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Freeter

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"Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Wed 3 Dec 09:02

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iggy

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"Re(1):Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Wed 3 Dec 09:47

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Rather than shoot his roommates, Kersey took aim at the offending Xbox

Is it me, or does the article implies it would have been smarter to shoot the roommates and leave the X Box unharmed?

TiamatRoar

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"Re(2):Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Wed 3 Dec 11:35

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Rather than shoot his roommates, Kersey took aim at the offending Xbox
Is it me, or does the article implies it would have been smarter to shoot the roommates and leave the X Box unharmed?

I figured that the article was implying that it was more expected that he shoot the roommates, myself. Typically, when someone walks into a room armed with a gun ready to shoot something and that room has a video game console and other people in it, I think most would expect that person to shoot the other people. Thank goodness he didn't, of course, but generally, you'd expect the people to be shot and not the console because if you really hate a console, there are many other ways of getting rid of it (such as picking it up and slamming it to the ground) which you'd think would come first to a person's mind before shooting it would...

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thebigword
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"Re(1):Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Wed 3 Dec 11:36

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so the Xbox is useful for something afterall, hehe j/k

Juke Joint Jezebel

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"Re(3):Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Wed 3 Dec 15:35

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I figured that the article was implying that it was more expected that he shoot the roommates, myself. Typically, when someone walks into a room armed with a gun ready to shoot something and that room has a video game console and other people in it, I think most would expect that person to shoot the other people. Thank goodness he didn't, of course, but generally, you'd expect the people to be shot and not the console because if you really hate a console, there are many other ways of getting rid of it (such as picking it up and slamming it to the ground) which you'd think would come first to a person's mind before shooting it would...

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Satoshi_Miwa

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"Re(1):Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Wed 3 Dec 17:15

So..Not only can it be used as a weapon against burglars, it can be used as a defence against them too...It's the multi-use gamesystem!

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Joe Randel
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Rare Customer

"Re(1):Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Wed 3 Dec 18:12

the dude should have went back and finished the job once he learned the victim was still alive... on the flip side does that mean we can start slinging xboxes over our shoulders as bulletproof vests?

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thebigword
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"Re(2):Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Wed 3 Dec 19:50

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the dude should have went back and finished the job once he learned the victim was still alive... on the flip side does that mean we can start slinging xboxes over our shoulders as bulletproof vests?

I'm buyin one just for that reason alone!

CrazyMike

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"Re(3):Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Wed 3 Dec 20:28

Playstation 2 makes a good coffee table to set my Dreamcast on, and it also can be used as a WMD since Saddam Hussein tried to purchase multiple quantities a couple years ago to use as a missile guidance system @_@

Ammadeau

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"Re(4):Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Wed 3 Dec 20:33

*Waits for someone to find a good use for the Gamecube.

Undead Fred

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"Re(5):Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Wed 3 Dec 20:43

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*Waits for someone to find a good use for the Gamecube.

Well, if you're going to spend that much money on a shield (the XBox), then get a Gamecube for your weapon. It's got a nice little handle on it (just like a lunchbox!), so you can put the XBox in a backpack and deflect bullets with it, and then get in close and bash intruders/opponents with the Gamecube.

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deoch
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"Re(5):Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Wed 3 Dec 20:45

Next time you have to duck and cover, remember to protect your head with an xbox.

Joe Randel
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"Re(6):Xbox is bulletproof" , posted Thu 4 Dec 05:49

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*Waits for someone to find a good use for the Gamecube.
Well, if you're going to spend that much money on a shield (the XBox), then get a Gamecube for your weapon. It's got a nice little handle on it (just like a lunchbox!), so you can put the XBox in a backpack and deflect bullets with it, and then get in close and bash intruders/opponents with the Gamecube.

Now that's what it's all about :) Then you could finish them off by strangling them with the controler cord.

See... it's not the games that are violent... it's the systems :)

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