That "PS5" looks like a blend of barph, ass, and balls.
I'm a bit cranky today.
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OmegaDog
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"Re(2):Ghost of Xmas Future taunting weapon..."
, posted Wed 18 Dec 13:39
Maybe I should've put a disclaimer that the hardware names and numbers were going to be BS...
The Onion does have a history of being pretty accurate with regards to video games, though. It's quite likely that several members of the Onion staff play the titles on a regular basis and are heavy fans of them.
But, still, since I'm assuming that, as kids, many of us were more about the numbers (yes, I'm using heuristics...) -- try to look at it from that perspective, even if it is all BS.
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, posted Wed 18 Dec 19:18
hahaha that's one happy kid i'm gonna make a tag out of that
i'll read the article in a bit x_x
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"Re(3):Ghost of Xmas Future taunting weapon..."
, posted Wed 18 Dec 20:18
quote: hahaha that's one happy kid i'm gonna make a tag out of that
i'll read the article in a bit x_x
/me wipes tear from eye
oh how i love the onion
nationalgamereview used to have articles like that
i love daalas tags!
talbaineric
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"Re(4):Ghost of Xmas Future taunting weapon..."
, posted Wed 18 Dec 20:24
*quote* the Sony PlayStation 5, a 2,048-bit console featuring a 45-Ghz trinary processor, CineReal graphics booster with 2-gig biotexturing, and an RSP connector for 360-degree online-immersion play. *quote*
"Ghost of Xmas Future taunting weapon..." 
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"Re(2):Ghost of Xmas Future taunting weapon..." 
