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| iggy 1482th Post
 
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|  "Most surprising event of the mounth"
, posted Mon 18 Aug 17:02
I don't know if even a few people care about Bastard!! here, but something absolutely incredible happenned in Ultra Jump this mounth :
Bastard!! was supposed to return, and, totaly unexpectadly, it actualy did! I didn't want to believe it before the magazine was out, and, well, it's there. It's the first episode in, like, 2 years? 3 years? This is soo great.
Even more astonishing, there doesn't seem to be rushed pages "that will be finished for the edition of the volume". But, like every wonderfull surprise, this one comes with a big downside.
Spoiler (Highlight to view) -
It's 16 pages long, and it's like "the dragon warriors arrive, then some completely uninteresting asshole explains how the dragon warriors are really total badasses, then DS comes close to the dragon warriors and says "fusion!"
End of the episode.
No big breasts.
End of Spoiler
Well, a least we have some Bastard!!, we couldn't get a good manga at the same time, let's be realistic.
Previsions for the next episodes:
Spoiler (Highlight to view) -
- DS actually fusions, while everyone explain how much he became so much more a badass then he was before (1 episode)
- The fusion ends, and, whao, DS is even more badass then everyone thought he would be (1 episode)
- Ultimate fusioned DS fight with Uriel(5 episodes). Meanwhile, Gabriel's clothes explode.
- The fight continues, and both have to change form to become even more badass and kick the not-as-bad-as-their-ass of the other. Then, unexpectadly, a new super beautiful and big breasted female character arrive, is super beautiful, and has huge breasts, and makes nohing, like every new character since the volume 15. Did I mention she had huge breasts? (3 episodes)
- DS decides the fight must end, and use all his power to become the ultimate badass+1 and kill Uriel. But his ass becomes so bad he gets hemoroids, and the next episodes begins 946 years later. Or before. Or in between.
End of Spoiler
Or Hagi can't take the harsh rythm of Ultra Jump and doesn't publish anything in the next 3 years.
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Well, at least in that Ultra Jump there is some Gunm Last Order with the rabbits from hell too. And a new short story by Araki. And Puchimon (Aoi Nanase moeee).
「あ！そっかぁ！さっきのセリフさ、ナンパやったのな。」
「違う！！違う！！違う！！」
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| iggy 1485th Post
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| "Re(1):but the million dollar question is:" , posted Tue 19 Aug 04:11
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Since there are Bastard!! fans in this thread I wanted to ask: What the hell is Polno Diano?
As I said, Porno is a beautifull big breasted character who appeared in the volume 18, so that means she has absolutely no influence whatsoever on the story, besides occupying nearly a full volume.
She's a very powerfull demon, but less than the 7 archdemons or whatever their grade is (Belzebuth, Asatoth, and so on). Basically, when DS dies for the n-th time, he goes in hell, meets Satan, who asks him in a Disney's Aladin's Genie way to join him. DS refuses, begins to kick some ass, then Porno arrives while Satan and the 7 ûber demons watch the fight (and do nothing except beeing the most beautifull characters ever created in Japan in the last 20 years).
Porno kicks DS's ass really, really badly, when DS hears a mysterious voice in his head (probably Gabriel's) telling him what to do. As always, DS doesn't give a shit about what people say to him, and keeps getting his ass kicked, then he manages to do something that changes the direction of the fight : he steals Porno's panties.
In the non released episodes (because Hagi can be a real pain when he wants), the fights goes a little longer, with DS finally negating all Porno's attack. He flees and discover Gabriel (in her huge robo form) chained in some kind of prison. I guess there should have been a surprise scene where Gabriel takes her real form with a few gags, but unfortunately, the manga makes a 4 years jump in the time, and 4 years later, Gabriel appears very naturally, thus rending completely blunt every gag Hagi could do if he ever resume this ark of the story. Wich he is not likely to do, anyway. And Porno is never mentionned again, and nobody knows what happenned to her in those 4 years gap (we kinda know what happen to the 7 demon king, though).
An anime about Bastard!! is totally out of the question, and somehow, it's a good thing, because the OAV sucked big time. Well, seeing the actual status of Hagi, I guess nobody in a sane state of mind could sign any contract with him.
Now that I think of it, I think in the PS Bastard!! game, wich sucked major ass, there was many, many sides stories explained about the masenshogun. Anybody got it?
「あ！そっかぁ！さっきのセリフさ、ナンパやったのな。」
「違う！！違う！！違う！！」
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| iggy 1488th Post
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| "Re(3):but the million dollar question is:" , posted Tue 19 Aug 07:22:
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Your metaphors become more and more slimly lately.
Yes, I noticed that too, sorry about it. But I can't really find a way to talk about a really, really bad thing by comparing it to fading plum flowers scatterred by the wind. Hum, well, I could, but I'm not sure it would express my thought about this thing as vividly as the other expression does. And anyways, I was talking about Bastard!!, so let's say it's just my language that automatically adopted the level of the subject I was taking about. Yes, let's say that.
My apologies to young viewers and AOL users for my gross language.
「あ！そっかぁ！さっきのセリフさ、ナンパやったのな。」
「違う！！違う！！違う！！」
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| Dr Baghead 2460th Post
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| "Re(2):but the million dollar question is:" , posted Tue 19 Aug 11:09
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As I said, Porno is a beautifull big breasted character who appeared in the volume 18, so that means she has absolutely no influence whatsoever on the story, besides occupying nearly a full volume.
She's a very powerfull demon, but less than the 7 archdemons or whatever their grade is (Belzebuth, Asatoth, and so on). Basically, when DS dies for the n-th time, he goes in hell, meets Satan, who asks him in a Disney's Aladin's Genie way to join him. DS refuses, begins to kick some ass, then Porno arrives while Satan and the 7 ûber demons watch the fight (and do nothing except beeing the most beautifull characters ever created in Japan in the last 20 years).
Porno kicks DS's ass really, really badly, when DS hears a mysterious voice in his head (probably Gabriel's) telling him what to do. As always, DS doesn't give a shit about what people say to him, and keeps getting his ass kicked, then he manages to do something that changes the direction of the fight : he steals Porno's panties.
In the non released episodes (because Hagi can be a real pain when he wants), the fights goes a little longer, with DS finally negating all Porno's attack. He flees and discover Gabriel (in her huge robo form) chained in some kind of prison. I guess there should have been a surprise scene where Gabriel takes her real form with a few gags, but unfortunately, the manga makes a 4 years jump in the time, and 4 years later, Gabriel appears very naturally, thus rending completely blunt every gag Hagi could do if he ever resume this ark of the story. Wich he is not likely to do, anyway. And Porno is never mentionned again, and nobody knows what happenned to her in those 4 years gap (we kinda know what happen to the 7 demon king, though).
So she serves no real point in the story, eh? and her name actually is "Porno" with "Polno" being the typo?... well I learned TWO new things today!
Learning is fun! Now I need some to explain O!MG to me and I'll know what all my Batman customs were!
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