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| Mosquiton 901th Post
 
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|  "About Canadian strippers*"
, posted Sun 14 Sep 17:35:
Well, I certainly can't condone the tossing of firecrackers but I believe it's my duty to share with the board my knowledge of US and Canadian strippers.
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confirm: is it true that in Canada, it's legal for strippers to lose their bottoms, and in the States it's not?
I believe this varies from state to state. Like rules regulating alchohol. New Orleans offers totally nude strippers.
In Ontario, there are not only topless and botomless strippers, but also full contact lap dancing with touching allowed.There are also legal escort services (but not brothels), and shower or massage parlors. Blame holdovers from British law.
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If you are able to find a strip bar with women willing to take it ALL off, I can guarantee you that you would probably ask for them to put their clothes back on @_@
A woman's looks don't have anything to do with what she's willing to do for money. For reference, check the internet.
And no, I don't spend much time at all in strip clubs. Remember, knowledge is power!
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| Rolling Start
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| "Re(3):Sigh...ok, who DIDN'T see this coming.." , posted Mon 15 Sep 18:52
Funny thing is, if we got caught in the states doing that crap we would probably have received 10+ years in prison, whereas in Canada we would have probably received a large fine. Vive la differance.
On a more serious note, on the topic of how awesome Canada is, if someone gives me one good reason why living in the US is any better than living in Canada, I'll give them their own weight in maple syrup.
I piss and moan when my gas costs 75c. With the exchange rate, that's probably around 25-50c american (sorry about not knowing/caring about the exchange rate).
My friend was caught with an eigth of chronic on his person, and he received a ticket. A TICKET, for chrissakes! PLUS he was downtown, which in most people's eyes is intent to distribute. MUCH better than, say, the 9 month prison term Tommy Chong just received for selling glass pipes! Just out of curiosity, are there any head shops in the US (stores that openly sell drug paraphenalia)? Sacred Herb used to be cool, but those buttplugs sell hand grinders for $30! Just cause stoners are willing to spend thousands of dollars on iron maiden collections doesn't mean we don't know the value of a dollar...
Heard a story today on the news of a Syrian-borne Canadian travelling home from the Southern US. He was stopped at an airport on the way home, told that there were outstanding warrants against him in Syria, was not told what the charges were other than the fact that they were "terror related", was kept in a holding for around a month, deported to Syria, and he's spent 11 months in a Syrian jail not knowing what the FUCK he did wrong! Goddammit, i'm glad that I'm white middle-class charismatic docile-looking!
The similarities between the persecution of modern day "terrorists" (read: brownies, towelheads, camel fuckers, sand niggers, et al) and jews in world war two is just sickening. Only difference is, Bollywood isn't half as influential.
C'MON SUCKA!
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| Juke Joint Jezebel 2269th Post
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|  "Re(7):Sigh...ok, who DIDN'T see this coming.."
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Moe can't work miracles *all* the time, I guess. Some human emotions can't be overcome even by extreme cuteness....
I don't know if the last moe pic Sabo10 linked to would have succeded in saving the tread, but it would have worth the try.
Not that I would dare to do it myself, mind you. Look at my avatar. Is it the avatar of someone able to link to disturbing cute swastikas? Of course it's not. Most of all, I'm already plagued with Satan's pullover (and a mystery T Shirt), I don't need to bring more maledictions on my small, small home.
On the other hand, Sabo10...
my apologies to all the Canadians that aren't idiots
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OH i get it. the long-term effects of smoking cannabis
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i mean, the long-term effects of drinking bong water
Go back to fucking your moose.
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| Hungrywolf 2332th Post
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| "Re(4):Sigh...ok, who DIDN'T see this coming.." , posted Mon 15 Sep 21:49:
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Funny thing is, if we got caught in the states doing that crap we would probably have received 10+ years in prison, whereas in Canada we would have probably received a large fine. Vive la differance.
Yeah, that just might be the only "funny" thing considering what you did was just stupid.
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On a more serious note, on the topic of how awesome Canada is, if someone gives me one good reason why living in the US is any better than living in Canada, I'll give them their own weight in maple syrup.
Ok, one good reason is [insert random canada joke here].
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My friend was caught with an eigth of chronic on his person, and he received a ticket. A TICKET, for chrissakes! PLUS he was downtown, which in most people's eyes is intent to distribute.
Good for your friend. I'm glad he's not mine.
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i'm glad that I'm white middle-class charismatic docile-looking!
Racist.
"You're good baby I'll give you that.....but me? I'm magic!"
-Bullseye Daredevil movie
Hungry Like the Wolf
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| Rolling Start
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| "Re(5):Sigh...ok, who DIDN'T see this coming.." , posted Mon 15 Sep 22:09
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Ok, one good reason is [insert random canada joke here].
Two Canadians sitting at a bar, playing 20 questions. Bob says to Doug, "Doug, make this one really, really difficult, eh?" Doug contemplates for a moment, and finally decides his secret phrase is "Moose cock". Bob asks his first question:
"Is it good to eat?"
Doug laughs and goes "Yeah, yeah I guess some people might think it was good to eat!"
Bob goes "Is it moose cock?"
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CrazyMike: Who said that I thought that americans were angry and spiteful? People who make sweeping generalizations like that are spineless fuckers. Just like the US marine who was interviewed after butchering 9 Iraqi police and destroying a hospital. You probably won't believe me, because it's so unbelievable, but he actually said this when asked if he knew who he was firing on during the raid:
"I couldn't tell you for sure if they were terrorists or police, but one thing I do know: they were Iraqis."
Sigh...if only God was watching this...
And I agree, this is a fascinating article:
[url=http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030916/ap_on_re_ca/canada_medicinal_marijuana_1 ]Canadians think weed is bunk, move on to the legal harder shit
Growing it in a mine, jackasses. And that's not the half, the big problem was that they didn't even take the time that my burnout friends do to pick apart specifically potent strains to have fantastic grandmothered-ass bud. They just threw all the random seeds from raids into soil, and let it intermingle. So hilarious. Still, at least our government is doing SOMETHING other than cramming jails full of 20-50yr old stoners. Have to admit, both sides are accountable for some sort stupid shit.
Radish: I admit, using the rascist terms was a bad idea. Still, the fact remains, the hate mongering of the Nazi era and the Rumsfeld era are very, very similar. In both cases, they were used as a scapegoat for a faltering economy. In both cases, it was a blanket term used to describe a very diverse group of people (eg: some jews were moeny-grubbers, just as some jews spent money freely. Some terrorists are college students looking up the Anarchist's Cookbook on a campus computer {who happen to have difficult to pronounce last names}, and some of them are butchering psychotics).
JJJ: I don't drink bong water, asshole. And I think a mild marijuana habit is a little less harmful than an hentai gore bondage fetish.
Just like some parents, some nerds just don't understand...
C'MON SUCKA!
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| Radish 1676th Post
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| "Re(8):Sigh...ok, who DIDN'T see this coming.." , posted Mon 15 Sep 22:51:
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I think somewhere in this thread, iggy insulted my devotion to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
This
came up when I searched for Jesus.
You probably should not click that link.
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Radish: I admit, using the rascist terms was a bad idea. Still, the fact remains, the hate mongering of the Nazi era and the Rumsfeld era are very, very similar. In both cases, they were used as a scapegoat for a faltering economy. In both cases, it was a blanket term used to describe a very diverse group of people (eg: some jews were moeny-grubbers, just as some jews spent money freely. Some terrorists are college students looking up the Anarchist's Cookbook on a campus computer {who happen to have difficult to pronounce last names}, and some of them are butchering psychotics).
Someone needs to inform Ashcroft that the economy is improving and actually about on par with the economy before the dot com bubble. Employment hasn't fully recovered, but that always lags behind the economy for obvious reasons.
The hate mongering towards ethnic minorities in WWII and what's happening today are incomparible. Even infering that is insulting. When we start mass murdering our own citizens or releasing state sponsored political propoganda telling us that a specific ethnic group is the reason for all of our problems get back to me.
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JJJ: I don't drink bong water, asshole. And I think a mild marijuana habit is a little less harmful than an hentai gore bondage fetish.
BURN!
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| Fygee 801th Post
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| "Re(8):Sigh...ok, who DIDN'T see this coming.." , posted Mon 15 Sep 23:43
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I think somewhere in this thread, iggy insulted my devotion to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Your lord and savior, not mine. I really wish religious people would stop generalizing like that.
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LOL, the other night me and my friends drove around throwing firecrackers out of the car at people and yelling "AL QAEDA!". So fucking awesome
I hope you get run over by a car. You're a waste of breatheable air.
Regarding stippers (I live in Vegas btw, so I'm a bit of an authority on this :p), the law is this. Fully nude bars can't have alchohol by law, because strippers were prostituting themselves to inebreated men, and also some of the drunks were being overly forceful and rowdy towards those who didn't want to participate. Since that law was enacted, strip club prostitution and solicitation has gone down quite a bit, along with any other incidents. Alkeehol is still allowed in topless bars though, since they're generally more classy and don't have as many negatives attached.
Regarding the Patriot Act, its destroying our freedoms, and is nothing more than an attempt by Ashcroft to get a super conservative hold on the country that he so desperately wants.
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| Mosquiton 903th Post
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| "Re(5):Sigh...ok, who DIDN'T see this coming.." , posted Tue 16 Sep 07:45
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LOL, the other night me and my friends drove around throwing firecrackers out of the car at people and yelling "AL QAEDA!". So fucking awesome.
Funny thing is, if we got caught in the states doing that crap we would probably have received 10+ years in prison, whereas in Canada we would have probably received a large fine. Vive la differance.
Well, you convinced me to stay in the States. For all the hate towards anti-terrorism you have, at least I don't worry about getting assaulted by car-bound delinquents throwing explosives.
Oh I think you do, you've never lived down south have you?
No need to diss an entire country, punk! Don't make me come down there with a mounted SWAT team...
This thread is poison, please make it stop.
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is it true that in Canada, it's legal for strippers to lose their bottoms, and in the States it's not? 
