinking there was a new sequel to Chou Aniki, but I guess even Chou Aniki was a better game than Battle Raper.

BlackNinjaVinny

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"Re(3):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 19:08

Obviously many people haven't played the atrocity known as Cosmic Race. Game Players (a now defunct gaming magazine, but most of the writers and editors moved on to the newer mags) gave the game a 0%, so I just had to try it (Japanese only.). How can you play a racing game when you don't know where the path is and there are no boundaries?

Whip's Disciple
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"Re(4):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 20:07

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Obviously many people haven't played the atrocity known as Cosmic Race. Game Players (a now defunct gaming magazine, but most of the writers and editors moved on to the newer mags) gave the game a 0%, so I just had to try it (Japanese only.). How can you play a racing game when you don't know where the path is and there are no boundaries?

Game Players became PSM. :P

And Cosmic Race is awful.....half the time your car would die from polygon clipping making your attempt to reach that invisible goal even harder.

RugalBernstein

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"Re(9):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 20:27:

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fight for life wasn't that bad...Kasumi Ninja was worse maybe? Elan Doree?

Kasumi Ninja is awful, but it has Angus, and the characters in FOL don't even look remotely like their select screen portraits; some of the characters aren't even close to being finished (Junior in particular)

Edit: Yes, I like that idea, Mike.. There is some real awful stuff out there. :D

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[this message was edited by RugalBernstein on Wed 7 Jan 20:38]

hikarutilmitt
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"Re(10):The worst game ever is back" , posted Wed 7 Jan 21:37

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I downloaded some old PC game where you control robots in a Street Fighter kind of area. The problem is that you were supposed to use your mouse to conrtrol them and do moves, which ended up beng impossible.

Also you had to navigate through some horrible interface where you had to click on people in a bar is a specific order just to start the game. I'll try to look around for the title, but it's seriously one of the worst I've played.

Dare I ask if two of the robots were female, looked the same and ALL of the combatants (except the VERY last one) you could select were women? If so, you're talking about Metal & Lace, a game which I actually own both the CD-ROM and NR-18 upgrade disk for...

Good god, I can't believe I admitted that I own it...

iggy

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"Re(10):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 01:16

I will take the fact that so many people said "hey, *** was worse" as a good thing, a slight hope about the future of humanity. It means nobody played Battle Raper. I'm not even talking about the poor 3D, the retarded controls, the fact that even SvC with a dual schock was more easy to control, I was also talking about the concept.
THIS is the must disturbing game I could imagine, and to my discontempt, I've played it enough to see it was even worse than I thought.

exodus

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"Re(2):Re(10):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 01:32

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THIS is the must disturbing game I could imagine

but...have you see Illusion's stalking/raping game? I think that one's much worse.

note: I've not played either one.

Zepy

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"Re(3):Re(10):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 02:32

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but...have you see Illusion's stalking/raping game? I think that one's much worse.

note: I've not played either one.

I played the Biko series and Requiem hurts.
Needless to say I'll never touch another game by Illusion for the rest of my life. Though I wasn't disturbed, Illusion just makes incredibly crappy games.

Though, I've been previously thoroughly disturbed by a few games by Assemblage. I'll never go near games by that company.

Krzyzewski Man

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"Re(8):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 10:06

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Ahh! Rugal's been possessed by the devil!
I don't need to be possessed, I'm evil anyway.

Ahh, of course. Silly me.

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But seriously, if you think Shaq Fu is the worst game ever, you've never played a truly bad game. (eyes the Jaguar and has visions of Fight for Life flash through his mind..) AUGH, THE PAIN....

I think ya'll have forgotten two very bottom dwelling games.

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Ishmael

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"Re(2):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 10:18

Outside of Dragon's Lair and a couple of other of that sort of game I've never heard of DVD games. How do you play them, with the remote? That sounds like it would be awkward but I doubt the library of Illusion titles is going to give Virtua Fighter or other games a run for their money. Are there any other game companies that are putting out DVD-PG games?

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I've stopped reporting on them - too risky!

A shame, since Insert Credit lost a bit of it's charm it had back during the days when the links included with articles could take you to the strangest places.

beto
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"Re(3):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 11:11

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A shame, since Insert Credit lost a bit of it's charm it had back during the days when the links included with articles could take you to the strangest places.

"a bit"? You´re too kind.

Mog

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"Re(9):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 12:11

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I think ya'll have forgotten two very bottom dwelling games.

While Daikatana is far from great, it's definatly not the worst game I've ever played. Most over-hyped, sure, but I can think of plenty of games worse than it. I doubt anyone is going to defend E.T. though...

On a side note the site you linked choose the N64 version of Daikatana which is arguably better than its PC counter-part. Given the hardware limitations of the N64, they had to remove the player's computer controlled teammates: baby-sitting them in the PC version is what really pulled the game down.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned either Superman 64 or Carmageddon 64 yet, the later being my pick for worst game I've ever played. I addmit that Cosmic Race is pretty terrible though...

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Radish

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"Re(10):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 12:28

I think these types of threads are more fun when we point out bad games that people might not have heard of. Everyone knows that E.T and Superman 64 are terrible, but not everyone has heard of say, "Metal & Lace: The Battle of the Robo Babes" (which was the one I was thinking of before).

Any other more obscure crappy games?

Juan

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"Re(2):Re(10):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 12:29:

Dirty Harry for the NES.

The worst experience i remember besides the horrible graphics and controls is one stupid room towards the end of the game which trapped you and forced the player to reset the game and lose all progress.

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Any other more obscure crappy games?

stfu

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Crazymike

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"Re(3):Re(10):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 13:02

While not obscure, I have to say the first Prince of Persia. Yes, I know people may want to burn me at the stake for this one, but come on, the only reason the game was challenging in the first place was the unresponsive controls and landing in a pit when you mean't to jump just a microsecond later @_@

iggy

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"Re(4):Re(10):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 16:14

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While not obscure, I have to say the first Prince of Persia. Yes, I know people may want to burn me at the stake for this one, but come on, the only reason the game was challenging in the first place was the unresponsive controls and landing in a pit when you mean't to jump just a microsecond later @_@

...Yes, you're right, but I liked the game not in spite, but BECAUSE of that.
I also loved the Roadrunner game for Super Nintendo for the same reason. Damn, this game was completely unplayable, but so fun...

exodus

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"Re(3):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 16:48:

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A shame, since Insert Credit lost a bit of it's charm it had back during the days when the links included with articles could take you to the strangest places.

I got a whole lot more complaints than praise about the H-stuff. Because...well, I got no praise, and lots of complaints.

Plus now I kind of have to use it for my resume. Not to mention! Being on 56k again makes me lose all interest in H-games, since I just like downloading the intros. This may all change soon, we shall see. I'm interested to see what else you might thing has 'gone' from the site though. Drop me an email if you feel like it.

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this is an OT current within the thread, and I apologize, but this is interesting to me. Anyway, I also wanted to say that my news posting comes in waves over there. I get interested in one thing for about three months, and cover it well - then something happens and I change gears. This goes on all the time. I don't know if anyone remembers my US homebrew phase. We're 'between waves' right now. The site definitely improves when I have a lot of free time.

[this message was edited by exodus on Thu 8 Jan 16:52]

hikarutilmitt
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"Re(2):Re(10):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 19:40

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I think these types of threads are more fun when we point out bad games that people might not have heard of. Everyone knows that E.T and Superman 64 are terrible, but not everyone has heard of say, "Metal & Lace: The Battle of the Robo Babes" (which was the one I was thinking of before).

Any other more obscure crappy games?

I'm not sure if I should be happy I was right earlier or weep for your poor soul for having actually played it.

Omar

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"Re(3):Re(10):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 20:24

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Dirty Harry for the NES.

The ending was cool, it had some sort of digitalized voice sample that could or could not be from Clint Eastwood saying something like " FIF IFFFZT FFEELF FLUCKYF...BBUZZT DO FYOUF COKEf?"

To this day, I do not know why Harry was fighting the Kingpin from Spider-Man. And why would he offer him A coke in the end?

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KoOkyKyoji
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"Re(1):The worst game ever is back" , posted Thu 8 Jan 22:07

I thought Superman for the N64 was the worst game ever. ;x

Ishmael

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"Re(4):The worst game ever is back" , posted Fri 9 Jan 12:21

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I got a whole lot more complaints than praise about the H-stuff. Because...well, I got no praise, and lots of complaints.

That's not surprising since it's human nature -or at least the nature of humans on the internet- to be much more vocal about the things they dislike as opposed to the things they are enjoying. But I can also certainly understand why not be as amused by reports on the latest H game.

Hmm, I can't say I feel that anything has really been "lost" at Insert Credit as time has gone by. I've always viewed the site as being set up to either showcase attempts at game discussion that are different from the way most mainstream game reporting is done or to give a broad overview of peripheral game information. Since IC has always kept up with these two ideas I've never felt the site has deviated from it's unstated mission statement. But you're using IC as a sort of on-line resume? I hope you aren't curtailing parts of your site out of concern for what a potential future employer might think.