, posted Sun 13 Apr 02:12
387 My name is ben™. I'm doing wrist exercises. In my pocket i've got a lion and he's ready to roar. I like world domination and i don't like weakness. Sometimes i think about how awesome I really am.. I'm a boy, young and happy.
visitors from the past shall return to the darkness whence they came.
exodus
841th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member+
"Re(2):OT- two things."
, posted Sun 13 Apr 02:21
390 My name is exodus. I'm doing something unspeakably horrid. In my pocket i've got a wonderswan and shattered dreams. I like being left alone and i don't like the larger part of everything. Sometimes i think about the point. But then I try to ignore it. If I knew what was going on on this town, I'm certain that I wouldn't like it. I'm a boy, young and sad.
Juke Joint Jezebel
1815th Post
Silver Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Executive
"Re(3):OT- two things."
, posted Sun 13 Apr 02:27
393 My name is jingoro. I'm doing what you kids call the "hooch hooch". In my pocket i've got nothing and I SAID NOTHING YOU FUICHAKGLBITCH. I like stories and i don't like masturbated penis. Sometimes i think about why this rash on my neck won't go away. I'm uncertain of my gender, young and sad.
quote:388 My name is Juan, nyo. I'm doing the exotic mahoromatic mambo. In my pocket i've got the entire universe and twenty five cents. I like tentacle monster ascii cats and i don't like fancy movie hooligans. Sometimes i think about WHATS GOING ON IN THIS TOWN.. I'm a boy, young and not sure if i'm happy or sad.
Heh heh. I did one. Of course, it involved zombies and kitty girls:
"457 My name is Zombie. I'm doing nothing right now, but I think I may take a nap. In my pocket i've got YOUR SOUL and my car keys. I like zombies and i don't like MadLibs. Sometimes i think about big-breasted, nekkid kitty girls with those little collars on and... heh heh heh.... Sorry. No, I think about that all the time. I'm a boy, young and happy."
I'm capable of much better graphic design but I just slapped this together. Sorry....
[this message was edited by Undead Fred on Mon 14 Apr 11:17]
whitesword
1295th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"Re(1):OT- two things."
, posted Mon 14 Apr 11:03 458 My name is White Sword. I'm doing spooniness. In my pocket i've got a spoon and a shiny thingy. I like shiny thingies and i don't like spoony bards. Sometimes i think about KILLING YOU ALL!. I'm a man, not sure how old i am and sad.
FEAR ME!
Neppuu! Shippuu! CYBUSTER!
Sensenic
513th Post
New Red Carpet Member
"Re(1):OT- two things."
, posted Mon 14 Apr 13:58
There ya go.
462 My name is sensenic. I'm doing this because I've got nothing better to do. In my pocket i've got my wallet, keys... the usual stuff and resignation, perhaps. I like euh...., next? and i don't like not knowing what to write in these blank spaces. Sometimes i think about lying about myself, so I'll have something to write in here. I'm a boy, young and not sure if i'm happy or sad.
Rincewind: Hello! Anyone out there?! Why should you drink & drive when you can smoke & fly? -A woman to a boy I crossed with in the street-
"OT- two things." 
"Re(3):OT- two things." 
but I just slapped this together. Sorry....
