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|  "Johnny Bravo The movie: starring...The rock?"
, posted Tue 29 Oct 00:09:
Interesting stufff at:
http://www.scriptsales.com/DDScriptSales.htm
Obviously, most have yet to be greenlit, and if they are approved, will be realeased in a long time.
Also on the list: Akira, Way of the Rat, Scooby Doo 3,a Sony Pictures animated feature, The Phantom, and many remakes and movies that sound a lot like The fast and the furious.
Title: Johnny Bravo
Log Line: A big muscled, sweet-talking ladies man, who sounds like Elvis, loves his mother and worships himself constantly proves to be his own worse enemy.
Writer: Van Partible (creator)
Buyer: Warner Brothers
Genre: Action-comedy
Logged: 10/18/02
More: To be based on the Cartoon Network's half-hour series "Johnny Bravo." A potential starring vehicle for the Rock. Cartoon Network will develop along with Warner Brothers. Neal Moritz and Marty Adelstein to produce. The shows creator/writer/director Van Partible will Executive Produce. No screenwriter is attached as yet.
It occurs to me that an awful lot of trouble in Gotham City could have been averted a long time ago if Batman had just ripped the Joker's nipples off.
A man with the nipples ripped off him does not make the same mistakes twice.
I mean crime in Gotham City doesn't exactly seem to be affected by a man dressed as a bat flapping around the place. But no-one disobeys a man wearing a necklace of human nipples.
"I'm Batman" isn't cutting it in the striking-fear-into-their-hearts stakes. But "I'm Batman -- and I'm here for your nipples" is an entirely different proposition.
-- Warren Ellis
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