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| Dr Baghead 1857th Post
 
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|  "Re(2):Offtopic: Talking monkey. BE AFRAID."
, posted Thu 2 Jan 20:07
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this is how the world will start being populated by super intelligent apes. remember planet of the apes? now You know where it all started! watch out out for those apes..
(ramble WILL spoil the original Planet of the Apes parts 3 through 5, to the seven of your who have not seen the good PotA movies, you've been warned... also might ruin Tim Burton's shitty PotA, but who cares)
My God you're right!!!! We must hurry if we plan to stop the rise of the Planet of the Apes.
First, We can't let out cats and dogs all die off... for when we do this we will make apes our pets... and once apes are our pets we will force them to learn chores... they go from being our beloved friends and companions to our slaves, and once one of them comes along who understands this we're f**king toast!
Second, we must destory Richardo Montoban BEFORE he mets with this ape! For once Richardo has shown this ape(here on: Cesear) that not all humans are cruel hate-filled beings it will be too late... if we kill Richardo then, Cesear will be shown that there isn't enough good in humans to counter the bad and lead a militant campaign to destory us all...
Third, we must not let 'Cesear' pick his own name... for someone will tell him "Cesear, eh? The name of a king!" this will triger his genetic memory that the future apes' first king was named Cesear (remember, Zira and Cornilius are from the future) that line's forshadowing will kill us all.
Forth, teach some other apes the concept of atheism... that when the Lawgivers declares the rules all apes must follow, they will see the parrallels between him and Moses and disobey these rules... since the Lawgiver declayered "Ape Shall Not Kill Ape" those who are not bound to his word can destroy others! Then the remaining humans can sweep in an destory them all.
Fifth, NO WAIT!!! Even better! Let's just show that talking ape Tim Burton's version of PotA... it will make him see how awful, and I mean AWFUL an idea it is for monkeys to rule a planet... he'll probably be confused how Little-Miss-Puffy-Lips and her family can talk so well yet still be seen as 'unintelligent beast' by the Apes who act more animalistic then the humans. (he'll also wonder how the evolutionary ladder could go Apes, Monkeys, Humans when there where no monkeys on the space colony... or horses!!! Damn, this movies going to confuse the smart right out of that Cesear!)
Sixth, place enough evidence inside AND out of the Forbidden Zone to prove humans once ruled the Earth, so once Charleston Heston crash lands he will have ample proof to show Zaius he that apes were once lesser then man and throw their beliefe system into choas...
Finally, as a last line of defense we must put more funding into the development of Chemical X... that way Mr.Starty-Talking-Ape will be too busy fighting little girls with his Giant Robots to focus on populating the Earth with advanced, human-hating apes.
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"Re(1):Offtopic: Talking monkey. BE AFRAID." 
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