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"The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 06:19:post reply


Since it's once again that time of the year where we are supposed to evaluate what we have done and lived while drinking more than we should, get drunk, go home and have sex with a hamster and watch him die of indigestion, I thought, while I was still able to do it, use my keyboard and keep my eyes open at the same time, "hey! Let's do our own personal awards ceremony nobody will care about, then everybody will write his own and no one will read either!"
Then, I thought it would be a good idea, which means or may not mean that I have already began to party with my friends the bottles of ooooh and aaaah!

So, let's begin!

Best new character of the year (design and personality) : Kusare Gedô

Best new character of the year (move - wise) : Yunfei

Most moegraphic character in a shooting game : chibi Fumiko (Shikigami no Shiro 2)

Most stupid new english word or the year : Killeographic

Best new god of the year : Suija sama

Most unexpected end of a work of fiction since the invention of writing : Stone Ocean

Winner of the ugliest character award, most stupid powers award, biggest cliché award, character with the less original moves award, most stupid name award, hugest faute de goût of the year award : Ash Crimson

Best resurection : Demitri in SvC

Most unexpected announcement : Sammy vs Capcom

Best AA : the Guile theory

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Most unexpected character : Mars People (ex aequo) Red Arremer

Biggest disapointment : SvC.

Best dancer of the year : Tamtam

Biggest casting surprise : Griffon Mask in the Garô team

Most surprising design of the year : Leopardon

Best french speaker in a japanese game : Michel (Samurai Spirits Zero)

Best french speaker in a japanese drama : Yamada Satomi (Trick)

Best use of the internet of the year : the SvC Intro generator.

Most frightening game of the year : Siren

Best redesign in a manga : ew aequo : Bisuke in HxH and Slan in Berserk.

Best new comedy (manga) of the year : Boku to Kanojo no XXX (Ai morinaga)

Most useless post of the year : this one.





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"Re(1):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 06:38post reply


quote:

Best new character of the year (design and personality) : Kusare Gedô

Best new character of the year (move - wise) : Yunfei

Most moegraphic character in a shooting game : chibi Fumiko (Shikigami no Shiro 2)

Most stupid new english word or the year : Killeographic

Best new god of the year : Suija sama

Winner of the ugliest character award, most stupid powers award, biggest cliché award, character with the less original moves award, most stupid name award, hugest faute de goût of the year award : Ash Crimson

Best resurection : Demitri in SvC

Most unexpected announcement : Sammy vs Capcom

Best AA : the Guile theory

Most unexpected character : Mars People (ex aequo) Red Arremer

Biggest disapointment : SvC.

Best dancer of the year : Tamtam

Biggest casting surprise : Griffon Mask in the Garô team

Most surprising design of the year : Leopardon

Best french speaker in a japanese game : Michel (Samurai Spirits Zero)

Best french speaker in a japanese drama : Yamada Satomi (Trick)

Best use of the internet of the year : the SvC Intro generator.

Most frightening game of the year : Siren

Best redesign in a manga : ew aequo : Bisuke in HxH and Slan in Berserk.

Best new comedy (manga) of the year : Boku to Kanojo no XXX (Ai morinaga)

Most useless post of the year : this one.



I don't think this is the most useless post, but I agree with some of your award winners. Unfortunately, I don't know most of the characters you have nominated: Kusare Gedô, Yunfei, chibi Fumiko (although I know what game it is), Suija,... Images and or background info about these would be apreciated!

Maybe it helps to say that I haven't played SS 0, and that I don't know what characters are in it. Unfortunately I haven't played any game of these series...





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"Re(1):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 07:30post reply


Best new character of the year (design and personality) : MARIN MARIN MARINI!

Best new character of the year (move - wise) : Tessa (techincally not new)

Most moegraphic character in a shooting game : What's meographic mean?

Most stupid new english word or the year :

Best new god of the year : Since I'm somewhat religious,the only God,my God,the creator! ^_^

Most unexpected end of a work of fiction: The Matrix Revolutions,but that sucked. Sorry fanboys.

Winner of the ugliest character award, most stupid powers award, biggest cliché award, character with the less original moves award, most stupid name award, hugest faute de goût of the year award : Ash Crimson,I agree with Iggy. I'm tired of girly-looking guys in games. But whatever sells.

Best resurection : Demitri in SvC

Most unexpected announcement : Sammy vs Capcom

Most unexpected character : Red Arremer and Demitri

Biggest disapointment : SvC(this game kind of sucked)

Best dancer of the year : Beyonce Knowles

Biggest casting surprise : KOF 2003

Most surprising design of the year : Jak in Jak 2

Best french speaker in a japanese game : Didn't know there was such things. O_o

Best use of the internet of the year : the SvC Intro generator. I agree,I liked this.

Most frightening game of the year : None.

Most useless post of the year : Pretty much all of it,except towards the end of summer,when I chilled in Las Vegas.






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"Re(1):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 08:07post reply


Dear Eric, I'm so filled with Christmas Spirit that I'm going to explain you : the point is not to fill the categories I've listed, since they most of the time match my very own interest. You should create yours, like "best furry fan site, best talbain and Cammy fan fiction, best furry Talbain/cammy porn drawing", etc, done in 2003. Do you thin... oh, well, no, forget about it.

Two winners I forgot :

Best role of Takehito Koyasu of the year : Bobobôbo Bôbobo

Best english sentence pronounced on japanese television of the year : "Howai donto yu zu yoa besuto!"





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"Re(1):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 09:08post reply


quote:

Best AA : the Guile theory

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   | な て 戦|        丿              ゞ      _/ ∠
   | い も 法|        丿/|/|/|/|\|\|\|\|\ゝ     .\  /
   | で    に|               .│                V
――| ね      |――――――――――┼―――――――――――――――――
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"Re(2):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 10:02post reply


Best Game of the Year: Guilty Gear X2

Best Fighting Game of the Year: Guilty Gear X2

Best Arcade Game of the Year: Guilty Gear X2 (Can you tell I like this game?)

Best Graphics: Kingdom Hearts

Best RPG: Kingdom Hearts

Best Action Game: Whatever version of Metal Gear Solid 2 came out this year. SNAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

Best Puzzle Game: Super Puzzle Fighter II for the GBA

Best Sports Game: Who cares? GET OFF THE COUCH AND GO PLAY SOME SPORTS!

Best Dance Game: Who Cares? Give it to Britney Spears. I never played the game but she looks good on the cover!

Best Side Scrolling Adventure Game: Megaman & Bass for the GBA

Best Video Game character of the year: Ryu from SVC.

Best Female Video Game Character of the year: Chun-Li from SVC

Best New Character of the year: Guilty Gear's Zappa. He's voiced by Yuji Ueda who does the voice of Sagara Sanosuke among many others!

Biggest Shock: The Street Fighter Comic is actually good!

MMCAFE'S Biggest Capcom Fan Boy to the point where he gets hyperactive and goes insane: Sano!





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"Re(2):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 12:20post reply


quote:
Your ASCII Art never ceases to amaze me!



Or, to confuse the hell out of me. And that makes me a sad panda.

Anyway, my mostly off-topic lists.

Worst programmers of 2003: Playmore

Best use of underaged people of 2003: Tie. R. Kelly and Kusaregedo.

Best car protection system: Hungry fat chicks.

#1 in the Hood, G: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Best health problem of 2003: Tie. My cyst, and Ukyo's incessant vomiting.





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"Re(1):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 12:29:post reply


Best upcoming villain: Mukai

Best game I've played recently: ?

Most inept minions: Orcs

Best god of ANY year: Kaitei Yuga

Fattest monster: Leopoldon

worst thing ever: This.






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"Re(2):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 12:32post reply


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worst thing ever: [url=http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/livestock~12-31-03-furry1.jpg ]This.



I take it you've never stumbled upon Orochinagi's glorious eggslicer.





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"Re(3):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 12:34post reply


Two More I forgot -

Best Soundtrack of the Year - Guilty Gear X2 (Because I haven't shouted out this game enough...)

Best Handheld Game of the Year - King of Fighters Neo Blood - I know I'll be alone in this choice, but a handheld Fighter that's not a Rehash, everyone's Anatomically correct, and music that really makes you want to get up and beat people up! And Geese's new song really rocks! Not to mention, the Hero Team's ending has a different song, and this is the only time I actually want to play with the Hero Team over the Fatal Fury Team so I can hear a dfferent Track when I finish the Game!





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"Re(1):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 14:09post reply


Best New Car: Impreza. (Takara/Subaru)

Best New Original US Cable Show: Reno 911 (Comedy Central)

Best Argument: Serious Fan Ficcing

Best Redesign Rehash: Kyo (KOF 2003)

Best Confusion: KOF-MVS/Atomiswave/PS2

Best Fanboy Saga: Everyone versus Gamecube Otaku

Best Fanboy Question: Does Capcom suck?

Best Overexcited Target: snkneogeoshingo2K3






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"Re(1):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 15:47:post reply


Best Strat-RPG without the word 'tactics' in the title: Disgaea

Best pretty pretty princess happy dress-up fun game: Final Fantasy X-2

Most un-rockin' sequel: Devil May Cry 2

Most Disappointing Price Drop: (tie) PS2 / X-Box, $199 -> $179

Most retarded video game related award category: Best Performance By A Human, Spike VGA

Ugliest supporting cast in an animated show ever, and also they suck and should all die and why the hell am I still watching this show? oh right, I love seein' people getting punched in the face in stylish ways: Air Master

Audience Participation!! Make your own Negative/Snide/Hilarious category: N-Gage





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"Re(2):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 20:27post reply


Best Action Figure/Model purchase of the Year - Tie between OMG's Peroth and Bome's Onimusume

Best MOE pimper of the year - Holiday

Best US branch of a Japanese company - Square/Enix

Worst US branch of a Japanese company - Namco (We're still waiting for Tales of Destiny 2....)

Best and worst of US anime fandom on the Internet - 4-Chan

Best Sigs/Av of the Year - Fuchikoma, Rid and Juan







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"Re(3):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 20:37post reply


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Worst US branch of a Japanese company - Namco (We're still waiting for Tales of Destiny 2....)


Stop waiting, it sucks. You should be demanding Venus & Braves instead.

I'm not going to do any best/worst stuff because I need about six months to put this year into the proper perspective. Okay, one...

Best game no one else has ever heard of: Taisho Mononoke





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"Re(1):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 20:48post reply


Best New Character who has the same name as Bruce Campbell's most popular film role: Ash (KoF2k3)

Best New Character who has the same name as the little boy in the English Pokemon cartoon: Ash (KoF2k3)

Best Crappy Cop Out Ending that makes one wish they HAD taken the lame "sidekick came back from the dead... ONLY EVIL" route instead since it would be fun at least: Batman HUSH

Best Annouced Game For An Old Movie License That's Going To Be HORRIBLE: Fight Club

Best/ONLY RPG Baghead Will Play For Sometime Since He Really Doesn't Like RPG's: Mario and Luigi: Super Star Saga

Best Episode Of Kim Possible To Show How Cool Batman Beyond Should Had The Actors Been Given Something Better To Work With: The one were Ron becomes the Fearless Farret, Guest Starring THE Adam West

Best Buys: Best Buys

Best Show On TV PERIOD: Mythbusters

Best Game I Bought WAAAAAAAAAY Later Then Everyone Else So I Can't Talk About Fun It Is Without Sounding Lame: WarioWarez: MegamMicroGame$

Best Gizmo I Thought I Could Live Without Until I Bought One: Gameboy Advance SP... Holy Crap! I can sit comfortably and play INSTEAD of trying to sit so the light hits the screen! It's freakin' magical!

Best Lord Of The Rings Movie Of 2003: Return Of the King

Best Matrix Movie Of 2003: Brother Bear (yeah I was suprised it won too but I double checked the votes and everything)

Worst Movie I Saw All Year But A Lot Of People Loved So I Must Have Just Missed Something Or Expect A Self Contained Plot Or Whatnot: X2:X-Men United

Best Retarded Idea For A Movie: Underworld

Best Comicbook Turned Into A Bad Movie Who's Script Is The Center Of A Legal Battle Between FOX And A Screen Writer Who Claims The Movie Isn't Based On The Comics But An Original Script He Wrote Called "Cast Of Characters" And Considering The Strange Inclusion Of Dorian Gray To The Plot I'd Say He Has A Case: The League Of Extraoridinary Gentlemen






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"Re(3):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 21:01post reply


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Best Action Figure/Model purchase of the Year - Tie between OMG's Peroth and Bome's Onimusume

Best MOE pimper of the year - Holiday

Best US branch of a Japanese company - Square/Enix

Worst US branch of a Japanese company - Namco (We're still waiting for Tales of Destiny 2....)

Best and worst of US anime fandom on the Internet - 4-Chan

Best Sigs/Av of the Year - Fuchikoma, Rid and Juan



Poster that came out of left field making people go wtf?
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Best Company: Apple
Best Country: France or Canada
Best New Snack Product: Listerine Pocket Packs
Best New American Animation show: The New Ren and Stimpy on TNN.
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Best Fart: In the middle of the night when i took 2 big green vitamin pills and these toxic frozen burritos from Costco.
Best Vagina and Singing Voice: Christinia Aguilera(Britney can't sing.)





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"Re(1):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Wed 31 Dec 22:01post reply


Best Nun-Based Design That Sparked Various Inferior Copycat Designs Later In The Year: Bridget

Most Ridiculous Boobs In An Anime: Nami SOS

Best Use Of Unintentionally Hilarious Japanese Announcer: SNK vs. Capcom

Stupidest Rumor: OMG ADELBAID'S SISTER FIGHTS YOU AND TURNS INTO MARS PEOPLE!!1 KOF 2003 ROX0RZ!1

Best Thing That Didn't Happen In A Game: Kusaregedo eating Rimururu (if there was any justice, this would've happened).

Best Hate For A Character: Iggy towards Ash Crimson

Favorite Character '03: Elle Driver/California Mountain Snake

Best Game I Still Haven't Played: Gohketsuji Ichizoku: Matrimelee

Worst New Character: Champuru (NICE TRY, IT AIN'T CUTE.)

Most Missed Character: Cham Cham

Least Shocking Surprise: I still own no newer systems and need to go to other people's houses to play anything remotely new.





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"Re(2):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Thu 1 Jan 00:40:post reply


Anime/Games
Best new original game: Viewtiful Joe
Best new character: Viewtiful Joe
Best game creator: Miyamoto Shigeru
Best sequel: Zelda - Wind Waker
Best remake: Shinyaku Seiken Densetsu
Best doujinshi game: Eternal Fighter Zero Bad Moon Edition
Best new franchise: Tsukihime
Best anime: Saishuheiki Kanojo (counting since half the DVDs came out this year)
Best DVD: Shingetsusan Tsukihime Prologue DVD
Best new moetic anime: Yami to Boushi to Hon no Tabibito
Best new anime opening: Yamibou's opening
Best new American animation: Samurai Jack
Best calendar: Shin Takahashi 2004 calendar
Worst anime bastardization: Saint Seiya US dub
Best fandom moments of the year (tie): Nobuteru Yuuki autographing my Seiken Densetsu 3 artbook/finding and getting a Volks Chun Li model kit from the SSF2 era

Computers
Best new computer release: Apple Powermac G5
Best computer innovation of the year: Apple's Expose
Best operating system: Mac OS X
Best piece of software I cannot live without (tie): Mozilla/jEdit
Worst computer experience: techically killing my old laptop
Best deal of the year (for me): Toshiba M35-S3592 laptop for $1149
Significant tech event of the year: Birth of the Mozilla foundation

Internet
Best anime news site: Natsume Maya's Anime News
Best anime column: Ask John (Animenation)
Best gaming news site (tie): Insert Credit/Canned Dogs
Best all-purpose board: MMCafe's BBS
Most annoying fanboy: Stefan
Worst example of netiquette (tie): non-Japanese at the SvC uploader/Stefan's vote flooding
Best webcomic (tie): Megatokyo/Machall
Best tech news site: OSNews

Last but not least
Best MMCafe board member: Zepy/Iggy/Dr Baghead (tie)
Worst MMCafe board member: Talbaineric





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"Re(3):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Thu 1 Jan 04:15:post reply


best fanfic of the year : Baghead's Talbain/cammy fanfic here

best webcomic : Lapin!

best Iggy's fanboyish moment of the year : talking with Araki and his wife when they came to Paris.

Worst thing to happen that made me cry for a week when I heard it and I couldn't sleep for days and I started to learn voodoo curses because of that : when Olivier told me that he went to the restaurant with Araki and his wife the next day.

Best soundtrack : Matrimelee.

best "I'm not dead! I tell you I'm not dead! Damn, why does nobody ever listen to me..." piece of hardware : the Dreamcast.

Most funny moment in a movie : Lucy Liu and Uma Thurman speaking japanese.

Best pure evil movie made by Satan that should have gotten the palme d'or at Cannes at least for its 5 last minutes : Dogville.





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"Re(2):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Thu 1 Jan 07:16post reply


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Best Hate For A Character: Iggy towards Ash Crimson




I'm sad that my hatred for the Kyokugen Karate school was once again panned by the judges. There's always next year; gotta try harder!





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quote:
Best MMCafe board member: Zepy/Iggy/Dr Baghead (tie)


quote:
best fanfic of the year : Baghead's Talbain/cammy fanfic


YAY! My power goes out for the day when it's restored I find I've won not one but TWO awards (although both were likely meant ironically it's still the most things I've ever won in the history of ever)






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"Re(3):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Thu 1 Jan 19:15post reply


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Worst MMCafe board member: Talbaineric



How hurtful. >< Eh,oh well. I guess I deserved it.






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"Re(4):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Thu 1 Jan 22:54:post reply


Scariest thing I've read online this year: Link Here

Which lead to my scariest discovery of the year: The true horror of furries, especially hardcore furries. These people are sick.

Most interesting site I discovered online this year: Link Here

Best site dedicated to making fun of a horrible fanfic/fancomic writer: Link Here

Best game I thought I'd hate but I actually like a lot so far: Final Fantasy X-2

Strangest composed new mmcafe posts from: Snkneoshingo2k3

Game I'm the happiest I finished in 2003: Tie between Windwaker and Viewtiful Joe

Best boss fight of 2003: Link vs. Ganon (Windwaker)






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"Re(2):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Thu 1 Jan 23:47:post reply


Before I begin...
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Best Show On TV PERIOD: Mythbusters
Ay-fucking-men. I take back any ill I ever spoke of you, Baggy... well, at least until the next time you go off on a random screaming binge. Anywho...

Stuff for Watching:

Best Movie Everybody Saw: RotK
Best Movie Nobody Saw (comparatively): Bad Santa
Worst Movie: Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (I haven't seen Gigli, but no matter how awful it is, it didn't waste over a 100 million dollars being made)
Worst Overacting in a Movie: Sean Penn in Mystic River
Best Old Movie that I finally saw in 2003: Taxi Driver
Best New Anime: Scrapped Princess
Worst New Anime: Ikkitousen
Best Fanservice: Ikkitousen
Most Irritating Characters in an Anime: Airmaster (the little kid, don't remember his/her/its name, gave me Go Nagai flashbacks <shudder... blood spurts out nose>)

Stuff to Play:

Best New Fighting Game: SS0/5
Best Console Port of a Fighting Game (that technically came out in 2002): GGXX
Best KoF of 2003: KoF 2003
Ugliest Character Design (good thing): Kusare-Gedou, SS5/0
Ugliest Character Design (bad thing): Duolon, KoF 2003 (Sorry, Ash haters, but red leather and girlie arms can't match the power of the Lipstick-wearing male ninja!)
Best Domestic RPG: Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
Biggest Disappointment: Devil May Cry 2
Worst Shameless Exploitation for Cash by an Otherwise Respected Developer: FFX-2 (The Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle of Final Fantasy games)
Worst Developer/Publisher: Capcom (apart from releasing Xi Go in the US and giving us Viewtiful Joe, they dropped one bomb after another... not to mention completely ignoring SF for another full year)
Best Way to Goad Sano in to a Flame War: see above
Biggest Surprise: Prince of Persia

Edit: Post #666?! Ack!





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"Re(3):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Fri 2 Jan 08:56post reply


LOL! Don't get me started!





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"Re(3):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Fri 2 Jan 08:58post reply


I actually had a dream where I stepped on dog poo and used the sands of time to get it off my shoes.

Help.

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"Re(3):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Fri 2 Jan 12:46post reply


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I take back any ill I ever spoke of you, Baggy... well, at least until the next time you go off on a random screaming binge. Anywho...


Then you better be ready to edit this post around Tuesday.






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"Re(4):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Fri 2 Jan 16:42post reply


Well, as far as Capcom is concerned for 2003, it was a good year for Megaman. I nominate him for Mascot of the Year. SCREW MARIO!





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"Re(5):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Fri 2 Jan 20:34post reply


quote:
SCREW MARIO!



That's impolite. I say screw Capcom. Of course I only say that to mess with you.






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"Re(5):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Sat 3 Jan 07:32post reply


quote:

Best boss fight of 2003: Link vs. Ganon (Windwaker)



Link AND Zelda vs. Ganon. LINK AND ZELDA, DAMMIT!

As for my awards:

Best remake: Double Dragon Advance
Joy of Sailing Without a Map Award: Wind Waker

Coolest Character Redesign: Tie between Zelda and Ganon, from Wind Waker

Coolest cartoon: TMNT 2k3

Coolest Single Episode of a Cartoon: Teen Titan's "The Mad Mod".

Coolest Moment on TV: Tie between the Slayers vs. Ubervamps fight in Buffy, and Leonardo vs. The Shredder in TMNT.

Is it a Port, or is it a New Game? Award: KoF EX2





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"Re(6):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Sat 3 Jan 09:32post reply


2003 Best boss fight: Six Majin vs. King Blue

The preamble, the stage, the fight itself, a hundred parodies into one! I just finished the game yesterday and I got to say that Viewtiful Joe is the single most original game in years!

2003 Best use of real-time: Viewtiful World video. Screw FMV.

2003 Game quote of the year: "...you're pretty strong... and that move... the one you did back there... VIEWTIFUL!"





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"Re(6):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Sat 3 Jan 09:36post reply


quote:

Link AND Zelda vs. Ganon. LINK AND ZELDA, DAMMIT!


I know that. And I really like that it's Link and Zelda, but you don't get to control Zelda, just Link, so I just put Link vs. Ganon.






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"Re(7):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Sat 3 Jan 16:01:post reply


quote:

Link AND Zelda vs. Ganon. LINK AND ZELDA, DAMMIT!

I know that. And I really like that it's Link and Zelda, but you don't get to control Zelda, just Link, so I just put Link vs. Ganon.



I know, I know . You don't control Ganon either, though, and you put him in .

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"Re(1):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Sat 3 Jan 19:37post reply


Best new character of the year (design and personality) : Wario in Wario WareBest new character of the year (move - wise) : the Double Dragon dudesMost moegraphic character in a shooting game : Moe Habana in KOF EX2
Most stupid new english word or the year : Freedom Fries
Best new god of the year : my right handMost unexpected end of a work of fiction since the invention of writing : a full stop
Winner of the ugliest character award, most stupid powers award, biggest cliché award, character with the less original moves award, most stupid name award, hugest faute de goût of the year award : Iggy
Best resurrection : my driving lessons I resumed after a 8 year break

Most unexpected announcement : when I got my driving licenceBest AA : AA   Most unexpected character : Clark in metal slug.... boo hoo
Biggest disapointment : SvC.

Best dancer of the year : Guesch PattiBiggest casting surprise : Malin (comme un singe)Most surprising design of the year : Viewtiful Joe
Best french speaker in a japanese game : don't know

Best french speaker in a japanese drama : je ne sais pas
Best use of the internet of the year : porn sitesMost frightening game of the year : Barbie horse adventureBest redesign in a manga : ew aequo : I don't read manga at the momentBest new comedy (manga) of the year : I don't see new comedies at the momentMost useless post of the year : yet to come (I'm the optimistic kind)





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"Re(2):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Sat 3 Jan 21:41post reply


quote:
Best new character of the year (move - wise) : the Double Dragon dudes


Don't you mean Ryu and Kyo, post Queer Eye?

quote:
Most stupid new english word or the year : Freedom Fries


Most overused English word of the year: Hero.

quote:
Best new god of the year : my right hand


I call obscenity on that!

quote:
Winner of the ugliest character award, most stupid powers award, biggest cliché award, character with the less original moves award, most stupid name award, hugest faute de goût of the year award : Iggy


And receiving the lifetime achievement award, NAMBLA!

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Best resurrection : my driving lessons I resumed after a 8 year break


I'll be driving again shortly, at least after I'm back to one bunghole.

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Best dancer of the year : Guesch Patti


Who?

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Best use of the internet of the year : porn sites


And receiving the lifetime achievement award, porn sites!

quote:
Most useless post of the year : yet to come (I'm the optimistic kind)



Well, keep your eyes trained on the Ass Guy. (Seriously, first I'm a tactless asshole and now this. God's laughing at me.)





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I missed this somehow. I like the list. I didn't read the rest of the thread, because I'm a superstar. mine are:

best new website in english: Canned Dogs

best new website in japanese: Nikaiten

best new website in spenglish: Majoria's Magical News

best original freeware doujin game: A7Xpg

best/most annoying song: miko miko nurse

best flash: [url=http://www.insertcredit.com/toad/sada_end.swf ]Sadako!

best new japanese catch phrase: うほ!やらないか。

best new english catch phrase: legal step

best engrish: Moetan

best game for Holiday: Quartett (NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY WORK SAFE)

best game for zepy: Akihabara Otaku School (not work safe either)

best game for Iggy: ScV Chaos, HOHO! definitely not work safe.

best game for the professor: Pirates of the Caribbean

best new image board: mmcafe image gallery #1

best image board you can't post in: GPzigi

best new actress: Scarlett Johansson

best new girlfriend for exodus: Scarlett Johansson

best company for voice acting in games: Konami

worst: everybody else

best new dreamcast game: border down

best announced dreamcast game: shikigami no shiro II

best time for me to shut up and do what I'm supposed to be doing: right now.





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"Re(6):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Sun 4 Jan 14:13post reply


quote:
SCREW MARIO!


That's impolite. I say screw Capcom. Of course I only say that to mess with you.



LOL! You're not gonna get me in a flame war, dagnabit! Excuse me while I assume the Lotus position and meditate...





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"Re(7):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Sun 4 Jan 14:16post reply


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LOL! You're not gonna get me in a flame war, dagnabit! Excuse me while I assume the Lotus position and meditate...



Screw the lotus position, it's all about the Downward Facing Dog, baby! Har.





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"Re(1):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Sun 4 Jan 17:56post reply


Best Game of the Year: Guilty Gear XX

Best Fighting Game of the Year: Guilty Gear XX

Best Arcade Game of the Year: Soul Calibur 2

Best Graphics: Soul Calibur 2

Best RPG: Kingdom Hearts

Best Action Game: Prince of Persia: Sands of Time

Best Puzzle Game: I dunno

Best First Person Shooter: Call of Duty, PC

Best Strategy Game: Super Robot Wars Alpha 2, Playstation 2 (Import)

Best Sports Game: Madden... duh

Best Dance Game: DDR Extreme (8th Mix)

Best Video Game character of the year: Galford, Samurai Shodown V

Best Female Video Game Character of the year: Talim, Soul Calibur 2

Best Move Set of the year: I-No (Guilty Gear X2), if only for the move names.

Best New Character of the year: Bridget from Guilty Gear X2, Yoshitora from Samurai Shodown V (tie)

Biggest Shock: The Guilty Gear XX #Reload soundtrack SUCKS! ... In Korea.

Best Voice Acting in a Video Game: Yuji Ueda (Zappa) in Guilty Gear XX

Best Original Soundtrack: Guilty Gear XX

Plot Twist of the Year: Ashe isn't one of the good guys (KOF2003)

Most Pleasant Surprise of the Year: Yuki Enterprises stays faithful to the Samurai Shodown franchise

Greatest Secret Character of the Year: Mars People (SNK vs. Capcom Chaos), Poppy (Samurai Shodown V)

Worst Game of the Year: Aquaman, X-Box

Worst Fighting Game of the Year: Dragonball Z Taiketsu, Gameboy Advance

Worst Arcade Game of the Year: ...There's still arcade games other than Soul Calibur 2, some racing games, and GGXX? :P

Worst RPG: Dragonball Z: Legacy of Goku II, Gameboy Advance

Worst Puzzle Game: Puzzle Bobble, Nokia N-Gage

Worst FPS: Fugitive Hunter: War on Terror (Playstation 2), Red Faction (N-Gage)

Worst Strategy Game: None. The year was spared of any really awful games in the strategy genre.

Worst Action Game: Enter the Matrix

Worst Sports Game: FIFA Soccer and NCAA Football (N-Gage)

Worst Dance Game: None

Worst Character of the Year: Ashe Crimson, King of Fighters 2003

Worst Female Character of the Year: The FFX2 main party, Yuna, Rikku, and Paine.

Worst Move Set of the Year: Honki ni Natta Mr. Karate, just because he regularly beats me down, SNK vs. Capcom Chaos

Worst New Character of the Year: Chample, Mina's sidekick, Samurai Shodown V

The News That Shocks Nobody: Minorities are offended by Grand Theft Auto: Vice City! WHO'DA THUNK IT?

Worst Voice Acting of the Year: The English Soul Calibur 2 cast-- ALL of them

Worst OST: Guilty Gear XX #Reload (Korean version), Arcade and PS2. A total mistake.

Worst Plot Twist of the Year: None.

Biggest Disappointment of the Year: SVC doesn't deliver when it comes to a perfect game.

Best Game Song of the Year: "Hikari" by Utada Hikaru, Kingdom Hearts
Worst Game Song of the Year: "Starchaser," Sol Badguy's BGM, Guilty Gear XX #Reload (Korean version)





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"Re(2):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Sun 4 Jan 22:46post reply


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Worst Voice Acting of the Year: The English Soul Calibur 2 cast-- ALL of them


Shut your face, Blasphemor! Spawn's voice was decent, rest I'll agree weren't great.






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"Re(3):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Mon 5 Jan 07:23post reply


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Worst Voice Acting of the Year: The English Soul Calibur 2 cast-- ALL of them

Shut your face, Blasphemor! Spawn's voice was decent, rest I'll agree weren't great.



I had no problem with the English language cast.






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"Re(4):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Mon 5 Jan 07:28post reply


quote:
Worst Voice Acting of the Year: The English Soul Calibur 2 cast-- ALL of them
Shut your face, Blasphemor! Spawn's voice was decent, rest I'll agree weren't great.
I had no problem with the English language cast.



Especially Mr."This is it !" sucks






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"Re(5):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Mon 5 Jan 09:32post reply


Wow! Me and you actually agree on lots of stuff, Burning Kyo! Go Yuji Ueda and Guilty Gear!





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"Re(6):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Mon 5 Jan 09:39:post reply


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Wow! Me and you actually agree on lots of stuff, Burning Kyo! Go Yuji Ueda and Guilty Gear!



(o_O)' ...
I have even not posted a list.
You confond me with Maiku81.






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Ooops... My Bad.





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"Re(7):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Mon 5 Jan 13:23post reply


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(o_O)' ...
I have even not posted a list.
You confond me with Maiku81.



hehe...confound is a great word to use, but in this context 'confuse' is better. Just to let you know.

but I do like confound :D





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"Re(8):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Mon 5 Jan 15:28post reply


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but I do like confound :D



Kyo, if you wonder (I just checked in the dictionary, because I didn't know the word myself) : confound = déconcerter, bouleverser, mêler, brouiller, etc. "ce" sens là de "confondre".
Mais, BUT, my dictionary also says that "to confound something with something" = "confondre quelque chose avec quelque chose".
So, thanks to Exodus and my dictionary, we all learned a valuable lesson today : snipers are weak to hammers.





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"Re(9):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Tue 6 Jan 01:27post reply


quote:
but I do like confound :D
Kyo, if you wonder (I just checked in the dictionary, because I didn't know the word myself) : confound = déconcerter, bouleverser, mêler, brouiller, etc. "ce" sens là de "confondre".
Mais, BUT, my dictionary also says that "to confound something with something" = "confondre quelque chose avec quelque chose".
So, thanks to Exodus and my dictionary, we all learned a valuable lesson today : snipers are weak to hammers.



LL
Thanks Exodus & Iggy for the correction ! (^_^)
I was too lazy to get up 'n open the dictionary.

PS : Yeah, Frenglish sounds very cool !






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"Re(8):The 2003 Awards!" , posted Tue 6 Jan 19:52post reply


quote:
(o_O)' ...
I have even not posted a list.
You confond me with Maiku81.


hehe...confound is a great word to use, but in this context 'confuse' is better. Just to let you know.

but I do like confound :D



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