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"Most surprising event of the mounth" , posted Mon 18 Aug 17:02post reply


I don't know if even a few people care about Bastard!! here, but something absolutely incredible happenned in Ultra Jump this mounth :
Bastard!! was supposed to return, and, totaly unexpectadly, it actualy did! I didn't want to believe it before the magazine was out, and, well, it's there. It's the first episode in, like, 2 years? 3 years? This is soo great.
Even more astonishing, there doesn't seem to be rushed pages "that will be finished for the edition of the volume". But, like every wonderfull surprise, this one comes with a big downside.


Spoiler (Highlight to view) -
It's 16 pages long, and it's like "the dragon warriors arrive, then some completely uninteresting asshole explains how the dragon warriors are really total badasses, then DS comes close to the dragon warriors and says "fusion!"
End of the episode.
No big breasts.


End of Spoiler


Well, a least we have some Bastard!!, we couldn't get a good manga at the same time, let's be realistic.
Previsions for the next episodes:


Spoiler (Highlight to view) -
- DS actually fusions, while everyone explain how much he became so much more a badass then he was before (1 episode)
- The fusion ends, and, whao, DS is even more badass then everyone thought he would be (1 episode)
- Ultimate fusioned DS fight with Uriel(5 episodes). Meanwhile, Gabriel's clothes explode.
- The fight continues, and both have to change form to become even more badass and kick the not-as-bad-as-their-ass of the other. Then, unexpectadly, a new super beautiful and big breasted female character arrive, is super beautiful, and has huge breasts, and makes nohing, like every new character since the volume 15. Did I mention she had huge breasts? (3 episodes)
- DS decides the fight must end, and use all his power to become the ultimate badass+1 and kill Uriel. But his ass becomes so bad he gets hemoroids, and the next episodes begins 946 years later. Or before. Or in between.


End of Spoiler


Or Hagi can't take the harsh rythm of Ultra Jump and doesn't publish anything in the next 3 years.
...
Well, at least in that Ultra Jump there is some Gunm Last Order with the rabbits from hell too. And a new short story by Araki. And Puchimon (Aoi Nanase moeee).





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"Re(1):Most surprising event of the mounth" , posted Mon 18 Aug 17:07post reply


As a massive "Bastard!" fan, I consider this good news. :D

Hagiwara needs to put out some more of those "side stories" he was doing. ;)






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"Re(2):Most surprising event of the mounth" , posted Mon 18 Aug 17:14post reply


quote:
As a massive "Bastard!" fan, I consider this good news. :D

Hagiwara needs to put out some more of those "side stories" he was doing. ;)



If only Hagi could at least advance in the main story before creating some side stories...
I think I saw him talking on his BBS about a fanzine (?) he would do with data for all the stories he will objectively never explain in the manga even if he lived 540 years... I would definitively love to know exactly what was going on with each masenshogun and samurai, all the story of young Joe and Raaz against DS, who is the mother of Yoko, etc. Even if it's only text, these characters were 100 times more good looking then everything an average mangaka will ever create in his whole life, and I would really love to learn more about them.





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"Re(3):Most surprising event of the mounth" , posted Mon 18 Aug 17:30post reply


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If only Hagi could at least advance in the main story before creating some side stories...
Yes, agreed.. but at least most of the side stories were nothing more than Kai having sex with various people.

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Even if it's only text, these characters were 100 times more good looking then everything an average mangaka will ever create in his whole life, and I would really love to learn more about them.

Ha ha ha ha, yes... again, I agree. He has a real talent for creating attractive characters.






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"Re(1):Most surprising event of the mounth" , posted Mon 18 Aug 17:31post reply


I wish I could get excited about this... I loved Bastard!! (manga + anime) back in the day, but the ungodly long wait has sort of tempered my enthusiasm for anything new. Hopefully, Hagi sticks with this and doesn't go off in any more bizarre directions. (Well... more bizarre than usual, anyway)





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"Re(1):Most surprising event of the mounth" , posted Mon 18 Aug 17:57post reply


My ex-girlfriend (hardcore DS fan) ask me to thank you, Iggy, for such good news ^_^ so...thanks :D






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"Re(2):Most surprising event of the mounth" , posted Mon 18 Aug 22:20post reply


Hell's Angels...TenjouTenge...and the return of Bastard. Hurray for UltraJump.





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"Re(3):Most surprising event of the mounth" , posted Mon 18 Aug 22:36post reply


More Bastard is always good, and hopefully he can do more so that Viz doesn't catch up to his stuff with it's GN releasing policy...







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"Re(4):Most surprising event of the mounth" , posted Mon 18 Aug 22:41post reply


Oh...wait...no...Tenjou Tenge. *sobs* Oh well we've got that Araki...thing.





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"Re(5):Most surprising event of the mounth" , posted Tue 19 Aug 00:38post reply


Yoyoyoyo

When in the hell are we going to see more of Bastard!! in Anime form!?

And what about Tenjou Tenge!?!?

Damn it...I'll settle for either one right about now.

Hey didn't Outlaw Star appear in Ultrajump? Damn...need more Anime of that too...I want to read the Manga version, heard it is a lot different than the Anime.





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"but the million dollar question is:" , posted Tue 19 Aug 01:33post reply


Since there are Bastard!! fans in this thread I wanted to ask: What the hell is Polno Diano?

I bought the toy because I thought she'd make a lovely base for a Harley Quinn figure, which she did, but now she (along with the ultra cool winged DS no one bought and every Diamond supplied comic store still has at least one of)just sits on my shelf and it's bothering me as to what the hell she is. (I know DS is like the hero, or something along those lines... but what's a Demonic Generalisimo?)






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"Re(1):but the million dollar question is:" , posted Tue 19 Aug 04:11post reply


quote:
Since there are Bastard!! fans in this thread I wanted to ask: What the hell is Polno Diano?

As I said, Porno is a beautifull big breasted character who appeared in the volume 18, so that means she has absolutely no influence whatsoever on the story, besides occupying nearly a full volume.
She's a very powerfull demon, but less than the 7 archdemons or whatever their grade is (Belzebuth, Asatoth, and so on). Basically, when DS dies for the n-th time, he goes in hell, meets Satan, who asks him in a Disney's Aladin's Genie way to join him. DS refuses, begins to kick some ass, then Porno arrives while Satan and the 7 Żber demons watch the fight (and do nothing except beeing the most beautifull characters ever created in Japan in the last 20 years).
Porno kicks DS's ass really, really badly, when DS hears a mysterious voice in his head (probably Gabriel's) telling him what to do. As always, DS doesn't give a shit about what people say to him, and keeps getting his ass kicked, then he manages to do something that changes the direction of the fight : he steals Porno's panties.
In the non released episodes (because Hagi can be a real pain when he wants), the fights goes a little longer, with DS finally negating all Porno's attack. He flees and discover Gabriel (in her huge robo form) chained in some kind of prison. I guess there should have been a surprise scene where Gabriel takes her real form with a few gags, but unfortunately, the manga makes a 4 years jump in the time, and 4 years later, Gabriel appears very naturally, thus rending completely blunt every gag Hagi could do if he ever resume this ark of the story. Wich he is not likely to do, anyway. And Porno is never mentionned again, and nobody knows what happenned to her in those 4 years gap (we kinda know what happen to the 7 demon king, though).
An anime about Bastard!! is totally out of the question, and somehow, it's a good thing, because the OAV sucked big time. Well, seeing the actual status of Hagi, I guess nobody in a sane state of mind could sign any contract with him.
Now that I think of it, I think in the PS Bastard!! game, wich sucked major ass, there was many, many sides stories explained about the masenshogun. Anybody got it?





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"Re(2):but the million dollar question is:" , posted Tue 19 Aug 06:07post reply


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wich sucked major ass


Your metaphors become more and more slimly lately.





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"Re(3):but the million dollar question is:" , posted Tue 19 Aug 07:22:post reply


quote:
Your metaphors become more and more slimly lately.


Yes, I noticed that too, sorry about it. But I can't really find a way to talk about a really, really bad thing by comparing it to fading plum flowers scatterred by the wind. Hum, well, I could, but I'm not sure it would express my thought about this thing as vividly as the other expression does. And anyways, I was talking about Bastard!!, so let's say it's just my language that automatically adopted the level of the subject I was taking about. Yes, let's say that.
My apologies to young viewers and AOL users for my gross language.





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"Re(4):but the million dollar question is:" , posted Tue 19 Aug 10:47post reply


quote:

My apologies to young viewers and AOL users for my gross language.



I will take in consideration that your apology, so you will only lose now one arm instead of both of them.

I would make suer to increase you metaphorics abilities, just make sure to say things "It's as bad as a 70 hours hang-over" or "Es tan feo como un domingo feriado" (can't translate that to engrish, but I'm sure some spanish reader will know what I mean).

And on the topic, I missed bastard; I can already see the rights to the next console game.





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"Re(2):but the million dollar question is:" , posted Tue 19 Aug 11:09post reply


quote:
As I said, Porno is a beautifull big breasted character who appeared in the volume 18, so that means she has absolutely no influence whatsoever on the story, besides occupying nearly a full volume.
She's a very powerfull demon, but less than the 7 archdemons or whatever their grade is (Belzebuth, Asatoth, and so on). Basically, when DS dies for the n-th time, he goes in hell, meets Satan, who asks him in a Disney's Aladin's Genie way to join him. DS refuses, begins to kick some ass, then Porno arrives while Satan and the 7 Żber demons watch the fight (and do nothing except beeing the most beautifull characters ever created in Japan in the last 20 years).
Porno kicks DS's ass really, really badly, when DS hears a mysterious voice in his head (probably Gabriel's) telling him what to do. As always, DS doesn't give a shit about what people say to him, and keeps getting his ass kicked, then he manages to do something that changes the direction of the fight : he steals Porno's panties.
In the non released episodes (because Hagi can be a real pain when he wants), the fights goes a little longer, with DS finally negating all Porno's attack. He flees and discover Gabriel (in her huge robo form) chained in some kind of prison. I guess there should have been a surprise scene where Gabriel takes her real form with a few gags, but unfortunately, the manga makes a 4 years jump in the time, and 4 years later, Gabriel appears very naturally, thus rending completely blunt every gag Hagi could do if he ever resume this ark of the story. Wich he is not likely to do, anyway. And Porno is never mentionned again, and nobody knows what happenned to her in those 4 years gap (we kinda know what happen to the 7 demon king, though).


So she serves no real point in the story, eh? and her name actually is "Porno" with "Polno" being the typo?... well I learned TWO new things today!

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"Re(3):but the million dollar question is:" , posted Tue 19 Aug 16:43post reply


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Learning is fun! Now I need some to explain O!MG to me and I'll know what all my Batman customs were!



It doesn't need much of an explanation if you just read it. Or find a site on it. Either way.






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