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| talbaineric 5691th Post
 
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|  "Calling all fanfic writers"
, posted Sun 28 Dec 12:37:
Do we have any authors in the crowd?
If so,I'm trying to assemble a whole bunch of writers to create some good J.Talbain fanfics.
I,myself,am not really a good writer at all,otherwise Talbainandcammy.com would be overflowing with fanfics by now. But I'm trying to locate those talented writers who can do this British wolf justice.
I'll explain the rules,once people start posting in this topic. If no replies come,I'll bump it up a couple of times,so don't be surprised.
Post if you're interested.
Oh,and if anyone wants ideas from me,I have a couple of small ones. I'll post though once writers start appearing.
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| Dr Baghead 2692th Post
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|  "Re(1):Seriously"
, posted Mon 29 Dec 12:48
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Seriously. Only serious entries guys. No silly posts.
I need fanfic writers.
Well I wrote this GREAT parody comic, see it's Clerks right... but in Darkstalkers universe!!!!
Gallon (Talbain, whatever!) is Dante, Demitri is Randal, Felicia is Veronica, Cammy is Catlin (originally it was Morigan but for you T.E. I'll change it!) the dead chick is Lei-Lei, Jay and Silent Bob are Zabel and Sasquatch, and the rest of the rest of the cast plays the various customers and/or hockey team.
It's great!
Spoiler (Highlight to view) -
a SERIOUS request for fanfics?! That's like a request for an Ashton Ketchur comedy to be NON-LAUGHING MATTER.... HAHAHAHA! Oh, Kelso, well you EVER find your car?
End of Spoiler
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| Sano 337th Post
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| "Re(3):Seriously" , posted Mon 29 Dec 13:46:
Well, to date I've only written one Fan Fic over at SRK about CFAS. I had some positive feedback and when I was finished about two weeks ago I got two REALLY BAD comments, so, I don't know how good I am, LOL! Let me take a quick stab at a Cammy and Talbain Fic.
"A Wolf in Doll's Clothing" By Sano.
In Shadaloo Headquarters, M.Bison was instructing Doll Cammy on her next mission, to capture John Talbain who was making a name for himself in the Kung Fu world. M.Bison warned Cammy not to approach Talbain at night for he was rumored to be quite dangerous during nightfall, especially on the night of a full moon.
Cammy attacked John the next morning as he was walking down the street of a nearly abandoned Western City while he was on his journey to challenge strong opponents around the world. His Kung Fu skills were nowhere near as good as Cammy's superior Shadaloo training so she beat the tar out of the poor shmuck.
As a last resort, the Darkstalker lifted a necklace he was wearing around his neck. Hanging from the necklace was a lead rectangular box that resembled a small dressing room closet, complete with two doors and all. When John opened the two doors, a mechanical hand came out of it holding a rock from the Moon. The close exposure to this Moon Rock was enough to turn Talbain into a Werewolf!
Cammy couldn't touch the guy in Wolf Mode, as he damn near cut her up to shreds. He then bit Cammy in the leg turning her into a Werewolf as well! Before things could go any further, M.Bison appeared and knocked them both out with a Psycho Shot!
Some time later at Shadaloo Headquarters, M.Bison was informing Cammy and Talbain who were both now Werewolves their next Target, Jin Saotome. Talbain was now brainwashed under M.Bison's control. He was wearing Doll outfit exactly like Cammy's only light purple, but with the same yellow tie. They both saluted M.Bison "Yes Sir!" and when the Shadaloo leader turned his back to them the two Werewolves held hands.
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| Juan 3701th Post
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| "Re(4):Seriously" , posted Mon 29 Dec 14:52
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In Shadaloo Headquarters, M.Bison was instructing Doll Cammy on her next mission, to capture John Talbain who was making a name for himself in the Kung Fu world. M.Bison warned Cammy not to approach Talbain at night for he was rumored to be quite dangerous during nightfall, especially on the night of a full moon.
Cammy attacked John the next morning as he was walking down the street of a nearly abandoned Western City while he was on his journey to challenge strong opponents around the world. His Kung Fu skills were nowhere near as good as Cammy's superior Shadaloo training so she beat the tar out of the poor shmuck.
As a last resort, the Darkstalker lifted a necklace he was wearing around his neck. Hanging from the necklace was a lead rectangular box that resembled a small dressing room closet, complete with two doors and all. When John opened the two doors, a mechanical hand came out of it holding a rock from the Moon. The close exposure to this Moon Rock was enough to turn Talbain into a Werewolf!
Cammy couldn't touch the guy in Wolf Mode, as he damn near cut her up to shreds. He then bit Cammy in the leg turning her into a Werewolf as well! Before things could go any further, M.Bison appeared and knocked them both out with a Psycho shot!
Some time later at Shadaloo Headquarters, M.Bison was informing Cammy and Talbain who were both now Werewolves their next Target, Jin Saotome. Talbain was now brainwashed under M.Bison's control. He was wearing Doll outfit exactly like Cammy's only light purple, but with the same yellow tie. They both saluted M.Bison "Yes Sir!" and when the Shadaloo leader turned his back to them the two Werewolves held hands.
stfu
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| talbaineric 5695th Post
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| "Re(4):Seriously" , posted Mon 29 Dec 17:37:
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Well, to date I've only written one Fan Fic over at SRK about CFAS. I had some positive feedback and when I was finished about two weeks ago I got two REALLY BAD comments, so, I don't know how good I am, LOL! Let me take a quick stab at a Cammy and Talbain Fic.
In Shadaloo Headquarters, M.Bison was instructing Doll Cammy on her next mission, to capture John Talbain who was making a name for himself in the Kung Fu world. M.Bison warned Cammy not to approach Talbain at night for he was rumored to be quite dangerous during nightfall, especially on the night of a full moon.
Cammy attacked John the next morning as he was walking down the street of a nearly abandoned Western City while he was on his journey to challenge strong opponents around the world. His Kung Fu skills were nowhere near as good as Cammy's superior Shadaloo training so she beat the tar out of the poor shmuck.
As a last resort, the Darkstalker lifted a necklace he was wearing around his neck. Hanging from the necklace was a lead rectangular box that resembled a small dressing room closet, complete with two doors and all. When John opened the two doors, a mechanical hand came out of it holding a rock from the Moon. The close exposure to this Moon Rock was enough to turn Talbain into a Werewolf!
Cammy couldn't touch the guy in Wolf Mode, as he damn near cut her up to shreds. He then bit Cammy in the leg turning her into a Werewolf as well! Before things could go any further, M.Bison appeared and knocked them both out with a Psycho shot!
Some time later at Shadaloo Headquarters, M.Bison was informing Cammy and Talbain who were both now Werewolves their next Target, Jin Saotome. Talbain was now brainwashed under M.Bison's control. He was wearing Doll outfit exactly like Cammy's only light purple, but with the same yellow tie. They both saluted M.Bison "Yes Sir!" and when the Shadaloo leader turned his back to them the two Werewolves held hands.
*LOL* Interesting.
Now,Sano,question. Are you planning to add more to this? Or is this the finished version? So I can save it in Notepad and upload it. ^_^
Dr.B.,I'm guessing you've seen Cheaper By The Dozen? Although it's more Steve Martin's movie than Ashton's. And Just Married was hilarious!
EDIT: Oh,and this is supposed to be a kind of parody? What should I classify this as?
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| Dr Baghead 2698th Post
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| "BeSt StOrY eVeR!1!!!!!!!!11!!!1!1" , posted Wed 31 Dec 16:58
Here's my fanfic!
One day Talbain got hungry, "Boy I'm hungry! I think I'll go outside to look for food" said Talbain as he went outside to get sound food. Suddenly he hears the familar sound of an ice cream truck, "HARK! Doth my ears decieve me or do I hear ye ice cream truck over yon hill!" he said in a stupid way. He went to find the ice cream truck.
Meanwhile Cammy was out walking Chun-Li's giant blue dog. Chun-Li had bought the dog as a puppy but had recently become too busy appearing in every cross-over tourament, signing autographs, and make public appearnces to take as good of care the dog as well as she should so she pays Cammy, who let's face it has nothing but time on her hands, $2 a day to watch him while Chun's at work. "I don't like walking dogs for $2 a day" said Cammy "but if I don't I'll starve to death since I have no other money" just then she tripped on a rock "Oh no I've triped on a rock and am falling to the ground!" said Cammy as she fell to the ground, accidentally letting go of the dog's leash. "Oh no! I let the dog get away! Now Chun's going to beat me up AND not give my my $2 dollars!!!" She chanced after the dog.
Meanwhile Talbain is enjoying his ice cream "MMMM! I sure am enjoying this ice cream... I'm glad they had vanilla because being closely connected to a dog chocolate would have killed me!" At this point Cammy spotted Talbain "There you are Chun-Li's large blue dog who is now strangely wearing pants and a fashionable yellow sash!" said Cammy who had just appeared.
"I am not a dog! I'm a werewolf!" said Talbain, explaining to Cammy he was not a dog, but in fact a werewolf. "Oh! then were is Chun-Li's dog?" Cammy asked as she saw it crossing the street and getting hit by the ice cream truck. "OH NO! Now I'll get my ass kicked AND starve to death -__- I needed that $2 to buy a MacDonald's Extra Value Meal... or as you yanks call it a... oh wait! You're English too so you'd call it that as well!" They share a good laugh and then Talbain felt sorry for Cammy's misfortune and offered some advice "Maybe if you explain what happens she'll forgive you!" Cammy decided it was worth a try.
Chun did not forgive Cammy and whomped her ass into next Tuesday, Cammy tried to defend herself but just wasn't as cool or strong as the super awesome Chun-Li. Talbain, felling bad it was mostly his fault she got her ass kicked, decided to buy her dinner so at least she wouldn't starve to death. They had such a good time they got married (but only consumated the relationship when Talbain was in human form... no beastality here!) and since Talbain was rich Cammy never had to worry about starving to death again... though as a revenge Chun was legally allowed to kill their first born son when in wolf form.
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| Hungrywolf 2580th Post
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| "Re(1):BeSt StOrY eVeR!1!!!!!!!!11!!!1!1" , posted Wed 31 Dec 19:18
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Here's my fanfic!
One day Talbain got hungry, "Boy I'm hungry! I think I'll go outside to look for food" said Talbain as he went outside to get sound food. Suddenly he hears the familar sound of an ice cream truck, "HARK! Doth my ears decieve me or do I hear ye ice cream truck over yon hill!" he said in a stupid way. He went to find the ice cream truck.
Meanwhile Cammy was out walking Chun-Li's giant blue dog. Chun-Li had bought the dog as a puppy but had recently become too busy appearing in every cross-over tourament, signing autographs, and make public appearnces to take as good of care the dog as well as she should so she pays Cammy, who let's face it has nothing but time on her hands, $2 a day to watch him while Chun's at work. "I don't like walking dogs for $2 a day" said Cammy "but if I don't I'll starve to death since I have no other money" just then she tripped on a rock "Oh no I've triped on a rock and am falling to the ground!" said Cammy as she fell to the ground, accidentally letting go of the dog's leash. "Oh no! I let the dog get away! Now Chun's going to beat me up AND not give my my $2 dollars!!!" She chanced after the dog.
Meanwhile Talbain is enjoying his ice cream "MMMM! I sure am enjoying this ice cream... I'm glad they had vanilla because being closely connected to a dog chocolate would have killed me!" At this point Cammy spotted Talbain "There you are Chun-Li's large blue dog who is now strangely wearing pants and a fashionable yellow sash!" said Cammy who had just appeared.
"I am not a dog! I'm a werewolf!" said Talbain, explaining to Cammy he was not a dog, but in fact a werewolf. "Oh! then were is Chun-Li's dog?" Cammy asked as she saw it crossing the street and getting hit by the ice cream truck. "OH NO! Now I'll get my ass kicked AND starve to death -__- I needed that $2 to buy a MacDonald's Extra Value Meal... or as you yanks call it a... oh wait! You're English too so you'd call it that as well!" They share a good laugh and then Talbain felt sorry for Cammy's misfortune and offered some advice "Maybe if you explain what happens she'll forgive you!" Cammy decided it was worth a try.
Chun did not forgive Cammy and whomped her ass into next Tuesday, Cammy tried to defend herself but just wasn't as cool or strong as the super awesome Chun-Li. Talbain, felling bad it was mostly his fault she got her ass kicked, decided to buy her dinner so at least she wouldn't starve to death. They had such a good time they got married (but only consumated the relationship when Talbain was in human form... no beastality here!) and since Talbain was rich Cammy never had to worry about starving to death again... though as a revenge Chun was legally allowed to kill their first born son when in wolf form.
Most amusing. I don't know if I could outwrite that story.
"no again my apoligizes for anyone i offend!!!!!"
Hungry Like the Wolf
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