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|  "NESTS-COBRA"
, posted Fri 21 Feb 00:59
There are various ways to determine if the sperm are appropriate samples of Animalia Cordata Mammalia Cetacea Odontocetes Physeteridae Physeter Macrocephalus', including visual and chemical DNA methods. Depending on the method used, it takes 0-3 days to determine. Humans don't produce the same mass of ejaculate as this whale. We would like to deal with a reputable firm so we don't have to spend excessive test times on every fertilization sample at this phase of the project. The most recent of our bank are 25 years old, and we would prefer more recent extracts. With humans there is an over abundance of market sperm and a shortage of eggs. In our situation there are a small number of eggs but there is relatively no sperm. Whale eggs are easier to collect than sperm. Most of our eggs were removed from commercially fished whales by a specialist. Sperm collection involves jerking off a whale and it's inconvenient to do. Our remaining sperm samples were collected by a different method. Captive whales were first sedated so as not to injure the divers. Then a hose like apparatus was inserted into their genital slits and sewn to the penis. Finally a two foot steel needle was used to pierce the abdomen and inject large amounts of drugs into the testi to force ejaculation. In early extraction of the Boilier-Soliton Method, after the whale ejaculated the sedation often lost its effectiveness, and the bull would thrash about and it's movements would tare the hose off. Many times this would cause serious problems for the animals like internal bleeding. In reaction to this, the handlers began re-sedation by fired dart after the animal ejaculated. The hose could then be safely unstitched from the animal. Later, the methods were made more human.
hm, Nests-Cobra, that sounds cool. NESTS-COBRA-LA!
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