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| aquarake
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|  "Re(1):Gamefaqs-it's almost over...."
, posted Sat 31 Aug 21:19
Samus kicks ass. She's got a robotic suit. I mean, robots are cool, and they kick tons of ass, but they're so... dead. They don't have life, but Samus does. She's as ass-kicky as a robot while still being human and doing cool stuff. She's a girl. Girls, by nature, kick tons of ass. She kicks even more ass because she doesn't run around half-naked or get captured every few days. Samus kicks insane amounts of ass. She's also a bounty hunter. Bounty hunters, by definition, kick ass. They kick ass, and then they get paid for kicking ass. How cool can that be? Anyway, she's not only a kick ass bounty hunter, but she's got a gun grafted onto her arm. She kicks so much ass that she decided she should always have a tool of ass-kicking on hand. She didn't want a puny little pistol, no, she had a frigging cannon grafted onto her arm. She made sure she can't have her weapons confiscated, because its technically a prosthetic. This proves that samus is wise. She's smart, a chick, a bounty hunter, and has a gun grafted onto her arm. She now kicks tremendous assloads of ass. I mean, dear god, how could she kick more ass than that? But she does. She's not fully human. She has blood of a race that's evolved so much that they can't evolve anymore. Not only that, but she has a spaceship. A spaceship that frequently escapes planet-busting explosions. And not just that, Samus has a complete arsenal inside her ship. She kicks a lot of ass. I mean, she's practically at the threshold of ass-kicking. If she would do something to increase her ass-kickingness, such as having a sombrero or other funny hat, or using magic, she'd probably pass the threshold of ass-kicking. A theory of what happens is that she will turn into a beam of light. Not just light, an ass-kicking beam of light infused with ass-kicking energy. It'd travel at the speed of light and kick ass along the way. It'd probably kick more ass that it'd eventually kick all the ass in the universe, and then it would have nothing to do. The theory states that the ass-kicking beam of light will create more asses to kick and then kick them so hard they'd be destroyed. Then, the cycle continues untill she gets bored and reverts to her normal, non-beam of light form.
Uh... SO vote Samus.
The theory should be credited to Blastoise Master, who first came up with the Ass-kicking Beam of Light.
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| Hungrywolf 1447th Post
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| "Re(2):Gamefaqs-it's almost over...." , posted Sat 31 Aug 21:25
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Samus kicks ass. She's got a robotic suit. I mean, robots are cool, and they kick tons of ass, but they're so... dead. They don't have life, but Samus does. She's as ass-kicky as a robot while still being human and doing cool stuff. She's a girl. Girls, by nature, kick tons of ass. She kicks even more ass because she doesn't run around half-naked or get captured every few days. Samus kicks insane amounts of ass. She's also a bounty hunter. Bounty hunters, by definition, kick ass. They kick ass, and then they get paid for kicking ass. How cool can that be? Anyway, she's not only a kick ass bounty hunter, but she's got a gun grafted onto her arm. She kicks so much ass that she decided she should always have a tool of ass-kicking on hand. She didn't want a puny little pistol, no, she had a frigging cannon grafted onto her arm. She made sure she can't have her weapons confiscated, because its technically a prosthetic. This proves that samus is wise. She's smart, a chick, a bounty hunter, and has a gun grafted onto her arm. She now kicks tremendous assloads of ass. I mean, dear god, how could she kick more ass than that? But she does. She's not fully human. She has blood of a race that's evolved so much that they can't evolve anymore. Not only that, but she has a spaceship. A spaceship that frequently escapes planet-busting explosions. And not just that, Samus has a complete arsenal inside her ship. She kicks a lot of ass. I mean, she's practically at the threshold of ass-kicking. If she would do something to increase her ass-kickingness, such as having a sombrero or other funny hat, or using magic, she'd probably pass the threshold of ass-kicking. A theory of what happens is that she will turn into a beam of light. Not just light, an ass-kicking beam of light infused with ass-kicking energy. It'd travel at the speed of light and kick ass along the way. It'd probably kick more ass that it'd eventually kick all the ass in the universe, and then it would have nothing to do. The theory states that the ass-kicking beam of light will create more asses to kick and then kick them so hard they'd be destroyed. Then, the cycle continues untill she gets bored and reverts to her normal, non-beam of light form.
Uh... SO vote Samus.
The theory should be credited to Blastoise Master, who first came up with the Ass-kicking Beam of Light.
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LOL. That's pretty funny. I love Samus. In fact, I've been playing Metroid today and I beat Super Metroid from where I have it saved at the end.
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| Hagen de Merak
71th Post
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| "Re(1):Hmmm..." , posted Sun 1 Sep 13:31
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It looks like Link will win this contest after all. I shouldn't have entered because I already won a contest a few weeks before. Guh!
I'm glad it was either Mario or Link. They're the ones who got video games rolling in the first place. You have to remember that if it wasn't for these two, there would be no video games today. Before Mario and Link came around, video games were about to die out. So, you have these two to thank.
Now these days, their games don't interest me anymore. They just don't. I'd rather relive the good old Famicom and Super Famicom days, but what good will that do?
well i think this was a contest to vote for who you liked best, not who "saved" gaming. if it wasnt mario and link, it would of been someone else. i like their games and all, but how long will people bring this up?
i honestly didnt care who won this contest.
but i agree with you that their "new stuff" doesnt interest me either, i too prefer firing up the NES and Super NES to play favs like Zelda : A Link to the Past. now that is a zelda IMO.
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