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Juke Joint Jezebel

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"your children are too fat" , posted Thu 2 Jan 09:03

first, i should warn you that this is a rant. and second, i should also warn you that i will be making fun of your fat children throughout this rant

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a few weeks ago, i saw the first news report on obesity in young kids. i was cool with that. one report explaining why your kids are too fat, and why you people are/are going to be negligent parents

in the past week, i saw at least six more

it's obvious the news people are all riding the same topic. they did it with the "perversion of video games," showing only clips of first person shooters, grand theft auto, and bmx xxx. "i hate how they degrade women!" *scenes of prostitutes being clubbed to death, various bmx xxx stills, and a Victoria's Secret catalog being flipped before your eyes* now, they're profiting off of your fat, ugly children

i didn't care when they bashed video games, but seriously, these fat kids are pissing me off. people, please, bathe your children and stop over-feeding them. this episode of Maury Povich is giving me the worst gas ever

oh yes, replies are welcome, but only the discussion of fat children (preferably yours) are allowed. even a hint of video games, and i'll attack you with pictures. heed my warning

Conan36X: Pfft. I've been in 2003 for an hour.
Supar: damn future kids

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Zyzyfer

665th Post

Red Carpet Regular Member

"Re(1):your children are too fat" , posted Thu 2 Jan 09:10

duh.

there's a reason there's so many fat kids. it's called "lack of playing outside at a young age"...

I don't mind the sun sometimes

the image as it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other peoples' eyes...

Juan

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"MY DOG IS A SOCCERBALL HELP" , posted Thu 2 Jan 09:20

BEHOLD!!!

OPTIC!!!

BLAST!!!

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Ishmael

394th Post

Silver Customer

"Re(1):MY DOG IS A SOCCERBALL HELP" , posted Thu 2 Jan 10:41

quote:
BEHOLD!!!

Yeow! I never thought I would see a state fair food item more horrifying than the batter fried wedge of cheese on a stick but that tops it.

Gen

1120th Post

Red Carpet Premium Member+

"Re(1):your children are too fat" , posted Thu 2 Jan 11:07

quote:
first, i should warn you that this is a rant. and second, i should also warn you that i will be making fun of your fat children throughout this rant

Poll

a few weeks ago, i saw the first news report on obesity in young kids. i was cool with that. one report explaining why your kids are too fat, and why you people are/are going to be negligent parents

in the past week, i saw at least six more

it's obvious the news people are all riding the same topic. they did it with the "perversion of video games," showing only clips of first person shooters, grand theft auto, and bmx xxx. "i hate how they degrade women!" *scenes of prostitutes being clubbed to death, various bmx xxx stills, and a Victoria's Secret catalog being flipped before your eyes* now, they're profiting off of your fat, ugly children

i didn't care when they bashed video games, but seriously, these fat kids are pissing me off. people, please, bathe your children and stop over-feeding them. this episode of Maury Povich is giving me the worst gas ever

oh yes, replies are welcome, but only the discussion of fat children (preferably yours) are allowed. even a hint of video games, and i'll attack you with pictures. heed my warning

TV news starts reporting on things because they are trendy to report on. Shark attacks is a somewhat famous example of the lameness. There was no significant difference in the frequency of actual shark attacks from the beginning of time until they start making horror story "reports" on them, but basically they just started doing it because it was trendy. I consider these people unworthy of being called journalists and I call them "fake news". News papers are less "fake news" oriented to me than all TV. The least "fake news" channels on American TV are Fox News and CNN, but they are still not great. Actually now that I think about it CSPAN is probably the most non-"fake news".

In America there may be more fat people than ever, though I personally haven't felt the need to note it, and have only heard this through news sources. If it really is as bad as they make it sound, then yes it's a serious problem. If people would only accept Igniz as their God, then all of these fat kids problems would be for not.

Little did Jack's followers realize the Neo Black Cats were to become a creative dance group.

RugalBernstein

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"Re(2):MY DOG IS A SOCCERBALL HELP" , posted Thu 2 Jan 11:12:

Ha ha ha.... JJJ, this wasn't inspired by the " Pinta " discussion, was it? ;D

Anyway, I went a fair with a friend and his kids last year, and I couldn't help but noticed they were selling fried pickles and fried "Oreo" cookies. Next thing you know, they'll be selling deep-fried sticks of butter somewhere. I'm glad I barely eat anything.

[this message was edited by RugalBernstein on Thu 2 Jan 11:53]

CrazyMike

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"Re(3):MY DOG IS A SOCCERBALL HELP" , posted Thu 2 Jan 11:21

Isn't there fried ice cream now too?

Juan

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"Re(4):MY DOG IS A FAT BEAN BAG HELP" , posted Thu 2 Jan 11:23

Probably. There is also Aguacate (avocado) ice cream. TWO OF THE FATEST PRODUCTS! POWERS COMBINE!!

quote:
Isn't there fried ice cream now too?

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Juke Joint Jezebel

1300th Post

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"Re(3):MY DOG IS A SOCCERBALL HELP" , posted Thu 2 Jan 11:46

quote:
Ha ha ha.... JJJ, this wasn't inspired by the " Pinta " discussion, was it? ;D

actually, many things in the past 24 hours inspired this thread. my 10+ hours of coloring MR LOCO OVER THERE, my extreme (or "x-treme" as often seen on television) lack of sleep, these wacky news stories, MAURY POVICH [CTRL-7 MY ANGER], a porcelain doll talk with Juan that made me convulse, and, of course, our Pinta talk

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
god dammit that bastard pig beat me [insert ctrl-7 here as well]

and man, Gen, i know what you mean about the news. i absolutely loathe 99.9% of it (keep in mind, there's a 0.1% margin of error in that ratio). my favorite news is the "everything news" they show at 4 in the morning, where they really do focus on everything, the good and the bad, instead of stories like "WHAT DEADLY POISON COULD BE LURKING IN YOUR CHILD'S ROOM RIGHT NOW ......... after this short message from our sponsors ^_^"

DON'T PISS ME OFF RIGHT NOW!! i've been drinking a lot of caffeine and i believe i've mastered the summon spell Mary Kate & Ashley

Conan36X: Pfft. I've been in 2003 for an hour.
Supar: damn future kids

Rugalbernstein

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"Re(4):MY DOG IS A SOCCERBALL HELP" , posted Thu 2 Jan 11:58

quote:

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
god dammit that bastard pig beat me [insert ctrl-7 here as well]

Well, the pig had a definate weight advantage. It probably just sat on you.

Juke Joint Jezebel

1301th Post

Red Carpet Executive Member

"Re(5):MY DOG IS A SOCCERBALL HELP" , posted Thu 2 Jan 12:03

quote:
Well, the pig had a definate weight advantage. It probably just sat on you.

i was weakened from my last battle and now Juan overpowers me
Eiko's not gonna like this

Conan36X: Pfft. I've been in 2003 for an hour.
Supar: damn future kids

Juan

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"COOKIE ATTACK!!!!" , posted Thu 2 Jan 13:08

woah

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Daala

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"Re(1):COOKIE ATTACK!!!!" , posted Thu 2 Jan 13:13

omg.. that's so messed up!

Gen

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"Bacon that sausage!" , posted Thu 2 Jan 13:13

quote:
Isn't there fried ice cream now too?

At Mexican restaurants you can order flan.

RugalBernstein

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"Re(1):COOKIE ATTACK!!!!" , posted Thu 2 Jan 13:19

I think I've been in line with people who have nearly done similar things.

Adon

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"Re(1):Bacon that sausage!" , posted Thu 2 Jan 13:23

quote:
Isn't there fried ice cream now too?

At Mexican restaurants you can order flan.

Yes indeed you can I had it at a place called VIPS in Acapulco. I did not care for the the Flan, Its better off an enemy in FFX

Juan

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"Re(1):Bacon that sausage!" , posted Thu 2 Jan 13:27

Flan is not really that fattening. Specially compared to other sweets. You want fattening? CHURROS.

My mom makes killer flan. Flan is also a final fantasy monster.

quote:
Isn't there fried ice cream now too?
At Mexican restaurants you can order flan.

Buttermonster.com!*dec/13

Radish

701th Post

Red Carpet Regular Member

"Re(2):Bacon that sausage!" , posted Thu 2 Jan 13:35

quote:

My mom makes killer flan. Flan is also a final fantasy monster.

With the exception of the Peppermint Pixie, TASTIEST MONSTER EVER!

Sensenic
161th Post

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"Define "flan"" , posted Thu 2 Jan 13:35

quote:
Flan is not really that fattening. Specially compared to other sweets. You want fattening? CHURROS.

My mom makes killer flan. Flan is also a final fantasy monster.

Isn't there fried ice cream now too?
At Mexican restaurants you can order flan.

I don't know what's a "flan" over there but from you say it's kind of an unusal thing, while here in Spain, what we call "flan" is quite a normal dessert that can be found in any "normal" restaurant, just like fruit or yogurt.

PS: I love CHURROS (if we're talking about the same thing) but don't eat them too often.

Himawari chan

ain't she cute?

The best place in University is the bar
-my computer graphics professor-

Juan

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"Re(1):Define" , posted Thu 2 Jan 13:40

Flan is like a yellow milky yell-o (gelatin, gelatina) with caramel on top. There might be different variations in the way is made deppending on the person or area.

Churros should be the same, crispy sticks with creamy stuff inside.

quote:
Flan is not really that fattening. Specially compared to other sweets. You want fattening? CHURROS.

My mom makes killer flan. Flan is also a final fantasy monster.

Isn't there fried ice cream now too?
At Mexican restaurants you can order flan.

I don't know what's a "flan" over there but from you say it's kind of an unusal thing, while here in Spain, what we call "flan" is quite a normal dessert that can be found in any "normal" restaurant, just like fruit or yogurt.

PS: I love CHURROS (if we're talking about the same thing) but don't eat them too often.

Buttermonster.com!*dec/13

Rid Hershel

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"Re(1):Define" , posted Thu 2 Jan 13:44

quote:
I don't know what's a "flan" over there but from you say it's kind of an unusal thing, while here in Spain, what we call "flan" is quite a normal dessert that can be found in any "normal" restaurant, just like fruit or yogurt.

What's Yogurt for you? Here it's a milk-based fruit-flavored cream that you can buy at any store, usually for breakfasts since it has more vitamins than milk itself, very common. Some have cereal and bits of fruits included.

Gen

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Red Carpet Premium Member+

"Butter that bacon!" , posted Thu 2 Jan 13:48

quote:
Flan is like a yellow milky yell-o (gelatin, gelatina) with caramel on top. There might be different variations in the way is made deppending on the person or area.

Churros should be the same, crispy sticks with creamy stuff inside.

Flan is not really that fattening. Specially compared to other sweets. You want fattening? CHURROS.

My mom makes killer flan. Flan is also a final fantasy monster.

Isn't there fried ice cream now too?
At Mexican restaurants you can order flan.

I don't know what's a "flan" over there but from you say it's kind of an unusal thing, while here in Spain, what we call "flan" is quite a normal dessert that can be found in any "normal" restaurant, just like fruit or yogurt.

PS: I love CHURROS (if we're talking about the same thing) but don't eat them too often.

When I see flan in California it's basically called "fried icecream". It can have caramel on top, I guess that would help it to fry.

Sensenic
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Regular Customer

"<- This is what I call flan" , posted Thu 2 Jan 14:20:

quote:
Flan is like a yellow milky yell-o (gelatin, gelatina) with caramel on top. There might be different variations in the way is made deppending on the person or area.

That's it as I know. It looks like the pudding posticon in this post.

quote:
When I see flan in California it's basically called "fried icecream". It can have caramel on top, I guess that would help it to fry.

Not this.

quote:
Churros should be the same, crispy sticks with creamy stuff inside.

No creamy stuff inside here. Some sugar poured all over it that makes it sweet.

quote:
What's Yogurt for you? Here it's a milk-based fruit-flavored cream that you can buy at any store, usually for breakfasts since it has more vitamins than milk itself, very common. Some have cereal and bits of fruits included.

That's it, not necessarily fruit flavoured though, can be "natural".

It's curious how the same word and the same concept can vary enough from country to country so it creates little misunderstandings.

Aww, forget it. Why can't I explain myself?

Himawari chan

ain't she cute?

The best place in University is the bar
-my computer graphics professor-

[this message was edited by Sensenic on Thu 2 Jan 14:33]

OYashiroForever
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"Re(1):your children are too fat" , posted Thu 2 Jan 17:04

quote:
first, i should warn you that this is a rant. and second, i should also warn you that i will be making fun of your fat children throughout this rant

Poll

a few weeks ago, i saw the first news report on obesity in young kids. i was cool with that. one report explaining why your kids are too fat, and why you people are/are going to be negligent parents

in the past week, i saw at least six more

it's obvious the news people are all riding the same topic. they did it with the "perversion of video games," showing only clips of first person shooters, grand theft auto, and bmx xxx. "i hate how they degrade women!" *scenes of prostitutes being clubbed to death, various bmx xxx stills, and a Victoria's Secret catalog being flipped before your eyes* now, they're profiting off of your fat, ugly children

i didn't care when they bashed video games, but seriously, these fat kids are pissing me off. people, please, bathe your children and stop over-feeding them. this episode of Maury Povich is giving me the worst gas ever

oh yes, replies are welcome, but only the discussion of fat children (preferably yours) are allowed. even a hint of video games, and i'll attack you with pictures. heed my warning

America is fat. Period. Is it all the fast food? The potato chips eaten by the bag? The sugary sweet candy? Well, they certainly don't hurt, but I'd like to think it's more that we are a culture of zero will power. We're hopped up on anti-depressants and the only thing that brings satisfaction in our miserable lives is unhealthy food.

Or it could just be that the talking wind machine known as nightly news has run out of celebrity court cases, human tragedies, and political "scandals" to blow out of proportion so they've decided to do some "human interest" pieces instead. Where's Bill Hicks when we really need him most?! <sigh>

"I haven't slept for 10 days because that would be too long."

"Your denial is beneath you and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs

I see through you."

Radish

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"Re(2):your children are too fat" , posted Thu 2 Jan 17:32

Honestly I think one of the reasons that Americans are getting fatter is the fact that we work more hours than most other industrialized contries. When you work most of the day, you don't have time to cook a healthy meal, and good prepackaged stuff costs too much, so people are often forced to buy cheap, easy to make stuff which is ultimately unhealthy.

Satoshi_Miwa

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"Re(3):your children are too fat" , posted Thu 2 Jan 18:08

This just proves that we need to move ahead with the Soylent Green plan, and we need to move ahead with it quickly. Not only is not fattening, and provides lots of anti-oxidients, it's also made...from...Well, you know...

Soylent Green, goes great with Cat Tuna!

Juke Joint Jezebel

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"Re(4):your children are too fat" , posted Thu 2 Jan 22:45

in FF, flan is just a fancy name for SLIME! I HATE SLIMES IN RPGS HOW MANY RPGS HAVE SLIMES MY SHIFT KEY IS STUCK >_< DIE

i do believe fat children are the main cause of talking monkeys. it's all interrelated with RABDARGAB

Read a Book
Do a Report
Get a Buck

it's that simple, people! go down to your local library today!

Daala

644th Post

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"Re(2):Define" , posted Fri 3 Jan 07:19

damn you and your fancy Flan Juan... Mine always falls apart >_<
Por que!! Por que!!

quote:
Flan is like a yellow milky yell-o (gelatin, gelatina) with caramel on top. There might be different variations in the way is made deppending on the person or area.

talbaineric

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"Re(5):your children are too fat" , posted Fri 3 Jan 07:23

quote:
flan

Flan? I heard that word used in a cartoon once. Courage The Cowardly Dog.

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HazZan

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"Re(1):your children are too fat" , posted Fri 3 Jan 15:39

quote:
first, i should warn you that this is a rant. and second, i should also warn you that i will be making fun of your fat children throughout this rant

Poll

a few weeks ago, i saw the first news report on obesity in young kids. i was cool with that. one report explaining why your kids are too fat, and why you people are/are going to be negligent parents

in the past week, i saw at least six more

it's obvious the news people are all riding the same topic. they did it with the "perversion of video games," showing only clips of first person shooters, grand theft auto, and bmx xxx. "i hate how they degrade women!" *scenes of prostitutes being clubbed to death, various bmx xxx stills, and a Victoria's Secret catalog being flipped before your eyes* now, they're profiting off of your fat, ugly children

i didn't care when they bashed video games, but seriously, these fat kids are pissing me off. people, please, bathe your children and stop over-feeding them. this episode of Maury Povich is giving me the worst gas ever

oh yes, replies are welcome, but only the discussion of fat children (preferably yours) are allowed. even a hint of video games, and i'll attack you with pictures. heed my warning

I hate video game bashers

MESSATSU

"I am the one and only true master."--Gouki san.

Juke Joint Jezebel

1306th Post

Red Carpet Executive Member

"Re(2):your children are too fat" , posted Fri 3 Jan 16:52

quote:
heed my warning
I hate video game bashers

MESSATSU

>_<

what did i say about mentioning video games in this place of fat children worship?

now experience the swirling erotic pleasures from the darkest recesses of my soul

Rid Hershel

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"Re(5):your children are too fat" , posted Sat 4 Jan 07:14

quote:
in FF, flan is just a fancy name for SLIME! I HATE SLIMES IN RPGS HOW MANY RPGS HAVE SLIMES MY SHIFT KEY IS STUCK >_< DIE

HOW DO YOU DARE TO SAY THAT!

Anyway, Puyo Puyo owns your @$$.

Fro Boy11

1274th Post

Red Carpet Executive Member

"Re(1):your children are too fat" , posted Sat 4 Jan 10:36

I did watch a Maury Povich show a few days ago that show a bunch of fat kids on it. There was a kid that weighed about 250 lbs. at an early age. It was crazy how much this kid weighed, this kids legs would break under her if she walked on them.

Tashoku Kisune

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"Re(2):your children are too fat" , posted Sat 4 Jan 13:21

quote:

TV news starts reporting on things because they are trendy to report on. Shark attacks is a somewhat famous example of the lameness. There was no significant difference in the frequency of actual shark attacks from the beginning of time until they start making horror story "reports" on them, but basically they just started doing it because it was trendy. I consider these people unworthy of being called journalists and I call them "fake news". News papers are less "fake news" oriented to me than all TV. The least "fake news" channels on American TV are Fox News and CNN, but they are still not great. Actually now that I think about it CSPAN is probably the most non-"fake news".

In America there may be more fat people than ever, though I personally haven't felt the need to note it, and have only heard this through news sources. If it really is as bad as they make it sound, then yes it's a serious problem. If people would only accept Igniz as their God, then all of these fat kids problems would be for not.

Amen.. to Igniz and everything!

Actually.. I was a fat kid.. and not to thin right now myself. Though I was outside alllllll the time getting exercise. I'm a cursed few who was MEANT to be fat. o_O I'm ... chunky.. but have no real healthh problems because of it. Nothing serious or critcal.. not even THAT fat. But still.. I feel bad for the kids out there that were like me and really couldn't help it. I really didn't eat much.. just like I don't now. It's just... a curse. ;_; If I worship Igniz.. maybe it'll get better! And if it doesn't.. well.. I still get to worship Igniz. ^_~ Yumm.....

Juke Joint Jezebel

1307th Post

Red Carpet Executive Member

"Re(6):your children are too fat" , posted Sat 4 Jan 20:48

quote:
HOW DO YOU DARE TO SAY THAT!

Anyway, Puyo Puyo owns your @$$.

don't make me googlefight ...
_________________________YOU!

these times are too dangerous ...

quote:
Amen.. to Igniz and everything!

Actually.. I was a fat kid.. and not to thin right now myself. Though I was outside alllllll the time getting exercise. I'm a cursed few who was MEANT to be fat. o_O I'm ... chunky.. but have no real healthh problems because of it. Nothing serious or critcal.. not even THAT fat. But still.. I feel bad for the kids out there that were like me and really couldn't help it. I really didn't eat much.. just like I don't now. It's just... a curse. ;_; If I worship Igniz.. maybe it'll get better! And if it doesn't.. well.. I still get to worship Igniz. ^_~ Yumm.....

oh, easy! you simply needed to eat more flan. slimes (aka flan) should be taken out of rpgs and be put into our stomachs! i can cure diseases and various types of radicalism!

SAY NO TO SLIME (in rpgs)

Holiday

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"Re(7):your children are too fat" , posted Sat 4 Jan 22:03

yeah, I know of two flans; one is that shallow open pie, usually with fruits on top of it (french apple flan) and another is that pudding with caramel sauce on top of it, like that pudding attack in Tokyo Mew Mew ^^

Apple flan

----------

I challenge you, JJJ!

Rugalbernstein

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"Re(8):your children are too fat" , posted Sat 4 Jan 22:13

You're really doomed, JJJ...
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Satoshi_Miwa

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"Re(9):your children are too fat" , posted Sat 4 Jan 22:53

And the losing streak continues...

I win! And....

I win again!

Rugalbernstein

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"Re(8):your children are too fat" , posted Sat 4 Jan 23:03

quote:

Apple flan

I'd be lying if I said a lot of their stuff didn't look damn tasty, but I avoid those sorts of foods now...

Juke Joint Jezebel

1308th Post

Red Carpet Executive Member

"Re(9):your children are too fat" , posted Sun 5 Jan 01:02

AAAAAAAAGGGG BAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
THAT'S IT!

i knew selling my soul would come in handy sooner or later ...........

*jjj glows a hideous pink hue*

"lucavi, elidibs, byblos, zeromus!
noxus, sylenis, panika, eternum!
bao, emulation, goatse, x-box!"

demons, the time has come!
i call upon thee!
tear my foes ...
limb from limb ...
and do not stop ...
until Rugal's H collection ...
has crumbled into nothing!

"Ashes to Ashley Olsen
Dust to Mary Kate"

Flan ...
has Fallen!

Slimes ...
are Smitten!

Atrophy!
Wither!
Convulse!
and DIE!

Spoiler (Highlight to view) -
Holiday and Juan remain unharmed, as we all know that Faerie and Dog magic is indeed immune to this most wicked force

End of Spoiler

Satoshi_Miwa

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"Re(10):your children are too fat" , posted Sun 5 Jan 01:37

NOOOOO! *Falls to the ground beaten*

Heh...You may have won this round *smiles evilly* But I'll be back you FOOLS!

*presses button* Until then, I Shall leave you with this gift *sounds of explosions fill the channel*

You'll burn away in this fire, and I shall rise again *laughs evilly as he jumps of the building*

And then I shall take thee to the pits of hell *trails off...*

Hmm...New that mail order course in KOF bad guy speak would pay off...Now I just need a tall building, or flying fortress and I can hold my own KOF's..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Sends out letters to all)

Oh, and Yamamaya beats them all, just on cool alone...:)

Satoshi_Miwa

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"Re(2):Re(10):your children are too fat" , posted Sun 5 Jan 01:43:

Oh, and just to counter your force of evil..I shall defeat it with the power of.... OSAKA!

And this... Gamebreaking Homerun

And the final victory, As Tomo-chan loses to the new leader of the Blockheads

All fear the power of Osaka!

And now, spoiler space just for the heck of it...

Spoiler (Highlight to view) -
Yeesh, I need to cut down on the sugar at night..this is much too silly for me *steals Chihyo-chan's pig tails and then flys off

End of Spoiler

[this message was edited by Satoshi_Miwa on Sun 5 Jan 01:45]

kaepora
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Occasional Customer

"Re(3):Re(10):your children are too fat" , posted Sun 5 Jan 02:14

Well, you beat me if it makes you feel better...

Juan

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"ok thats it" , posted Sun 5 Jan 09:21:

REPENT~
SINNERS!
crunch

Link Here

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[this message was edited by Juan on Sun 5 Jan 09:21]

RugalBernstein

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"Re(10):your children are too fat" , posted Sun 5 Jan 09:47

I think JJJ has turned in to " Gargamel " .

Satoshi_Miwa

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"Re(2):Re(10):your children are too fat" , posted Sun 5 Jan 10:26

quote:
I think JJJ has turned in to " Gargamel " .

Or a Scooby Doo villian...

JJJ: And I would of gotten away with it if it wasn't for those losy Message board posters!

Red
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"Re(3):Re(10):your children are too fat" , posted Sun 5 Jan 23:46

fried icecream has been on the menus of asian (specifically, chinese) desert menus for a looong time now. and not to mention, japenese cuisine fries almost anything from vegetables to meats.

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RugalBernstein

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"Re(4):Re(10):your children are too fat" , posted Mon 6 Jan 00:06:

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and not to mention, japenese cuisine fries almost anything from vegetables to meats.

First off, this is a generally a different sort of frying, and secondly, they aren't eaten very often, and generally are served in small portions. ;D

I think the BIG difference here is " moderation " . Fried food exists pretty much the world over, the difference is how often ( and DEFINATELY how much ) is eaten.

Also, there's the exercise factor. Americans do very little exercise, especially considering the massive amounts of food they eat.

[this message was edited by RugalBernstein on Mon 6 Jan 00:09]

Tashoku Kisune

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"Re(7):your children are too fat" , posted Mon 6 Jan 11:33

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HOW DO YOU DARE TO SAY THAT!

Anyway, Puyo Puyo owns your @$$.

don't make me googlefight ...
_________________________YOU!

these times are too dangerous ...
Amen.. to Igniz and everything!

Actually.. I was a fat kid.. and not to thin right now myself. Though I was outside alllllll the time getting exercise. I'm a cursed few who was MEANT to be fat. o_O I'm ... chunky.. but have no real healthh problems because of it. Nothing serious or critcal.. not even THAT fat. But still.. I feel bad for the kids out there that were like me and really couldn't help it. I really didn't eat much.. just like I don't now. It's just... a curse. ;_; If I worship Igniz.. maybe it'll get better! And if it doesn't.. well.. I still get to worship Igniz. ^_~ Yumm.....
oh, easy! you simply needed to eat more flan. slimes (aka flan) should be taken out of rpgs and be put into our stomachs! i can cure diseases and various types of radicalism!

Sounds tastey!

Luisinan
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"Re(8):your children are too fat" , posted Mon 6 Jan 13:31

I have never laughed so hard! I was avoiding this thread but got bored. Anyway you're a riot JJJ. I am not even sure if your mad cause people are fat or cause the news reports are dumb or both. But anyway, this country is fat unfortunately.

I'm not fat. Woohoo! But I am worried that I might have health problems when I get older. I've cut back on a lot of junk food.

What I think is sad is that a lot of people immigrate to this country in search of a better life. I think most of the time they get a better life but their children start getting health problems. My family immigrated to the US 20 years ago- none of us have had major health problems. But I know older families who are second or third generation immigrants and they have cancer, heart problems, diabetes or whatever. Could be the type of work they do. But certainly also the environment. Its like we spend money to poison ourselves and then spend more money to cure ourselves. Geeze! Down with the mulinational corporations!

Juke Joint Jezebel

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"Re(9):your children are too fat" , posted Mon 6 Jan 14:10

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Its like we spend money to poison ourselves and then spend more money to cure ourselves.

too true! but ... i've grown to love this horrid lifestyle! i live in Smogland, USA and i used to have the worst breathing problems as a kid. i'm fine now. and the last time i was in a pollution-free zone, i couldn't stop sneezing. so i've come to the conclusion that i'm one of them new generations that needs pollution to sustain good health (MUTANT!)

oh, and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you punk kids and your fancy names!!!

Satoshi_Miwa

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"Re(10):your children are too fat" , posted Mon 6 Jan 20:38

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Its like we spend money to poison ourselves and then spend more money to cure ourselves.
too true! but ... i've grown to love this horrid lifestyle! i live in Smogland, USA and i used to have the worst breathing problems as a kid. i'm fine now. and the last time i was in a pollution-free zone, i couldn't stop sneezing. so i've come to the conclusion that i'm one of them new generations that needs pollution to sustain good health (MUTANT!)

oh, and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you punk kids and your fancy names!!!

Besides, what's so good about Nature anyway? Cleaning up fallen leaves, wild animals that can hurt you, and no 7-11 within easy walking distance to get a Slurpee. Or net connection..It's horrible...HORRIBLE!

But besides that, another case wrapped up nicely. Now, to the Mystery Mobile people!