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Hungrywolf

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"Spoony Stefan" , posted Fri 25 Oct 21:52

I just read Stefan's newest rant about Capcom's new all-star game. I wouldn't mention it except I think it's hilarious. First of all, he says that one of the new characters looks basically just like Chun Li, then I looked at the picture he provided and it in no way resembles her in my opinion. Also, the first thing he said was that Ryu isn't one of Capcom's All-Stars. Yeah, sure, and monkey's might fly out of my butt. Y'know, he's just upset that Cammy isn't in it, that we know of. He does have a point that some of the most popular characters aren't in the game, but still, I don't know how he could say that about Ryu...
See for yourself...Link Here

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Dr Baghead

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"Re(1):Spoony Stefan" , posted Fri 25 Oct 22:06:

>__< it's sad... I was in Suncoast the other day and picked up the box for Street Fighter the movie. I handed it to my friend and point to the back saying "look Stefan would hate this!" she looked at me confused and I said, "Ryu and Cammy are standing very close together, if you're retarded and don't think things through or don't look at facts like Stefan, you'd assume this implies something is going on between Ryu and Cammy"

sadly this rant proves Stefan is more retarded, doesn't think enough things through, and ignores more facts then even I gave him credit for...

edit: noticed a few major typos that effected the point of what of I was saying (the rest of the typos don't matter...)

[this message was edited by Dr Baghead on Fri 25 Oct 22:31]

whitesword

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"Re(1):Spoony Stefan" , posted Fri 25 Oct 22:14

Stefan has been on the very top of my list of spoony bards ever since...since...well, ever since I started saying "spoony bard"!

*takes an EX deep breath*

STEFAN IS A SPOONY BARD!!!

Ahh...it feels as good as ever to say that!

A Burning Fist is a Fist tat is Burning!

Jason
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"Re(1):Spoony Stefan" , posted Fri 25 Oct 23:18:

"Anyhow, from what I've seen so far, this game is gonna totally suck. Sure the graphics are awesome, and the gameplay might be good too . . ."

what the. . .? good graphics + good gameplay = this game sucks? is this guy for real? hmm, 3 questions in a row, don't see that every day . . . or do you? ok, I'll stop now.

-Jason

[this message was edited by Jason on Fri 25 Oct 23:19]

Satoshi_Miwa

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"Re(1):Spoony Stefan" , posted Fri 25 Oct 23:31

Ahh...Reading stuff like this brings home why I think Stefan is such an idiot. Weird logic (Chun Li, not popular...HA!), even weirder ideas on Canon, and silly opinions like this (Read his ideas on updating Sakura for even more sillyness). This just tops the cake...:P

Dr Baghead

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"Re(2):Spoony Stefan" , posted Sat 26 Oct 00:12

quote:
(Read his ideas on updating Sakura for even more sillyness).

That was a great rant!

Because obviously having a billion clones of Ryu is retarded, but a billion clones Cammy is just giving the fans what they want!

(speaking of Ryu clones, anyone stupid enough to call Dan a Shoto-clone needs to be murdered as cruely as possible)

Megane
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"Weird..." , posted Sat 26 Oct 00:43

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Ingrid isn't much of a 'new' character... she's Chun Li on a diet with bleached hair and a modified outfit!

So, along that line of thinking, Ibuki would just be a younger Chun Li with ponytailed hair in a ninja suit?

He's being a little irrational...

Rid Hershel

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"Re(1):Spoony Stefan" , posted Sat 26 Oct 05:41

Blah, a goldfish has more brain that Stefan. It's surprising how human evolution fails and sometimes makes HUGE mistakes like Stefan. Thank god that natural selection won't let them reproduce.

Radish

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"Re(3):Spoony Stefan" , posted Sat 26 Oct 06:15

quote:
(Read his ideas on updating Sakura for even more sillyness).

That was a great rant!

Because obviously having a billion clones of Ryu is retarded, but a billion clones Cammy is just giving the fans what they want!

Ha ha! Didn't they almost do that with the Alpha 3 clones?

quote:

(speaking of Ryu clones, anyone stupid enough to call Dan a Shoto-clone needs to be murdered as cruely as possible)

I like to endearingly refer to him as a "faux shoto" for lack of a better definition.

Genjuro

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"Re(2):Spoony Stefan" , posted Sat 26 Oct 06:21

quote:
"Anyhow, from what I've seen so far, this game is gonna totally suck. Sure the graphics are awesome, and the gameplay might be good too . . ."

L
I think this game is going to suck too,but for totally different reasons...

iggy

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"Re(2):Spoony Stefan" , posted Sat 26 Oct 06:25

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Blah, a goldfish has more brain that Stefan. It's surprising how human evolution fails and sometimes makes HUGE mistakes like Stefan. Thank god that natural selection won't let them reproduce.

It's not Evolution who is to blame, it is Internet that allow the most stupid people to shout their stupidity to the world.
Oh, and don't say things like that of goldfishes. Fishes in general are not stupid, they what they want you to believe. Fish is the most evil and nasty creature on earth, it kills dozens of people every second and nobody is aware of it.

TheBeast

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"Re(1):Spoony Stefan" , posted Sat 26 Oct 07:58:

quote:
I just read Stefan's newest rant about Capcom's new all-star game. I wouldn't mention it except I think it's hilarious. First of all, he says that one of the new characters looks basically just like Chun Li, then I looked at the picture he provided and it in no way resembles her in my opinion. Also, the first thing he said was that Ryu isn't one of Capcom's All-Stars. Yeah, sure, and monkey's might fly out of my butt. Y'know, he's just upset that Cammy isn't in it, that we know of. He does have a point that some of the most popular characters aren't in the game, but still, I don't know how he could say that about Ryu...
See for yourself...Link Here

Well...A few of the stuff he says are true, like Capcom ignoring Darkstalkers altogether for a very very long time. They had almost past their expiry date for goodness sake. I am just hoping Capcom didn't have the monkey to tell them to play with our minds.

Other than that, it is just a useless rant. I think he is overreacting due to the heck concept of a so-called "Capcom all star". If a KOF dream match can't include everyone, what makes him think Capcom can?????

[this message was edited by TheBeast on Sat 26 Oct 09:56]

talbaineric

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"Re(2):Spoony Stefan" , posted Sat 26 Oct 08:08

THAT I didn't get! How in the world could the pretty and kawaii Ingrid resemble spoony Chun? Ingrid is so original!

And just because she has her hair in buns doesn't make her Chun. And her outfit LOOKS NOWHERE LIKE CHUN'S! PERIOD! Nuff said!

I didn't see him cut down D.D. So that's good!

And as much as I loathe Ryu,he IS A CAPCOM ALL STAR! There's no denying that.

But Stefan DID have some good points. Why wasn't Cammy in it? Why wasn't Sakura in it? They're MUCH BIGGER stars than Poison or Batsu(BATSU IS THE BOMB,THOUGH!

) I don't get that.

And he was so right about Capcom not using any Darkstalkers! That's wack!

I'd love to see Talbain in 3-D! As well as Demitri,e.t.c.

Hopefully,they add more characters.

Heh,and I thought MY VIEWS were warped.

TheBeast

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"Re(3):Spoony Stefan" , posted Sat 26 Oct 10:02

quote:
But Stefan DID have some good points. Why wasn't Cammy in it? Why wasn't Sakura in it? They're MUCH BIGGER stars than Poison or Batsu(BATSU IS THE BOMB,THOUGH! ) I don't get that.

And he was so right about Capcom not using any Darkstalkers! That's wack! I'd love to see Talbain in 3-D! As well as Demitri,e.t.c.

Like I said, it isn't supposed to be a dream match anwyay. If Cammy/Sakura are in it, all the more Gouki/Bison should be in it.

Satoshi_Miwa

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"Re(3):Spoony Stefan" , posted Sat 26 Oct 11:04

quote:
(Read his ideas on updating Sakura for even more sillyness).

That was a great rant!

Because obviously having a billion clones of Ryu is retarded, but a billion clones Cammy is just giving the fans what they want!

(speaking of Ryu clones, anyone stupid enough to call Dan a Shoto-clone needs to be murdered as cruely as possible)

With a level 3 super taunt! Saikyo-Ryu~!

But really, anyone that thinks Sakura and Dan are Shoto-clones hasn't played alot of Street Fighter. They may have twinges of Ryu in their design, but in actual gameplay they play totally different. If you try the basic Shoto combos with them you'll end up losing quickly...

talbaineric

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"Re(4):Spoony Stefan" , posted Sat 26 Oct 12:18

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But Stefan DID have some good points. Why wasn't Cammy in it? Why wasn't Sakura in it? They're MUCH BIGGER stars than Poison or Batsu(BATSU IS THE BOMB,THOUGH! ) I don't get that.

And he was so right about Capcom not using any Darkstalkers! That's wack! I'd love to see Talbain in 3-D! As well as Demitri,e.t.c.

Like I said, it isn't supposed to be a dream match anwyay. If Cammy/Sakura are in it, all the more Gouki/Bison should be in it.

I wish it would be a DM.

Exactly,they should all be! Bison and Gouki,of course,they're All Stars in their own right. Cammy MUST be in it! C'mon Capcom,think!

Dr Baghead

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"Re(4):Spoony Stefan" , posted Sat 26 Oct 12:44

quote:
I like to endearingly refer to him as a "faux shoto" for lack of a better definition.

ohhhh, "faux shoto" sounds a lot better then what I here other people call him ("dumbass Ryu clone who sucks" or "sucky gay weak-ass Ryu clone") it implies he's similar in some ways to a Shotokan, but isn't really one... he's like the Bocca Burger to Shoto-clones' Sourdough Jacks!

quote:
Fishes in general are not stupid, they what they want you to believe. Fish is the most evil and nasty creature on earth, it kills dozens of people every second and nobody is aware of it.

I wonder if Stefan is using the same plan? To make everyone thinks he's stupid then BAM!!!! Kill everyone who made fun of him.

Rid Hershel

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"Re(5):Spoony Stefan" , posted Sat 26 Oct 13:00

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I wonder if Stefan is using the same plan? To make everyone thinks he's stupid then BAM!!!! Kill everyone who made fun of him.

He's doing a GREAT job then.