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| Juke Joint Jezebel 768th Post
 
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|  "monkey and penguin troubles?"
, posted Tue 20 Aug 08:50
these games are wacky. they're beyond wacky! so i will provide some tips to help you keep your sanity ^-^ if my tips don't make any sense, just yell at me and ask me what i'm ranting on about. then i'll try to reiterate
-= saving your monkeys =-
freakin' floating monkeys - yep, you know the ones. the monkeys that take god damn forever to fall. at first, i didn't know which ones these were. but after playing for a couple of hours (hehe), i realized they're the lighter-colored monkeys. i send these guys to dive right inbetween each wave for the monkeys on the bottom few rows (that dive closest to the water). as for floaty monkeys at the very top of the cliff, i send them out right when the last wave has passed. they'll fall and fall and fall, and if all goes right they'll safely dive
wind - wind sucks. it affects all monkeys, especially the hat ones of course (which freakin' fly away into a terrible terrible death). try to use the degree of the wind sock thing to your advantage. the thing that sucks the most about wind is that it changes, even when a monkey is in mid-flight!
-= saving your penguins =-
spike room - this is the room with the creepy golden penguin statue in the center of it. haha, sorry, i can't even get past this room without dying a couple of times. my only advice is try to get a running start (from the top-left ledge) with the little area it provides you. when you land on the moving platform, try to "run" for a bit before you leap again. if you die, my advice is to go to the room to the left, get your running start, then run back to the room to the right an take a leap of faith. still, it's extremely difficult to pull off. oh yea, and don't even bother getting that damn tricky statue. it only rewards you with one life -_-
the up and down spike group - i dunno about you guys but i've lost dozens of lives dealing with this damn contraption. my advice is to wait at the edge for the spike next to you to lower. once it does, make a RUN for it, and jump continuously when you're near the end of the spikes (because they will rise again quicker than you can walk)
polar bear monster - a small spoiler of what happens after the polar bear: yep, you fight a bigger monster  in my opinion, the polar bear is easy compared to the next boss -_- anyways, tips on defeating the bear! when you first arrive, don't pick up the snowballs on the ledge. unload all that you have on him first, because once you're out of snowballs, you're out of snowballs -_- i've had to suicide to get more snowballs, wahh. anyways, there's a couple of patterns you can use to defeat the bear
1) (the most obvious and the trickiest one) shoot the hell out of that bear. when he comes at you, run!! with a good distance, i've found i can unload about 1-3 rounds of snowballs on the bear before i have to run. try to get the bear in the far opposite corner (of where you're at) before you fire at him. you'll be able to unload more snowballs on him this way. it'll also give you more time to run away. the trickiest part about this strategy is getting stuck at the bouncy ramp thing on the right (because above is that damn ceiling that shoots you right back at the bear's head). if you time it right, you can jump over that "ceiling" to safety, or you can jump over the bear's fat head then jump to the ledge (where it's safe). by the way, when the bear stops to seemingly act friendly, don't be fooled! if you go on his level, he'll charge at you as quickly as he normally would
2) the second pattern i've found is this (it's extremely easier, but much more time-consuming) ... jump on the ledge on the left (the one that held those snowballs) then wait for the bear to walk to the far right. when he's there, jump down and rambo his ass! when he gets close, jump back up on the ledge. then wait for him to walk to the far right, repeat 
after the bear's been defeated, give yourself a high five, then march onward! grab the key (use the bouncy snow thing if you can't reach it), then use tricky timing to land on top of the "ceiling" i mentioned earlier (on the right). here, you will face snow monster
snow monster - this guy is such a bitch to fight. i lost 4 lives in 10 seconds freefalling into his crazy projectile thing >_< here, these tips should help you
1) shoot the icicle above its head. it'll fall and land on its head
2) right after one lands on its head, jump up and shoot again (even though the icicle isn't there anymore). right before your snowballs arrive, an icicle will appear and it'll immediately break off land on its head
3) after repeating this for a while, all the icicles will be gone. go to the bottom and wait for the guy to shoot upwards. once he shoots and is re-aiming his hands, jump and shoot at his head (i tried shooting everywhere T_T his head's the only vulnerable area). continue doing this. i found the very bottom area to be the safest when he's not aiming there. but when he does aim there, get out! then go back when it's safe again
here's a few bugs i've discovered in the penguin game
the good bug - some of you may have already discovered this, but anyways ... you don't need to collect all the stars to get past the door in the beginning. just keep walking and it'll teleport you past it. don't worry about the spike room or that golden penguin of death. just journey onward!
the bad bug - hehe, this bug's just creepy (and kinda pointless). you know "the up and down spike group" i mentioned above? if you press the button (that stops the spikes) at the right time (i'm still not exactly sure how this bug works so you'll have to test it if you wanna try it), all the spikes will stop except for one, which will continue to move up and down. i told ya it was the bad bug ^_~
well, that's all i've got. good luck saving your animals! (and putting to death the wicked animals!)
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| Juke Joint Jezebel 785th Post
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| "Re(5):here is an easier one" , posted Thu 22 Aug 06:10
that homestarrunner site scares me hah. someone showed it to me because he thought he saw Mature and Vice there  he's seeing things
ah, thanks for the info, Gojira! but i must see it for myself. onslaught gave me a few pointers ... i think i'll be able to defeat that, uh, monster hehe
anyways, even more games!
http://www.orisinal.com/
i've only played a few of them, but they're all pretty unique and interesting. if you're gonna go there, try out the star game (that's a direct link to it, but from the site it's the crescent moon icon). i really thought it was cute, and the song they chose for it really set the mood. Direction of Mind by Mami Ishizuka. since i played that game, i looked up as many songs as i could from this artist. fking beautiful music, all of it. anyways, yes! star game! go! go! (it's not too long of a game, don't worry)
Lulled with sound of sweetest melody -- The Midnight Carnival
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| TheBeast 921th Post
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|  "Online site recommended for T.K. ^_^"
, posted Thu 22 Aug 07:31
quote:
that homestarrunner site scares me hah. someone showed it to me because he thought he saw Mature and Vice there he's seeing things
ah, thanks for the info, Gojira! but i must see it for myself. onslaught gave me a few pointers ... i think i'll be able to defeat that, uh, monster hehe
anyways, even more games!
http://www.orisinal.com/
i've only played a few of them, but they're all pretty unique and interesting. if you're gonna go there, try out the star game (that's a direct link to it, but from the site it's the crescent moon icon). i really thought it was cute, and the song they chose for it really set the mood. Direction of Mind by Mami Ishizuka. since i played that game, i looked up as many songs as i could from this artist. fking beautiful music, all of it. anyways, yes! star game! go! go! (it's not too long of a game, don't worry)
Cool website, Triple J!!!That is one of the 100 online websites recommended by FHM. But anyway, that site is filled with cuteness I am sure gals like T.K. will enjoy...heh 
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