oh, just for that fred i'm going to state in my will to leave YOU to my cat!
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Gojira
934th Post
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"Re(1):OT - This actually happens for cats...?"
, posted Fri 9 May 01:06 "When he dies, the estate will pass to the trustees, Layne's former neighbors, Ann and Eugene Wheatley, who deliver Tinker's food and milk each day."
I predict Tinker will be eating fruit cup and razor steak by the end of the month
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Undead Fred
580th Post
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"Re(2):OT - This actually happens for cats...?"
, posted Fri 9 May 03:48
quote: I predict Tinker will be eating fruit cup and razor steak by the end of the month
...or just razors.
Whee! Summertime!
Undead Fred
581th Post
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"Re(1):This actually happens for cats...?"
, posted Fri 9 May 03:49
quote:oh, just for that fred i'm going to state in my will to leave YOU to my cat!
NOOOOOoooooooo!!!
Whee! Summertime!
OmegaDog
623th Post
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"Re(3):OT - This actually happens for cats...?"
, posted Fri 9 May 04:01
quote:...or just razors.
... in which case, we'd have the most elaborate pet funeral ever constructed. We'd even have a funeral procession.
... for a cat.
... BRAIN... HURTING...
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Undead Fred
584th Post
New Red Carpet Member
"Re(4):OT - This actually happens for cats...?"
, posted Fri 9 May 13:17
quote: ... in which case, we'd have the most elaborate pet funeral ever constructed. We'd even have a funeral procession.
... for a cat.
... BRAIN... HURTING...
At least it's not a wedding for dogs... I've seen clips of BS like that on TV. When I see people holding a ceremony with a small crowd of people under a tent with a minister and everything FOR TWO DOGS is when I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race.
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OmegaDog
627th Post
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"Re(5):OT - This actually happens for cats...?"
, posted Tue 13 May 09:07
quote:At least it's not a wedding for dogs... I've seen clips of BS like that on TV. When I see people holding a ceremony with a small crowd of people under a tent with a minister and everything FOR TWO DOGS is when I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race.
No-- no way...
... I thought those people who dressed up dogs in wedding gear were doing bad jokes for America's Funniest Home Videos! (Even then it was pretty bad!)
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The woman was a widow. Did she have children? There's a good chance that that cat was her only friend (or one of her only friends. She probably trusts the neighbors a good amount, too) in her last days. If that's the case, I can see why she'd leave it so much stuff, though I myself would have just left it enough to be rather comfortable and like, left the rest to charity if I had no one else to leave it to.
[this message was edited by TiamatRoar on Tue 13 May 09:37]
OmegaDog
629th Post
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"Re(2):OT - This actually happens for cats...?"
, posted Tue 13 May 10:02
She was also childless. And I know that pets can be great companions. Still though, since cats can't manage finances*, instead of leaving a fortune to a cat that can't make any financial decisions, it would've been more conceivable to leave the cat to a trusted friend.
(* Unless there's some kinda grand conspiracy about cats and funding and -- ... oh dear Lord, what if the cats are all financing TERRORIST ACTIVITY?!)
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TiamatRoar
347th Post
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"Re(3):OT - This actually happens for cats...?"
, posted Tue 13 May 10:28
quote: it would've been more conceivable to leave the cat to a trusted friend.
Didn't she, though? At least, in the care of her neighbors? Who I suppose should be happy that technically, the money and stuff that the cat owns is practically as good as their's, save with a few restrictions, I think. Or... maybe not. I know not much about legalistics regarding these things. ^^;
Hungrywolf
1962th Post
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"Re(3):OT - This actually happens for cats...?"
, posted Tue 13 May 20:16
quote: She was also childless. And I know that pets can be great companions. Still though, since cats can't manage finances*, instead of leaving a fortune to a cat that can't make any financial decisions, it would've been more conceivable to leave the cat to a trusted friend.
(* Unless there's some kinda grand conspiracy about cats and funding and -- ... oh dear Lord, what if the cats are all financing TERRORIST ACTIVITY?!)
They are, which is why I prefer dogs. Eat more cat tuna.
"Someday we'll find it the rainbow connection..." -Kermit The Muppet Movie Hungry Like the Wolf
"OT - This actually happens for cats...?!" 
people would worry about being eaten by me." - dutch schultz
