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| Treepull Aitch
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, posted Mon 24 Feb 22:06
Joel (1:15 PM) :
akuma is the one true master...and nothing can stop his shungokusatsu!
Treepull Aitch (1:17 PM) :
actually...ya
Treepull Aitch (1:17 PM) :
except posibly ground viper
Treepull Aitch (1:17 PM) :
because ground viper can go through almost everything
Joel (1:28 PM) :
NO! AKUMA IS A DEMON! HE CAN OVERPOWER THE GEAR
Treepull Aitch (1:29 PM) :
what the?
Joel (1:33 PM) :
WHY U NO BELIEVE?! AKUMA IS A DEMON! HE IS THE MOST POWERFUL!
Treepull Aitch (1:35 PM) :
yes! he is!
but he has rejected shen long.
and did not shen long say that He is the way, the truth and the life, and no man may throw a hadoken but by through Him?
Treepull Aitch (1:36 PM) :
what? call you the sensei of ryu a liar?
Joel (1:36 PM) :
but akuma continues to throw them! without the acceptance of shen long!
Treepull Aitch (1:38 PM) :
then he is blaspheming against the name of shen long
Joel (1:38 PM) :
shen long is nothing! akuma is everything!
Treepull Aitch (1:38 PM) :
and great judgement will be poured down upon akuma
Treepull Aitch (1:40 PM) :
but akuma does not care about you. only sheng long does. for He sent Ryu into the Street Fighter tournament to save the world; that mankind would know salvation from the Psycho Drive
Joel (1:40 PM) :
akuma cares abt me! shungokusatsu is a tribute to all those living under the sky!
Treepull Aitch (1:41 PM) :
Gasp!
Joel (1:42 PM) :
his air fireballs are blessings from the sky!
Joel (1:42 PM) :
his uppercut represents the human struggle for excellence!
Joel (1:42 PM) :
thatz why it is in three hits!
Treepull Aitch (1:42 PM) :
No. did you know that akuma was a pagan sky deity, and that his symbol was invoked by the high priests whenever they wanted to make the crops fertile?
Treepull Aitch (1:42 PM) :
but they crops were never fertile.
Treepull Aitch (1:43 PM) :
do you know why?
Joel (1:43 PM) :
because those priests believed in shen long deeep in their hearts
Treepull Aitch (1:44 PM) :
because akuma has no power to do all that! In the Gospel According to Blanka 1:36, it says: For I am the Shen Long, your Sensei, and through me all blessings flow.
Joel (1:44 PM) :
HAHAHAHAHHAHA BLANKA 1:36!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
Treepull Aitch (1:45 PM) :
so, now, a few questions to ask you
Joel (1:45 PM) :
?
Treepull Aitch (1:45 PM) :
are you a sinner?
Joel (1:46 PM) :
no! akuma 6:66 says that he has forgiven me
Treepull Aitch (1:46 PM) :
Gasp!
Treepull Aitch (1:48 PM) :
But do you not understand that akuma is a liar? For he is called the great deciever in Zangief 12:9
Treepull Aitch (1:49 PM) :
"...he who is an enemy of the people."
Joel (1:49 PM) :
ok i can't take this anymore
Treepull Aitch (1:50 PM) :
but i have to convict your heart of the depravity of akuma and make you accept Ryu as your World Warrior
Joel (1:50 PM) :
can i worship Ken instead?
Treepull Aitch (1:50 PM) :
no. you are not catholic
Joel (1:50 PM) :
what the....since when was Ken catholic?
Treepull Aitch (1:52 PM) :
it is good to honor Ken, since Ken is the fellow of Ryu. And Ryu Himself did say to honor Ken "as you wouldst thou Me."
But when we devote ourselves to the idolatory of Ken rather than focus on Ryu, Shen Long is sad
Joel (1:53 PM) :
but...Ken has flames of power emitting from his hands. Ryu does not.
Treepull Aitch (1:53 PM) :
besides, neither Ken nor Akuma suffered on the Psycho Drive for your sake.
Only Shen Long, in the form of Ryu did. That's why we must choose Ryu.
Treepull Aitch (1:55 PM) :
What are flames compared to the spirit of Shen Long incarnate? And for all the earthly flames, the spirit of Shen Long does more damage than all three blows of Ken's uppercut put together
Joel (1:55 PM) :
ALAMAK! U CHEAT AH KEN!
Treepull Aitch (1:56 PM) :
no, it is not me, but Ryu
Joel (1:56 PM) :
brb
Treepull Aitch (1:57 PM) :
will you not accept Ryu, the Shen Long incarnate into your heart? And let the power of the Hadoken change your life?
Treepull Aitch (2:06 PM) :
i guess not
Treepull Aitch (2:06 PM) :
remember....shen long died for your sins.
make sure you don't die for yours.
Treepull Aitch (2:06 PM) :
have a nice day!
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