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| Juke Joint Jezebel 1405th Post
 
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|  "dreamssss"
, posted Mon 27 Jan 00:07
i've been wanting to make this thread ever since my ninja dream but didn't really have the time because of [censored]. but anyways, i'm taking a break, so here goes!
(go ahead and post whatever dreams you want. this should be interesting!)
ok, Hagen and i were ninjas. we were travelling quickly in the night through this desolate area, which was an interesting mix of trees and buildings. but no other people were in sight. there was only moonlight to light our path. we were on a mission -- i forgot what it was exactly, but i'm pretty sure it was to kill someone or steal something or something along those lines -- and we were travelling from our secret base!
anyways, we were making record time when two more ninjas (female ninjas!) sped past us from behind. they were from the same ninja group (or clan) as us and were probably on another mission. for some reason, Hagen sped up, and i was left in the dust. so i sped up as well to catch up with them. as we were running through the night, i felt like i was showing off. i did stupid crap every once in a while to flex my L33T NINJITSU SKILLZZ!! and then ...
and then we came to the gate
it was a large steel gate (maybe 15-17 feet tall) .... but it was open. the female ninja closest to us simply ran through it. but Hagen (FOR SOME REASON) climbed on top of it and jumped off. i wasn't thinking. i just followed Hagen and before i knew it, i was at the top of the gate. i was pretty high off the ground from there. i was thinking of jumping but it was scary. so i started to climb down when Hagen and that one female ninja stopped and turned around to see what i'd do. of course, stupid me decided to show off. so off i jumped and BAM! i landed on both feet awkwardly and ....
ok i'm gonna go off topic for a bit
has anyone out there (especially guys) jumped from a high location and landed weird? from that description alone, you guys should know the pain i'm talking about. but anyways, to fill the rest of you in that may still be in the dark, when you land weird on both feet after jumping from a high spot, an INTENSE pain goes straight to your groin. i'm not sure if girls experience the same feeling, but a lot of my (guy) friends know what i'm talking about. anyways, that pain only came recently. i remember when i was a kid, i'd jump out of trees and off of the roof and i'd be just fine. ok, back to the story
i landed and yes that pain came. it was a dream but the pain was as fking realistic as a kick in the scrotum. it was so intense that it woke me up. i woke up, gasping and holding my crotch. and the pain lingered for the next 3-5 minutes after i was still awake! i knew things in dreams were realistic, but to feel actual pain, and to have it continue after the dream .. it was surreal
so .... anyone else have any fun dreams?
(oh yea, as much as i wanted the cool ninja dream to continue, i couldn't go back to sleep after that. and it's weird. i used to not remember my dreams that often, but now i remember my dreams, almost to full detail, ever since school started. and some of them induce pain!)
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| Juke Joint Jezebel 1424th Post
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|  "Re(3):dreamssss"
, posted Thu 30 Jan 15:51
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i have had numerous dreams where a devil/demon/monster/unknown being, whatever you want to call it, is chasing me and trying to kill me. somehow i always manage to have some sort of power though, like a flying abilty, or speed, or even sometimes a great jumping ability (like jumping to the top of a building from the very bottom). strangely these are all powers that help me get away from the creature, not battle it 
i had another one last night. it was surprisingly long, so i don't remember many of the details. but, it did involve me and Hagen taking a walk, a run-in with the ASIAN MAFIA, and booby-trapped, hidden voyeur cameras being strategically placed in my room  there was even a part of my dream where i came here to the mmcafe bbs and posted "hey guys, there's nude pics of me on the internet. please reply if you found them"
why don't i get normal dreams? 
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