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Minuteman
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"could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 11:54

AH, OK, so I saw this on another board and thought it was hilarious. SO I'm gonna pose the same question here: IF you got into a fight against your own father (a real physical fight), could you win???

Me, geee...I'm younger, taller (more reach) and quicker, but my old man has me by ~25-30 pounds and used to play football and wrestled in college. I think it would be a high energy fight, but ultimately, I would lose. =\

Sorry for asking such asinie questions, but this was too funny a question when I read it and actually took the time to think about it.

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Maou
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"Re(1):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 12:06

Devil Kazuya says: YES.

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Krzyzewski Man

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"Re(2):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 12:27

My father has cerebral palsy, and I outweigh him by... oh, about 60 pounds, give or take. Plus, he's allergic to bee stings, so I could probably just release some bees around him and then go beat up whatever's left.

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"Re(3):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 12:55

haven't seen mine in like... 10 years or more... so no idea.

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"Re(1):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 13:19

My poor old dad. A fight between the two of us would be like a fight between King Theoden from The Two Towers (before Gandalf helps him) and Legolas.

And, ahem, I would make a strapping Elf.

A better fight would be between my brother (who acts like my father) and myself. But, argh, I don't even want to imagine that match up.

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"Re(1):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 14:09

quote:
AH, OK, so I saw this on another board and thought it was hilarious. SO I'm gonna pose the same question here: IF you got into a fight against your own father (a real physical fight), could you win???

Me, geee...I'm younger, taller (more reach) and quicker, but my old man has me by ~25-30 pounds and used to play football and wrestled in college. I think it would be a high energy fight, but ultimately, I would lose. =\

Sorry for asking such asinie questions, but this was too funny a question when I read it and actually took the time to think about it.

I haven't seen mine in about 4 years, but I think I'd be in a similar situation. I'm younger and quicker, but last time I saw him he was bigger than me (weighed more and worked out more), plus he had played football in college and all of that too. So, I think I could get a shot in here and there, but aside from choke holds and stuff I'd probably lose.

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exodus

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"Re(1):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 15:35

OMG IT'S HILARIOUS.

ah, the board is going down the proverbial hill. Maybe if SNK released a few more games...

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"Re(1):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 15:52

My dad could easily take me. He used to do stuff for the government that he can't tell anyone about and then was Micheal Jackson and Arnold Swartenager(sic)'s pilot.

Henaki
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"Re(2):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 15:57

Well, if my dad wasn't sick all the time...

I dunno, he's stronger, but I'd probably out-prioritize his attacks, seeing I have longer reach, I can also have a negative damage modifier, while he has a positive one, seeing as he's got a horrible immune system at this age...

So...how about those...things....

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"Re(2):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 15:59

quote:
OMG IT'S HILARIOUS.

ah, the board is going down the proverbial hill. Maybe if SNK released a few more games...

That's not even an excuse anymore. I count 4 games released in a 6-month period (SvC, SS0, MS5, and KoF 2003).

And not that I'd ever pick a fight with my father, but I'd probably win at this point. He would've whooped my arse in his prime, though.

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"Re(1):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 16:11

Um...how is fighting a family member considered hilarious?

Gen

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"Re(1):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 17:04

I think that's a stupid question. People should respect their elders like Confucius say.

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Minuteman
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"Re(2):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 17:29

quote:
OMG IT'S HILARIOUS.

ah, the board is going down the proverbial hill. Maybe if SNK released a few more games...

Dude, I realize how dumb the question is, but it's so absurd to think about ever doing that (fighting my dad) that it made me laugh. I do not wish to ever fight anyone at all!

And yea, things are slow around here (somewhat). Between too many KOF2003 posts and FFXII characters with bunny ears, why not ask something just to stir the conversation a little?

This question is just like "If a butterfly flaps its wings in Japan, does it cause a storm to form in the Pacific Ocean?" or "Is water really wet (since to be "wet" something as to initially be "dry" at some point, right?). Just one of those random questions people prob. never think about.

exodus

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"Re(3):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 17:33

quote:
Dude, I realize how dumb the question is, but it's so absurd to think about ever doing that (fighting my dad) that it made me laugh. I do not wish to ever fight anyone at all!

then there was some extra context to this post that I missed.

when oh when will hazzan get back from football camp?

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"Re(2):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 17:49

quote:
I think that's a stupid question. People should respect their elders like Confucius say.

Amen.

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Minuteman
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"Re(4):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 17:50

I actually found out this entire question came from a skit on "Kids in the Hall", if anyone ever watched that show (actually a really funny show, honest!). The skit was just them sitting around as teenagers, talking about if they could beat up their dad.

So you can see what the source was (sketch comedy) and nothing anyone (I hope) ever seriously has thought about.

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"Re(5):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 18:20

quote:
I actually found out this entire question came from a skit on "Kids in the Hall", if anyone ever watched that show (actually a really funny show, honest!). The skit was just them sitting around as teenagers, talking about if they could beat up their dad.

So you can see what the source was (sketch comedy) and nothing anyone (I hope) ever seriously has thought about.

Heh heh. Yeah, I thought of that scene in Fight Club when I saw the thread title. "F***er's setting up franchises..." I thought it was funny, too.

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dutch__schultz
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"Re(6):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 18:58

it's funny if you don't go overboard serious attack on it.

my dad could take me, he's insanely powerful, like an snk final boss. he's like omega dad to me, he's in awesome shape for a 60 year old guy, no fat whatsoever. lives on a farm so he's always moving heavy stuff around. plus.. he drinks BUTTER.

hahaha don't worry minuteman, is funy. (to the nonserious)

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"I did win a fight against my dad" , posted Fri 12 Dec 19:16

It's not a lie; I was young and drunk and fat... He was old, drunk and fat.... It was an equal fight ¬_¬

My father and I used to have that kind of relationship where he used strong psychological violence against me and I'll try to retaliate with violence... Ha. Now that I look back I can tell how much did he made me grow and how did he forced me to mature... I'm a much better man thanks to that... Now I realize... Well, even at that time I realized that such "abuse" only came from the goodness of my old man; his very own form of shaping me up.

For the record, I teorize that I'm not a "god born son" but rather I'm a clone, a mass produced version of my father... We talked alike; we walked alike; we smelt a like, even our heart beats were the same... and of course WE LOOKED EXACTLY THE SAME... such coincidences can't be created by nature... So now I realize that I'm the evil clone fated to take over the world... A the memories.

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"Taking on fathers, and HazZan..." , posted Fri 12 Dec 19:27

For the topic question: nope -- can't. He's still very healthy and considerably larger (with muscle weight) than I am. (My legs are decent from running, but my arms are sticks.)

quote:
then there was some extra context to this post that I missed.

when oh when will hazzan get back from football camp?

Oh, HazZan is back... in TIME!

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Gen

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"Re(3):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Fri 12 Dec 23:00:

quote:
OMG IT'S HILARIOUS.

ah, the board is going down the proverbial hill. Maybe if SNK released a few more games...

Dude, I realize how dumb the question is, but it's so absurd to think about ever doing that (fighting my dad) that it made me laugh. I do not wish to ever fight anyone at all!

And yea, things are slow around here (somewhat). Between too many KOF2003 posts and FFXII characters with bunny ears, why not ask something just to stir the conversation a little?

This question is just like "If a butterfly flaps its wings in Japan, does it cause a storm to form in the Pacific Ocean?" or "Is water really wet (since to be "wet" something as to initially be "dry" at some point, right?). Just one of those random questions people prob. never think about.

ok..

(:

[this message was edited by Gen on Fri 12 Dec 23:00]

Ven
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"Re(1):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Sat 13 Dec 05:11

I lost once. Maybe I'll go for a rematch, someday. I used a metal chair, but then I got locked in a hold, and that was the end.

Now I know how to get out, though, so it'd probably be different. But I really don't wanna hurt him

much.

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Oroch

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"the system is broken" , posted Sat 13 Dec 05:41:

[this message was edited by Oroch on Sat 13 Dec 08:58]

Luisinan

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"Re(1):I did win a fight against my dad" , posted Sat 13 Dec 06:23

quote:

For the record, I teorize that I'm not a "god born son" but rather I'm a clone, a mass produced version of my father... We talked alike; we walked alike; we smelt a like, even our heart beats were the same... and of course WE LOOKED EXACTLY THE SAME... such coincidences can't be created by nature... So now I realize that I'm the evil clone fated to take over the world... A the memories.

That's the scary thing. I have 'issues' with my father. I won't go into them, but suffice it say, I always told myself, "there is no way in hell, that I would grow up and turn into him."

Well, here I am, and I'm quite a bit just like him. That's good and that's bad cause, my dad, does have some positive qualities to him. That's bad, cause he also has some bad qualities that got passed onto me.

So in conclussion: You can't escape the past. The sins of the father, will become the sins of the son. Only thing you can do is examine yourself and work hard to not repeat the same mistakes.

But, it's scary. I wonder, how the hell my kids will turn out to be.

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shinsei19
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"Re(2):I did win a fight against my dad" , posted Sat 13 Dec 07:00

Hmmm my dad would kick my ass, and then proceed to kick my ass again

I guess it helps that he's in the military and is, um, a pretty damn buff dude for his age @_@

My old roomate in college, when pissed at his dad, would try to fight his dad, full-throttle...but he got PWN3D because his dad was a US Ranger heh.

Porcellino

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"Re(1):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Sat 13 Dec 18:04

Well...I'm faster...I play videogames (= Im dangerous)...I DO bite and so but my dad has a couple guns so I won't try.

Since Time Mage didn't reply...I'll reply instead of him:

"Hi, Im Time Mage and my dad kicks my ass...my stronger pawa is Judo and..even in that there's nothing I can do againt dad..he's a black-belt-baby-eater-judoka"

pff :D

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"Re(2):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Sat 13 Dec 20:52

His dad is ratio 4. Thats why.

quote:
"Hi, Im Time Mage and my dad kicks my ass...my stronger pawa is Judo and..even in that there's nothing I can do againt dad..he's a black-belt-baby-eater-judoka"

pff :D

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"Re(2):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Sat 13 Dec 21:19

quote:
"Hi, Im Time Mage and my dad kicks my ass...my stronger pawa is Judo and..even in that there's nothing I can do againt dad..he's a black-belt-baby-eater-judoka"

pff :D

Hey, I'd study judo under that guy.

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"Re(2):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Sun 14 Dec 09:40

quote:

"Hi, Im Time Mage and my dad kicks my ass...my stronger pawa is Judo and..even in that there's nothing I can do againt dad..he's a black-belt-baby-eater-judoka"

pff :D

Well then it's great, because I'm only brown belt... He won't eat me.

I don't know exactly what were your intentions by writing that, so I'll leave it here.

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Porcellino

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"Re(3):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Mon 15 Dec 03:05

quote:
I don't know exactly what were your intentions by writing that, so I'll leave it here.

Hey, Its me, Porcellino..I have no intentions.

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Time Mage

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"Re(4):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Mon 15 Dec 05:07

quote:
I don't know exactly what were your intentions by writing that, so I'll leave it here.

Hey, Its me, Porcellino..I have no intentions.

I should have known, but I was a little espeso when I posted that.

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Porcellino

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"Re(5):could you win a fight against your dad?" , posted Mon 15 Dec 18:16

quote:
I should have known, but I was a little espeso when I posted that.

Espeso? Like magdalenas in vasoleche?

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