http://www.buttermonster.com I am Juan's buttered website. "Buttermonster...such a f*kin stupid name but he sure is kicking ass!"-Dead team mate waiting to respawn in SOCOM.
That's hilarious.. has anyone here ever read the webcomic ADVENTURERS!! ? It's hilarious. It spends its entire time making fun of the RPG world. It's so funny. ^_^
Satoshi_Miwa
1469th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"Re(1):RPG mysteries explained!!!"
, posted Tue 17 Sep 10:30:
But it doesn't answer my main RPG question...Who does the characters laundry and cares for the Armor? Do they actually get clean, or do they keep the smells of battle on them...(Suppose that could keep away monsters, but I'm not wearing a tunic that's been kept in a treasure chest for over a few years..)
...Okay, I'm being too silly here...:)
[this message was edited by Satoshi_Miwa on Tue 17 Sep 10:40]
Jazzie D
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"Re(2):RPG mysteries explained!!!"
, posted Tue 17 Sep 10:35
quote: But it doesn't answer my main RPG question...Who does the characters laundry and cares for the Armor? Do they actually get clean, or do they keep the smells of battle on them...(Suppose that could keep away monsters, but I'm not wearing a tunic that's been kept in a trasue chest for over a few years..)
...Okay, I'm being too silly here...:)
While we're still on that subject, I want to know why people never take off some of their clothes when they sleep, except for Seiken Densetsu III.
RugalBernstein
2401th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(1):RPG mysteries explained!!!"
, posted Tue 17 Sep 10:46
Bwa ha ha ha ha... I still wonder about some of these, though...
Iggy
636th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member
"Re(2):RPG mysteries explained!!!"
, posted Tue 17 Sep 12:14
There is another question for me... Why, when you need monney, you just have to go, get attacked by monsters (who will attack you even though you are 5 super powerfull warriors and he is a lonely aggressive deer) and by killing a monster, you always get money (and sometimes, potions, armors just at the size of the guy who can wear it, etc). What did the wild deer do with all this money?
Gojira
594th Post
New Red Carpet Member
"Re(3):RPG mysteries explained!!!"
, posted Tue 17 Sep 12:17
quote: While we're still on that subject, I want to know why people never take off some of their clothes when they sleep, except for Seiken Densetsu III.
Because they have no privacy. Have you noticed the lack of a thing called "doorways" in those places?
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Gojira
595th Post
New Red Carpet Member
"Re(3):RPG mysteries explained!!!"
, posted Tue 17 Sep 12:21
quote: There is another question for me... Why, when you need monney, you just have to go, get attacked by monsters (who will attack you even though you are 5 super powerfull warriors and he is a lonely aggressive deer) and by killing a monster, you always get money (and sometimes, potions, armors just at the size of the guy who can wear it, etc). What did the wild deer do with all this money?
Well, you probably disemboweled it. Those monsters will eat ANYTHING that's just lying around.
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Juan
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"Re(4):RPG mysteries explained!!!"
, posted Tue 17 Sep 12:24
I wish i was an rpg character. If i ever needed money, i would just go outside my neighborhood and start walking in circles, then a random encounter happens, i whack the monsters, i get money and other misc stuff. And its completely legal. But then probably the goverment would make some sort of random encounter tax, so you only get 40 percent of the earnings.
AAARRGGHH.
http://www.buttermonster.com I am Juan's buttered website. "Buttermonster...such a f*kin stupid name but he sure is kicking ass!"-Dead team mate waiting to respawn in SOCOM.
Toxico
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"Juan..."
, posted Tue 17 Sep 12:29
quote: I wish i was an rpg character. If i ever needed money, i would just go outside my neighborhood and start walking in circles, then a random encounter happens, i whack the monsters, i get money and other misc stuff. And its completely legal. But then probably the goverment would make some sort of random encounter tax, so you only get 40 percent of the earnings.
AAARRGGHH.
Also remember that you should stock up on Cat Tuna/Green Bananas items that aren't cheap.
Is not as nice as it sounds
Juan
2416th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(1):Juan..."
, posted Tue 17 Sep 12:31
I will also remember to marry a Sorceress snake woman and have a nice little farm to support my pixelated kids.
I also wish life had save points. With 3 slots. GO back and fix stuff.
quote: I wish i was an rpg character. If i ever needed money, i would just go outside my neighborhood and start walking in circles, then a random encounter happens, i whack the monsters, i get money and other misc stuff. And its completely legal. But then probably the goverment would make some sort of random encounter tax, so you only get 40 percent of the earnings.
AAARRGGHH.
Also remember that you should stock up on Cat Tuna/Green Bananas items that aren't cheap.
Is not as nice as it sounds
http://www.buttermonster.com I am Juan's buttered website. "Buttermonster...such a f*kin stupid name but he sure is kicking ass!"-Dead team mate waiting to respawn in SOCOM.
Toxico
2258th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(2):Juan..."
, posted Tue 17 Sep 12:37
quote: I will also remember to marry a Sorceress snake woman and have a nice little farm to support my pixelated kids.
I also wish life had save points. With 3 slots. GO back and fix stuff.
But the game is like resident evil, the more you save the worst your grade at the ending ;P
I will like to leave in Sim City controlling people >>:-D
Tashoku Kisune
1081th Post
Red Carpet Premium Member
"Re(3):RPG mysteries explained!!!"
, posted Tue 17 Sep 12:41
quote: But it doesn't answer my main RPG question...Who does the characters laundry and cares for the Armor? Do they actually get clean, or do they keep the smells of battle on them...(Suppose that could keep away monsters, but I'm not wearing a tunic that's been kept in a trasue chest for over a few years..)
...Okay, I'm being too silly here...:)
While we're still on that subject, I want to know why people never take off some of their clothes when they sleep, except for Seiken Densetsu III.
Why is it that the main character can jump like 40 feet in the air during an attack in battle but can't get over a four foot wall?
Does anyone else have a problem with feeding a 1,000 year old potion to your teammate? If it's in an acient cave.. I don't recoment you use it.
CrazyMike 195th Post
Regular Customer
"Re(4):RPG mysteries explained!!!"
, posted Tue 17 Sep 13:23
Why can Final Fantasy characters be killed off in the plot yet in battle if they die, you just use a phoenix down and they come back to life. Why didn't Cloud use that on, well you know (though if you don't know who I am talking about by now you shouldn't be on this board lol)
well, that article actually pointed out a lot of things ... i mean, if someone was going to make their own rpg *cough* or pursue a career of this *cough*
ZamIAm
638th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member
"Good Reading"
, posted Tue 17 Sep 21:04
Always remember, when you are broke, just look in a trash can.
"Should I wait for your love? Am I waiting in vain? Somebody help me cause I'm fallin' Head over heals in love again."
Iggy
637th Post
Red Carpet Regular Member
"Re(5):RPG mysteries explained!!!"
, posted Tue 17 Sep 23:15
quote:I wish i was an rpg character. If i ever needed money, i would just go outside my neighborhood and start walking in circles, then a random encounter happens, i whack the monsters, i get money and other misc stuff.
And if you were a RPG character, you could carry up to 99 sort of all the items you can imagine without even beeing slowed down. but never more than 99.
Tashoku Kisune
1093th Post
Red Carpet Premium Member
"Re(6):RPG mysteries explained!!!"
, posted Wed 18 Sep 12:54
quote: And if you were a RPG character, you could carry up to 99 sort of all the items you can imagine without even beeing slowed down. but never more than 99.
Yeah.. there's an idea. I think you guys would like this. You might wanna take a look. The art's terrible.. but if you can stand it then the plot and jokes are hilarious!!
The art gets better as the coic goes on because the artist gets better. So just bear with it. The expressions are only made funnier by the bad art. ^_^;
"RPG mysteries explained!!!" 
but he sure is kicking ass!"-Dead team mate waiting to respawn in SOCOM.
"Re(4):RPG mysteries explained!!!" 
