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| Mosquiton 708th Post
 
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, posted Tue 15 Apr 11:14:
I liked Humpty, prounounced with an "umpty". He was steppin' tall y'all, and just like humpty dumpty, I fell when the stereo pumped me. Thus began my admiration.
It's also commendable that he likes his beats funky (as do I) he's spunky, and likes his oatmeal lumpy (don't we all?).
He's also gets stupid, shoots an arrow like cupid, and will occasionally use a word that don't mean nuthin' (e.g. "loopid"). While I also like the girls with the boom, I can't say that I've gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom. But hey, I'm still young.
I don't have time to fully detail his unconventional appearance, suffice to say that his nose was big like a pickle. Even so, he had great determination. He still got paid despite his gigantic schnoz and frequently got bizzy despite his being quite thin and looking somewhat like MC Hammer on crack (in fact, his large nose helped him here to pleasure women).
His dance is pretty cool too, plus it was real easy to do. First you limp around like your leg was broken, stumbling about as if you had been using recreational drugs. It's supposed to look like a fit or a commotion. But, there's no right or wrong way to do the Humpty Dance, as no two people will do it the same. You'll know you're doing well when you appear to be in pain.
So to anyone, dood or chump, who's thinking of up and pointing his finger like a stump, I say to you "Step off, I'm doin' 'the hump'".
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[this message was edited by Mosquiton on Tue 15 Apr 11:16] |
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but I just slapped this together. Sorry....
"Re(7):Your Favorite Rap Group/artist." 
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