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| iggy 1680th Post
 
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|  "most useless thread ever"
, posted Sat 20 Sep 19:57
Since "Knights of the Zodiac" just made his laughable premiere (My MASK! he broke my MASK!!!), I thought I could as well post the link here : (you need to read Japanese, to know a little 2ch and to remember Saint Seya quite well)
yoi sure age
It's the 2ch discution that would happen if there was Saint Seya vs Capcom (the capcom part beeing nearly totally forgotten). Well, it misses the thousands of 'kusoge' posts here and there, but overall, it's quite accurate...
samples:
- what's the command to make Shiryû take his armor off?
- Be carefull, don't use the command with Shaka, or he will get TOTALLY naked
- Does it work with Misty too?
- I thought "kamiyo watashiwa utsukushii" was his max super?
- DON'T DO THIS MOOVE AGAINST URIEN. you don't want to know what happens.
- The code for the kamui cross is fake, I always end up with the crappy dark knight versions
- I can't beat Chunli with Shunrei
- Yes, she's the worst opponent for her. You may get on her nerves by 'praying without actually doing anything else' then build your gauge with 'thinking to Shiryû'...
- the prefight demo Hyôga vs Camu is too long
- The capcom characters don't stand a chance against the saints, they can't use the same attack twice.
- I tried to cheap finish Muu with a Cool hunting, but he used the cristal wall and he killed me with it...
- Aldebaran is the worst character of the game.
- Aldebaran is too strong
- There's an infinite with Aiolia
- Since Excalibur is unblocable, how can you escape the okiagari->escalibur?
- You have to use Shiryû and catch the blade
- What is your best score at the bonus stage 'release Hyôga from his ice coffin'?
- For the bonus stage, use haggar, he can use the kinfes of Final Fight. Or you can do a pile driver, it destroy Hyôga with the coffin, but it's fun.
- They really need to erase the stupid dance of Hyôga before the Diamond Dust. The moove is already weak, there's no way to connect the moove.
- I heard there is a code to use the steel saints...
- At the rocketest, Milo could use his sasori danse...
- be carefull : there is a huge bug! If you use a gold saint and you fight another gold saint, the game will go in thousand wars mode and freeze...
- the bosses are cheezy. "Aiolia hypnotised by the pope" is too strong, and "seventh sense ni mezametta Ryû" blocked all my pegasus punches...
- They shouldn't have asked Kurumada to draw everyone. Especially the Capcom characters.
- How do you beat the hidden boss, Saori? Every time I attack, Seya in a gold cross comes out of nowhere and takes the blow, and I can't seem to guard crush him...
- They copied Remy's ending to make Hyôga's ending! The bastards!!
- I used Shaka, and I ran into a hidden boss, "Bison who became human". I couldn't do anything.
- The rumor says there is a hidden groove, the "G groove". When you use it, your characters become even more ugly and their eyes grow 3 times the size...
- Is it normal Cassios doesn't have any special moove?
And if you click on the link of the second message, you will go to nearly the same thing, but with every character from Weekly Jump. Only for a sentence, this is the best thread ever : "Nara is too strong, the Nara cutter has 0 recovery and the Nara tsugushi grabs too far away. the combo yabuki methan-mekuri Nara Tsugushi is a 100%".
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| Time Mage 1633th Post
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| "Not useless at all, sorry." , posted Sun 21 Sep 03:48:
quote:
- what's the command to make Shiryû take his armor off?
- Be carefull, don't use the command with Shaka, or he will get TOTALLY naked
- Does it work with Misty too?
- I thought "kamiyo watashiwa utsukushii" was his max super?
- DON'T DO THIS MOOVE AGAINST URIEN. you don't want to know what happens.
OMG, this has made me laugh for a minute!! (and it's all true, of course. we all know that Shiryû's armor is useless... despite having the strongest gauntlet and shield...)
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- I can't beat Chunli with Shunrei
- Yes, she's the worst opponent for her. You may get on her nerves by 'praying without actually doing anything else' then build your gauge with 'thinking to Shiryû'...
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- The capcom characters don't stand a chance against the saints, they can't use the same attack twice.
OK, this is my favourite. But thay should have added: "However, if Seiya fights anyone, Saint or not, he can do the meteors all the times he want. he rule doesn't aply to him."
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- be carefull : there is a huge bug! If you use a gold saint and you fight another gold saint, the game will go in thousand wars mode and freeze...
LOL!
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- How do you beat the hidden boss, Saori? Every time I attack, Seya in a gold cross comes out of nowhere and takes the blow, and I can't seem to guard crush him...
Too true. Saori has infinite striker Seiya calls. The striker action is called: "Hit me".
[this message was edited by Time Mage on Sun 21 Sep 03:48] |
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