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| OYashiroForever 319th Post
 
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|  "Re(1):A/M/G tourney - Rd. 2 - 7 vs. 15"
, posted Wed 2 Jul 22:38:
<Kyoko steps out of the team's luxurious hotel room in her robe, grabs the Round 2 invitation from off the door, and re-enters the room>
Kyoko (glancing over the paper): "It would appear we have the 'Masters' next. Should be amusing..."
Hideo (shining his shoes, turns): "Isn't that the team with the Tae Kwon Do specialist? Omoshiroi. That reminds me... what happened to that irreverant boy in the t-shirt? He helped us take care of that punk with the gun, but then he disappeared right after the match."
Kyoko: "If I had to guess, I'd say he's probably either chasing skirts or passed out drunk in a ditch. Still... for a mere boy, he certainly has potential. The way he handled a hardened fighter like Boman was astonishing. Almost a shame he's such a loser." (removes her robe and enters the shower)
Hideo (grumbling): "I just wish he'd quit calling me Uchiyamada-sensei. Sono bakayaro."
<the camera then scrolls down the floors of the hotel, all showing varying signs of life and activity, until it reaches the bottom floor where we see Onizuka passed out on a bar stool, his head laying on the bar next to a bottle of sake>
Onizuka (mumbling in his sleep): "Yes, nurse.... I haff a boo-boo... Will you please kiss it... make it allllll better? No, mommy... just 30 more minutes. Class dismissed..." <he suddenly wakes up, sleepily looks around for a few seconds, and yawns before crashing his head back down on the bar> (pained, rubbing his forehead) "Aghhhhhh... where's that nurse when I really need her?"
"Only two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former."
"Your denial is beneath you and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs I see through you."
[this message was edited by OYashiroForever on Wed 2 Jul 22:42] |
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